Original God: Play as Uchiha Madara at the beginning

Today is the day for the trio to report for duty.

By a small river, Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Tsunade stood in front of Sarutobi Hiruzane, with three logs beside them.

And Hiruzaru Sarutobi took out two bells.

"the bell has two"

"Only two mean"

Sarutobi Hiruzen spoke, but was interrupted by Orochimaru before he could finish speaking.

"Is there a man to be tied to a log?"

Orochimaru looked at the log beside him and said.

"It's insightful, Orochimaru."

Sarutobi Hizan said with a smile.

"Yosie, let's get started!"

He also said confidently.

"Attack with the determination to kill me"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi said seriously.

Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Tsunade immediately left the place using the blink technique, and began to look for opportunities to attack.

After all, the other party is the third Hokage, the ninja professor Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Only the idiot Jiraiya rushed forward and started desperately grabbing the bell.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi was directly buried in the soil, leaving only one head staring at the bell.

Then Sarutobi Hiruza gave Jiraiya a chance.

But Jiraiya, a mindless guy, fell into the trap again and was hung on a tree.

Then I got another chance, if nothing else, there was an accident, this time Zilai also fell into the water.

In the end, he was tied to a log by Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"Jiraiya, I won the bet with you."

"Sure enough, you were tied to the log"

Tsunade happily showed off in front of Jiraiya with a bell.

"To shut up"

"chest as flat as a washboard"

Unconvinced, Zilai said mockingly.

"What are you talking about, you theoretical lecher"

Tsunade was told the pain point, grabbed Jiraiya's clothes, and the two began to fight with their legs.

"Okay, Tsunade and Orochimaru go back first!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen opened his mouth to stop the two of them.

"Yes"

Tsunade said seriously, then held the bell and stuck out his tongue at Jiraiya, and left mischievously.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi looked at Jiraiya helplessly.

"You guys are real"

"Being a ninja has fallen into the obvious trap many times"

"what is the problem?"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi said helplessly.

Can this apprentice really accept it?If I say it, I'm afraid I'll be laughed to death...

"because……"

I also want to quibble.

"Learn a little bit from Orochimaru"

Sarutobi Hiruza didn't give Jiraiya a chance to argue.

"Ms. Sarutobi always speaks Orochimaru"

"It's annoying"

"I will also use powerful penetration techniques when peeping"

Zilai also said very unconvinced.

"really"

"How powerful is the penetration technique you mentioned?"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi smiled wryly.

"So far, no one has found it"

"It's true"

He also said very proudly.

"Since you've talked about this"

"Next time I will go with you too..."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi blushed, he was a little embarrassed, and he said in embarrassment.

Then, under Ye Bufan's observation, Jiraiya took Hiruzaru Sarutobi to the women's bathhouse.

Relying on the so-called penetration technique to bribe Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"So that's the case, no wonder there are two civilians among the Sannin"

"Oshemaru is a real genius after all, but you, Jiraiya, are relying on collusion..."

Ye Bufan looked at Hiruza Sarutobi and Jiraiya helplessly while clutching his forehead, it really was LSP!

In the future, Jiraiya also successfully learned a lot of ninjutsu by relying on this trick.

It's a pity that my talent is not enough, every time I watch Orochimaru successfully perform ninjutsu, but my performance is not as good as trash, it is simply a pile of defense.

During this period, Kato Dan had several opportunities to play with Tsunade.

Every time, he will be stopped by Ye Bufan, a good citizen.

Boy, Tsunade's bad luck will be transmitted to others, you can't grasp it, let me do it!

So in daily tasks and encounters on the road, Ye Bufan and Tsunade became ordinary friends!

"Is Brother Ye at home?"

Tsunade came to the small courtyard where Ye Bufan was with a depressed face, and knocked on the door.

"Hey, why is Tsunade here? Is there no ninja mission today?"

Ye Bufan opened the door, looked at Tsunade in surprise and said.

"I'm resting today, I've been under the care of Brother Ye before."

"So I want to treat you to dinner today"

Tsunade said seriously.

"Oh yes"

"But I don't think you're in a good mood!"

Ye Bufan looked at Tsunade who was still depressed and said.

"Hmph, isn't it because of the nickname Jilai also gave me, making me ashamed in the village?"

Tsunade said angrily, it's all because of that horny guy, now everyone in the village knows that he has a flat body.

"Well, don't worry about other people's eyes"

"Maybe you just developed late"

"I know a way, but I don't know if it will work"

Ye Bufan said with a smile.

Tsunade is not too young now, and other women of the same age have improved.

This confused Tsunade very much.

"really?"

After hearing Ye Bufan's words, Tsunade stared at Ye Bufan with sparkling eyes.

"I heard that girls have the same personality as boys"

"It will become like a boy, which will cause me to lack the substances that girls need"

"Maybe your character is too boyish now"

"You can try to change yourself and try to be a girl"

Ye Bufan laughed and joked with Tsunade.

I can't make a move by myself, or give Tsunade a real solution.

That must surely attract the eyes of daughter-in-law Uzumaki Mito of Senju Hashirama.

After all, it was the first time I met Tsunade, and until now, someone secretly observed my every move.

I don't want to reveal my identity because I'm lazy and don't want to change the plot on purpose.

So now it's just a joke.

The joke does work a little, but not much.

"squeaky"

"I will seriously try and work hard to change myself"

"Then let's go, I'll treat you to a barbecue."

Tsunade felt that what Ye Bufan said was very reasonable, and immediately became happy, and took Ye Bufan to the most famous barbecue restaurant in the village.

A simple barbecue meal allowed Ye Bufan to display his charm.

He is handsome in the first place, and he is very good at taking care of others. He is happy to help others on weekdays, and he is close to perfection in all aspects.

This made Tsunade couldn't help but ask questions.

"Does Brother Ye have a family?"

Tsunade couldn't hold back his excitement, and asked a little shyly.

"Little girl, everyone, don't get my idea."

"I have a family, but they are currently in their hometown"

"Didn't follow me to Konoha"

Ye Bufan said with a smile.

My identity in Konoha is a foreign businessman, and most of my contacts with Tsunade and others are tasks issued by myself.

This is the only way to contact Tsunade and others, otherwise Konoha will definitely pay attention.

"Woo, x﹏x"

Tsunade's heart was broken, and he began to feel uncomfortable.