Fantasy Westward Journey: I bring the system Changan fortune-telling

That princess is just the Jade Rabbit Spirit in Guanghan Palace, she has learned a few slang words from Yuelao, so she has some knowledge, so why can't she understand Li Xiang's meaning?

But she had never heard such tiger-wolf words, she couldn't take it anymore, and said: "Master Taoist, no, son-in-law, a large audience, it is not suitable! Not suitable! Let's go back to the bedroom first!"

Li Xiang was arrogant, hum, Xiao Mian, fight with me!

The guards cleared the way, and the palace maids surrounded them, and the two went to the princess palace together.

After entering the palace, the princess ordered Gong'e to serve tea and invited Li Xiang to sit down.

Not long after, the palace lady brought tea, and the princess repelled the palace lady, leaving only two people in the room.

The atmosphere is a little subtle.

The princess took off her veil and revealed her beautiful face.

Li Xiang was stunned for a moment, and praised: "The cloud is so high, the eyebrows are trimmed and beautiful. The red lips are bright, the teeth are bright, the eyes are good, and the power is swollen. The appearance of a princess is really rare in the world!"

The princess was very satisfied, she showed a smiling face, stood up from her seat again, turned around, and said, "My son-in-law, how is my figure?"

Li Xiang praised again: "Easy as a frightened bird, graceful as a dragon. Rongyao Qiuju, luxuriant spring pine. The princess has an enchanting figure, which is also rare in the world!"

The princess smiled happily, and suddenly leaned forward, exhaling like a fragrant orchid, and said in Li Xiang's ear: "Rare? Does it mean that the son-in-law has ever seen a woman like me?"

Li Xiang said honestly: "Of course, the princess has an excellent appearance, but her temperament is not enough, she is not top-notch."

The princess was curious, and asked: "Temperament? What kind of temperament? I would like to know, where is the woman whose temperament is better than this palace?"

Li Xiang blurted out: "Of course it's in my 5TB USB flash drive! There are so many!"

Princess:"???"

The atmosphere suddenly became deserted...

The princess said coldly: "I don't believe it!"

Li Xiang also knew that his words made people uncomfortable, so he heyed twice, and changed the subject: "Just kidding! Just kidding! Princess, don't take it personally! Uh... I wonder what talent the princess has?"

The princess winked like silk, covered her mouth and smiled lightly, remembering Li Xiang's words about tigers and wolves, she decided to win back, and said: "I will be great! Especially the kind with one thick head and one thin end!"

hiss~

Li Xiang gasped!

Is this princess not hiding it?

Direct self-reported roots!

I know you are a Jade Rabbit Spirit, and your weapon is a pestle, the kind with one thick end and the other thinner!

Don't you have a conspiracy?Just confessed like this?

Li Xiang pondered for a while, and said: "Princess, you are too straightforward, I can't get used to it! How about it, I will treat it as if you didn't say that just now, let's talk about a few dollars."

The princess was also confused, and couldn't figure out what medicine Li Xiang sold in the gourd, so she said, "My son-in-law, what do you want to talk about?"

"Um......"

"Princess, are you easy to touch? How does it feel?"

"???"

What the hell are you saying that I'm straightforward, you just want to get started, isn't that more straightforward than me?

The princess pondered: "My son-in-law, where do you want to touch?"

Li Xiangdao: "Well, where there is hair. It's not hair!"

The princess blushed and spat out a mouthful of saliva.

Li Xiang hurriedly explained: "I mean fur, fur! I had a pet before, and it felt so good. I wonder if the princess can compare?"

???

Why are you comparing me to pets?

My old lady will scare you to death today!

The princess suddenly grabbed Li Xiang's hand and poked into her lapel.

After a while, Li Xiangdao: "The hair is relatively short, very soft, and feels good to the touch. I can give it [-] points. It is not as good as Hu Xiaobai."

Princess:......

I am not satisfied!

She felt competitive in her heart and was about to speak.

But I heard Li Xiangdao: "I don't know if the princess can dance?"

The princess's thoughts were drawn.

Dance?You don't know which one am I?

I am the pet of Fairy Chang'e of Guanghan Palace, you ask me if I can dance?

It's just an insult to me!

The princess said to herself: "My son-in-law, I am good at dancing. If you tell me your name, I can dance for you!"

Li Xiang looked forward to it and said, "Pole dancing!"

Princess:"???"

What the hell are you?

Why do I feel that my brain circuit is a bit different from yours!

The princess said depressedly: "My son-in-law, what kind of dance is this pole dance?"

Li Xiang's mind is full of Hu Xiaobai's wriggling figure holding his old bamboo pole, with a look of doting in his eyes.

After a while, he stood up, searched for the pillars of the main hall, squirmed a few times imitating Hu Xiaobai, and said to the princess: "I don't remember clearly, it's roughly like this style."

The princess said: "What kind of dance is this? What beauty is there?"

Li Xiang retorted: "That's because you haven't seen it before. Hu Xiaobai's pole dancing is so much fun!"

The princess was completely speechless.

I listened to the Jade Emperor, did Yuan Yang, who came down to fetch this man, make a mistake?

There is something wrong with his mind!

Using his Yuanyang to break through the Taiyi Golden Immortal, will he be infected!

Or the probability of failure is 100%!

I'm really scared!

It's just that when I was in Guanghan Palace, I made a guarantee for the Jade Emperor and Chang'e Empress, saying that I had won nine points of the true biography of Chang'e Empress, and this ordinary man would never be able to resist his charm. If he gave up like this, would the Jade Emperor Blame it?

Just when the princess was thinking wildly, she suddenly heard a sigh from the man with a brain problem opposite.

This sigh is full of disappointment and loneliness.

"Oh~ I was wrong. There is really no one in this world who can replace Hu Xiaobai. After all, we have been together for more than ten years."

The princess went crazy and shouted: "Fox Xiaobai! Hu Xiaobai! You have said this name many times! Who the hell is she! Ah! Ah!"

Li Xiang glanced at her and said, "She is my pet, a white fox, and she hasn't transformed yet."

The princess said angrily: "You compare me with pets?"

Li Xiang tilted his head and said, "Isn't it possible? Comparing people with people, pets are naturally compared with pets. Aren't you a pet too?"

The princess was startled, a little flustered, she didn't dare to look directly at Li Xiang, and whispered: "My son-in-law, what are you talking about, I don't understand..."

Li Xiangdao: "Princess, no, Yutu, don't pretend, the real princess is still in Bujin Temple, do you really think I don't know anything?"

Alas, I wanted to cheat on Hu Xiaobai and teach her a lesson, but I wasn't interested.

What a sin!

Jade Rabbit vigorously took out a stick with a thick end and a thin end, and looked at Li Xiang vigilantly.

Li Xiang flicked the crane cloak, and the two small black and red flags around his waist released precious light, which frightened the Jade Rabbit Spirit.

"Yutu, you are just a pet in the mysterious fairyland, why don't you stay well in the Guanghan Palace? Why do you come to the mortal world to wade through the muddy waters of this calamity? Well, I see that you have a kind heart and never hurt the real princess. If you have never done evil, I will forgive you once, and you can go back to heaven."

Jade Rabbit Spirit sensed the spiritual power of the Xiantian Lingbao, and then looked at his tattered celestial weapon, smashing the medicine pestle, and immediately lost the heart to fight.

She pouted aggrievedly, stomped her foot again, snorted coldly, and was about to leave.

Li Xiang shouted: "Go back and give the Jade Emperor a message. This calamity is not as simple as he thought. A sage has no ability to make money. Let him stop causing trouble and wait for the final result!"

The jade rabbit spirit looked back at Li Xiang deeply, turned into a wisp of smoke, escaped from the palace, and returned to the heaven.