System experience officer

When their troublemaking team came back, the deputy chief asked in surprise: "No, there is no severe drought. Although it is a bit dry, what about the three years promised?"

Han Zifeng said calmly: "Oh, I have sold Hanbao for scrap. The gods of other major countries have been sucked by the unhappy brother Zheng to make delicacies. They are having fun now. So what? You are fine. Get ready. Prepare to immigrate, what, what, there will be no living creatures there soon. So, if you are bullied, you must call the ancestors and start a fight. "

This time the corners of the deputy chief's mouth twitched, so be it. Sure enough, calling the ancestor is the ultimate killing move? Don't tell me, don't tell me, the ancestor of their family can really protect him.

Jiang Run finally dragged Ying Zheng back to the Pangu Secret Realm. As for the group of ghosts, Zifeng happily ordered the body of a million magic soldiers with Nuwa. Well, that's all.

As for Zifeng, he is still squatting calmly in the capital, waiting to see what happens next in this world. She returned to the Red Star Brigade, and before leaving, she still carried the all-powerful guard issued by her family.

What made her speechless was that just a few days after she came back, she looked at her family members and her mother yelled at her: "You damn girl, you can't live without a man, right? I told you to go to the countryside." Those who support the Great Northwest are not asking you to steal men behind your back..." Balabala, Balabala, Balabala.

Zifeng looked at his guard in confusion and asked in surprise: "No, when did you become my man? You are so brave."

The guard said awkwardly: "Sister, don't make trouble, it's none of my business."

Zifeng asked seriously: "By the way, if I cripple them, what will happen?"

The guard replied: "I'll help you bury the body, no problem."

Zifeng was horrified by this answer and tilted her body to one side, scratched her head and said: "By the way, by the way, is it really okay for you to answer like this?"

The guard calmly replied: "No problem. If you think it's OK, then it's OK."

Zifeng touched her chin and asked seriously: "Speaking of which, drag this family to a corner and keep them out of sight before I safely collect the bill and evacuate. How much will be deducted for this?"

The guard happily touched her head and said, "This is within the scope of salary, but if it makes a noise, can we not do anything?"

Zifeng said calmly: "By the way, no, if you weren't beaten to death, don't you need me to give you first aid? Isn't this your job?"

The corner of the guard's mouth twitched, and he said sadly: "Although your understanding is correct, speaking like this makes people very sad."

Zifeng scratched his head and said, "Well, there is a bug in your idea. You'd better fix it yourself."

Guard: "What did you say?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Ahem, let's be serious, get rid of this group first, and let's talk later."

It was easy for the guard to do it. After he came back, he finished cooking for Zifeng. The two of them said while eating: "Well, back to the topic just now. Remember what I said, there is a BUG in your cognition, then It’s just that I don’t have human emotions. First of all, I’m not familiar with those relatives in any world, or in other words, I haven’t been here long.”

"In addition, I am a god, and gods have very weak feelings towards humans. As a dark person like me, it is even easier for me to kill the existence of the world if I disagree with you. So, as my bodyguard, you must One thing that is very important to remember is that if you are asked to drag someone away, you must drag them away first. I don’t need to explain anything here. Even if you are a little devil, I don’t just want to kill him. Cut it?"

The guard suddenly realized that he had a great responsibility. Zifeng looked at his expression: "Yeah, you just get rid of those people who can easily anger me. If you can talk about the remaining things, if you can't talk, just run away. After all, none of the zombie kings in my house are there." Talk to me a few times. Yeah."

The guard immediately looked at the sky, hmm, this is really a heavy responsibility. Zifeng calmly patted the guard on the shoulder and said: "Well, on my side, although it's a little difficult to be reasonable, I'm lazy enough. As long as I don't see the person asking me to cause trouble, basically, I can still guarantee it, be good. Staying at home.”

The guard said calmly: "Okay, you still need to tell me in advance before going out."

Zifeng spread her hands: "As long as I can be lazy, in principle, I will not take action casually. Yes, yes, if something is not enough, you need to talk to me a week in advance."

After reaching an agreement with her security guard, Zifeng started to laze around during the rest of the time. Looking at a certain dog that was completely lazy, the guards expressed their complete understanding. She went out to eat and drink every day, and she only had to drag the guards around.

Not to mention, although the Hanbao is gone, the three-year disaster still arrived on time. The difference is that it doesn't look as miserable as Zifeng said before.

When the time comes, communes in various places will distribute all the food as soon as possible, so that the people can eat enough and there will be no big trouble. After the guard received the call, he said: "Well, there is a rather difficult problem now. Due to the drought, there is a bit of water shortage."

Zifeng wanted to ask: "Is it going to rain, or is it going to be fresh water for humans to drink?"

The guard said calmly: "Both are fine, but the most urgent thing is fresh water."

Zifeng wanted to ask: "Mineral water, purified water, what do you want? Or tap water?"

The guard replied: "Well, anything is fine."

Zifeng rolled his eyes and said: "Okay, then take the car back. Just give me some time and I will come to search for water. In order to make it easier to distribute, I will get some of this water. This way the poor can drink tap water and mineral springs. Water. Professors and researchers drink pure water. If it rains, go back to look for the dragon. I don’t care about this.”

The guard asked seriously: "Are you serious?"

Zifeng nodded: "Yes, but we need you to distribute the money according to the commune. Don't worry, the management is enough. At most, you can work overtime, print various tickets, and pay off the debt."

The guard nodded, and Zifeng calmly bought water in the suicidal system. She directly went to the mall and pinned a message: To order water, please make a reservation directly.

Zifeng called the Death System to help issue a reservation request: One Billion Points Mineral Water, which requires a normal bottle with the words "mineral water" on it, without the brand name. Note: 600 ml, 1.5 liters, 5 liters, 20 liters; One Billion Points pure water requires a normal bottle with the words mineral water on it, without the brand name. Note: 600 ml, 1.5 liters, 5 liters, 20 liters; one billion points tap water, 20 cubic meters of water, 50 cubic meters of water, 100 cubic meters of water.

The system is very considerate and provides containers for storing tap water, so when she arrives in the capital, the water is basically in place.