Fantasy Westward Journey: I bring the system Changan fortune-telling

Let's say that Li Xiang and his party replenished their supplies, left Wuji country, lived in Xiaoxing at night, and walked for more than half a month. Suddenly, they saw a high mountain again, which was really blocking the sun.

Wukong said with a smile: "Brother, we are on a high mountain again. Tell me, what kind of monsters are there in the mountains, what skills do they have, where do they come from, and what stories do they have?"

Li Xiangdao: "You slow loris, are you bored and want to listen to stories again? Let me wait and see first."

Li Xiang pinched his sword finger, wiped it on his eyelids, and looked up the mountain with his golden eyes.

I saw a red cloud in the mountain depression, rising straight into the sky, condensing a mass of anger.

Li Xiang had the bottom line in his heart, and said with a smile: "We have reached the dry pine stream of Haoshan Mountain."

Seeing that Li Xiang had something to say, Bajie hurriedly asked: "Brother Xiang, since you know about this mountain, there must be a story, please tell us and listen!"

Li Xiang shook his head and said: "There is a story to the story, but the monster in the mountain is not without his footsteps, and he is still a relative of Brother Monkey!"

Brother Hou asked suspiciously: "My relatives? The monkeys under my command are all in the border of Huaguo Mountain in Aolai Country. How can they have relatives in this Western Region?"

Li Xiangdao: "No rush, let's talk as we walk."

Li Xiang drove forward and said: "Brother Monkey, you made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago and made six sworn brothers, do you still remember?"

Brother Hou thought for a moment, then sneered, "The seven sworn brothers are all people with ulterior motives, of course my grandson remembers."

Brother Hou has been with Li Xiang for so long, he has seen a lot of dogs and dogs, he has investigated all the conspiracies and tricks, and he often reflects on his past. He is no longer as innocent as in the original book.

Li Xiang asked curiously, "How do you say that?"

Monkey Brother said: "At that time, my old grandson occupied Huaguo Mountain with great momentum, and he was also regarded as a demon kingdom. There were six big monsters, the Bull Demon King, Peng Demon King, Lion Camel King, Yu Tamarin King, and Macaque King, who intersected with me. The old grandson was innocent at that time, so they became brothers. I was the youngest and ranked seventh. Later, the heaven recruited my grandson to be Bi Mawen. After I learned the truth, I turned against the heavens and called myself the great saint , These six brothers have strengthened my momentum."

Ba Jie said: "These are good brothers, what a rebellious act against the heavens, how dare they meddle in it!"

Monkey Brother said: "What a good brother! After my old grandson rebelled against the heavens, the heavenly court conquered, and none of these six good brothers came to support! My old grandson understands now, they are letting me charge in Going ahead, attracting the firepower of Heavenly Court, I am happy and at ease! What kind of good brother is this?"

Li Xiang said with a smile: "That's right, Brother Monkey, I can see clearly now!"

Brother Hou said: "What? This mountain is occupied by my good brother. Do you want to embarrass my old grandson?"

Li Xiang shook his head and said: "No! The one who occupies this mountain is your junior, the son of the Bull Demon King, the red boy Niu Shengying who calls himself the Holy Infant King!"

Brother Hou suddenly said: "So it's a calf born by an old cow!"

Li Xiangdao: "It may not be a calf."

Brother Hou laughed loudly and said, "Hahahaha, could it be that the old cow was put on a cuckold, and the doll he gave birth went away, so it's not a cow? Can this old cow bear it?"

Li Xiang also smiled and said: "That's not always the case, maybe your sister-in-law's wife is very powerful, and the child will not be sure if she lets her go."

Suddenly, Brother Hou said again: "Lao Niu didn't have a family when he married my grandson, but now only 500 years have passed, how can his baby be good? It's just because of Lao Niu's prestige, in this corner of the mountain It’s all just domineering. It’s okay if you don’t mess with my old grandson, but if you mess with my old grandson, I’ll just capture him and throw him on the Jilei mountain, and let the old cow discipline him!”

Li Xiang couldn't help laughing when he saw Brother Hou's cowhide blowing loudly.

Monkey brother, monkey brother, in the original book, you were treated so badly by your nephew, a shammad fire burned your monkey face, and the fire poison entered your body, almost to blame.

Li Xiangdao: "Then let's see how the monkey brother Shenwei teaches his nephew a lesson."

Brother Hou said: "This time, my old grandson will take action, you just wait and watch. But, this story has to be told!"

Li Xiangdao: "What's wrong, Brother Hou, you still want to know yourself and the enemy, so let me find out about your nephew's methods?"

Brother Hou couldn't be provoked, and immediately said: "Nonsense! I'm just bored and want to hear a story! If you want to say that, brother, you can tell me the story after we pass the dry pine stream!"

Li Xiang smiled and said: "You said it yourself. Let's go!"

After walking for a few miles, I suddenly heard a childish voice shouting: "Help! Help!"

Li Xiang said with a smile: "Brother Monkey, your nephew is calling for your help!"

Bajie said: "Why does this scene seem familiar to me? It seems that Yinjiao boy also changed into an old man at that time and shouted for help? How did we deal with it?"

The honest man Sha Wujing said: "Give him a discount on his legs!"

Everyone laughed in unison.

Li Xiang and his party followed the sound, and saw a seventeen-year-old boy, wearing a red cloth pocket, tied to a tree by hemp rope, shouting for help.

Brother Hou stepped forward and said, "Don't be afraid, Tonger, my old grandson is here to save you!"

Hong Haier timidly said: "Brother, you can just let me down, what are you doing with a stick?"

Brother Hou said: "Tong'er, my stick is famous. It's called Dutiful Son Bang, and it's for younger generations."

After finishing speaking, Brother Hou pulled the stick and hit Honghai'er.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Honghaier turned into a puff of red smoke, escaped from the bondage, jumped onto the cloud head, and revealed his real body.

I saw him:

The face is three-point white like powder, and the lips are as beautiful as painted vermilion.The red cloth is surrounded by red water chestnuts, and the two hands are holding the gun with the flame point.There are two hot wheels under one step, and silver steel rings are hung between the necks.

Brother Hou smiled and said, "You boy, apart from the red cloth pocket, why are you dressed like the third prince Nezha?"

Honghaier said: "The Third Prince Nezha is my idol, so naturally I have to learn how to dress up like him."

Brother Monkey said, "Let me ask you, how old are you?"

Honghaier replied honestly, "Three hundred years old."

Brother Hou smiled and said: "The third prince Nezha is the incarnation of a lotus flower. He doesn't grow up. You are three hundred years old, and your development is not very good. You still look like a child. No wonder you recognize him as an idol. You are such a small person."

Hong Boy said angrily: "Thieves monkey, I dare to insult me! Look at the gun!"

The red boy drives the imitation version of Hot Wheels, and shoots the imitation version of the fire point to kill him.

Brother Hou said: "You little boy, no matter how old or young, you have lost your family, how dare you scold your uncle? Dai my grandson arrested you and go to Big Brother Niu for a review!"

Hong Hai'er became even angrier, and scolded: "Who are you, uncle, you dare to take advantage of my lord!"

Brother Hou laughed and said, "Ask your father. When your father and I became sworn brothers, you were not born yet!"

The red boy cursed and said: "You monkey-headed monkey with a full mouth full of nonsense, my father has no friendship with you!"

The red boy stabbed at him with a spear.

Brother Monkey greeted him with a stick.

Hearing a loud noise, Hong Hai'er rolled back a few somersaults, his arms trembled, and he couldn't hold the gun. When he looked again, he saw that the beloved fire-pointed gun in his hand had already been deformed by the blow!

Hong Haier was furious and scolded: "Puhoutou, you broke my favorite weapon, I will definitely not let you go!"

Brother Hou smiled and said: "Nephew, what tricks do you have, just use it to let my grandson take a test!"