Naruto: My name is Naruto Nianma

"Menma! You fell asleep in class again!!!" Fang Yan woke up vaguely with a roar and severe pain from being hit by a piece of chalk on his head.

"What's going on? Didn't I work overtime all night? Did I just lie down and sleep for a while before dawn? Damn, the budget hasn't been finalized yet, and Lao Zhang will scold him to death again if he finds out..." Fang Yan followed with the palm of his hand. He rubbed his face vigorously, yawned, and opened his eyes.

As soon as he opened his eyes, Fang Yan was stunned. He found himself sitting in a large lecture theater, surrounded by a group of eleven or twelve-year-old children. There was also a white-haired young man in front of the classroom, wearing a green director's vest. He was holding the podium with his hands and staring at him angrily.

"What's going on? How did I get here? Where's my computer? Where's my work station? Where's my budget?" Fang Yan was confused and muttered to himself.The children around looked at Fang Yan, and after being quiet for a while, they suddenly burst into laughter. The white-haired young man on the podium became even more angry. He suddenly rushed to Fang Yan, grabbed him by the collar and shouted: "Menma, what are you doing?" I'm going to stand in the corridor and reflect on it!" After saying that, he dragged Fang Yan to the door of the classroom and threw him out.

Fang Yan stood against the wall in the corridor, his mind in chaos. He tried hard to recall the previous memories and tried to analyze the current situation. Suddenly, a strange and familiar memory came into his mind: "My name is Namikaze Menma, my father is Namikaze Minato, and my mother is Uzumaki Kushina..."

"Fuck?⊙! I traveled through time, into the world of Naruto!" Dialect, no, the boy who should be called Namikaze Menma now was stunned, with an expression of disbelief on his face.

"But something is wrong. Shouldn't I be called Uzumaki Naruto? Why have I become Namikaze Menma now? Also, shouldn't Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina be dead at this time? Why are my memories telling me? Are they still alive and well?" Namikaze Menma was puzzled. Suddenly, a golden light flashed in his head, and he thought of a possibility: "Is it the plot of the movie version of Road to Ninja? Naruto won the limited edition Tsukuyomi. A parallel world traveled through?”

No, how can this be fun?I was living well, but suddenly I was transported to the world of Naruto.You can wear it as you say, and we accept our fate. We can always prosper and get ahead by relying on the memories of our previous life.But now you tell me that I have actually traveled to a world limited to Tsukuyomi. As a time traveler, all the advantages of knowing the plot are gone? !

"By the way, a time-traveler! I am a time-traveler. According to my previous experience in reading novels, don't all time-travelers have a golden finger? Where is my golden finger?" Namikaze Menma thought of this, with an excited look on his face, and began to Thinking silently in my heart:

"system?"

"..."

"Goldfinger?"

"..."

"Lord God?"

"..."

"Student Xiao Ai?"

"..."

"Zaza, zaza, zaza, Nastanalu, zaza, zaza?"

"..."

"Okay, there is no golden finger t﹏t" Menma tried dozens of different names, but none of them opened the legendary golden finger, and he couldn't help scratching his head in disappointment.

After being lost for a while, Menma cheered up and began to think about the current situation: "First of all, the identity of the time traveler cannot be discovered by others, otherwise he may be dragged into the illusion torture by Danzo, and then sliced ​​into pieces by Orochimaru for study. Fortunately, I accepted it. I remember Menma's memory, and I should be careful on weekdays. If no one deliberately targets me, I won't be discovered.

Second, we must work hard to improve our own strength. I can only be a thief for a thousand days, but there is no chance to prevent a thief. I can't take chances and place my hope on Danzo not discovering my abnormality. Only when my strength improves, will I encounter unfavorable situations. Only then can you react and fight back!

Third, collect intelligence, and the world of limited Tsukuyomi has a different storyline from the orthodox Naruto world. The previous plot about Naruto is no longer useful, so you have to be mentally prepared.At the same time, it is also necessary to sort out the memory of the past life and the memory of this body itself, so as to avoid the situation of being too pretentious and being discovered by others.

Fourth, in any action, life-saving must be the first priority, stay in bed and stay in bed!

fifth,……"

Menma sorted out dozens of future behavioral guidelines in one breath. In short, in one sentence, he insists on putting his own life above all else, aiming to ensure life safety and reduce property losses, and establish a long-term mechanism for sound and stable development. .

"Jingle bell..." Menma was thinking about it, and the bell rang after class. The white-haired young man packed up the lesson plan and shouted that get out of class was over. The children in the classroom left their seats noisily and started to fight in the corridor of the classroom. play.

"Menma, because you were sleeping in class and disrupting class discipline, the teacher punished you to stand in the corridor. But because you were punished to stand, the teacher just taught you that you didn't learn the knowledge in class, so you came to the teacher after school. In the office, the teacher will give you extra classes, got it?" The white-haired young man came to Menma, knelt down and said to Menma with a pleasant look.

"I understand, Mizuki-sensei." Menma lowered his head and said sarcastically.

That's right, the teacher who is eloquent on the podium and gentle and responsible off the podium is the chuunin Mizuki who appeared in the first episode of the original Naruto and was given a free lunch!

I don’t know what will happen to Mizuki in this world. Will he be bewitched by Orochimaru and become the carrier of the spicy chicken curse seal?Or is it like in a fan novel, to find your own ninja path?Forget it, it's none of my business, I'm just a supporting player.Menma thought as Shi Shiran walked into the classroom.

From his memory, he knew that it was now lunch break. The children who were close to home had already gone home for lunch, and those who were far away from home also brought lunch boxes to eat in the classroom. Menma walked to his seat and sat down. He took out his bento and just opened the lid. Before he could eat, a pair of chopsticks suddenly came out from his left hand and picked up the tempura in his bento.

Menma turned around and looked over. He saw a little lolita with white eyes and purple hair crossing her legs, her left hand on the back of the chair, her right hand holding chopsticks, chewing the tempura from him: "Do you have any opinions? Ma? If you look at me with such rude eyes again, be careful and I will beat you up!"

Is this Hinata?No, my Hinata can't be a big sister!

t﹏t. . . . . .

But having said that, am I, Namikaze Menma, going to marry Hinata with such a domineering personality?No wow, I have already foreseen the domestic violence scene after marriage!

Goobito, give me back my gentle and kind-hearted cute girl Hinata!

Although Menma was thinking in confusion, his movements with his hands were not slow at all. Before Hinata's chopsticks reached out again, he stuffed all the rice in the lunch box into his mouth, chewed it twice and swallowed it. .

After lunch, Menma put away the tableware and chatted with Hinata at random to get information: "Hey, Hinata-san, why didn't you go home for lunch? I remember that the Hinata tribe is not far from the school. "

"Don't go back. The old man is a big pervert. If you go back, you will be caught doing shameful things." Hinata curled her lips and said disdainfully.He didn't care at all how much psychological impact these words of tiger and wolf had brought to Menma.

Is the Hyuga Hizashi of this world a ghost?Well, this is crucial information, so you need to get a small notebook and write it down!

"Don't believe Miss Hinata's words, tell me why, because everyone in Konoha knows that the Hyuga clan leader is just a daughter-in-law." Suddenly, a faint voice came from behind, Menma was startled, and immediately looked back go.

Behind him sat a boy wearing a hood. His messy and long black hair combined with the shadow of the hat covered most of his face. The faintly exposed cheeks seemed to be painted with purple paint. What was even stranger was that in the boy's arms, He was holding a black puppy. The puppy seemed to be afraid of strangers and covered its eyes with its small paws.

"Are you.........Ya?! When did you come???" Menma thought for a long time before matching the boy in front of him with the character in his memory, but whether it was Ya or Shino, how did it change? Got to be gloomy?

"...I've always been behind you, Menma, haven't you noticed me all this time? I'm very sad, but it doesn't matter. If you want to say why, it's because my presence has always been very low, and everyone often ignores me. I I'm used to it." After hearing Menma's words, Inuzuka Kiba lowered his head slightly, looking even more gloomy, and his whole body seemed to be exuding waves of black aura.

"...Well, don't worry about these details, Miya. If you think about it from another angle, you will definitely become an excellent information-stealing ninja in the future!" Menma grinned, scratched his cheek with his fingers, and consoled him awkwardly.

Fortunately, the bell rang for the afternoon class. Menma breathed a sigh of relief and got ready for class.

The afternoon classes were ninja tool throwing exercises and taijutsu training. Menma followed his classmates to the training ground.

On the training ground, Chuunin Mizuki had already taken the performance recording form and stood next to the wooden target. After organizing a group of kids to do warm-up exercises, they began to practice throwing ninja tools.

"Shuriken throwing practice begins now, does anyone volunteer to be the first to throw?" Chuunin Mizuki held the score sheet in one hand and a pen in the other and asked the kid in the class.

"I'll do it, I'll do it!" An unusually jumpy voice sounded, and Mian Ma followed the sound. It was a boy wearing sunglasses, holding up his hands, jumping up and down at the front of the crowd, very conspicuous.

"Okay, Aburame Shino, you're first!"

"Hi!" Aburame Shino replied loudly, then trotted out of the crowd and came to stand in front of the target, "Now, come and feel the fear of being dominated by the shuriken technique of the Aburame clan!"

"Drink!" With a loud shout, Aburame Shino took out four shurikens from her butt pocket, holding two in each hand, and then started...concave shape? ? !

After making a "whoosh" sound from his mouth and doing a bunch of messy, fancy but meaningless movements, Teacher Mizuki finally couldn't help but have a "#"-shaped vein popping up on his forehead, and he roared at Shino: " Baga, what are you doing? Hurry up and throw the shuriken!"

After a few "swish, swish, swish" sounds, Shino, who was startled by Mr. Mizuki, finally threw his shuriken. With two "tuk swish" sounds, two hit the target and two missed the target.

"Accuracy is five points, strength is six points, throwing technique is two points, unqualified! Aburame, why don't you throw it right away instead of doing those meaningless actions?" Teacher Mizuki asked after recording Shino's results. Zhu Zhinao roared loudly.

"Anosa, since Mizuki-sensei, who is a chuunin, is confused by my movements and doesn't know when I throw the shuriken, then the enemy ninja must not know either. Doesn't this confuse the enemy? Is it useful?" Aburame Shino explained triumphantly with her hands on her hips.

"Baga! When you do these actions, it's enough for the enemy to kill you a hundred times!" Teacher Mizuki couldn't bear it anymore. He flashed in front of Shino, shook his hands into a fist, and hit Shino's head hard. A blaster, "Run around the training ground five times for me after the shuriken throw!"

Shino's experience made the other children laugh, filling the air with joy.

"That's enough, please stop it a little! Next, Namikaze Menma!" Teacher Mizuki shouted.