Fast Transmigration: The Buddhist Host of the Saving System
Chapter 559 A Life of Disaster
On the wedding night, the wedding restaurant was held, and corpses smelling of alcohol lay one after another, still wriggling stubbornly, trying to find new alcohol, and get drunk with the friends around them.
Qingjiu watched his researcher hugging the bald head next to him like a puddle of mud. When he was about to kiss him with blurred eyes, he finally couldn't stand it anymore and pulled the drunk man away. Come out and drag him home.
Yiyi was in the same situation as Qingjiu, she also dragged a drunk man home, oh, she also had a grinning and useless system fortune, which was tucked under her armpit.
The so-called bridal chamber is to throw Bai Ling on the bed one by one. She doesn't like the smell of alcohol on him very much. After going to so many small worlds, none of them likes to drink.
Alcohol can paralyze one's spirit, magnify one's desire, and slow down one's movements. If one encounters danger or encounters something that requires one's brain, one cannot do anything after drinking.
Normally, Yiyi wouldn't agree with Bai Ling to drink too much, but today is a special day, if he wants to get drunk, he can get drunk, so that he won't torment himself.
It's just that when Yiyi was about to go out, she was grabbed by a big hand, "Yiyi, wedding night in the bridal chamber, why do you want me to stay alone in the empty room?"
Looking back one by one, I saw the man's eyes were clear, he didn't feel drunk at all, and suddenly realized that he had been cheated.
In addition to drunk men, half-drunk men are even more terrifying, because they no longer have reason to speak of, nor do they have the so-called tenderness.
Yiyi felt her belly tighten, a bad premonition came to her mind, and the desire to escape occupied her mind, but her hands were restrained, letting her know that she might not be able to wake up tonight.
"Bai...Bai Ling! You promised last time that you will never do anything excessive to me!" Yiyi's voice was a little trembling, "If you dare to be like last time, I will go to the small world and never come back !"
Bai Ling smiled a little naively, and his eyes sparkled: "Yiyi, don't be afraid, human beings are sexually inclined, this is human instinct!"
One by one kicked over: "Fuck your instincts, let's talk about it after sobering up!"
After kicking Bai Ling over, one by one broke free from the shackles, and ran into the next room in a blink of an eye, locked it behind him, all in one go.
Is a moment of Spring Festival worth a thousand gold?Fuck your daughter, I want my own life.
If you do it again like last time, you probably won't be able to keep your waist.
In the private and safe guest room, Yiyi looked at the red wedding dress on her body and felt a little restrained. She was about to go to the bathroom to change clothes when she heard the voice of a man outside the door.
"Susie, open the door."
One by one doubts, who is he talking to?who is susie
With a click, the door of the guest room opened. Looking at the men at the door one by one, they suddenly understood who Susie was, and it was the name of the smart home system.
After I came here, I have been following the living habits of the small world, and I don't like robots to prepare my things, so I have never used the home robot in this house.
Bai Ling has also been away from home, and her return is almost the same as when she was in the small world. She didn't care about this high-tech home. Now she regrets it. Did she not care too much?
Bai Ling walked in step by step, looking at the bathroom she wanted to go into, with bright eyes, "Do you want to be in the bathroom tonight? It's so exciting, I like it."
Yiyi's fist hardened: "Didn't you drink alcohol? What nonsense are you thinking about!"
Bai Ling took a few steps forward, hugged her, and said in a pitiful tone, "Yiyi, I finally got together with you and married you, how could you push me away, obviously you also have feelings, don't you! "
One by one was speechless, "Last time I made an agreement with you for three chapters, and you also agreed!"
Bai Ling cheated: "Special circumstances are treated specially, I have marriage leave, and you don't have to work, why not!"
Yiyi felt that this dog man must speak tonight, and he would only do it if he agreed with himself. Afterwards, he could push anything on her, saying that she obviously agreed.
Dog, after drinking so much wine, his mind is still turning so fast.
Bai Ling hugged Yiyi pitifully, blinking his big eyes, and circled her waist with his fingers, "Yiyi! Okay!"
One by one was helpless, and had no choice but to compromise: "You can see for yourself, if I'm not happy, I'll just go to the small world."
Bai Ling was overjoyed, he lifted her up directly, and carried her into the bathroom: "I will be gentle."
Ten minutes later, one by one shouted furiously in the bathroom: "Bai Ling, are you a dog! Why bite me!"
"Gah! Get off, stay away from me!"
"Hmm... ha... take it easy!"
"Isn't it good? I can see you, and you can see yourself!" Bai Ling said with a smile, "Look, aren't you pretty?"
"Easy...be careful I'll kick you to death..."
"One by one, one by one, I love you."
"Bai Ling...you're on a horse! Get lost!"
……
At 3 o'clock in the morning, the guest room was brightly lit. The housekeeping robot heard the movement, came out to check, approached the door, and heard the sound inside.
The woman's voice was very weak, like a kitten: "Bai Ling...I'm so tired."
The sound was accompanied by a sound overflowing from the throat, like a kitten scratching.
The man's voice rang out for a long time with panting sounds and the woman's muffled groans.
Suddenly, the voice inside stopped for a moment, followed by the weak whimpering of the woman, and the muffled groan of the man, "One by one! One by one!"
The robot's cpu didn't react for a moment, and ran away blushing.
Master and Madam are so ashamed, staying up late at night, and... and...
The next afternoon.
Yiyi was woken up by hunger. As soon as he opened his eyes, he felt the weakness of his body and his numb expression. Thinking back to yesterday's absurdity, he didn't dare to continue thinking about it for a moment.
This bastard Bai Ling is obviously just a researcher, how can he have such good physical strength!four hours...
My waist is grass!
And the weird stuff, really, really not ashamed.
The good thing is that the body is very refreshed. It is estimated that I helped clean up afterwards, and maybe some plaster for soothing the meridians and activating collaterals was applied. The soreness and limpness of the body is not as strong as before.
When Bai Ling went upstairs with water and food, he saw Yi Yi staring at the ceiling in a daze: "Yi Yi? Drink some water."
Yiyi stood up, took the water and drank it in one gulp, and looked at him fiercely after drinking it: "Are you doing it on purpose, every time it seems like you don't want me to live!"
Bai Ling was aggrieved, and put away the water glass: "Isn't that why you are going to the Small World soon? I won't be able to go then, I will miss you, and I just want to have a good time before you leave."
Yi Yi didn't listen to his sophistry, and rolled his eyes.
Qingjiu watched his researcher hugging the bald head next to him like a puddle of mud. When he was about to kiss him with blurred eyes, he finally couldn't stand it anymore and pulled the drunk man away. Come out and drag him home.
Yiyi was in the same situation as Qingjiu, she also dragged a drunk man home, oh, she also had a grinning and useless system fortune, which was tucked under her armpit.
The so-called bridal chamber is to throw Bai Ling on the bed one by one. She doesn't like the smell of alcohol on him very much. After going to so many small worlds, none of them likes to drink.
Alcohol can paralyze one's spirit, magnify one's desire, and slow down one's movements. If one encounters danger or encounters something that requires one's brain, one cannot do anything after drinking.
Normally, Yiyi wouldn't agree with Bai Ling to drink too much, but today is a special day, if he wants to get drunk, he can get drunk, so that he won't torment himself.
It's just that when Yiyi was about to go out, she was grabbed by a big hand, "Yiyi, wedding night in the bridal chamber, why do you want me to stay alone in the empty room?"
Looking back one by one, I saw the man's eyes were clear, he didn't feel drunk at all, and suddenly realized that he had been cheated.
In addition to drunk men, half-drunk men are even more terrifying, because they no longer have reason to speak of, nor do they have the so-called tenderness.
Yiyi felt her belly tighten, a bad premonition came to her mind, and the desire to escape occupied her mind, but her hands were restrained, letting her know that she might not be able to wake up tonight.
"Bai...Bai Ling! You promised last time that you will never do anything excessive to me!" Yiyi's voice was a little trembling, "If you dare to be like last time, I will go to the small world and never come back !"
Bai Ling smiled a little naively, and his eyes sparkled: "Yiyi, don't be afraid, human beings are sexually inclined, this is human instinct!"
One by one kicked over: "Fuck your instincts, let's talk about it after sobering up!"
After kicking Bai Ling over, one by one broke free from the shackles, and ran into the next room in a blink of an eye, locked it behind him, all in one go.
Is a moment of Spring Festival worth a thousand gold?Fuck your daughter, I want my own life.
If you do it again like last time, you probably won't be able to keep your waist.
In the private and safe guest room, Yiyi looked at the red wedding dress on her body and felt a little restrained. She was about to go to the bathroom to change clothes when she heard the voice of a man outside the door.
"Susie, open the door."
One by one doubts, who is he talking to?who is susie
With a click, the door of the guest room opened. Looking at the men at the door one by one, they suddenly understood who Susie was, and it was the name of the smart home system.
After I came here, I have been following the living habits of the small world, and I don't like robots to prepare my things, so I have never used the home robot in this house.
Bai Ling has also been away from home, and her return is almost the same as when she was in the small world. She didn't care about this high-tech home. Now she regrets it. Did she not care too much?
Bai Ling walked in step by step, looking at the bathroom she wanted to go into, with bright eyes, "Do you want to be in the bathroom tonight? It's so exciting, I like it."
Yiyi's fist hardened: "Didn't you drink alcohol? What nonsense are you thinking about!"
Bai Ling took a few steps forward, hugged her, and said in a pitiful tone, "Yiyi, I finally got together with you and married you, how could you push me away, obviously you also have feelings, don't you! "
One by one was speechless, "Last time I made an agreement with you for three chapters, and you also agreed!"
Bai Ling cheated: "Special circumstances are treated specially, I have marriage leave, and you don't have to work, why not!"
Yiyi felt that this dog man must speak tonight, and he would only do it if he agreed with himself. Afterwards, he could push anything on her, saying that she obviously agreed.
Dog, after drinking so much wine, his mind is still turning so fast.
Bai Ling hugged Yiyi pitifully, blinking his big eyes, and circled her waist with his fingers, "Yiyi! Okay!"
One by one was helpless, and had no choice but to compromise: "You can see for yourself, if I'm not happy, I'll just go to the small world."
Bai Ling was overjoyed, he lifted her up directly, and carried her into the bathroom: "I will be gentle."
Ten minutes later, one by one shouted furiously in the bathroom: "Bai Ling, are you a dog! Why bite me!"
"Gah! Get off, stay away from me!"
"Hmm... ha... take it easy!"
"Isn't it good? I can see you, and you can see yourself!" Bai Ling said with a smile, "Look, aren't you pretty?"
"Easy...be careful I'll kick you to death..."
"One by one, one by one, I love you."
"Bai Ling...you're on a horse! Get lost!"
……
At 3 o'clock in the morning, the guest room was brightly lit. The housekeeping robot heard the movement, came out to check, approached the door, and heard the sound inside.
The woman's voice was very weak, like a kitten: "Bai Ling...I'm so tired."
The sound was accompanied by a sound overflowing from the throat, like a kitten scratching.
The man's voice rang out for a long time with panting sounds and the woman's muffled groans.
Suddenly, the voice inside stopped for a moment, followed by the weak whimpering of the woman, and the muffled groan of the man, "One by one! One by one!"
The robot's cpu didn't react for a moment, and ran away blushing.
Master and Madam are so ashamed, staying up late at night, and... and...
The next afternoon.
Yiyi was woken up by hunger. As soon as he opened his eyes, he felt the weakness of his body and his numb expression. Thinking back to yesterday's absurdity, he didn't dare to continue thinking about it for a moment.
This bastard Bai Ling is obviously just a researcher, how can he have such good physical strength!four hours...
My waist is grass!
And the weird stuff, really, really not ashamed.
The good thing is that the body is very refreshed. It is estimated that I helped clean up afterwards, and maybe some plaster for soothing the meridians and activating collaterals was applied. The soreness and limpness of the body is not as strong as before.
When Bai Ling went upstairs with water and food, he saw Yi Yi staring at the ceiling in a daze: "Yi Yi? Drink some water."
Yiyi stood up, took the water and drank it in one gulp, and looked at him fiercely after drinking it: "Are you doing it on purpose, every time it seems like you don't want me to live!"
Bai Ling was aggrieved, and put away the water glass: "Isn't that why you are going to the Small World soon? I won't be able to go then, I will miss you, and I just want to have a good time before you leave."
Yi Yi didn't listen to his sophistry, and rolled his eyes.
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