Fantasy Westward Journey: I bring the system Changan fortune-telling

General Yin said: "Brothers, let's wipe off our saliva, and don't forget our purpose of coming to Chang'an, and don't forget the fighting power of the demons in Chang'an town. We can't open meat here, or we have to explain everything." At this!"

This is a sober monster!

The special officer is a buffalo spirit, and he is always rather naive, but he will be dazzled by the food shaking back and forth in Chang'an City, he was taken aback when he heard this, and asked, "Brother, why are we here in Chang'an?"

Xiong Shanjun slapped Clerk Te on the head, and said, "We came to Chang'an to kill a fortune-teller! What's his name?"

General Yin covered his forehead speechlessly, and said: "Wrong, wrong, we can still bluff and bluff in the one-acre land in our hometown, but in this giant city of Chang'an, we can't do it! We are not here to kill, we He is here to find the 'Chunfeng Daoist Li Banxian' from Dongshi! We have to reason with him and ask him not to tell fortunes to those Hu merchants, and to cut off our food source. In the past three years, the three of us will be hungry. Fat!"

It turned out that these three little demons were plundering Hu merchants on their own territory. They knew themselves and dared not touch the Tang people. Oh, this worries the three monsters, they have been hungry for three years.

Finally, one day, the three demons took the courage to leave their lair, and secretly caught a Hu merchant. After asking, they found out that there was a hexagram seller on the streets of Chang'an City East City, "Chunfeng Daochang Li Banxian", who was a fortune teller for Hu Shang. Teach them to avoid their brother's territory, so that his brother hasn't had a full meal for three years!

This pissed off the Three Demons!This person is not a son of man, cut off the food!

Because of this anger, the three brothers decided to go to Chang'an and talk to that Taoist, at least to make him stop telling Hu Shang's fortune!

As for murdering people, these three monsters don't have the guts. They also lived in Chang'an West City when they were shallow. They used to be good monsters who obeyed the law. Established in the early Tang Dynasty) This department has been afraid for a long time.

The three demons entered the west gate of Chang'an, and not long after, an old monkey's head appeared in front of the three of them, saying: "Where did you three come from, little monsters, full of blood, are you afraid that the town demon commander will kill you?"

When General Yin saw the old monkey head, he was pleasantly surprised: "Old monkey! You are still alive! I, Big Cat! I lived in Xishi more than 100 years ago, and you gave me the yang energy! Do you still remember me? "

Mr. Xiong Tiger and the special officer were also very excited and showed their identities one after another.

The old monkey head gradually got a little impression, and asked doubtfully: "Big cat, black fat, lazy cow? Didn't you three leave because you couldn't bear the hard life in Xishi? Why did you come back again?"

General Yin said: "The three of us went to the Western Regions and became the bandit monsters who robbed the way. We lived happily! But, Mr. Hou, I assure you, the three of us ate all Hu merchants and never ate Han people. , it’s not a violation!”

The old monkey raised his face, and said: "Hu Shang is not a human? Forget it, I am too lazy to tell you, let's talk, what is the reason for coming back?"

General Yin said: "It's like this. In the past three years, there has been a fortune teller in the east city of Chang'an, called 'Chunfeng Daochang Li Banxian'. He told the fortune tellers for the barbarians and taught them to go around the place where the three of us were. We were starving. Now, come to Chang'an to ask him for an explanation!"

When the old monkey head heard the name, he smiled. The sloppy little Taoist priest who adopted Hu Xiaobai back then is now a master of the Tang Dynasty. Hu Xiaobai should be very happy to be with him, right?

"Ah~ahh~" Hu Xiaobai sneezed, as for why the sneezing sound changed to "ah~ahhh", I have to ask her unscrupulous master.

The old monkey head said: "He is now the Tang Dynasty teacher! You three don't have any wrong thoughts! The national teacher is good at counting and is protected by an expert. It is best for you three not to go to him."

General Yin retreated, Great Tang Imperial Teacher?How influential is this name!He was intimidated.

But he couldn't stand his two silly brothers, Xiong Shanjun said: "What's wrong with the Great Tang Imperial Master? You can't break the way of life, you have to reason with him!"

The special officer also said: "That's right! The Great Tang Guoshi is amazing! If you have the ability, show us the way, don't let us starve!"

The old monkey head laughed and said: "Okay, Chang'an City is where my old monkey's head is covered. I will give you a Taoist talisman to cover up the blood of the three of you. Of course, it is also for the three of you to watch over the great sage grandpa for the old monkey head." remuneration."

General Yin was startled, and said, "Old Monkey, do you know?"

The old monkey waved his hands, without saying a word, cast a cover charm on the three little demons, turned around and disappeared on the streets of West Market.

Mr. Xiong Shan questioned: "Brother, what is Grandfather Dasheng? Why haven't we heard of it? Does Old Monkey have any special identity?"

General Yin shook his head and said: "I don't know much either. When I was young, Hou Lao told me a story. He said what was his name at that time, Mr. Basho? I didn't catch it. Anyway, he was very prestigious. He followed a man named Qi. The demon king of the Great Sage of Heaven rebelled."

Mr. Xiong Shanjun and the special thieves were interested, so they leaned over and asked, "What's next?"

General Yin said: "The bottom is gone."

Mr. Xiong Tiger, special officer: "????"

General Yin had already stepped forward, and said: "Let's get down to business first, and I'll talk to you later when I have time!"

On the way to Dongshi, the Three Demons saw a crowd gathering, and for some reason, they were curious and followed them.

Following the flow of people, the Three Demons came to Huasheng Temple.

Mr. Xiong Shan exclaimed: "What a big temple! It is bigger than Fuyuan Temple! The monks in this temple smoked it with sandalwood every day, and all of them are made of fine skin and tender meat, which is the most delicious!" After speaking, he swallowed saliva.

General Yin disdainfully said: "You stole food behind our backs? Didn't the three brothers make an appointment to only eat Hu merchants?"

Mr. Xiong Shan was embarrassed and said: "That is also very hungry, there is no way, I ate two secretly. I reported it, and the old cow ate too!"

The special officer smiled and said: "I couldn't hold it back for a while, I also ate two."

General Yin smiled and said, "Haha, I ate three!"

Mr. Xiong Shan and the special officer scolded: "You don't care about loyalty!"

At this time, a young and handsome monk in cassock, with extraordinary status, slowly walked up to the high platform, and began to teach the Dharma to ordinary people with his supernatural powers.

"Gudong~"

The three brothers swallowed together and looked at each other.

General Yin murmured: "Why do I have a feeling that this monk should be so delicious that he can become a fairy after eating it."

Mr. Xiong Shan and the special officer nodded together, and said: "I am the same, I really want to eat him!"

General Yin slapped the two demons on the head, and said: "You guys are trying to eat farts! Let's go, we can't stay here for long, there are too many experts, it would be bad if we were discovered."

The three demons walked out of the crowd in desperation, but they still couldn't forget this monk in their minds.

Yuntou Guanyin Bodhisattva saw it, made some calculations, and smiled: "Three little monsters? Just make up the number in the 81 difficulties!"