My son is obviously a dandy, so why did he become a tiger of the empire?

bang bang bang...

After a burst of gunshots, red smoke rose from the blue jet fighters.

The smoke detector is not only on the helmet, but also on the body.

Once the exercise has started, it must be worn at all times, otherwise it is a violation.

Even when eating, sleeping, and going to the toilet, it is not allowed to take it off.

Looking at the red smoke billowing up in the darkness, Lin Hui chuckled: "It's so fucking spectacular!"

Click!

Wang Yong put on a new magazine and shouted at the top of his voice, "Who else?"

"There's your grandma!" Lin Hui kicked him: "Fix the rest before you pretend to be aggressive! Take out the grenade, and I'll take you to find the joy of bombing shit in childhood!"

"okay!"

The three of them smirked, it's time to blow shit!

A dozen practice grenades were thrown out.

Boom boom boom...

The power of the grenade explosion made the poops fly all over the sky, and then yellow rain began to fall from the sky.

"Fuck! It's shit!"

"Everyone, bow your heads and don't open your mouth!"

"Damn, don't have poison in your shit, vomit..."

The soldiers who were fleeing from the blue army were taken aback, quickly lowered their heads, and shut their mouths tightly.

Let the cold Huang Yu pat on his body indiscriminately.

A few unlucky ones were directly overturned by the air wave when the grenade exploded.

The buttocks are pouted, the face is pressed to the ground, and there is a posture of flat sand and falling geese.

There were cries, screams, and vomiting at the scene.

When they looked up again, there was no sign of Lin Hui and the others in front of them.

"Damn, where are those people?"

"Ran!"

The major was covered all over his face, and roared angrily: "Damn it, I'm ignoring your [-]th generation ancestors, you bunch of wicked bastards! Let me catch you, and I will definitely skin you, vomit, it stinks ..."

Hearing the roar behind them, the four of Lin Hui laughed and slipped faster.

They don't want to be forcibly irrigated.

boom!

Opening the door, several people jumped into a jeep at the same time.

Chen Erhu blushed with excitement: "This battle reminds me of when I was a child, that's how firecrackers were used to blow up the latrines."

Wang Yong slapped him on the head: "It's like you blow it up!"

He looked at Lin Hui and urged, "Brother Hui, drive quickly, if these guys chase us, we will definitely be killed!"

Lin Hui said with a smile: "Don't panic, these guys will never stand up without stretching for more than ten minutes. Even if they stand up, they are still soft-legged shrimps. We should run away if we catch up."

Wang Yong chuckled: "That's good, that's good. Let's go, this time it's a blast!"

"Ah."

Lin Hui nodded, but did not move.

Wang Yong was suspicious: "Brother Hui, why are you not moving?"

Xu Da also looked at him curiously: "Why don't you drive? You don't move. When they move, we will be passive!"

Lin Hui touched the steering wheel with both hands, a little embarrassed: "I have only driven the automatic transmission, manual transmission, no way."

In his last life, he was a social animal, relying on subways and buses for commuting, and he didn't have a car or a driver's license at all.

The original owner did have a driver's license, but it was an automatic transmission.

A car with a manual transmission will not drive at all.

Especially how to step on the clutch and how to engage the gear, he is a monk of Zhang Er who can't figure it out.

Because of this, the sports cars at home are all bought with automatic transmission...

Xu Da was convinced: "If you don't know how to drive, you just sit in the driver's seat? Get out of the way!"

Lin Hui smiled awkwardly, who stipulated that he must be able to use manual transmission?

Automatic transmission is so easy, why learn manual stuff?

He got out of the car and came to Xu Da's side.

Xu Da stared: "What do you see me doing?"

Lin Hui: "Are you driving?"

Xu Da blushed suddenly: "I won't either!"

The three of them said in unison: "Damn!"

Lin Hui was speechless: "Squad leader, after working for a long time, you can't do it either? You are not an eight-year veteran. Driving a car should be a trivial matter to you?"

Xu Da rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, who stipulates that one must be able to drive when serving as a soldier? I haven't even passed the driver's license test!"

Lin Hui was speechless. Anyway, I know how to use an automatic transmission. You can't even drive a car.

How did this monitor work?

Must be well criticized!

He turned to look at Wang Yong and Chen Erhu: "Which one of you will?"

Chen Erhu quickly shook his head: "I've driven a car before, but it's just a tricycle..."

Lin Hui rolled his eyes: "Why the hell didn't you say that you can drive a tractor?"

Chen Erhu scratched his head and giggled silly.

Wang Yong was quite active: "Although I haven't passed the driver's license test, I was in the game hall, and the car was driving so fast that it took off. If you are not afraid of death, I am willing to give it a try, but if you crash into a car, don't worry about it. Blame me!"

Lin Hui glared at him: "Go away!"

Of the four co-authors, none of them can drive it?

He simply jumped out of the car: "Okay, okay, everyone, why don't you drive and sit on it? Let's take the eleventh road."

Chen Erhu was curious: "Eleventh Road? Is there a bus here?"

Wang Yong rolled his eyes: "Are you stupid, Eleventh Road is just two legs!"

Several people got out of the car.

Following Lin Hui in the camp was another sweep.

Looking at all kinds of things in the weapon warehouse, he rubbed his hands together: "Everyone, don't be too polite, take whatever you want, today you can get as much as you can for shopping at 0 yuan!"

The other three blushed and cheerfully began to sweep.

Explosives, ammunition, grenades, dry food for individual soldiers, take what you have.

After all the search was over, they evacuated contentedly.

Soon he rushed out of the camp from the other side and came to a forest.

The cold wind blew, and everyone shivered.

But they couldn't hide their fiery and excited mood at all.

Chen Erhu asked excitedly: "Brother Hui, Brother Hui, we just took over a battalion of the Blue Army, is that considered a great achievement?"

Lin Hui nodded: "Must!"

Wang Yong asked curiously, "Will there be any rewards?"

Lin Hui said with a smile: "Of course, the four of us killed a battalion of the other party. I guess we can't get away with a second-class skill each!"

Wang Yong and Chen Erhu happily hugged each other, jumping up and down: "Second-class work, second-class work, we also have second-class work! If you feed pigs at the base, you can't expect to feed them for the rest of your life!"

Xu Da next to him was so excited that he almost burst into tears.

If he can have second-class merit, then he will really be able to stay this time.

Lin Hui looked at them: "Okay, okay, don't get too complacent, I'm just guessing, whether I can get it or not, I have to wait until the end of the exercise."

"Then what are you waiting for, finish it quickly?" Wang Yong urged.

"What's the end?" Lin Hui was stunned.

Wang Yong smiled and said, "Brother Hui, didn't you just say that the exercise is over? Let's wipe the knife on the neck and it will be over?"

Chen Erhu slapped his head: "Yes! Why didn't I think of it? Once the exercise is over, we will have second-class merit. Let's commit suicide collectively!"

Lin Hui almost vomited blood.

Is that how you understand it?

He looked at Xu Da, dumbfounded: "Squad leader, look, this is the soldier you brought out!"

Xu Da took a step back immediately: "It has nothing to do with me, I only took him for three months, they are your brothers, so do whatever you want."

Seeing the disgusted faces of the two, Wang Yong was a little confused: "What's the matter, am I wrong?"

"Of course not!" Lin Hui glared at him: "Suicide? What do you think!"

"Those of them were injured and couldn't retreat, so they died with the enemy. They are heroes, and you are called bears! After you go out, don't say you know me, it's a shame!"

Wang Yong smiled awkwardly: "Eh... this is not the first time for me to participate in an exercise, am I inexperienced? Then what shall we do next?"

Lin Hui said angrily: "Keep going! The bigger you do it, the more enemies you eliminate, the better. By then, it might not be second-class work, but first-class work."

First class merit?

I go!This is something they dare not even dream of!

Wang Yong was excited: "If I have first-class merit, I won't be screwing screws in an electronics factory when I go back! Maybe I can even work in an agency!"

Chen Erhu's eyes lit up: "If I have first-class merit, after I go back, the big girls from all over the world will definitely line up to have a blind date with me, and all the flowers in the village will call me Brother Hu!"

Xu Da was also extremely excited!

If you have first-class merit, let alone staying in the team, you will be able to secure a promotion.

Even if his education is not enough, it is definitely not a problem.

Seeing the excited expressions of the three of them, Lin Hui smiled slightly: "Since you want to make meritorious service, don't be in a daze, let's do another wave of Blue Army!"

"Go! Fuck you!"

The three roared together, followed Lin Hui into the woods, and disappeared.

……

An hour later, Blue Army Headquarters.

Jiang Yunlong, the commander of the blue army, looked at the battle map and smiled all over his face: "There are only the last two disabled regiments left in 602. I want to see how long they can last?"

The chief of staff said with a smile: "It's all at the end of its strength, and it won't last long."

Jiang Yunlong turned to look at him: "When will our troops be assembled?"

Chief of Staff: "At noon tomorrow at the latest, a general offensive can be launched at any time!"

"very good!"

Jiang Yunlong slammed his fist on the table: "Tomorrow at noon, we're going to let that old boy named Lu in 602 take a good look at how backward their tactics are!"

"report!"

Just then, an officer rushed in from outside.

Jiang Yunlong raised his head and laughed: "Look, the good news is here again!"

The officer was a little embarrassed: "Reporting to the chief, I just received the news that the missile synthesis battalion under our subordinates has been wiped out."

Everyone's smiles froze for a moment, and Jiang Yunlong's face turned ugly for a moment: "How is this possible?"

"it is true."

The chief of staff asked anxiously: "The missile synthesis battalion is in the rear, the distance is so far, and the red side was disabled by us again, and there is no way to send extra troops. How did they all be wiped out?"

The officer shook his head: "I don't know the exact reason. I heard that four spies from the Red Party got into the camp and put laxatives in their meals. Those people shot everyone to death while they were having diarrhea. .”

"It is said that..."

"Supposedly what?"

"It is said that the scene at that time was really a bit tragic. When the corpse was collected, I was vomited."

Everyone gasped for an instant.

This picture is really tasteful.

They could even imagine a group of people squatting on the ground and crackling.

The picture of the grenade blowing up the sky with yellow rain.

There are even many people who can't pull up their pants until they die...

Jiang Yunlong slammed his fist on the table: "Damn it! The people in the red party are so shameless. They put medicine in the food and sneak attack while our people shit. They don't talk about martial arts. They are so dead. Frustrated!"

The chief of staff smiled awkwardly: We called in the special forces for help. It seems a bit immoral to engage in a sneak attack before the exercise begins...

"Find!"

Jiang Yunlong said angrily: "Even if you dig three feet into the ground, you must find all these stinky mice for me, and you must make them pay the price!"