Fantasy Westward Journey: I bring the system Changan fortune-telling

Let's say that the Bull Demon King is fully clothed, with a dignified complexion, he drove away from Jilei Mountain, and after a short time, he arrived at Cuiyun Mountain, and came to the outside of Banjiao Cave by car.

Standing outside the cave, the Bull Demon King rubbed his face vigorously, showing a flattering expression, coughed twice, pulled the door knocker, and knocked on the door.

Not long after, a heroic female voice came from inside the door: "Who is it?"

The old cow said: "Ma'am, it's me!"

The door didn't open, but the female voice said: "Yo? So it's the Great Bull Demon King from Jilei Mountain Demon Country? How come you have time to come to my Banana Cave today?"

The old cow smiled bitterly: "Ma'am, don't laugh at me, I have important business to come here today."

The female voice said: "Hey! Old pervert, you are not guarding your delicate Mrs. Yumian in Moyun Cave, and you still have the face to come to me! Isn't Mrs. Yumian better than me in everything, you need to ask her for help. !"

The old cow shouted: "Yu Luocha, you have wronged me, the old cow! How many years have you and I been husband and wife, and I and that jade-faced fox are just playing on occasion, you still can't trust me?"

A proper breath of scumbag.

The old cow said again: "Heavenly court is covetous, I still need the three families to work together in Jilei Mountain. Long live the fox king is an old bastard. He doesn't need to get married. He can't trust me at all! Yu Luocha, my good lady! I know you Be considerate, Lao Niu, isn’t it just to help us live a happy life?”

The gate of Banana Cave opened.

A woman came out with a sword in hand, and saw her:

The head is wrapped in a flower handkerchief, and he is wearing a Najin Yun robe.The waist is double bundled with tiger tendons, and the embroidered skirt is slightly exposed.The phoenix mouth bow shoes are three inches, and the dragon mustache knee trousers are gold pins.The sword in hand was angry and fierce, and the appearance of the mother was fiercer than the moon.

It was the Iron Fan Princess Yu Luocha!

Yu Luocha said angrily: "Old cow! Do you know that our boy from Haoshan was bullied?"

The Bull Demon King was surprised: "Red boy? What happened to him?"

Yu Luocha said: "There is a group of thieves traveling westward to learn Buddhist scriptures. They passed by Haoshan Mountain and beat up the red boy! The leader is your former brother, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong!"

The Bull Demon King hurriedly asked, "Is the red boy all right?"

Yu Luocha said: "There is nothing wrong with the man, but he is depressed all day long and clamors for revenge. I sent him to the west mountain to open another Huoyun Cave. Old Niu, let me ask you, will you help Red Boy take revenge?"

The Bull Demon King felt relieved, and thought to himself: Brother Duobao just entrusted me with the task of conflicting with the Buddhist monks going west, isn't this a good excuse, and I can also take this opportunity to coax Jade Rakshasa, it really kills two birds with one stone!

At that moment, Lao Niu was filled with righteous indignation: "Ahh! This monkey head dares to bully my son! Of course I want revenge!"

Yu Luocha's face softened, and said: "You still have a conscience!"

The Bull Demon King pretended to be dignified, and said: "Madam, you don't know, that monkey has great supernatural powers, I'm afraid I can't beat it, so I need to borrow Madam's plantain fan."

Yu Luocha said: "You come in first."

After finishing speaking, Yu Luocha stepped aside and greeted Lao Niu to enter the cave.

The Bull Demon King looked at the deep cave, swallowed, and said: "Madam, there is no need, you lend me the plantain fan, and I will immediately go to Jilei Mountain to dispatch troops to avenge Red Boy!"

Yu Luocha raised her brows upside down and shouted: "Old Niu! Do you despise me?"

The Bull Demon King licked his face and said with an apologetic smile: "How can it be! It's just that Jilei Mountain has a lot of affairs, and I need to go back soon!"

Yu Luocha sneered, and said, "What an old cow! Let me leave it here today, if you want to borrow a plantain fan, you have to stay with me in my plantain cave for a month!"

The Bull Demon King's complexion changed, he touched his waist involuntarily with his hands, and said with a bitter face: "Ma'am, it's because my Jilei Mountain has a lot of things to do..."

"Fantasy fart!" Yu Luocha interrupted roughly, "Can you come in?"

The Bull Demon King has no choice but to use his strength to prove the Tao and become a saint in the flesh. The old master gave him a plantain fan, but he didn't bother to use it, so he donated it to his wife Yu Luocha. For supernatural powers, there must be a magic weapon in his hand that he can't handle. After thinking about it, only Yu Luocha's plantain fan can have this ability.

Brother Duobao, I have to go to your tiger whip to make up for it later.

The Bull Demon King lowered his eyebrows and said softly: "Madam, I don't despise you, I'll come in right now."

Seeing that the Bull Demon King really came in, Yu Luocha smiled happily and closed the cave door with his backhand. Jiao Didi said: "Husband, we haven't lived together for many years. Let's put it aside for now and consolidate our relationship first."

Now that the Bull Demon King has come in, he has long since fought his way out, saying: "It's only natural."

Yu Luosha then dragged the Bull Demon King into the cave room, and then:

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How the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess communicate their feelings will not be shown for the time being.

It is said that Li Xiang and his party left the country of their daughters and traveled westward all the way.The weather was getting colder, but it suddenly turned hot again. Walking on the avenue, I felt the heat was steaming, and my clothes were sweaty.

Brother Monkey said: "Brother, the seasons are different here. How can it be hotter the colder the winter? Do you have any explanation?"

Naturally, Li Xiang knew that he might be approaching the border of Flame Mountain.

It's just that now Li Xiang doesn't tell everyone about Journey to the West.

One is that the amount of calamity has become farther and farther away now, and the storyline of Journey to the West cannot be used as a reference at all.

The second is preconceived, it is easy to let everyone relax their vigilance.

Don't you see the lesson of Che Chiguo and Daughterguo?

Seeing that Li Xiang didn't answer, Bajie also shouted: "Brother Xiang, what kind of fire and flame monster is here to change the weather in four seasons? It roasted the old pig and me fat!"

Li Xiang shook his head and said: "There are no fire monsters here, it's just that it's near the Flame Mountain."

Brother Hou said in surprise, "Fire Mountain? Is this the Flame Mountain?"

Bajie hurriedly asked: "Brother Monkey, do you know?"

Brother Hou smiled and said, "Idiot, when we passed by Haoshan Dry Pine Stream, you turned into a fat Bodhisattva and captured Red Boy, do you still remember?"

Bajie slapped his thigh and said, "Of course I remember! That little brat's flames are so powerful!"

Brother Hou said: "At that time, I wanted to introduce Hongbai's roots and feet. He is the spirit of the divine fire in your ancestor's furnace. My old grandson made a big disturbance in the heavens and kicked over the Eight Diagrams furnace, letting the six small divine fires fall into it. In the mortal world, eight hundred miles of flaming mountains are formed. No wonder the fire in the old official’s furnace can burn for 500 years, spread over eight hundred miles, and affect the surrounding climate for hundreds of miles. It is really unimaginable power! Fortunately, when I was old Sun found Xun in the stove, there was smoke but no fire, otherwise the bones would all be turned into fly ash!"

Bajie was so horrified that he panicked, and exclaimed: "Eight hundred miles! How can this be passable!"

Brother Hou was holding Zhizhu, smiling and not saying a word.

Bajie asked suspiciously: "Brother Monkey, do you have a solution?"

Brother Hou spread his hands, and said, "What can I do? But I think my brother has a lot of ideas, so he must have an idea! Little Huoyan Mountain, I can't help him!"