Fantasy Westward Journey: I bring the system Changan fortune-telling

Li Xiang and his party passed the Xiliang Daughter National Boundary Monument, and they had been walking for several months, and it was early spring.

Along the way, purple swallows murmured and their mouths were sleepy, orioles chirped cleverly, the ground fell red like a background, and the mountains grew green like heaps of vines.

Just as I was going, I suddenly met a small river with clear water and cold waves.

Li wanted to rein in his horse to watch, and saw a few thatched huts on the other side of the river.

Bajie stepped forward and shouted: "Ferry people! Please come here by boat!"

Not long after, a boat came out of the willow shade.

The boat hit the shore in no time, and the boat on board was an old woman with a hair full of silver threads.

Li Xiang smiled and said: "Everyone, it really is the country of daughters, and the boats on this ferry are all women!"

Everyone was amazed, only Bajie said: "But all the way, old pig, I didn't taboo at all, and I didn't encounter the Zimu River you mentioned?"

The old woman who punted the boat said: "Masters, this is the Zimu River."

Bajie said: "Old man, I heard that this mother-child river water is miraculous, a sip of it can stimulate the fetal gas, and both men and women will become pregnant. I wonder if there is such a thing?"

The old woman smiled and said: "Master, the Zimu River here is really magical. It's just that the old woman is more than sixty years old and has never seen a man. The old woman doesn't know whether the Zimu River is effective for men's birth or not." .”

Li Xiang jokingly said: "Bajie, aren't you clamoring for Xuangong to protect your body and not be afraid of the miracles of mother and son? Why don't you take a sip and try the taste?"

Bajie hesitated a little, and said: "As the saying goes, if a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall, one thing more is worse than one thing less, so let's not drink."

Brother Hou smiled and said, "So I was cowardly!"

Bajie blushed and scolded: "Pool Monkey! Do you dare to drink with me?"

Brother Hou said: "My old grandson has never practiced Nine Turns to Return Alchemy, nor has he boasted in front of everyone, unlike some people, who blow the cowhide so loudly."

Seeing that everyone was looking at him teasingly, Bajie yelled: "Drink as soon as you drink! Old pig, I promise you what I say! I don't believe it, how can this little Zimuhe get me?!"

After finishing speaking, Bajie bent down, scooped up a handful of river water, and drank until he was full.

Bajie said: "This water is very sweet, let's order it together."

Li Xiang and others shook their heads together, determined not to be fooled.

Ba Jie practiced the profound art silently, and after a while, he didn't see any reaction, so he smiled and said, "Look, I'm fine!"

The old woman looked at it with surprise, and said: "Everyone, it's better to get on the boat, and come to the old woman's house for a meeting."

Li Xiang nodded and led the horse to the boat.

As the boat crossed the river, there was a loud noise from the other side of the river, and many older women came out to watch.

"Ah! Is this the man in the legend?"

"Isn't it? It's just that except for the one on the horse, the others are crooked and not very good looking!"

"Hey! If you can meet a man once in your life, you should be content!"

"That's right! If you can enter my room, leave me a seed, the ugly one will be ugly, I don't mind!"

Hearing this, Li Xiang glanced at the woman who wanted to be bred, but saw that it was an old woman missing a few front teeth, and suddenly felt a chill.

Is this too horny?

The old punting woman fastened the boat and said with a smile, "Everyone, come and rest in my room?"

Li Xiang hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No, no, I have to go west on the poor road, so I can't delay, forgive me."

The main reason is that you are planning to do something wrong!

After hearing Li Xiang's words, each of these old women looked disappointed.

Li was so frightened that he wanted to pull his horse and leave.

Everyone fled in embarrassment.

All the way to the west, after walking for half an hour, I saw that Ba Jie was walking more and more slowly.

Brother Monkey asked, "Idiot, why can't you walk anymore?"

Ba Jie blushed with cold sweat, and said, "Stomach pain! Stomach pain!"

Li Xiangdao: "Haha, I'm afraid it's not the miraculous attack of Zimuhe!"

Bajie clutched his stomach, and said: "It's bad, old pig, I've really figured it out! This Zimu River is too wicked!"

I saw that Bajie's belly was two circles bigger than usual, and it felt like there were lumps of flesh and blood in it.

Li Xiangdao: "What about your Nine-Turn Returning Alchemy?"

Bajie said with a bitter face, "It doesn't work!"

Monkey Brother said: "I don't know where men give birth to their children?"

Bajie rolled his eyes and said, "This lower body only has a valley path, where else can it come out?"

Brother Hou laughed and said, "If you really come out of the valley, your cub might be fumigated to death."

Everyone laughed happily.

After walking for a little while, Bajie sat down on the ground and shouted: "Oh! This is too painful to have a baby! I can't bear it, old pig! I miss you, think of a way!"

Li Xiang smiled and said, "Wouldn't you be trying to be brave?"

Bajie shook his head like a rattle: "Don't try to be brave, don't try to be brave, I just hope that the fetal gas in this belly will melt away sooner!"

Li Xiang then said: "About thirty or forty miles away from here, there is Mount Jieyang, and there is a broken hole in the mountain. It will melt."

Bajie shouted: "Please also ask Brother Hou to ride the cloud and fetch some spring water with me. I really can't stand the old pig."

Brother Hou teased: "Just now you called me Pohou, now you know I'm called Brother Monkey?"

Bajie begged for forgiveness: "Brother Monkey! Great Sage! Grandpa Great Sage! Stop playing with me, go get me some spring water!"

Brother Hou smiled and was about to ride the cloud.

Li Xiangdao: "Brother Monkey, this Falling Tire Spring is not without an owner. Brother Monkey, you should be careful."

Monkey Brother said: "Could it be that there are monsters in that hole?"

Li Xiangdao: "I don't know if it's a monster or not. I only know that there is a Taoist named Ruyi Zhenxian, who is very mysterious. He occupied Po'er Cave and changed it to Juxian Nunnery. The wine and fruit plate, you can get water for one night only after you prepare it properly."

Monkey Brother said with a smile: "Those who are greedy for worldly goods will not be able to achieve anything."

Li Xiangdao: "The True Immortal Ruyi has another background. He is your elder brother, the sworn brother of the Pingtian Great Sage Bull Demon King. How can someone who can be called a brother and brother with the Bull Demon King be ordinary? You must pay attention."

In the original book, Ruyi Zhenxian is very mysterious, and the first sentence he asks is: Are you really Monkey King?The second sentence is: Do you recognize me?

It can be seen from this that this is probably an old acquaintance of Brother Hou, but his appearance has changed, so Brother Hou can't recognize him.

The True Immortal Ruyi showed mediocre abilities, but he confronted Brother Monkey everywhere, and finally Brother Monkey captured him, but did not hurt him, only broke his wishful hook, and let him go.

Is this because of looking at the face of the Bull Demon King, or is there some other reason?

Li Xiang wanted to calculate this mysterious Ruyi True Immortal, but suddenly remembered that he had accepted the task and could not use the ability to calculate, so he could only give up.

Li Xiang urged in every possible way: "Brother Monkey, you must be careful, don't be careless."

Brother Monkey said: "My old grandson will save it! I miss you, take good care of Bajie, and I will come when I go!"

After all, Brother Monkey drove away on a cloud.

I don't know, what kind of role will be involved in this trip.