Fantasy Westward Journey: I bring the system Changan fortune-telling

King Jinjiao and King Yinjiao made up their minds, no matter how the Taoists outside fight, they just won't go out, and they can concoct the three Monkey Kings in the cave with peace of mind.

Li Xiang yelled and scolded for a while, but there was no effect at all. He was both happy and worried.

The happy thing is that I have the ability to block the goblin's cave, but the worry is that the two boys ignore me, and I have nothing to do with them.

Wait, it's not impossible, Pindao also has a shocking method!

Li Xiangji took care of his heart and was not in a hurry. He calmly drove the horse and fetched a large pot of water, then returned to the entrance of the Lianhua Cave, set up the folding table, sat on the ponytail, made a pot of tea, and moistened his throat.

Only then did he use his trump card - Chirp Wai Wai.

"Ah~ ah~ give me a glass of forgetting love water, so that I won't shed tears for the rest of my life..."

"Go alone to have sex, I decline your supervision..."

Andy Lau may never have imagined that a showman would have a special performance of his songs at the gate of Journey to the West World and Monster Cave!

In the cave, the singing came in, and with the blessing of skills, it was exceptionally clear and infectious.

Golden Horn King:? ? ?

Silver Horn King:? ? ?

What the hell is this Taoist outside?What are you doing?

Listening to it on the first day of junior high school, what a mess, replay it again, huh?not bad!Loop again, damn it!up!

After singing a few songs by Brother Hua and setting up his style of painting, Li Xiang gave a smirk, now it's time to feed shit!

"Just because..."

In the cave, Jinjiaoyinjiao and a group of little monsters suddenly looked constipated.

After singing a Divine Comedy, Li Xiang hurriedly changed his style and washed his ears.

"Come on, be happy, there's a lot of time anyway, come on, love, anyway, there's a lot of stupidity..." (response to fans' single order song)

In the cave, Li Xiang's sudden show broke the waists of the two great kings.

After singing a song, Li Xiang didn't enjoy himself, so he spoke again:

"Forget, forget, forget, sway with my rhythm, sway, sway and sway again, the faint light... ah~"

At the point of forgetting love, Li Xiang couldn't help but raised his orchid fingers, and activated the magical skill of "Chu Chu Pie", and a wave of charming aura spread into the cave along with the singing.

King Jinjiao and King Yinjiao knocked their heads against the wall, they couldn't take it anymore.

Uncle, you have received the magic power!

We are just two innocent boys, please listen to us!

With special effects?

The child can't accept it!

After Li Xiang finished the song, he drank his saliva, moistened his throat, and thought about which repertoires he would reorganize, so that the ancient bumpkins could enjoy the charm of modern music. Suddenly, the cave was wide open, and Jinjiaoyinjiao had tears in his eyes. , came out.

Li Xiang was taken aback and was about to speak.

King Yinjiao snapped up and said: "Your own person, don't open your mouth!"

Li Xiang rolled his eyes, who the hell is with you!

The King of Golden Horn said: "Master Taoist, accept the supernatural powers, you are really one of your own!"

Li Xiangdao: "My own? How do you say it?"

The King of Golden Horn hesitated to speak, and said: "Master Taoist, please follow us into the cave, and I will explain it to you in detail."

Li Xiang asked vigilantly: "What are you trying to do, trick me into your lair? Do you have any evil thoughts?"

Pingjin Fan of the Golden Horn Dynasty standing on the side raised his mouth and said, "How dare we, you should come in with us."

Li Xiang laughed, these two boys finally planned to confess, in fact, Li Xiang knew from the beginning that these two boys did not have any malicious intentions, after all, the central Wuji Xinghuang flag was hung immediately, no one else would recognize it, you two boys still Can't recognize it?

If Tang Seng was learning the scriptures, these two boys would still be somewhat malicious, but my bright apricot-yellow flag is hanging, which represents the face of the sage Yuqing, no matter how courageous they are, I dare not provoke them.

Li Xiang poured the tea, closed the stall, picked up Pingjinfan, and followed Jinjiao and Yinjiao into the cave.

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao repelled the little demons, let them go out of the cave and forbid them to come in, and untied the three monkey brothers hanging on the wall, and took away the gold rope.

On the World Channel, Sun Wukong: I miss you, my old grandson heard it in the cave, I didn't expect you to have such a side!

Li Xiang blushed.

Zhu Bajie: Exactly!I miss my brother, I had enough fun!

Fox Xiaobai: What what? !What did Xiaobai miss? !

Li Xiang: Shut up and get down to business!

Jinjiao and Yinjiao were in a hurry, arranging the magic circle in the cave. After working for a long time, they opened the magic circle, and then transformed into a boy again. silver coat.

The boy in golden clothes said: "Everyone, don't blame us, we are boys from Lihen Tiandousita Palace, we have met the Great Sage before, this time we came down to earth to help everyone by order of the Grand Master."

Sun Wukong sneered and said: "Wait a minute, little boy, is there anyone who can help you? Hanging my old grandson for a long time, how embarrassing!"

The silver-clothed boy said: "Great Sage, the main reason is that we have to act secretly and not leave any traces. We originally planned to secretly collect you into the gourd to give you benefits and complete the task without anyone noticing. It's so weird, we have no choice but to take the risk and confess." The silver-clothed boy's tone was a little crying, and he didn't know if it was the sequelae of Li Xiang's singing voice.

Li Xiang asked: "Master? Which master? Could it be..."

The golden-clothed boy shook his head and said, "No, that's the Master Head Teacher, and the Eldest Master is the Master Head Teacher's disciple, Master Xuandu."

Zhu Bajie asked in surprise, "Teacher? What does he have to say?"

The silver-clothed boy took out the purple-gold gourd, shook it, and it jingled inside, and said: "Marshal Tianpeng, my lord knows that you are either suffering from old injuries, or reincarnated to rebuild, and the journey to the west is difficult and dangerous, so I specially prepared it for you. These elixir made by Master Zhang will help you recover, so I have been trying to put you in the gourd and help you secretly, but unfortunately..."

Everyone was stunned, no wonder the two boys tried their best to get the three monkey brothers into the gourd, it turned out to be the reason!

The silver-clothed boy poured three golden pills out of the gourd and handed them to Brother Hou, Bajie, and Sha Wujing.

Brother Hou and the three took the golden pill, with short hands to hold people and soft mouths to eat people, they all said: "Thank you, thank you, the two fairy boys thanked Master Xuandu for us after going to heaven!"

Li Xiangdao: "Slow down! Is there another one?"

The silver-clothed boy asked suspiciously: "There is still one in the gourd, but there are only three of you?"

Li Xiangdao: "There is still a vixen in our group, but when you were catching Brother Monkey and the others, you were taken away by a gust of evil wind, so you have to keep one for her."

The silver-clothed boy was stunned, he just said, how could there be four golden pills in the gourd, he thought it was the Elder Master who counted wrongly, it turned out to be in the Elder Master's calculation.

After reading this, the silver-clothed boy poured out the remaining one and gave it to Li Xiang.

Li Xiangli said confidently: "Where is mine!"

The golden-clothed boy said: "My lord said, you are an ordinary person, you can't bear the power of the golden elixir, so I didn't prepare it for you."

All right......

Li Xiang asked again: "Two fairies, do you know what monster took my little fox?"

The golden-clothed boy said: "I'm afraid it was the old lady from Yalong Cave on Yalong Mountain who did it."

Li Xiang asked puzzledly: "Old godmother? You have unusual identities, how could you recognize someone as a godmother?"

The silver-clothed boy hesitated to speak, but the golden-clothed boy said: "Master Daoist, don't inquire, the old godmother is a hard-working person, as long as you know her identity is not ordinary, it will be fine for your little fox to follow her." of."