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Han Zifeng was silent for a moment, and then continued: "The soul turned into the three pure beings, and the body also formed the twelve ancestral witches of the witch clan. Another theory is that the stupid big guy just poked the sky and looked at everything in the world. Growth. As for your side, wait." She felt it and said, "Hey, I remember what happened in the textbook. Well, your Pangu's body is like a mountain and a river."

"Okay, second lesson, Nuwa mends the sky." As she said that, she turned into Nuwa and said: "Look at me like this, everyone is called Nuwa, no matter what color they are. They are all from the second lesson. , The only problem is that I am a black person, even if I am a lunatic who specializes in killing people and stealing goods, I am not a black person. "

All the children listening to the class said they were a little sweaty, no, as they were talking, how could they tell themselves to summon this crazy person? Zifeng said calmly: "Nuwa's achievement, pinching people, um, means that you humans are all made of clay. Of course, the clay is clay with spiritual power. Of course, the setting of pinching people is limited to Yellow people, that’s why your skin is yellow. Of course, in our eyes, the white ones are from freezing and the black ones are from the sun. It has nothing to do with our craftsmanship. As for those who don’t look like humans, it’s just us. It’s a work of internship.”

A group of people sighed, so they summoned an intern Nuwa, and Zifeng curiously asked Wu Qi next to him: "By the way, in the past two thousand years, the world was still normal, so how did you destroy the world? "

Wu Qi wanted to ask: "Are you Liu Zifeng?"

Zifeng nodded and said: "Yes, yes, I called that name when I came here. By the way, where is my shield?"

Wu Qi wiped his sweat, he should be lucky, he learned history really well. So he quickly said: "First of all, your era has been five hundred years, and I have to drag you to protect me. Originally, we were still very powerful at that time, but fifty years ago, some Westerners suddenly came to this world. Gods, I don’t know what means they used to destroy China’s civilization in one fell swoop. If it hadn’t been for your arrival, we, we, we would have been exterminated.”

Zifeng scratched her head and comforted: "Don't cry, don't cry, I'll make a claim first. Since I'm here, what you have to do now is to pray to those broken gods. Don't think about it."

As soon as she finished speaking, she heard an arrogant voice: "You little bitch, how dare you deduct your arrogance."

Zifeng pulled it out directly, wiped the god's neck with it, grabbed the god's godhead in his hand, and crushed it with a snap. With another wave of his hand, the god's body was also broken. Zifeng's anger level was full for a moment, and she turned into the Dharma Realm and roared at the sky: "You really think that there is no one in China, right? You little brats are really crazy!"

The students in the audience were all trembling, and one of them whispered: "Why do I feel like facing my mother who wants to whip me?"

Zifeng replied in a good mood: "Nuwa is called the Holy Mother of the human race, isn't she your mother? No problem."

A group of classmates nodded, as if there was no problem, forget it, if people say there is no problem, then there is no problem. Zifeng knows that this world is actually full of gods and Buddhas. Before Zifeng could speak, he heard a mechanical voice saying: "The Star Kingdom, the Tiao Kingdom, the Mi Kingdom, the Japanese Kingdom, and the Asian Kingdom jointly launched a challenge to the Chinese Kingdom and challenged the Chinese god Nuwa."

Zifeng rolled his eyes and said: "What a stupid thing, you can't challenge me. Without me, this day would have been long ago!" Let me give you the third history lesson: "Nuwa patched up the sky, and there were more creatures on the earth." , it was inevitable that there would be a fight, and a group of heartless people broke the Tianzhu. As a result, my sister Nuwa could only collect the time from all over the place, refine stones to mend the sky, and plug the holes in the sky, so that the mountains and rivers on the ground Only rivers can restore the balance of this world.”

Her eyes lit up and she said, "You must have found me!" As she said that, she disappeared out of thin air in front of everyone and appeared in front of a ball of light. Zifeng went up and stabbed her.

The entire Blue Star heard a cry: "Ah!~"

Zifeng happily packed the light ball, clicked Recycle directly, and entered the chat group consciously to ask: "First, show me, what happened to recycle the past? Come to my mission world to cause trouble, he is a machine just like you. sound.”

First, the entire half-cut light ball looked fearful, and it said feebly: "No, why are you provoking her?"

That aperture was angry, so a sentence popped up in the chat group: "Origin of the Wa clan, can you just take care of your crazy Nu Wa?!"

The origin of the Wa tribe: "Zai Zai, did you chop down that origin?"

The origin of the first system: "It is the origin of the mechanical system. You can call it the No. 9 origin world."

Zifeng: "Damn it, the world that I worked so hard to find will be destroyed if you and the others say it. Take my job. Believe it or not, I will curse you! It's okay for you to help the West." Those disgusting things are bullying the Chinese people, and even if they don’t kill you, it won’t be enough for the people to be angry.”

The origin of the Wa tribe said: "Wait a minute, the world you came back to after all your hard work?"

Zifeng ignored her sister and opened her mouth to say: "First of all, you sold me fake goods and you have to pay for it!"

System 1: "Wait a minute, please explain in detail what a fake is?"

Zifeng replied calmly: "I just got the protective cover you gave me. After accepting the summons, the first news was that it was broken! Isn't that a fake, even though this thing is five hundred years old? , but the bad things are bad, so I took it out to pay for it.”

The Wa tribe is the first to laugh. This thinking is indeed the style of her crazy Nuwa. System 1: "Wait, wait, five hundred years in middle age, you can't be corrupt!!"

Zifeng said happily: "No matter what, for me, if something is taken out and turned over, it will be broken!"

Cang Wang Yuanyuan: "I said weakly, first of all, you should pay the compensation. After the compensation, you can find the money from Jiujiu. The cover was removed by Jiujiu. By the way, I support Zaizai going crazy this time. Damn it, you think I’m easy to bully, right? I don’t care, Zaizai, it’s mine to tear it down!”

Zifeng complained: "Look, look, you are the result of bullying the honest people. You are so damn ready to destroy others. It is normal for others to break their jars and break them, right? What do you think the ninth one is?" , Is it due to cutting? "

The origin of the Wa tribe: "This~! I don't care, my Zaizai, yes, the first one is to lose money, hahaha."