Naruto: Zero output during life, but after death I went crazy

"My current body can make me stronger. Do you believe me when I say that I am invincible?"

Xiao Lin said with a smile.

"Of course I believe it, but a living body is definitely better than the cold corpse now. Think about it, with the temperature of the skin, you can feel the beating of the heart, it's okay..."

Anko didn't continue. She felt that Xiaolin was a little absent-minded.

"Ah?" Xiao Lin seemed to have finally calmed down, "What did you say?"

"I didn't say anything!" Hong Dou curled her lips and shook her head.

"I thought about Hongdou, and I thought of a way to come back. It won't be long before I can come back. After I come back, I will be resurrected. Look at you..." Xiao Lin said quite excitedly.

He wanted to return to Konoha to settle down, but hiding it would definitely not work. If he wanted to come back, he would come back openly.

But judging from the situation in Konoha Village, Konoha will not be at peace even if he comes back, and he himself will not be at peace either.

So if you want to come back openly, you can only follow Orochimaru's example.

If the current plot continues, Orochimaru will definitely "die" and be killed by Sasuke. It is a foregone conclusion that Sasuke will seek refuge with Orochimaru, and Kobayashi can't change anything at all.

So there is actually no need for Kobayashi to kill Orochimaru.

After Orochimaru dies, although he will be resurrected in the curse seal in the future, it will be the fourth battle. Kobayashi can directly resurrect Orochimaru. After all, Anko is by Kobayashi's side.

Therefore, Orochimaru can resurrect Krillin by resurrecting him. It is too early to talk about resurrection now.

Xiao Lin, who was reincarnated in the dirty earth, was at least invincible to a "mortal".

Note that fights between gods in the later stages will of course not count.

Especially now that Uchiha Itachi has Susanoo in hand, any sealing technique such as Yin Yang Escape is almost ineffective against him.

So why not go directly to promote the plot?

Xiao Lin began to think about the mastermind behind everything.

The apparent leader of the Akatsuki organization is Payne, and Payne is controlled by Nagato. Nagato is the chess piece of Fei, Uchiha Obito; and Obito is Uchiha Madara's chess piece, and Uchiha Madara is Uchiha Madara's chess piece. Black Zetsu's chess piece.

Black Zetsu’s ultimate goal is to resurrect his mother Kaguya Otsutsuki.

If he directly sealed Hei Jue with the Ten Fist Sword and then killed A Fei, wouldn't everything be over?

No, all this is just for self-pleasure.

Even if he finally seals Hei Jue and kills A Fei, who knows?

If he wants to use Orochimaru's method to return to Konoha and return to his former home, he must do something openly instead of hiding it.

If you can't handle everything on your own, then you have to create the plot yourself!

In the original work, after the Battle of Nazuo Valley of the End, Naruto followed Jiraiya to practice for three years.

In fact, in the past three years, the Akatsuki organization has been able to directly carry out the tailed beast capture plan.

Think about it, the Fourth Kazekage of Sunagakure Village just died and lost the war. Although it has reached an alliance with Konoha, the internal situation is already in chaos. How can it be easier to invade than three years later?

As a member of the Akatsuki organization, I would directly let them start the work after offering suggestions, and move them with emotion and reason with Akatsuki.

Then when they were about to succeed, they suddenly broke out and returned to Konoha as heroes.

Maybe you can stop being a hero and leave the hero of Konoha to that brat Naruto, and then you can be the owner of the ramen chain store that you always wanted to be.

Well, it’s totally doable!

Hongdou smiled and nodded: "If you think about it, just do it! Since you said you are very powerful, then there are things that strong people need to do, right?"

Yes, since you have invincible strength, let's end the struggle in the ninja world as soon as possible, and then retire in peace.

Xiaolin bid farewell to Hongdou and prepared to start his own plan.

He clearly remembered that after the Fourth Ninja War, that is, after Naru and Zuo began to take charge of Konoha, the whole world became much more harmonious and stable.

Wait, Boruto?

Non-combustibles?

shit...

After Xiao Lin left, Hong Dou looked at Xiao Lin's disappearing figure and prepared to go back to the village.

While walking, Anko kicked a bush away.

"I hope you will pick more, this is the most lovesick thing... lovesickness, little devil!"

Anko was cursing, but suddenly a voice sounded from behind her.

"What are you thinking?"

Anko was startled and almost cursed her, but fortunately she controlled her nature and regained her composure.

"Why are you back again?" Hongdou asked.

Xiaolin smiled and said: "It's not so urgent now, I can spend more time in Konoha!"

Anko's eyes lit up when she heard this, but she recovered immediately: "Well, didn't you say you can't stay in Konoha now?"

"Can't I just change my body?" Xiao Lin just said.

"The transformation technique can't escape the detection of Byakugan and some sentient ninjas!" Anko said seriously.

Xiao Lin smiled: "I didn't say become a human!"

After that, as Xiaolin performed the magic, a snake appeared in front of Hongdou.

Anko looked at the snake Xiaolin had turned into with some astonishment, and suddenly her face turned red.

"Isn't your psychic beast just a snake? It makes sense to bring a snake, right? Those people won't pay attention to snakes, right?" "Snake" said.

Hongdou pretended to cough: "I thought you had become some kind of gentleman now, but I didn't expect you were still the same little brat you used to be!"

"Ah?" Xiao Lin had some confusion on his snake face.

Hongdou didn't pay attention, just stretched out his hand and said: "Come up!"

Xiaolin finally understood the meaning of what Hongdou just said.

Although Xiaolin's mental age is already 27, he traveled through time at the age of 20, and his contact with women in his previous life was only holding hands.

As soon as you come to Konoha, well, you meet an eleven or twelve-year-old sister next door who comes up and gives you a bear hug.

Xiaolin has always been a little unsure. Why are the girls in the ninja world so enthusiastic?

But after all, Xiao Lin was only eleven or twelve years old at the time, so Xiao Lin actually didn't think too much about it.

But girls generally develop earlier. Who knows what Hongdou thinks...

Xiao Lin got on Hong Dou's body and was instantly immersed in the gentle land...

The question comes back, why does Xiaolin come back?

There was no other reason. He found that no matter how he promoted the plot, changed the ending, etc., he could not control the arrival of the legendary "Otsutsuki Clan" at all.

No matter how powerful he is, he can only influence what happens in the ninja world, but he cannot influence those aliens.

So in the final analysis, Otsutsuki Kaguya still has to fight. After all, if he doesn't fight Kaguya, the old man of Six Paths will not kill Naruto and Sasuke.

But what a fart in advance...

However, things depend on human factors. Xiaolin just wants to stay in Konoha for two days to retrieve the ring he lost from Danzo, and then return to the Akatsuki organization.

Of course, it is possible to obtain not only the ring, but also Danzo’s Uchiha Shisui eyes.

Xiaolin thought of another way to change the plot!