System experience officer

Han Zifeng asked: "What about me? There is no cat in Cowherd and Weaver Girl, right?"

Fairy tale system: "Oh, you are the number one onlooker party for thousands of years, ten thousand years." Zifeng's mouth twitched before saying: "About the plot, now is the first wave, the Weaver Girl of the Jade Emperor's family thinks of the mortal world; the second wave is the Ming Dynasty Towards the left and right, the two of them renewed their relationship; the last wave of modern society. This time, you just need to survive the three waves safely."

Zifeng was very suspicious: "No, how come they have been living together for three lifetimes? Weren't they dragged out of the Tianhe River by the Queen Mother in their first lifetime? What the hell are those three lifetimes?"

The fairy tale system said: "So you can just play whatever you want."

Zifeng always found that this task was really, really embarrassing.Look at his tail, oh, he is a normal meow, so Zifeng said angrily: "Dear, give me the coordinates of a fixed point!"

The fairy tale system calmly marked out that Zifeng looked like he was taking a small step to find the Cowherd to play with. After all, according to the plan, the Weaver Girl had not come down yet, so for the time being, the only one who qualified for the shit shoveling officer was the Cowherd.

She strolled over and looked at Niulang's home. Zifeng sighed, if for no other reason than she was too poor.It's almost like living and eating with a bull demon. I feel that this child is miserable.

When he came to the Cowherd, he followed the Cowherd's feet and climbed onto the guy's shoulders. In a matter of seconds, he said two words: Dislike.

No wonder the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor despise him. She doesn't despise him either. He has no chance of cultivating immortality at all. Even among mortals, he is destined to die for eternity and is a rotten person.

She sent a message to the bull demon next to her: "Brother Niu, what do you think? How do you think you would find a fairy for such a rotten person?"

The farm cow next to him glanced at the little black cat in surprise and said, "Oh, this kid is so bad anyway, wouldn't it be disgusting to leave him to the Jade Emperor?"

Zifeng immediately covered his face, really trying to disgust the Jade Emperor?Then the bull demon asked again: "Kitten, are you lost?" Zifeng tilted his head and scratched his face, acting cute.The bull demon was speechless. Obviously, this cat had nowhere to go.He asked: "Kitten, do you think this guy can afford you?"

Zifeng nodded seriously and said, "Can't afford it? How do you survive until now?"

Bull Demon: "I'll raise him."

Zifeng Diandian remained silent, yes, cows eat grass and cats eat meat, so do you still have to forage by yourself?Hey, being a meow is so difficult.

Seeing the kitten's complaint, the Cowherd asked: "Kitten, are you hungry?"

Zifeng nodded seriously. The Cowherd took out a pancake from his arms. Zifeng scratched it with his paws in confusion. "Hmm, it's almost sparks." Zifeng asked with a questioning look on his face: "Is this really edible?"

The Cowherd was embarrassed, but he still soaked the dough and handed it to the kitten. What he got was a few contemptuous looks, and then the kitten ran away.Cowherd was embarrassed to eat the noodles, while Zifeng began to study what would be better to eat.

After a while, she found a rabbit that was several times bigger than her. Zifeng said, "Yeah, that's good." She showed a fingernail and sealed the rabbit's throat. Then she happily ran to the rabbit hole and found that there was another rabbit in the hole. Big rabbit, a litter of rabbits.

Zifeng happily packed up and dragged the loot back to find the Cowherd. The Cowherd roasted the rabbit with great discernment.Zifeng was happy to get two rabbit legs. Not to mention, cats have small appetites, so they would be full with just one rabbit leg. Zifeng also gave the remaining legs to the cow demon.

As for the other parts, they all belong to the Cowherd. The Cow Demon also ordered to raise the rabbits and give birth to a few litters, and there will be endless rabbits to eat.Zifeng disliked Niulang's home, so she went to Niulang's house and found a place to practice.

After all, she is of the Nuwa bloodline, so she can practice very quickly, so the bull demon looks at the kitten that breaks through every day, with black lines all over her face. She, the bull demon, has practiced for thousands of years and has not transformed into a human being, but the meow in front of her... In just one year, she was struck by lightning and turned into a cat-eared girl.

Just looking at myself, with my little hands and feet, I feel a little depressed!It’s better to become a meow, Lao Niu felt, completely doubting how life could be ruined?Zifeng also received an invitation from Tiangong, asking her to ascend during the day. Zifeng happily took out her own knife and cut down the ascension passage of Tiangong in one go.

Zifeng pointed at the sky and cursed: "Fuck you, I'm playing with my mother, you guys are playing with yours, if you dare to be mean, I will make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and let you know who the little king is. Huh, get out of here, mother. , don’t be idle.”

The bull demon looked at an unhappy kitten speechlessly. The bull demon asked: "Kitten, what's wrong?"

Zifeng replied with disgust: "The Jade Emperor in the sky is too mean. What do you think of asking me to fly to the heavenly official? You are really not afraid of being cursed, right? The sky is full of gods and Buddhas, and there are less than ten people who dare to take care of me. He counts. A bird."

The bull demon said speechlessly: "Blow, kitten, you are really good at blowing."

Zifeng directly transformed into the true form of Nuwa and said: "Although I am not the Nuwa who mends the sky in your family, I am definitely the No. 1 quasi-sage. Ah, the number one quasi-sage cat. If you want to become a saint, you can become a saint. It all depends on your mood, he is the Jade Emperor, at the level of his junior disciple, why should he ask me to work for you and find ways to cheat?"

The bull demon rolled his eyes and didn't want to speak for a moment. The Jade Emperor, who had been staring at this place, didn't want to speak either. Even Taishang Laojun's clone turned to the Jade Emperor in disgust and said: "Your Majesty, don't do it, otherwise I will come over." , I can only get beaten, this black cat is crazy."

Jade Emperor: "Wait a minute, Laojun, what does crazy mean?"

Taishang Laojun: "Well, Hei Nuwa, even our mother-in-law can only be beaten unjustly."

The Jade Emperor suddenly realized that something was a bit serious. He asked, "Laojun, what do we need to do?"

Taishang Laojun thought about it, called Shunfeng Er and asked: "What was that cat demon scolding down there before?"

Shunfeng Er calmly repeated the story, Taishang Laojun touched his beard and said: "Ahem, it seems that the cat has some thoughts about the bull demon below and the man next to the bull demon. Let's just follow and watch the fun, okay? If you don’t fight head-on, you won’t fight head-on.”

At this time, Zifeng rolled his eyes to the sky, patted the bull demon on the shoulder and said: "I support finding a fairy for that fool. Huh, you are disgusting to death. By the way, this Jade Emperor of yours is being raped. Is Jiang Shan cursed? Otherwise, if my daughter is fine, then Sifan will?"

Niu Yao was silent for a long time and said, "I don't know about this, but according to Jiang Ziya, he is now holding a list of gods, and he is one level higher than the supervisor."

Zifeng asked: "How can he beat the Jade Emperor?"

Niu Yao spread his hands and said, "I don't know about that."

Zifeng asked again: "Where is the list of gods? You can definitely steal it and play!"

The bull demon immediately ran away. This kid must be a bit crazy. He asked weakly: "Don't you think this idea is very bad?"