Fantasy Westward Journey: I bring the system Changan fortune-telling
Chapter 191 Uh, Lord, Please Respect Yourself!
Under Bajie's resentful gaze, Li Xiang still decided to change the customs clearance document by himself.
Ba Jie could only settle for the next best thing, and said: "Brother Xiang, you still need a horse-leader, let me go with you."
The grand master said: "Messenger! Your companions are different from ordinary people in appearance. I can't bear to surprise you, but I can't bear it. Please rest at the station."
Brother Hou is only four feet tall, with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth, ugly!
Bajie looks like a pig, but also has a fat body and is even uglier!
Sha Wujing has red hair all over his head, his face is dark blue, ugly!
The little dragon has an upturned nose, dark skin, and faintly visible scales. It is also ugly!
Alas~ It seems that I am worthy of the name of this westbound team!
Li Xiangdao: "Teacher, please lead the way, I will lead the horse from the backyard, and follow!"
The grand master nodded slightly, moved the lotus steps lightly, and gracefully Nana turned her head and left.
Brother Monkey pulled Xiao Naolong over, and said: "Little Naolong, I only started practicing when I miss you, my old grandson is worried about letting him go alone, and you can turn into a white horse, and go into the palace with Brother Xiang, something bad will happen." , remember to protect Brother Xiang, we will be there right away!"
The little dragon Zheng nodded, slipped to the backyard, first took the white horse away, and then transformed himself into a white horse.
Li Xiang raised the apricot-yellow flag, carried the little fox in his arms, walked to the backyard without checking, rode on the white horse transformed by the little dragon, and walked out of the post station, guarded by female soldiers along the way, followed the grand master into the palace city.
After passing through the Wufeng Tower and coming to the Jinluan Hall, there are all the ministers with stunning appearance lined up on both sides. One of them has black hair on the temples and a flying phoenix hairpin. His face is like a silver plate, his eyes are like autumn water, and his two eyebrows are as beautiful The crescent moon eyebrows are green without drawing, the plump nose is full of vermilion lips, between the openings, the white teeth are as white as jade, the smiles are like peanuts, so graceful and delicate, the willow eyebrows are covered with green mist, the sandalwood mouth is dotted with cinnabar, a pair of autumn water eyes, the muscles and bones Shiny and elegant.Lips are red without spots, face is like a silver basin, and eyes are like water almonds.He is also of good character and handsome appearance.
Li Xiang sighed, Tai Shicheng did not deceive me!This country lord is really a state of beauty!
Seeing the lord leading the ministers out to welcome him, Li Xiang didn't dare to neglect his arrogance, so he got off his horse and left with a maid leading the horse.
Hu Xiaobai leaned on Li Xiang's shoulders, and Li Xiang clasped his fists and said, "How can a poor man be able to make the king and all the ministers come out of the palace to welcome him, ashamed! Ashamed!"
The lord of the country smiled slightly, and when the smile bloomed, Li Xiang only felt that a hundred flowers were blooming in his heart, and it was already spring.
The ruler of the country spoke softly, and said: "The envoys of the Shang Kingdom are here, and the widow is not impolite. This daughter of the widow has no men in her country. When I saw the envoys of the Shang Kingdom today, I felt that there were flowers blooming in my heart, and my heart beat like a deer. , It’s really the first experience in my life.”
Hey!Coincidentally!Me too!
The lord said again: "Also invite the envoys of the previous kingdom to enter the palace, and the widow and the envoys will exchange the customs clearance documents."
Li Xiangdao: "Dare not to obey orders!"
Li Xiang took a few steps forward, but saw that the king did not turn around to enter the hall, but also stepped forward, stretching out his small jade-like hand, and was about to grab Li Xiang and enter the hall together.
Li Xiang's heart fluttered, but he heard the voice of the dream elf in his ears: "Ahem, host, remember the mission!"
Li Xiang hurriedly took a step back, avoiding the lord, and saluted with one palm: "Please enter the palace first, lord."
The lord of the country chuckled, without any embarrassment, turned his head and said: "The envoy, please come with me."
After finishing speaking, he turned around, twisted and twisted, and walked into the hall.
Li Xiang admired it, as expected of a daughter's country, the twisting and twisting posture, the king and the grand master are all exactly the same, with a variety of styles!
Entering the main hall, the ministers on both sides also followed, and a guard closed the door.
Li Xiang's heart was swaying back and forth, and suddenly he heard the sound of closing the door, and suddenly woke up for a few minutes.
What's the matter, is it still closed?
What do you want to do?
Bai Rixuan... cough cough what?
Trembling, Li Xiang took out the customs clearance certificate from his arms, and said: "I also ask the lord to change the customs clearance document for the poor."
The lord smiled and said, "Envoy, don't worry. The envoy has just arrived in Daughter's Country, and he needs to stay for a while, so that the widow can fulfill the friendship of the landlord."
Li Xiangdao: "Thank you, the lord, for staying. It's okay to stay a little longer, but let's switch to Guan Wen for now!"
The king shook his head and said, "No hurry. Messenger, you are a guest from afar, and you don't know the customs of our country."
Li Xiang asked curiously, "What are the customs?"
The ruler of the country said: "Women in our country must first offer a dance to the most honored guests before proceeding to the next step of entertainment. Messenger, you are the most precious guest of the widow, and the widow is willing to dance for you."
Li Xiang's eyes widened. This was not mentioned in the original book?
Don't look at it for nothing, don't have physical contact, it shouldn't be considered a violation of the mission requirements... right?
Li Xiangdao: "This... such a custom is really unheard of, the poor can only follow the Romans!"
The lord of the country shouted: "My dear friends, play music! Raise the account! Dance!"
Above the main hall, the guards pulled up a layer of pink gauze curtains, and the light cast through the gauze curtains softened a lot and brought a hint of ambiguity.
The maids around are playing the lute and the melody is soft.
The well-dressed and beautiful ministers on both sides began to undress...
The king also unbuttoned his clothes, revealing the flesh-colored gauze underneath...
hiss~!
You are not the daughter country of Xiliang, but the Roman Empire, right?
Not very serious?
The majestic monarch leads a group of ministers to dance?
The king's face is pure and pure, but his figure dances wide open and close. The place that should be shaken is shaken, and the place that should be shaken is shaken. If Li Xiang has not been successful in cultivation recently and can control his blood, this may be an incarnation. The fountain, the nosebleeds are gushing.
Who can stand this!
The king danced briskly. While dancing, he approached Li Xiang, raised his plain hand, and stretched out his hand to hook Li Xiang's chin.
Uh, my lord, please respect yourself!
"Certainly!"
Li Xiang spread lotus flowers with his tongue, and used the little technique taught by brother monkey, the fixation spell.
There was a hint of surprise in the eyes of the king, but his figure was not affected, he just stopped dancing.
The king said: "Taoist, what do you mean?"
Li Xiang sneered and said: "My lord, do you really think I'm a cunt? If I still can't see through this leaky plan, it will cost me tens of thousands of miles westward. May I ask which country's Golden Palace has pink gauze curtains?" , the king and all the ministers can dance? Tell me, who are you?"
The lord smiled lightly, and said: "Master Dao, why are you so shrewd! Staying in the kingdom of daughters is equal to reaching bliss with me, and practicing joy together is better than eating wind and drinking dew and traveling west all the way, right? The widow's promise remains the same, can you Let your companions continue to go west to learn scriptures, Daoist, you stay here, I will treat you as the king, how about letting you get what you want?"
Li Xiang's expression changed, and he said, "Happy to practice together? Asura girl from the Buddhist Asura Department?"
The lord smiled and said: "The Taoist priest is very knowledgeable. I was restrained just now. The essence of the demon dance has not yet come out. Now that the Taoist priest has seen through it, then sisters, use ten skills to let the Taoist priest see our skills." .”
The gauze was originally pink, but now there is a powder mist, exuding an inexplicable fragrance, which has an aphrodisiac effect.
The sound of silk and bamboo around has also changed its tune, making people feel a little drowsy, and a hallucination appears in front of their eyes.
The king and all the ministers danced more and more freely.
Li Xiang struggled to maintain his sanity, visualized Yufeng, Ruhua and other amazing faces in his heart, and forcibly used his own consciousness to change the heads of the Shura girls into the appearance of Bajie, so that he could control his heart .
You can't always be beaten and not fight back!
It's just that Li Xiang has just cultivated to be an Earth Immortal, and he doesn't know any combat supernatural powers, nor does he know any spells, so his combat power may not be stronger than these Shura girls.
Fortunately, I brought Hu Xiaobai!
"Xiaobai, give this group of Roman Empire special business personnel an electrotherapy!"
Fox Xiaobai: "???"
Master Li Xiang speaks strangely!But Xiaobai has long seen this group of coquettish sluts not pleasing to the eye, drink!electrotherapy!Pooh!Thunder Curse!
Ba Jie could only settle for the next best thing, and said: "Brother Xiang, you still need a horse-leader, let me go with you."
The grand master said: "Messenger! Your companions are different from ordinary people in appearance. I can't bear to surprise you, but I can't bear it. Please rest at the station."
Brother Hou is only four feet tall, with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth, ugly!
Bajie looks like a pig, but also has a fat body and is even uglier!
Sha Wujing has red hair all over his head, his face is dark blue, ugly!
The little dragon has an upturned nose, dark skin, and faintly visible scales. It is also ugly!
Alas~ It seems that I am worthy of the name of this westbound team!
Li Xiangdao: "Teacher, please lead the way, I will lead the horse from the backyard, and follow!"
The grand master nodded slightly, moved the lotus steps lightly, and gracefully Nana turned her head and left.
Brother Monkey pulled Xiao Naolong over, and said: "Little Naolong, I only started practicing when I miss you, my old grandson is worried about letting him go alone, and you can turn into a white horse, and go into the palace with Brother Xiang, something bad will happen." , remember to protect Brother Xiang, we will be there right away!"
The little dragon Zheng nodded, slipped to the backyard, first took the white horse away, and then transformed himself into a white horse.
Li Xiang raised the apricot-yellow flag, carried the little fox in his arms, walked to the backyard without checking, rode on the white horse transformed by the little dragon, and walked out of the post station, guarded by female soldiers along the way, followed the grand master into the palace city.
After passing through the Wufeng Tower and coming to the Jinluan Hall, there are all the ministers with stunning appearance lined up on both sides. One of them has black hair on the temples and a flying phoenix hairpin. His face is like a silver plate, his eyes are like autumn water, and his two eyebrows are as beautiful The crescent moon eyebrows are green without drawing, the plump nose is full of vermilion lips, between the openings, the white teeth are as white as jade, the smiles are like peanuts, so graceful and delicate, the willow eyebrows are covered with green mist, the sandalwood mouth is dotted with cinnabar, a pair of autumn water eyes, the muscles and bones Shiny and elegant.Lips are red without spots, face is like a silver basin, and eyes are like water almonds.He is also of good character and handsome appearance.
Li Xiang sighed, Tai Shicheng did not deceive me!This country lord is really a state of beauty!
Seeing the lord leading the ministers out to welcome him, Li Xiang didn't dare to neglect his arrogance, so he got off his horse and left with a maid leading the horse.
Hu Xiaobai leaned on Li Xiang's shoulders, and Li Xiang clasped his fists and said, "How can a poor man be able to make the king and all the ministers come out of the palace to welcome him, ashamed! Ashamed!"
The lord of the country smiled slightly, and when the smile bloomed, Li Xiang only felt that a hundred flowers were blooming in his heart, and it was already spring.
The ruler of the country spoke softly, and said: "The envoys of the Shang Kingdom are here, and the widow is not impolite. This daughter of the widow has no men in her country. When I saw the envoys of the Shang Kingdom today, I felt that there were flowers blooming in my heart, and my heart beat like a deer. , It’s really the first experience in my life.”
Hey!Coincidentally!Me too!
The lord said again: "Also invite the envoys of the previous kingdom to enter the palace, and the widow and the envoys will exchange the customs clearance documents."
Li Xiangdao: "Dare not to obey orders!"
Li Xiang took a few steps forward, but saw that the king did not turn around to enter the hall, but also stepped forward, stretching out his small jade-like hand, and was about to grab Li Xiang and enter the hall together.
Li Xiang's heart fluttered, but he heard the voice of the dream elf in his ears: "Ahem, host, remember the mission!"
Li Xiang hurriedly took a step back, avoiding the lord, and saluted with one palm: "Please enter the palace first, lord."
The lord of the country chuckled, without any embarrassment, turned his head and said: "The envoy, please come with me."
After finishing speaking, he turned around, twisted and twisted, and walked into the hall.
Li Xiang admired it, as expected of a daughter's country, the twisting and twisting posture, the king and the grand master are all exactly the same, with a variety of styles!
Entering the main hall, the ministers on both sides also followed, and a guard closed the door.
Li Xiang's heart was swaying back and forth, and suddenly he heard the sound of closing the door, and suddenly woke up for a few minutes.
What's the matter, is it still closed?
What do you want to do?
Bai Rixuan... cough cough what?
Trembling, Li Xiang took out the customs clearance certificate from his arms, and said: "I also ask the lord to change the customs clearance document for the poor."
The lord smiled and said, "Envoy, don't worry. The envoy has just arrived in Daughter's Country, and he needs to stay for a while, so that the widow can fulfill the friendship of the landlord."
Li Xiangdao: "Thank you, the lord, for staying. It's okay to stay a little longer, but let's switch to Guan Wen for now!"
The king shook his head and said, "No hurry. Messenger, you are a guest from afar, and you don't know the customs of our country."
Li Xiang asked curiously, "What are the customs?"
The ruler of the country said: "Women in our country must first offer a dance to the most honored guests before proceeding to the next step of entertainment. Messenger, you are the most precious guest of the widow, and the widow is willing to dance for you."
Li Xiang's eyes widened. This was not mentioned in the original book?
Don't look at it for nothing, don't have physical contact, it shouldn't be considered a violation of the mission requirements... right?
Li Xiangdao: "This... such a custom is really unheard of, the poor can only follow the Romans!"
The lord of the country shouted: "My dear friends, play music! Raise the account! Dance!"
Above the main hall, the guards pulled up a layer of pink gauze curtains, and the light cast through the gauze curtains softened a lot and brought a hint of ambiguity.
The maids around are playing the lute and the melody is soft.
The well-dressed and beautiful ministers on both sides began to undress...
The king also unbuttoned his clothes, revealing the flesh-colored gauze underneath...
hiss~!
You are not the daughter country of Xiliang, but the Roman Empire, right?
Not very serious?
The majestic monarch leads a group of ministers to dance?
The king's face is pure and pure, but his figure dances wide open and close. The place that should be shaken is shaken, and the place that should be shaken is shaken. If Li Xiang has not been successful in cultivation recently and can control his blood, this may be an incarnation. The fountain, the nosebleeds are gushing.
Who can stand this!
The king danced briskly. While dancing, he approached Li Xiang, raised his plain hand, and stretched out his hand to hook Li Xiang's chin.
Uh, my lord, please respect yourself!
"Certainly!"
Li Xiang spread lotus flowers with his tongue, and used the little technique taught by brother monkey, the fixation spell.
There was a hint of surprise in the eyes of the king, but his figure was not affected, he just stopped dancing.
The king said: "Taoist, what do you mean?"
Li Xiang sneered and said: "My lord, do you really think I'm a cunt? If I still can't see through this leaky plan, it will cost me tens of thousands of miles westward. May I ask which country's Golden Palace has pink gauze curtains?" , the king and all the ministers can dance? Tell me, who are you?"
The lord smiled lightly, and said: "Master Dao, why are you so shrewd! Staying in the kingdom of daughters is equal to reaching bliss with me, and practicing joy together is better than eating wind and drinking dew and traveling west all the way, right? The widow's promise remains the same, can you Let your companions continue to go west to learn scriptures, Daoist, you stay here, I will treat you as the king, how about letting you get what you want?"
Li Xiang's expression changed, and he said, "Happy to practice together? Asura girl from the Buddhist Asura Department?"
The lord smiled and said: "The Taoist priest is very knowledgeable. I was restrained just now. The essence of the demon dance has not yet come out. Now that the Taoist priest has seen through it, then sisters, use ten skills to let the Taoist priest see our skills." .”
The gauze was originally pink, but now there is a powder mist, exuding an inexplicable fragrance, which has an aphrodisiac effect.
The sound of silk and bamboo around has also changed its tune, making people feel a little drowsy, and a hallucination appears in front of their eyes.
The king and all the ministers danced more and more freely.
Li Xiang struggled to maintain his sanity, visualized Yufeng, Ruhua and other amazing faces in his heart, and forcibly used his own consciousness to change the heads of the Shura girls into the appearance of Bajie, so that he could control his heart .
You can't always be beaten and not fight back!
It's just that Li Xiang has just cultivated to be an Earth Immortal, and he doesn't know any combat supernatural powers, nor does he know any spells, so his combat power may not be stronger than these Shura girls.
Fortunately, I brought Hu Xiaobai!
"Xiaobai, give this group of Roman Empire special business personnel an electrotherapy!"
Fox Xiaobai: "???"
Master Li Xiang speaks strangely!But Xiaobai has long seen this group of coquettish sluts not pleasing to the eye, drink!electrotherapy!Pooh!Thunder Curse!
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