Naruto: Blade of God

"Do you have some misunderstandings about size?"

What little turtle can grow a virgin forest on its body?

"Oh, I can overturn it casually..."

Hatake Yohan understood this time. Based on his strength, this was indeed a little turtle.

"Aren't you looking for a cow ghost?" Matabukuro lay on top of Hatake Yohan's head, his tail swaying slightly.

"Ah, yes, but there is a group of humans near him..." He looked at Hatake Yohan who was preparing to make tea and watch a show.

"I thought I could watch a good show." He lifted You Lv off his head and handed the dumplings to Jiu Lama.

"You have to pay an appearance fee to watch a play." He said confidently.

Hatake Yohan was helpless, "Ah, kill them all?" This would probably give Namikaze Minato a headache to death.

"Knock him out?" Youlv suggested.

"How about killing them all?" Ninth Lama thought it was very troublesome.

Hatake Yohan decided to knock them out and let Namikaze Minato get some good sleep.

Kirabi felt strange, why did all those people fall asleep?

Sensing danger, he dodged directly to the side. The place where he was just now seemed to have been exploded, and a large piece was dented.

Hatake Yohan actually doesn't like the drugging thing, but she still carries the love given by her senior sister with her.

At first it was just because she couldn't sleep, and then Tsunade gave herself some sleeping pills.

But once the amount is large, it can make people sleep for several days, but at this measurement, Hatake Yoha himself can sleep for two days. These people...

Without any guilt at all, Hatake Yohan gathered people together and looked at the Nine Lamas who wanted to beat the cow ghost unilaterally.

"Hey! Come help!" Jiulama felt that the knife this man was holding was really annoying, ah, it was annoying to the tailed beast.

"Ah, Matata, how about eating this today?" Hatake Yohan and Matari were choosing today's dinner.

"Ah~ it seems that Tuanzi has already made his choice!" Youlv gave the opportunity to Tuanzi.

"Tuanzi, let's eat some dried meat first to cushion your stomach."

.....

Jiu Lama almost wanted to give up the human form and swallowed this in one gulp, but he also disliked the slimy texture of the cow ghost and rhinoceros, tsk.

Hatake Yohan finalized the dinner, and then took out a tea set. Just as he was about to make tea, he saw it flying over and placing it on the plate where he prepared dried meat for the dumplings.

Hatake Yohan stood up and lifted up his sleeves, "Duango, let's eat grilled squid later." Don't forget to put the plate away first. If the crumbs are eaten by Dango, it will be terrible!

He reached out and pulled out the knife and joined the battlefield.

Youlu gently patted Tuanzi's paw: "I'm so sad, I can eat grilled squid later!"

Hatake Yohan immediately broke all the seven knives that were still on Kirabi's body, and threw the one in his hand casually.

Kirabi watched helplessly as his beloved knives were broken, and watched as the tree fell in a row, and it is still falling...

Kirabi: Human? Really human? I haven't offended him!

"Okay, you can solve the problem by yourself next." Hatake Yohan sat back down and gave the dumplings a piece of dried meat, "Let's take care of it."

Hatake Yohan always felt that Kirabi looked familiar, but he just couldn't remember it now, "I want some hints."

"This is an unimportant person, hurry up! I want to eat barbecue!" Mataburi stretched out his paws to hold Hatake Yohane's hand.

"Hi hi~"

When Hatake Yohane and Dango were full, the two tailed beasts began to sweep away, and Kirabi fell there unable to move.

Hatake Yohan looked at Kirabi, whose whole body was swollen several times. He held the dumpling and carefully analyzed who this person was.

"Tuanzi, do you know him?"

"Well..." Tuanzi obviously didn't recognize him, so he wanted to act coquettishly with Hatake Yohane.

"Hahaha, too~"

Hatake Yohan hugged Dango and used medical ninjutsu that he had forgotten for many years to reduce the swelling of Kirabi. "Ah, I'm sorry, I haven't used it for many years. My child is a little naughty and I can't control it."

Niu Gui:? ? ? child? What nonsense are you talking about again? Even Kirabi won’t believe it!

"Ah, it hurts!" Kirabi was distracted just now, but now he regained consciousness and felt pain.

"Just bear with it." Hatake Yohan flipped through his notes and experimented with medical ninjutsu, "I haven't used it in more than ten years. Wait a minute." This was actually the first time I encountered such a serious injury.

"Whatever he does, just let him heal." The Nine Lama held a stick bone, gnawed the meat on it, and squatted over.

"I'm afraid that his death will cause problems between the two countries." Hatake Yohan stopped first. This note... forget it, don't read it, just deal with it!

In the end, Kirabi relied on his powerful self-healing ability to resume his actions, and even tried to rob the Nine Lamas of their dinner.

Hatake Yohan took Dango and Mataburi to a distant place for dinner. Later, their fight would be too violent, so it would be better for the children not to watch.

......

The last one to save Kirabi was Raikage, because the news from this island had been cut off for a day, so hurry up and get there.

Hatake Yohane, whose senses had not been put away since he woke up, grabbed the Nine Lama's ears when he sensed the Raikage approaching, "Let's go, my parents are here."

Jiulama clicked his tongue and picked up Hatake Yeyu, "You should really grow taller."

"???" Hatake Yeyu felt confused. Does this have anything to do with his height?

Jiu Lama: It’s too short. It hurts my ears when I pull it. It’s much better when I hold it.

A second before the Raikage arrived, the Nine Lamas dragged their families and left the island.

Hatake Yohan is still thinking about what ear-pulling has to do with his height. I'm really curious.

Suddenly I remembered something. I was still very concerned about how to treat Chirabi after he was beaten up and swollen several times. How about going to see the senior sister and thinking about the plans for the next nine lamas? It is necessary to learn this.

Jiu Lama thought it didn't matter, there was no difference between one day earlier and one day later.

......

Tsunade suspected that she was hallucinating after drinking. Why did the person sitting next to her look so much like her junior brother?

"Senior sister?" Hatake Yeyu called.

"Ah... I must be drunk this time. How could I see Xiao Yeyu..."

Shizune, who had never seen Hatake Yohane, was a little at a loss. Dango spotted Dodo and moved closer.

......

The next day, Tsunade sobered up, smelled the familiar smell, looked at the breakfast on the table, and confirmed that Hatake Yohane was really here.

"Junior brother! Hiss..." I have a slight headache after being hungover.

"Here you are, senior sister, wait a moment."

A glass of honey milk was placed in front of Tsunade. Tsunade's first reaction was to pull Hatake Yohane's mask, pull it off, and then gently pull Hatake Yohane's face.

"It's true." Tsunade drank her junior brother's love with confidence and ate the breakfast he carefully prepared, "Tell me, what do you want to do with senior sister?"