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The five people were chatting happily, and the Jade Emperor was so angry that his face turned black. But when faced with Xiao Qi's appearance of killing five males at once, he wanted to know what his own Xiao Qi was thinking.

The Jade Emperor spoke: "Are you just watching the excitement?"

Han Zifeng replied: "After we came back from Lingshan, we found that your Xiaoqi has reached V5." The Jade Emperor was even more speechless. Is this what God said?

Several other people watched the fun happily. The Jade Emperor pondered for a long time and asked: "Where is Xiao Qi now?"

Zifeng said with disdain: "Being a prostitute on behalf of others is quite appropriate. It's totally a waste of money."

The Jade Emperor nodded, what else could he say, and asked people to go down and catch the dishonorable Xiao Qi. Zifeng touched his chin and suddenly added: "Well, have you forgotten? It seems that seven girls are equal to one." If you have a lot of sons-in-law, what will the other ones accomplish? Little old man, it’s so easy for you to lose face!"

The Jade Emperor was silent again, and asked the Heavenly Soldiers to watch the other ladies and not to go down to the realm at will. Then, after a check, it was very good, not one of them was left, and they all ran away. What could the Jade Emperor say? Roaring: "Go get the princess back!"

Zifeng hehehe, snickering, took out Yue Lao's marriage book and looked at it, her first sentence was: "Old man, you have been drinking again, what is the situation with these princesses' blossoming marriages. "

Jade Emperor, death gaze. Yue Lao scratched his head, looked over in confusion, and was also shocked: "No, what's the situation, why do they all have to go through the love tribulation?"

The Jade Emperor grinded his teeth and asked, "Yue Lao, what's going on?"

Yue Lao replied directly: "I really have to ask you, how did you teach me? One or two people, this is too fancy, no, why are there still people who rob civilian girls here?"

Zifeng happily lay down in Jiang Run's arms, smiling. She really couldn't stand up straight. Sure enough, she felt that there was something wrong with the Jade Emperor's teachings, so it was a normal operation.

This time, even Pan Xuan's eyes when he looked at the Jade Emperor became strange. He always felt that the Jade Emperor lacked education. Thinking this way, he asked the cat Zifeng: "Do you think that the Jade Emperor lacks education?"

Zifeng directly finished the attack: "Have you forgotten the Queen Mother? Is it the responsibility of an old woman to teach children? Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, such a daughter, I don't know how green the little old man's head must be, I'm really not afraid AIDS!”

Jiang Run: "Hey, hey, hey, they are gods. Even if there is such a disease, don't they still have miracle doctors? They can't die."

Zifeng: "So, I can't die anyway, how boring would it be if I didn't do it?" Zhun Tou asked Pan Xuan: "Uncle, how many wives have you made and how many have you killed?"

Panxuan’s question mark, question mark, question mark, is he completely single? Zifeng pointed at Panxuan again and continued to laugh: "Hahaha, hahahaha..."

Jiang Run petted the cat calmly and gave the Jade Emperor a knife: "Your family is really a joke!"

The Jade Emperor felt very shameless, really shameless. Zifeng had laughed enough and happily looked at the marriage book. Yeah, yeah, it’s really only crazier, not the craziest. Zifeng counted more: "The boss: one, two, three, four, four rotten peach blossoms; the second child, one, two, uh-huh five flowers; the third brother, uh-huh, this good boy actually kidnapped Nezha, What a pedophile! Hey, he's only three, and he has a dragon. He's not afraid of Nezha cramping his tendons and peeling off his skin. The fourth child, wow, wow, wow, there are demons, demons, ghosts, and monks, what a complete variety! There are nine in total.”

"Lao Wu, one, two, three...Five, okay, fortunately they are all mortals and immortals, they are still normal templates; Lao Six, wow, they are all small animals, foxes, phoenixes, dragons, people , wolf, cow, fairy, yes, twelve, warriors."

Pan Xuan thought for a moment and said, "I think the Jade Emperor should be replaced. This would also destroy the three views."

Zifeng raised her paw: "I agree too! This daughter of the Jade Emperor is too unruly. She really needs to be replaced."

Tongtian thought about it and said, "Speaking of which, I wonder if Tathagata will come to grab the God List. I heard that the collision between the God List and the God Whip can make all the gods on the God List submit to the one who takes the God Whip."

Zifeng touched his chin with his paw and said, "Do you want to snatch Jiang Ziya? No, what's going on with Guang Tathagata?"

Tongtian: "The divine whip is in the hands of Tathagata, so Jiang Ziya will be thrown into the mortal world. By the way, how did he, an old man, play with the little princess?"

Zifeng replied: "What the hell, he's a handsome old man, not a little old man at all, okay?" He tilted his head and added calmly: "He's more handsome than you Sandu. Hmm."

The three friends expressed that they were very unhappy, but if they think about which of their neighbors, well, well, they were a little handsomer than them, after all, these three, Tongtian, were in a handsome and ruffian state, and they mainly focused on being cool; Jiang Run is a strong man, with a macho feel. After all, he is Brother Bing, so he looks like a strong man among the zombies in Pangu Holy Land. The main character is Wei Guangzheng; Pan Xuan is the representative of domineering, and the main character is that I am the best in the world.

Jiang Ziya now looks like a popular little star, and his main character is a delicate and fragile person. It's really incomparable to a few uncles. Don't mention it, the uncle is really at a disadvantage!

The four of them were whispering to each other, but it was the Jade Emperor whose eyes suddenly lit up when he heard about the list of gods. Although the four of them were chatting about them, they all felt that the Jade Emperor had been tricked, so they happily went down to take a look. A few fairies are crazy.

The Jade Emperor asked Li Jing and Yang Jian to lead people down to the lower world and capture all seven princesses. The result is still very gratifying, and Tianting’s face feels like there is nothing he can do about it.

The Heavenly Soldiers were okay, but Li Jing actually made two widows. The reason why one of them became a widow was because he killed the man. As for Yang Jian, just with his handsome face, he opened a harem in minutes. The key is, everyone from queens, princesses and concubines to common people and beggars.

Anyway, the four who watched the fun were counted by Yang Laoer. They were so strong that they harvested 53 women, including babies and embryos, a total of 23. Four people watching should mean: your jaw will drop to the ground.

Zifeng secretly said: "So, the Jade Emperor is really cursed. This is definitely a prostitution for generations! It's true. A male thief and a female prostitute."

Jiang Run looked at Pan Xuan and asked, "No, you didn't realize it. These gods came down and acted like crazy. What are you doing?"

Pan Xuan: "I don't have any ideas in this regard."

Tongtian: "Does it matter if I start to like petting animals?" He came up and petted Zifeng's fur. Zifeng calmly gave this guy a slap in the face, and Jiang Run calmly took his cat away. Tongtian is a little bit, Panxuan is a little bit more.

Zifeng suddenly said: "Would you like to pull the old man down too and see if there is any chaos?" After saying that, he looked towards Tongtian.