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Li Shimin was silent. What could he say? It could only be a matter of opinion. He waved his hand and told the imperial guards to throw the fortune teller to the Qintian Prison. Zifeng also waved his hand, and the Dragon King of Jinghe thanked him decently and left.

Han Zifeng happily hugged Li Shimin's shoulders and said: "I think you are quite comfortable in the Tang Dynasty, but those bald donkeys actually said that killing here is so greedy that it is like hell on earth, and asked you to worship Buddha and learn scriptures, tsk tsk tsk, tsk tsk tsk, This is people's purgatory. I really don't know what to call a city full of monsters and people eating meat. Also, little people, we are Taoists, and people don't say good things to you. Why are you so upset? What?"

"Little common people, there is a saying in later generations. All religious beliefs contribute to the imperial power. You are the one who becomes the emperor. If you are obedient, forget it. If you are not obedient, you will be dragged out and beaten. Beaten. It's not easy to use, just chop it up and it's done. The whole family is prepared for that kind of people. Just like Qin Shihuang, drag out those religious propagandists who are forced to do nothing, and burn books to embarrass Confucianism. Hmmmm .”

Li Shimin is a wise man. After hearing this, his eyes suddenly lit up. Zifeng smiled evilly. I'll see how you bald guys can behave with this method! At this time, the six saints in the sky all covered their faces and said: "Nuwa, take care of it, take care of it."

Nuwa calmly replied: "You can bear with it. This child is still reasonable. When she becomes unreasonable, I will be beaten. She is the psychotic version of our Wa family. Let her play as she likes." It has nothing to do with me, hehehe."

Taishang Laojun asked: "What is your relationship?"

Nuwa replied: "My cousin is like that. Hint: The knife in her hand kills people without causality. They are a group of people who pay attention to those who can chat. If they can't talk, they will chop them down, and then enslave us to pinch them again."

The other five saints said: Yes, I understand completely.

Everyone sighed, feeling that this wave is going to be pornographic, but it is Sanqing. Hey, this wave is fun. Leader Tongtian asked doubtfully: "Your relatives don't seem to like monks." He also looked at Jie Yin and Zhunti provocatively.

Nuwa spread her hands: "The Nuwa in that group have all kinds of weird personalities, some are annoying, it really depends on their mood. Now that this girl is here, no matter how she looks, she will look the same." She pointed to the sky and said: "The one on top will probably be hacked when Master comes. They have always been like, if you can't kill them, they will kill the enemy. I warned you."

Sanqing fully expressed his understanding. There are many things that can be involved here! Now the first stage of Journey to the West is already a bit difficult to open. Sanqing and Nuwa both expressed that they were not in a hurry. As for where to pick them up, it was none of their business.

Jie Yin and Zhunti frowned, knowing full well that this journey to the west was in full hell mode. Zifeng happily ran to find Huasheng Temple. What made her more unhappy was that there was no Huasheng Temple, but there was a Jinguang Temple nearby, and there must be someone named Jiang Liu'er in it.

Zifeng thought of Tang Seng's father, Chen Guangrui, who was the number one scholar after all. Zifeng happily ran to ask Li Shimin: "In your thirteenth year, there was a number one scholar named Chen Huarui, with a similar name. Tang Seng is his son."

What can Li Shimin say? Ma Liu's investigation is over. Li Shimin asked: "What result do you want?"

Zifeng said happily: "That means eating Tang Monk's meat can lead to immortality. That's what Buddhism says. But here's the problem. Tang Monk's mother gnawed his toes and didn't say that he would live forever. You can put these things first This matter has been dealt with. When Monk Tang comes, let’s first ask these people how to deal with the quilt, which can be regarded as giving face to Buddhism.”

What can Li Shimin say? That's it, it's not a big deal anyway. According to Zifeng, he was still the number one scholar, and he investigated the matter in minutes and arrested Wen Jiao, Liu Hong, and Li Biao. Put him in prison first and wait for Tang Monk to appear.

Although this beginning is embarrassing, what can Buddhism say? We must continue, otherwise if the update is interrupted, they will cry without finding the right tune. Based on the principle that it was boring at the beginning, Zifeng actually went to Nuwa Palace to play, and she didn't forget to go to Tiangong to grab a wave of peaches.

Zifeng also asked Tongtian Cult Leader to come over and talk about ten yuan. Tongtian Cult Leader was confused: "Little sister, what do you want to do?"

Zifeng said to the leader of Tongtian: "Why, anyway, your Jiejiao has become like this. Let's go have fun. If you don't follow us to cause trouble, I'll catch the little demon and come over to play."

Leader Tongtian was curious: "What do you want to do?"

Zifeng said happily: "Tang Monk meat, although you can't live forever, you can eat it. It will be fun to find a Taoist priest to lead the army to obtain scriptures."

Nuwa slapped her head and covered her face. Sure enough, this crazy girl came here to cause trouble? Nuwa said speechlessly: "Little sister, please control yourself."

Zifeng said calmly: "No, no, no, I'm just here to ruin Journey to the West."

Nuwa rolled her eyes and didn't want to speak for a moment. Leader Tongtian: "How do you want to play?"

Zifeng thought about it and said, "Is your second son reliable? I don't seem to have many people under my command!"

Leader Tongtian: "It's okay, my second brother can also help."

Zifeng thought about it and said, "Okay, my request here is very simple. I'll protect the Jinghe family. If you want to die, you can find another one. Don't bully others too much. The key is, they are dragons, Long Ye, anyway Is it appropriate to leave a trace of blood to others, not even sparing the last little son? Also, Brother Monkey, the little monkey is already in a miserable state, but you are still halfway through, and it is too much. Sister Wa, please inform me All the monsters on the road, this wave of waiting for others to change their play, directly activate the killing mode, run full, and kill them all. Anyway, they are the mounts of your gods and Buddhas in the sky, and they will die as soon as they die, and they will be used as food rations."

Leader Tongtian looked back at Nuwa, who spread her hands and said: "They are black people, and they have this code of conduct. I didn't tell you, the most I can do is chop them all to death, and then I will slowly pinch them again."

The leader of Tongtian didn't want to talk anymore, so he threw this topic directly to his two eldest brothers. Unsurprisingly, Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace exploded, and the original Tianzun couldn't calm down, so they both hurried to Nuwa Palace.

After Zifeng expressed her request calmly, she said seriously: "I will protect the monkey. The remaining ones are Jinghe Dragon King, Miao Jie, Xiao Bailong, and Scorpion Spirit. And the one who eats children must die. The rest The next thing is that Shituoling must be cleaned up quickly, and the rest is free for you to play by yourself."

Everyone is ashamed, but okay, okay. This girl says there are rules and regulations, so it's easy to do things. After all, as long as they are not anxious, they can play whatever they want, so it is already very simple for them.