HP: What happened to me at Hogwarts

Because of Quirrell's problems last semester, a new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor was changed this semester, but in Diane's opinion, this one doesn't look very good, and it can even be said to be worse than the previous one.

Diana didn't forget that when she was buying textbooks, this idiot named Lockhart looked at her with disdain when he thought she was his suitor, but knowing that she came with Malfoy, And when his sex name was Cavendish, his attitude changed 180 degrees.

After that, he forcibly pulled Harry to take a photo with him, but Diana refused. Diana didn't want to, because she was pulled to take a photo, and was later identified by other people in the wizarding world as the Cavendish family. Already sided with a certain faction.

"What the hell is this?" Looking at the test paper that Lockhart handed out, Diana was speechless. She thought that the first day of school was going to be a small test, but this was the result?

None of these questions are related to learning, and none of them are related to textbooks. At least Diana, as a repeat student at Hogwarts, has never seen these questions. Although she knows that times are changing, her graduation exam back then , is a topic 50 years ago, but it has never seen such a big change.

54 questions in total

1. What is Lockhart's favorite color?

2. What was Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition?

3. What do you consider Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date?

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"What the hell is this, I'm going to tell my dad that this new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor is an idiot"

Draco, who was only an aisle away from Diana, also frowned, looked at the paper in his hand with disgust, and said to Diana.

"Indeed, this new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, his dress taste is good, but he is not very good, extremely greasy, and the quality of teaching is not very good." Diana supported Draco with unanimous agreement. If so, I even thought to myself.

I hope that Draco will write a letter to Lucius when he gets back tonight, and then directly fire this Lockhart, and find someone who is knowledgeable, educated, and connotative.

Or, Diana feels that she is also qualified for the position of professor. Taking care of the children Diana is a professional, and the Defense Against the Dark Arts class is taught by Tom Riddle, that is, Voldemort, who is now recorded in the history books.

However, Diana’s attitude towards learning is still there. For the question, what color do you like, Diana will fill in her favorite color purple. As for those ambitions, Diana’s filling in those questions is particularly exaggerated.

At a glance, the greatest ambition is world peace, the greatest achievement is the unification of the world, what do you like, like to eat Xiang, but this is written in Chinese, etc.

Originally thought that this first Defense Against the Dark Arts class was already absurd enough, but Diana never expected that the Defense Against the Dark Arts class a few days later would be even more absurd. All dressed up as Cornish elves from England.

"This person is not worthy of being a teacher, and he disregards the safety of students"

Diana looked at the back of Lockhart escaping after releasing the elves, and said indignantly that as a teacher, even though Diana was a preschool teacher in her previous life, the most basic thing she learned was to ensure the safety of students in teaching. .

But looking at this Lockhart now, what did this do, releasing these troublesome elves and hurting the students, Diana was very angry.

Diana once read in the book that there is a magic technique in ancient China called the method of saying words, and it is said that the gods who can use it are said to be able to use it.

Nowadays, Diana naturally can’t use words to follow the law. Eastern cultivation relies on spiritual power, while western cultivation relies on magic. Diana has researched a small spell, combining spiritual power and magic, and applying it to speech. What a person says, The basics can be achieved for the time being.

Just like Diana is now, looking at such an irresponsible professor, she feels angry in her heart. How can such a person be worthy of being a teacher? Looking at those little elves running around and disturbing the students who can't be at peace, the fire in her heart is burning. go up.

"Stop it all"

After Diana's voice fell, all the students looked at Diana. Diana did know that she said such a sentence suddenly, which was a bit abrupt, and it could even be said to be death. However, the students were surprised to find that Diana The moment the voice fell, those Cornish elves flying in the sky seemed to be cast by some magic.

All stopped moving, and one by one began to fall to the ground.

"Catch these things into the cage quickly." Diana looked at herself just now, the method was really useful, watching the elves falling from the sky one by one, she was the first to react and catch them back into the cage .

The other students seemed to have just realized it, and they all came over to help. It didn't take long before they packed up their things, and then sat back on their seats. Now that the professor ran away and no one was in class, Diana suddenly had good idea.

Since I have learned all these contents and mastered them thoroughly, and I have been a teacher in my previous life at least, and I have been working with a certificate.

The students only saw Diana standing on the podium holding a spell and a book.

"Gryffindor and Slytherin students, why not let me teach you today, the quality is definitely better than that of Lockhart, well, put all the books about Lockhart in your hands Step aside, turn on your Dark Forces: Self-Defense Guide, and get paper and pen ready to take notes, today we are learning about calling God for protection."

As a student majoring in preschool education, Diana also came out to practice after graduation. She still hopes that students can have better grades, learn better knowledge, and protect themselves when they are in danger.

But what Diana thought was that there was a thing called Dementor in the wizarding world. It was recorded in the book that it was a very dangerous creature. Diana had a hunch that maybe such a creature would appear in everyone's life soon. In life, little wizards need to have the ability to resist dementors.

Although Diana doesn't have the practical knowledge of calling gods to protect her, she does have theoretical knowledge.

The moment Severus saw Lockhart and hurried back to his office, he had a bad feeling, Lockhart was a coward, the whole school knew that he didn't have much talent, I really didn't know Why on earth did Dumbledore recruit him as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, and he had applied for so long, but Dumbledore just didn't agree.

Originally, he planned to ignore it, but Severus suddenly thought that something must have happened to Lockhart leaving in such a hurry this time, and among those students, it seemed that this class was a matter of the first graders. Students and Diana just happened to be in there, and there was a Malfoy and a Potter, which was really disturbing.

When he came to the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, Severus still wondered if he had entered the wrong classroom. He looked at the figure on the podium who spoke clearly and taught the students.

Severus seemed to think for a moment that he was back in his student days, that blond and beautiful woman, she would always come to the classroom before the students arrived in class, waiting for the students, so that every student had something they didn't understand You can ask her.

Different from the long speeches of other professors in class, that girl can always use a few short sentences to make every student understand the content of the class.

Generally, the first half of her class is about theory, and the second half is for everyone to practice. In the second half of the class, she will teach each student one by one. Severus still remembers her warm white hands Looking at myself, because I have to do housework all the time, my hands are full of calluses at a young age, explaining and teaching carefully.

But Severus didn't stay in a daze for too long, but listened to her lecture in the dark. At this moment, what Severus thought was that she was as overconfident as she was in the past, teaching students to call the gods for protection, such a Spells, even adult wizards, might not know it, and he even imagined that a second-year student could learn it.

However, soon the truth slapped Severus in the face. Under Diana's patient and careful teaching, these were only second-year students, and the magic wand was faintly guarded by calling gods, and the white light flashed past. Over time, even more students have succeeded.

"Harry, can't you think of the start of school? Were you unhappy when you learned that you were admitted to Hogwarts? When you make new friends, this can also be considered a happy thing. You are on the way , will be affectionately called the savior by those wizards. Your parents love you very much. Although you have never seen them, you are all their shadows. They gave you all their love so you survived. "

Seeing that she couldn't use the God-Calling Guard for a long time, Diana also guessed some reasons. She grew up under the fence and was treated like a nanny. It is estimated that these are not good memories. Diana tried her best and hoped that in her words, Just hit him and make him think of happy things.

Hermione was the first student to succeed, and her guardian animal was an otter, while Ron's was a terrier.

Anyway, in the entire classroom, each student's patron saint is different, and some patron saints have even begun to interact with their masters, and some patron saints have even begun to find a partner for themselves.

Diana discovered that Draco's Patronus turned out to be a little ferret with fluffy fur and shining white light all over her body. , the little ferret saw Diana wanting to touch it, as if it was very resistant.

As a result, Diana was about to leave, but the little ferret climbed onto Diana's shoulder and rubbed its head against Diana's face, probably because it was just a force, and it didn't feel furry.