Villain son, you kneel down, Mom begs you to do something

In the end, Su Yuyan still didn't increase Su Miao's pocket money, not only did it not increase, but it was also cut in half.

The reason is that Su Yuyan caught Su Miao stealing fried chicken in the middle of the night.

This made Su Yuyan speechless.

Because Su Miao is talented, she hid in the toilet and ate.In the middle of the night, Su Yuyan heard the movement, and thought there was a rat in the house, but unexpectedly...

Failed to get pocket money from Su Yuyan, Su Miao had no choice but to call Xiao Zeyan.

The call was connected, "Hello! Young Master Xiao, have you drunk today?"

On the other end of the phone: "..."

"Su Miao, are you sick? It's only nine o'clock in the morning, who the hell drinks at nine o'clock in the morning?" Xiao Zeyan put his phone on the bedside and turned on the speakerphone.

Being woken up from his sleep, Xiao Zeyan's tone was quite bad.

Xiao Zeyan was lying on the bed, with his upper body naked, a thin pure gray quilt covering his waist and hips, and his fair calves were exposed to the air.

Su Miao just finished sending her son to school, squatting on the side of the road, and the conspicuous dilapidated electric car was parked beside her.

Su Miao didn't care about Xiao Zeyan's irritable speech, but asked him with a smile, "Do you want to come out for breakfast, Young Master Xiao?"

"Don't eat." Xiao Zeyan resolutely refused.

Recently, I finally met a girl. I had a good drink last night, and I didn't come back until dawn. Now even if the state banquet is in front of him, he has no appetite.

"Young Master Xiao, don't refuse so quickly, it's a good thing."

"What good thing?" Xiao Zeyan turned his face to the side of the phone, half-closed his eyes.

Su Miao held a branch in her hand, and pulled it on the ground, "Come out, and I'll tell you."

"You speak first."

What good things can't be said on the phone?

"You agreed?" Su Miao suddenly raised her voice, "Okay, I'm next to the public toilet on Chengnan Avenue, come quickly."

After finishing speaking, hang up the phone quickly.

Xiao Zeyan opened his eyes blankly, "???"

Did he agree?

Before he could figure out whether he had drunk too much and his mind was still not clear, the phone rang.

It's a text message from Su Miao: Come quickly, it's best to arrive at the designated location within 10 minutes.

Xiao Zeyan: "..."

In this situation, what can we do?

On the way there, the more Xiao Zeyan thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.

Did she say she asked him out for breakfast?

Then she said she was next to the public toilet on Chengnan Avenue?

and so……

She wants to ask him out to eat...shit?

Xiao Zeyan seriously doubts whether today is April Fool's Day, whether he has been tricked by someone.

However, Su Miao shouldn't be that boring.

With a skeptical mentality, Xiao Zeyan finally went to the public toilet on Chengnan Avenue. As soon as the car approached, he saw Su Miao squatting on the side of the road. He picked up a branch from somewhere and scratched the fallen leaves on the ground. .

Xiao Zeyan: "..."

I suspect she has something on her mind.

The black Bentley stopped slowly by the side of the road, and Xiao Zeyan got out of the car.

Su Miao raised her eyes, dropped the twig in her hand, stood up and greeted her, "Young Master Xiao, you are finally here."

"What good thing?" Xiao Zeyan asked directly.

Hurry up and say, after finishing speaking, he has to go back to catch up on sleep.

I also invited my sister to drink tonight, I don't sleep during the day, and I don't have energy at night.

"Look at you, you're in a hurry." Su Miao pulled Xiao Zeyan to her position just now, and pulled him to squat down together.

Xiao Zeyan: "..."

Although she doesn't quite understand this behavior, there must be a reason for Su Miao to do this, so it's better to just squat down honestly.

After squatting, both parties are waiting for the other to speak first.

I was speechless for a while!

"Why don't you ask?"

"Why do not you say it?"

At the same time a stagnation.

Su Miao hooked the key of the electric car with her fingertips, "Young Master Xiao, I need your help with something."

Xiao Zeyan turned his head: "???"

Is it a good thing to ask him for help?

Get up and go.

"Dare to try it out. I'll cut your height in half. Believe it or not." Su Miao said softly, her tone extremely gentle.

Hearing this, Xiao Zeyan felt his legs go cold.

Silently squatting back again, "Susu! What do you want my brother to do for me?"

"Whose brother do you want to be?" Su Miao turned her eyes.

"You are brother, you are, may I ask what help do you want younger brother to do?" Bi Lou still vividly remembers the scene where the dog's head was blown off, and he did not dare to be presumptuous.

Su Miao turned the car key at her fingertips, "It's like this, I want something inappropriate for children, I wonder if you can get it."

Xiao Zeyan turned his head: "???"

"What's not suitable for children?" She looked shocked.

Did she treat him as a man? Why did she tell him this?

Seeing that he was so surprised, Su Miao quickly patted his shoulder, "It's not what you think."

"Is that so?"

Su Miao approached Xiao Zeyan and whispered in his ear: "***;"

The review said that if you have the ability, you can write it out, and I will see the punishment

Xiao Zeyan was so shocked that he fell to the ground, "Su Miao, are you crazy? This is against the law."

"I know, but if you don't say it, I don't say it, who knows." Will someone post this on the Internet to let netizens know?

Impossible, so it's very safe.

Xiao Zeyan shook his head, "No, this violates my moral bottom line."

"You still have a moral bottom line, you have opened an underground fighting arena."

Xiao Zeyan: "..."

"It's not the same thing, yours is too wicked." The words stopped, "But why do you want that kind of thing? Who do you want to use it on?"

"Don't worry about it."

There was an opportunity that day, but it was interrupted.

Xiao Zeyan disapproved all over his face, "Good boy, let's not do anything illegal."

"Who told you I was going to break the law?" Su Miao rolled her eyes.

"It's not illegal, why do you want that thing?" Xiao Zeyan didn't believe it, "Don't tell me, you want to eat it yourself, and then seduce your vegetative husband."

Su Miao slapped him on the back of the head, "What kind of trash is in your mind?"

No one has ever been able to plot against her and get out of it unscathed.

"You are already the prince of the underground fighting circle, so such a small matter can't stop you."

"I'm the emperor of the underground fighting circle, and I can't handle it. You should find someone else."

"There is no one else. You are the most handsome person I know, so I can only find you."

Xiao Zeyan turned his head when he heard the words, "Really?"

"Really, more real than Moissanite." Su Miao added, "Better handsome than Tan Zhuo."

"Okay, since you said so, I'll help you find a way." Then he took out his mobile phone and made a call.

The call is connected.

"Hey, Mr. Yuan, what have you been up to lately? Have you had a drink today? Would you like to come out for breakfast?"

Su Miao: "..."

How come there is a familiar feeling.

And this title is also very special, wronged species?

Fifteen minutes later, a large pickup truck appeared, and a charming woman stepped out of the vehicle. When she saw Xiao Zeyan, she immediately gave Xiao Zeyan a deathly wink.

"Prince Xiao, invite me to eat shit in the public toilet?"