System experience officer

Han Zifeng calmly patted Bei Kongming's chest and said, "Get ready to get married, and I'll run away after I'm married. Since Xiliang Princess came here to make things difficult for me, it shouldn't be a problem for me to go to Xiliang to fight swords. Fighting with the sword, the wine and the sword fairy, riding a horse on the battlefield. It’s not more exciting than a house fight, so why bother to make fun of me?”

Bei Kongming staggered, this idea is very Shangguan, after all, Shangguan Wu also has the same temperament, when he has time to play with the officialdom, hold a sword, and be stupid, isn't he good?

Zifeng calmly added another sentence: "I don't believe it, that poor princess can use a country as a dowry to seek the prince of a big country, she really regards herself as a character."

Bei Kongming calmly passed the knife and said, "Okay, come and take a country as your dowry!"

Zifeng said disgustedly: "As far as the horse is now, it will go back and forth every one or two years, is it realistic?"

Bei Kongming made up the knife again: "So, you thought about it, right? Right?"

Zifeng nodded calmly: "I have really thought about it, but only temporarily, time does not allow." The group of people was speechless again.Princess Xiliang arrived five days later, including Zifeng, who was asked to have a banquet in the palace.Zifeng was in a super good mood, and went to torture the imperial chefs, making them play different tricks and asking them to cook delicious food.

Not to mention the secret operation of Immortal Linhua, the chef quickly produced pizza, steak, hot pot, barbecue, roast duck, etc., which are all rare things in later generations, enough to bully the old antiques now, hehehe.

Besides, Princess Xiliang entered the city, the ostentation was really big enough, Zifeng didn't think too much about it, looking at the Bailianhua System Mall, she happily bought a copy of Flick of Fingers, and even bought a copy of Yujianshu, Relying on Immortal Lin Hua, he refined the medicine pot again and turned it into a wine gourd.

The new demon refining pot was directly changed into a fortune pot, which could not only condense spiritual liquid, but also condense spiritual wine, and even store things.Linhua Immortal Venerable gave this experiencer who got more and more erratic as he played more and more, as a gift of a spirit sword, Qingfeng, and a Pegasus horse, so the child can play as he pleases.

The things in the shopping mall can be purchased after purchase. Zifeng happily picked up stones, and started throwing stones according to Princess Xiliang's car. After three stones fell, Princess Xiliang's car was already cracked. What made everyone deeply puzzled was that the Xiliang princess's actions were full of pregnancy.

how to say?She leaned halfway on the car, caressing her belly with her hands, eyes full of excitement, Zifeng thought about it and said to Bei Kongming who was beside him: "Call the imperial doctor to see, you don't want to be a father. This Xiliang is bullying us. Is there anyone?"

Beikong's bright face is also very dark. If he really wants to be a father, then Xiliang really doesn't need to stay.After seeing the excitement, they immediately left home and returned to the palace. After all, Princess Xiliang had already named Bei Kongming, so as in-laws, Shangguan Wu also wanted to come.

Zifeng and this princess of Xiliang entered the palace with both feet, and the princess of Xiliang greeted the emperor very politely: "Princess Tuna Qingba of Xiliang, I have met His Majesty Da Lin." She used the bosom hug, but Zifeng didn't like her, a stone hit her knee.

She said angrily, "Are people in Xiliang so rude? Don't you know the etiquette to kneel down when you see the emperor? Foolish people."

Tuna Qingba looked at Zifeng unkindly and asked: "Who are you? You dare to be so rude to me, you should also kneel down and salute me when you see me."

Zifeng was not used to it either, so she came up to look at Tuna Qingba with just one mouth, and replied calmly: "Third concubine, you concubine, where do you have the courage to devour the lord? Son, say, you will die if you are my emperor? This is Da Lin, your foreign princess, how can you be so self-confident and poor? Kneel you, are you worthy? Also, the royal blood is the royal blood, it is no problem if you want to enter the palace, first ask the imperial doctor to cut the pulse , you can’t raise wild children for other countries, right? If you can’t, just punch the stomach twice to ensure that there is no residue. Seeing that this product is also for the sake of the princess, you can stay if you stay. Anyway, the princess of a foreign country does not leave any children. Yeah, it's not that important, is it?"

Tuna Qingba said in an atmosphere: "Are you too jealous?"

Zifeng replied: "That's none of your business? You are a concubine, if you dare to become a concubine, you must be prepared to be retaliated by the wife? This is a question of IQ, don't tell me that you are a matriarchal society, abuse of education is not a matrilineal society." Reasonable reasons from society, Da Lin really does not hesitate to break his shoes."

After she finished speaking, she didn't forget to ask: "System, can you scan it, is there a baby in this guy's belly?"

Immortal Lin Hua was speechless, but he still said, "Twins."

She did not forget to make up the knife: "My dear, can't you add a scanning function? It is roughly the same as the scanning function of the mind. Every system can have it. You can refer to the one in the mechanical world to directly scan out the basic attributes, pregnancy, Diseases and other issues should not be difficult for immortals like you, right?"

What can Immortal Lin Hua say: "Good idea, the magic reform is in progress."

Zifeng looked at Tuna Qingba and said: "Tsk tsk tsk, what about the twins, how much does your sister Xiliang look down on the Dalin royal family? Buy one get two free, emperor, this kind of broken shoes that stick upside down really can't be a wife? Concubine It’s all about your generosity! Xiliang really doesn’t look down on us, Da Lin. I’m so afraid that you will lose your children and grandchildren, and you will give pregnant women and relatives as gifts. Emperor, if you can’t do it, let’s destroy this unscrupulous country. It's a disgusting person!"

The emperor was also so angry that he really called the imperial doctor to come over to take the pulse. As a result, at least there was a baby who could be sure, and it was guaranteed for three months, which was extremely embarrassing.Even envoys who make peace with each other are embarrassing and unnecessary.

Zifeng sneered: "Emperor, this is asking us Da Lin to raise children for them. This is a bad intention. That's it. I've been a concubine for many months. Anyway, it's a marriage. What the hell is it to buy one and get two free?" ?Emperor, your old man's face is stepped on the ground and rubbed, rubbed, and once is not enough for two times, and twice is not enough for three times, can you really bear it? You agree with this princess, right? Ask us to downgrade, I really don't have a problem, can you hold on to your old face? The key is to raise wild children for others, or to raise them as the crown prince. This is whether you use one soldier or one soldier. It's justifiable. ah."

The envoys didn't dare anymore, this blame is really unbearable, it will kill people.But is Zifeng a person who is used to others?Obviously not.The envoy said: "This girl, how can you trust me in the golden palace?"

Zifeng answered directly: "You also know that you are bullying the king, so what's the point? Drag it out and cut it off, and send the head back. You Xiliang dare to be the first grader, so it's normal for us to kill you? Take this Shameless princess, cut open your stomach and let the emperor see how shameless your own princess is. You are all out to scheme against our country, and you are still used to treating us as fools, right? In our case By the way, your princess is going to be sunk in the pond, soaked in the pig cage. Pooh, phew, phew."