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A group of people looked speechless. It was obvious that he was not in Gaolaozhuang, but in Yunzhan Cave. What could a group of people say? Ao Lie took a trip and saw that there was no one in Yunzhan Cave, so he just posted a note at the entrance of the cave: Gao Laozhuang, report quickly.

He came back and told everyone: "There is no one in Yunzhan Cave. I left a note for someone."

A group of people nodded, and Sun Wukong asked: "What do you want this guy to do?"

Zifeng replied: "Pigs have been the first vegetable since ancient times. So what do you mean? If it doesn't work, just stew it and eat the meat. By the way, monkey, why don't you go and ask the little people for a cook. This time We really need a cook on the way."

Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong were both speechless. Is this really okay? However, a few people in the human team raised their hands weakly and said, "Well, if your requirements are not particularly high, we can still suit you."

Zifeng asked curiously: "Are you the army cooks?"

A few people nodded, and Zifeng nodded and said: "Yeah, as long as someone cooks, I will make it not too unpalatable. Next, there are so many ingredients, it is not delicious and it is a waste of ingredients!" A group of people ordered. Dot, this means you have to eat it, is it really okay?

Everyone who pays attention to this place is sweating. They always feel that the situation on this journey to the west will become more and more weird, so they all bring the chef with them and prepare to eat. Zhu Ganglie came over very quickly. After all, there was a high possibility that he would be treated like a dish.

Zifeng asked: "What's going on with your family now?"

Zhu Ganglie said: "Apart from my wife's disdain for me being a pig, she is very satisfied with the rest. I really don't want to learn from my experience."

Zifeng asked calmly: "You go on strike. Believe it or not, some of the people above will come down and beat you. Forget it. If you leave, you still have to follow. At most, you can come back when you have time to let off steam. You can't go too far. You still have to follow those who dare. In other words, If you don't feel tired, just carry your wife on your back, it's not like you haven't done it before."

After Zhu Ganglie discussed it with Gao Yuanwai, he happily carried Gao Cuilan on his back, leaving everyone around him speechless. Zixiao asked: "No, no, is this really good? Taking my wife on the road?"

Zifeng replied: "Whoever has a daughter-in-law will take care of her. If it doesn't work, just fly back and leave her at home." A group of people were speechless. Let's just leave it like this. Anyway, Journey to the West has been ruined by the game. They really are, of course. One day as a monk, one day as a clock.

A group of people came to Futu Mountain, where Zen Master Wuchao was giving lectures, but this unlucky guy was surrounded by a group of people. When a group of Taoist priests saw a monk, they said nothing, just beat him to death. After all, this Zen Master Wuchao, obviously It's a bird!

Fortunately, although this guy is just a small Golden Crow, his professional skill of running away is still very professional. I feel that these guys really want to eat it. They don't even memorize the book. If they leave the original scripture, they will be like the wind. Run.

Zifeng asked weakly: "Monkey, can't you catch that bird?"

Sun Wukong followed Douyun, and happily carried the golden crow back. He proved with his strength that he could catch the bird. A group of people were eager to stew the bird again. The Golden Crow whimpered and endured it for a long time before saying, "How can you let me go?"

Zifeng said calmly: "We just plan to eat the bird!" Everyone nodded in unison, yes, they just wanted to eat the roasted bird.

The Golden Crow said weakly: "What, can I catch some other birds for you?" A group of people were thinking.

Zifeng said leisurely: "We seem to have reported that this wave of killing mode, all caught are snacks, eh, no problem." A group of people also nodded, eh, no problem. Jin Wu looked at the group of people and trembled.

It asked doubtfully: "Why do I feel that I have been deceived by Tathagata? Deceived?"

Zi Feng calmly added: "You've obviously been deceived. Who can do this? I have to be someone who can take the blame. I have to make it clear that I have a grudge against you! We have said hello in advance, and we are ready to eat and drink together. If you continue to have fun, you will die on your own, and you deserve to be roasted." A group of people nodded.

Jinwu was so sad, Jinwu whined, and Zifeng added another blow: "Look, you are almost in the pot, and no one has come to redeem you. It is indeed extra food!" A group of people nodded again.

The black bear spirit also added: "Why do you feel that all the monks are liars?"

Actually, it was a bit unfair to Guanyin. It was entirely because Guanyin didn't pay attention to the follow-up and was still angry with Elder Jinchi. Remember, the little Golden Crow was really thrown into the pot. In the end, Nuwa couldn't stand it anymore. Come on, this Golden Crow redeemed herself.

Little Golden Crow, wuwuwu, these people are too scary. I won’t play with them anymore. It’s safer to go back to the Demon Clan Empress. It just had a beautiful idea, but after seeing Zifeng in Nuwa Palace and having its hair plucked to make a crown, it wanted to cry even more.

Nuwa said: "Be patient, be patient, the hair can grow back when it's bald." Little Golden Crow, whining, whining, being bullied, whining. The group of pilgrims looked at Zifeng, who had a crown made of Golden Crow feathers on his head, and all silently sympathized with Little Golden Crow. It was miserable, it was really miserable.

A group of people continued to move forward. When they came to Huangfengling, the rats here had already withdrawn. Now there was no hair on the entire mountain, except for a cave. The group suddenly felt very desolate.

Zifeng raised her head and roared: "Since the local one has run away, can't you guys give me a backup?" With her voice, it is certain that the three realms and six realms are silent, are they just saying that they want to fight monsters?

Under strong request, the Jade Emperor threw Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Er away, and Zifeng said: "You two are late." After the two unlucky children were beaten, they still needed to provide food for the little guy.

The next day, the two brothers happily and shamelessly sent these murderous people away. They also completed their temporary mission and went home. When he came to Liusha River, here was Sha Seng. The problem was that he came out to beat Tang Seng, but when he saw a group of children with unkind expressions, he suddenly felt that he had come out in the wrong way.

This honest kid really chose to go back and come out all over again, but he was still eager to beat the warriors who wanted to beat him. He threw away the Zen staff and said calmly: "I surrender."

Zifeng took the pot and said, "I want fish!"

Sha Monk looked at his own quicksand river and asked calmly: "Sister, there is only sand down there, are you sure there can be fish in it?"

Zifeng said disgustedly: "What do you usually eat?"

Sha Monk came and said honestly: "Drink from the northwest wind."

Zifeng suddenly felt sympathy, this guy is really miserable! Zifeng pulled Ao Lie and introduced this guy: "You two are really brothers and sisters. One smashed a luminous pearl, and the other smashed a glass cup. One was trapped in the river and there was nothing to eat, and the other was trapped in the sand. How about catching a dragon? Come over and get it patched up.”