Naruto: My name is Naruto Nianma

"So what should we do now?" Menma casually shot a shuriken at the wild boar. As expected, it failed to break the defense. "I can't hit it, but I can't kill it. Do you have any powerful ninjutsu? ?”

"There is no way, even my fire escape can't kill it." Sasuke said while looking at the wild boar that was still struggling, trying to pull himself out but in vain.

"Why don't you try using the detonating talisman? Sasuke, shoot the kunai tied with the detonating talisman into its eyes, and then detonate the detonating talisman." Sakura observed it carefully and put forward a constructive suggestion.

"No, although the power of the detonating talisman is a little stronger than the fire ball technique, it is also limited. It may not be able to kill the wild boar. If it does not cause serious damage to it, but instead blows up the trunk of the tree and causes the wild boar to escape, let's think about it again. It will be troublesome to catch it." Sasuke objected, looking at the huge pig head that was as tall as a person.

"If you ask me, just come to Kakashi-sensei directly. As a Jonin, I should be able to kill it easily." Menma thought of calling in foreign aid.

"Dada, asking Kakashi to come is of course the easiest way, but our mission rating will undoubtedly be the lowest, which will affect our subsequent ninja upgrade assessment." Sakura dismissed Menma's suggestion idea.

The three of them sat in a circle, thinking about countermeasures with sad faces.

"I have an idea. Although it's a bit cruel, it should work if nothing else happens." Sasuke said with a flash of inspiration.

"Tell me."

"Let's chop the wood first, and then surround the wild boar with the wood. Then I use fire escape to light the wood, and we slowly burn it to death." Sasuke said sadly.

"Let's not talk about cruelty or not. Ninjas are a profession that uses unscrupulous means, but have you thought about how to deal with the problem of fire? If a forest fire is triggered, I'm afraid we will spend the rest of our lives in Konoha Prison. Passed." Sakura calmly pointed out the flaw in Sasuke's idea.

"Sasuke's idea is fine, at least in terms of direction." Menma added, "In other words, as long as the problem of fire control is solved."

"Then how to solve it? Let's agree that I only know how to use simple water escape, and it is completely impossible to put out the fire." Sakura asked.

"I don't need to burn a whole wild boar. We just need to burn the pig's head. Even if it can't be burned to death, it shouldn't be a big problem to burn its respiratory tract with high-temperature smoke and suffocate it to death. And as far as I know, during the suffocation process, living things It will slowly lose strength and consciousness, thus avoiding the possibility of us being injured due to its dying counterattack." Menma analyzed calmly.

"I object! You can't do that!" Parker emerged from nowhere. He had heard the discussion between Menma and the three of them just now. If he didn't come out to stop the actions of the three of them, I'm afraid that the three of them would embark on an unknown path. Return.

"Why?" The three of them were puzzled.

"This is an invisible rule in the ninja world. Except for torture for intelligence needs, ninjas cannot abuse or torture enemies who have lost the ability to resist." Parker said, "Although this rule has been in name only after several ninja wars, I still hope you can abide by it. , although ninjas can do whatever it takes when performing tasks, I still hope that you can maintain the bottom line of being a human being."

"Oh~ Got it." Menma sighed and said to Sakura and Sasuke, "I have a way to kill this wild boar, but I won't tell you what it is. If you believe me, just explode it. Give me all the talismans, and then leave here and hide behind the big tree."

"What method? Use a few detonating charms to combine the power of the explosion. I'm afraid it's useless." Sasuke said bluntly.

"Believe me, you don't want to see that scene. The only thing I can guarantee is that I can definitely kill this wild boar." Menma looked solemn, unwilling to reveal his plan.

"Okay, then you give it a try." Upon hearing this, Sakura handed all the detonating charms on her body to Menma, then turned and walked away.

Sasuke wanted to say something more, but in the end he said nothing. He took out the detonating talisman and handed it to Menma, then followed Sakura's footsteps and walked away.Menma thought for a while, picked up the skin of Parker's neck and threw it towards Sasuke: "Mr. Parker, don't look at it either." After saying that, he wrapped all the detonating charms around the kunai handle and walked towards the wild boar.

Sasuke and Sakura, who had already walked away, suddenly heard the wild boar let out a huge scream. The sound broke through the sky and was horrific. Then there was a violent explosion. After a while, Menma came over with a gloomy face and said: "Okay Now, the wild boar is dead, you can go and see it."

Sasuke and Sakura looked at each other and walked back to where they were. What they saw was a bloody scene and stench comparable to hell. A relatively complete wild boar head was stuck on the trunk of a tree, and the upper part of its body was half-suspended lying on its side. In the bloody mud, the lower part was a mess except for the shape of two thighs that could barely be distinguished. The surrounding areas were radially covered with unknown tissues and pieces of meat, and a thick unknown liquid was dripping.This kind of scene would be treated in black and white and heavily mosaic in any film, so Sasuke and Sakura couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and ran back, holding on to the big tree and vomiting.

"Go ahead and call Kakashi. Just say that the mission target has been successfully conquered, but we don't have the right tools to cut the meat. We need to borrow his knife." Menma stopped Parker from wanting to go back to investigate. A mission was given to it.He was afraid that Parker would be mentally shocked after seeing that hellish scene and would immediately cancel his channeling.Although Parker didn't understand what Menma meant, he still obediently ran toward Kakashi.

After a while, Sasuke and Sakura finished vomiting and looked at Menma with complicated eyes.Menma said nothing and sat quietly against the big tree.

It would be nice to have a cigarette at this time, but it's a pity that the leading jounin is not Asuma, otherwise you can ask him for a cigarette.Menma was thinking a lot.

"Hey, silly tape, although you are a pervert, who made us teammates? I will never dislike you." Sakura thought for a while, but came over to comfort Menma.

"Go away, I don't want to care about you." Menma had a bad expression.

As smart as Sakura and Sasuke, the moment they saw the bloody mess, they understood how Menma killed the wild boar. I have to say that this method is indeed very powerful and not excessively cruel, but if this wild boar is in the sky If it had a spirit, it would probably prefer to be killed by the thick smoke, at least this way it could maintain its final dignity.

After a while, Kakashi Shiran came over, glanced at the ugly-looking three people, and calmly followed the smell of blood into the place where the wild boar died.

When Kakashi came out again, he was carrying a huge pig's front leg on his shoulders.As expected of a veteran jounin who had experienced a sea of ​​​​blood and a mountain of corpses, he could still keep his expression calm when seeing such a scene.

"How did you do it?" Kakashi asked curiously.

"The Secret of Konoha's Taijutsu: Millennium Killing: Explosion Talisman Edition." Menma answered.

Kakashi understood instantly.

"Sa, go back, the teacher will make barbecue for you."

Sakura and Sasuke's faces turned green again when they heard the word barbecue.

After returning to the village, none of the three had much appetite. Kakashi understood the reason and didn't say anything. He just forced the three to eat barbecue and then sent them to roam freely.Then Kakashi found the village chief and invited several villagers into the forest. Firstly, it was to confirm the mission goal. Secondly, although the wild boar died tragically, there was still a lot of meat that could be broken down for food. You know, for For an ordinary small village, meat can only be eaten several times a year.Of course, the meat is not given for free. In addition to the additional task commission, the villagers also need to pay an extra fee to purchase the pork.The price is not high, and it has been added to the upper limit of 5 taels for D-level tasks. Compared with thousands of kilograms of meat, the villagers are making a lot of money.

So the villagers unanimously decided to hold a grand bonfire party in the evening to commend the achievements of the Konoha ninjas and to celebrate the extra income in the village.

At nightfall, Kakashi and Menma sat around a small bonfire. After an afternoon of rest, the three of them had barely calmed down, but their spirits were not high and they were out of tune with the laughing villagers around them.

Kakashi knew that they were temporarily out of spirits due to the impact of the bloody scene, so he planned to say something to relieve them. He knew that regulating the psychological problems of his subordinates was also one of the responsibilities of guiding the jonin.

"Everyone cheer up and summarize today's mission!" Kakashi picked up a branch, broke it off and threw it into the fire, "Let's start with Menma!"

"Yes," Menma leaned forward, inserted the wooden stick in his hand accurately on the fire, and then began to analyze the content of today's mission: "Today's mission is to defeat the wild boar that attacked the villagers, if conditions permit. , killing the mission target. Although the mission was finally completed, there were still many shortcomings during the mission. If it were not for coincidence, one of the three of us might have been injured.

The first is the problem of intelligence collection. After we received the mission from the mission hall, we did not collect detailed intelligence on the mission target, which resulted in us not having enough strength to kill the mission target. "

"Very good! Is there anything else you want to add?" Kakashi said.

"Well... I think the mission target we just encountered is a bit abnormal." Menma thought for a while and said truthfully: "It is too big, too fast, and has high defense. It is not so much a large beast. It’s a psychic beast that has developed chakra within its body.”

"Well, I feel the same way." Sasuke interjected and agreed with Menma: "We lack effective control and attack methods against large targets, and I cannot use powerful fire escape ninjutsu in a forest environment."

"Not bad, are there any more?" Kakashi continued to ask.

"There is also the issue of pre-battle preparation. When we see the mission target, we should actually formulate a battle plan before starting the battle." Sakura said.

"Especially Sasuke, rushing forward rashly at the beginning will only lead to danger." Menma also criticized Sasuke mercilessly.

"But we only have half an hour for the crusade, and there is no time to hold a battle meeting." Sasuke was still a little unconvinced.

"Then you can't act rashly. If I hadn't rescued you in time, you would have been stabbed in a big hole." Menma said.

"Do I want you to save me? You're so nosy! I can still hide away if you don't come out!" Sasuke blushed and replied angrily.

"Okay, okay..." Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Kakashi quickly interrupted,

"Let me say a few words next..."