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Han Zifeng said calmly: "We are all brothers and sisters. Anyway, as a spectator, the one I sympathize with the most is you mortals. You mortals have done something wrong, but you call these gods and do this, at least two of you have been kidnapped." ,Why."

As the Human Emperor, he also felt helpless, and Pan Xuan who followed him also felt helpless. Human beings are indeed a bit too difficult. So he suddenly revealed his true form as a zombie and roared: "Jade Emperor, your family is almost done. If you come back to harm mortals, I will tear you apart!"

The emperor was a little stunned. Zifeng patted him on the shoulder and said, "Oh, your Pangu can't stand this and wants to tear people apart, hahaha, hahahaha."

The emperor looked at Pan Xuan and came up to comfort Pan Xuan: "Immortal, please calm down, calm down. Fortunately, there are more of us mortals. As long as the Jade Emperor does not try to cause harm, we mortals can still accept it. But, that sleeper Can you help catch the Immortal who ran away while playing? It's a bit too much."

Zifeng continued: "Hahaha, hahahaha."

Pan Xuan asked helplessly: "No, your requirements are so low?"

The emperor nodded seriously: "It's really that low. After all, we are all gods. We mortals don't have high expectations. Look, I didn't say anything to the one who took my queen away? But who, fell asleep? Just run away and tell those women what to do. It's not easy to explain. The point is, this is simply a crime. But the government officials can't fight it. It's hard for me to report it. The key is that ordinary gods don't dare to take care of it. These things!”

After saying that, the emperor looked at Pan Xuan pitifully. Zifeng laughed again. Pan Xuan comforted the emperor: "Okay, I will take this job. This little guy really deserves a beating."

After saying that, Pan Xuan closed his eyes and felt it, and disappeared in a teleport. Zifeng calmly said to the emperor next to him: "Gather all the injured women together, but no one wants this wave, and you can't go to that child anywhere." Throwing someone away or arresting someone is really just a matter for a government official."

The emperor nodded, but Zifeng thought of the monkey and asked Tongtian calmly: "The monkey has become a Buddha. When things here are settled, let's go and have a drink with the monkey."

Tongtian: "Okay, Monkey's monkey wine is really delicious."

Zifeng asked again: "Who is Monkey's master, Patriarch Bodhi? Is it you?"

Tongtian said awkwardly: "Ahem, that's really not the case."

Zifeng: "Oh~."

Tongtian said helplessly: "That's not true. His master, Patriarch Bodhi, is Patriarch Bodhi, a quasi-sage who practices Buddhism and Taoism. He lives in Fangcun Mountain, Lingtai. If you are interested, I will take you to see where there is a landmark." Well, the reason why you can't enter without permission is because he has a high-level concealment formation outside, so those who can see the Taoist temple in Fangcun Mountain of Lingtai are destined people."

The corners of Zifeng's mouth twitched obviously. Is this what you understand? Pan Xuan went to catch Agarwood, but it was quite fast. The demons and demons chasing Agarwood felt that this guy was taken directly to the palace, and they were speechless. Zifeng sensed this and said to the guardian dragon here: "What? , the demon who followed Agarwood can still enter."

What can Shenlong say? Let's leave it at that. Zifeng took out the demon refining pot and calmly cast a spell to remember: "The demons who have been fucked by agarwood, tell the same unlucky demons and ghosts that they can temporarily come to the palace and click on the knot. But Anyone who dares to commit evil must be prepared to die."

For a few minutes, I was really speechless. I really made a lot of monsters. I paused a lot. To show my sincerity, they were all prototypes. Zifeng said with disgust: "Forget it about monsters, you weird ones have all changed." Be an adult.”

A group of monsters and monsters are also very obedient, but the guys who were originally unbearable to look at turned into humans, and every one of them was a beautiful woman. It’s just that the emperor said that there are psychological shadows, and it’s useless no matter how good-looking you are!

Chenxiang was still stubborn: "Who are you? You dare to arrest me."

Panxuan nodded, and Zifeng said: "Slap him." Panxuan nodded, and he also felt that this child was too much to be spanked, and his backhand was just a big mouth. Zifeng covered his face and said: "Uncle, what I meant I’m talking about throwing it to those monsters and monsters. By the way, don’t slap me in the face, otherwise it will be so embarrassing when the beauty comes and you can’t recognize her!”

Fortunately, Pan Xuan didn't use his spiritual power, so Chen Xiang blushed a little. Zifeng thought for a moment and said: "Block his magic power and throw away those people." A group of demons and ghosts expressed their eagerness to try.

Pan Xuan sealed Agarwood's magic power and threw it directly into the group of monsters. To everyone's surprise, the one who took the first shot was Yang Chan. One of the vixens was very dissatisfied: "Who are you, beauty?"

Zifeng spoilers: "All of you want to call her mother, this is the Three Holy Mothers Yang Chan." So the demons and monsters are afraid of each other.

One of them asked weakly: "Go to sleep? The Three Holy Mothers were beaten like this?"

Zifeng poked her shoulder and said, "Ben Meow!"

A group of monsters and monsters jumped far away in an instant. This cat is so cruel. Fortunately, Agarwood is also a body refiner. Although his spiritual power is sealed, his body is still very resistant to beatings. After Yang Chan was satisfied, a group of demons and monsters continued to fight. Zifeng happily shouted: "Come on, come on, fight to death, it's okay. With your small body, except for the monsters, you can still fight with all your strength. This guy is a body refiner.”

Not to mention, after fighting a group of monsters and monsters, they all said that they felt more comfortable. A group of victimized women also came. As expected, some said it was agarwood, while others said it was not agarwood. With the help of the guards, the two sides were separated, and Chen Xiang and a group of demons and ghosts identified the ones they knew.

After confirming the number of people, Zifeng pointed at Chenxiang and said, "Okay, you guys will give this guy a good beating first, and then we can talk after we are satisfied." These human women themselves are very polite, but Chenxiang's behavior is also It was quite disgusting, so a group of women, led by a heroine, whipped Chen Xiang again.

Zifeng said happily: "It's okay, it's okay. Just go ahead and hit him. Even if you are too exhausted, you won't be able to hit him. He is indestructible, so don't worry about hitting him. You can really hit him without worry." A group of women became excited again and struck harder.

After everyone was happy, Zifeng began to search for the real flower picker among human beings based on the memories of other women. The two flower-picking thieves were quickly identified. Zifeng pinched Agarwood's ears and said, "I'll give you a chance to make a difference."

Chen Xiang still said stubbornly: "Who are you! Let me go."

Zifeng nodded, and tied the cat's tail around Agarwood's waist, just like hitting a hammer, and swung the bow left and right. This time all the mortals covered their faces, and a lotus pond made of agarwood faces was smashed on the ground of the palace.

Zifeng picked up the agarwood and asked, "Do you accept it?"