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Chapter 744. Foolish Old Man Moves Mountains 15
Jiang Run asked his wife seriously: "Daughter-in-law, don't you think it would be disgusting to choose between these two?"
Han Zifeng: "I just have a suggestion. It's like this anyway, let them play whatever they want." Everyone shook their heads! She calmly relied on her man, and no one knew how to complain.
Styx discussed with the Mosquito Taoist and decided that it would be better for the mosquitoes to eat this body. At this time, Nuwa weakly sent a message: "Well, give me Jin Chanzi's body."
Zifeng asked in surprise: "What do you use the monk's body for?"
Nuwa: "You can give it to me and change it. Give Nezha that bead. In this way, he can rebuild his body and become an immortal. The key is that if he steals his body now, the cause and effect will be chaotic, and with you , is the most appropriate time.”
Zifeng nodded and complained: "I feel like you are saying, you can be a good person and I will bear the consequences, okay." She said to several people: "Then, the body belongs to me."
At this time, Guanyin saw Jin Chanzi's fate and immediately appeared. After hearing Zifeng's words, she directly asked: "What do you want to do to Jin Chanzi's body?"
Zifeng calmly slapped Guanyin away with her tail, and said to Jiang Run in disgust: "Husband, send a courier to the sister above. Anyone who steals private goods will be your food. Come back when you are full."
Jiang Run's mouth twitched obviously, "Okay, okay, my wife asked me to come back after eating, so I will come back after eating." He carried Jin Chanzi's body and headed to Nuwa Palace. Not to mention, there were robbers on the way. The problem was that robbing him was really hard to bear.
After he gnawed away an immortal who came to beat the autumn wind, well, no one cared about the corpse in his hands. He raised his head and shouted: "Get out of here, your Pangu can't even beat me."
Everyone was silent and successfully delivered the body to Nuwa Palace. Nuwa replied to the world: "You can call this brother-in-law of mine Pangu, or you can call them generals. In short, you can't beat him. Hahaha."
Jiang Run looked at Nuwa in front of him with strange eyes, feeling that she was being led by her own daughter-in-law and letting herself go. Anyway, he didn't say anything else. He just said hello to Nuwa here and returned to his wife.
After the things here were dealt with, the group continued to move forward and came to Shuangcha Ridge. There were still bandits here, but in this group, none of them looked particularly human. The bandits said that it was too difficult for them. With this group, they really had no choice. Not at all intimidating.
So, a group of people surrounded the robber and laughed. The robber said desperately: "Brother, King, we surrender."
Zifeng slapped his tail on their heads: "It's no use even using honorifics. Why do you want to be a robber?"
The robber said speechlessly: "Who wants to be a robber if you have enough to eat? Besides, we have just arrived where we are."
Zifeng said with disgust: "This is still Shuangcha Ridge. By the way, where did you originally hang out?"
A group of robbers, look at me, I look at you, think about it and say: "Near Snake Pan Mountain."
A group of people nodded, and the Shura version of Xuanzang asked: "Take them on the road?"
Zifeng felt a little disgusted and thought about it and said, "It would be better to ask them to lead the way."
A group of people continued to move forward and came to Liangjie Mountain. There was a palm-shaped mountain here. A group of people surrounded the mountain and searched for a long time before they saw Nezha's little head. Zifeng looked at the Buddha seal on the mountain and asked: " Wait, there is no qualified immortal now, so how can we let little Nezha go?"
A group of people squatted in front of Little Nezha and started eating and drinking. Little Nezha got angry and said, "No, you are here to make me angry, right?"
Zifeng calmly ate while saying, "I'm not angry anyway, what can you do? By the way, you lotus, do you need to defecate?"
Nezha became even more angry, with smoke coming out of his head. Zifeng pointed at Nezha, hahaha, hahahaha. Jiang Run rubbed Zifeng's head and said, "Is it fun to bully children?"
Zifeng nodded: "It's interesting, it must be interesting. Bullying Nezha must be interesting."
Nezha rolled his eyes and complained: "I am older than you."
Jiang Run: "You are really not as big as her."
Zifeng asked: "Are you older than Nuwa from Nuwa Palace? If not, don't compare your age with me. Our calculations are different."
Nezha was silent for a long time, then thought about it and asked, "Why are the algorithms different?"
Zifeng replied calmly: "We calculated it based on the age and cultivation level of the current Nuwa." In an instant, no one around him wanted to speak. Zifeng asked: "How long do we have to wait? It's so boring. How about moving? Mountain?"
Jiang Run said helplessly: "Daughter-in-law, don't make trouble. You don't have the skills, do you?"
Zifeng thought about it, calmly took out his own knife, and asked calmly: "Do you think Tathagata's hand can withstand my knife?" Jiang Run nodded, and the people around him couldn't help but cover their faces. , they always feel like they can’t talk together.
Zifeng was really eager to give it a try. She jumped several times and came to the side of the Buddhist seal. She raised her knife and poked at the seal. Zifeng heard a loud voice: "Ah~!"
A group of people shook their heads. It was indeed a different way of playing. Guanyin originally wanted them to wait for a day, but in the end, this child turned out to be so reckless.
At this time, a bloody hole appeared out of thin air in Tathagata's left hand on Lingshan Mountain, and a black curse force appeared next to the hole. Just looking at this injury, one knew that Guanyin was delaying things again.
Guanyin saw what Zifeng did and roared: "How dare you?"
Zifeng didn't talk nonsense. He was like a knife to Guanyin. He said disgustedly: "Tch, what is there that I don't dare to do? You go and ask, our reputation is known to everyone in the world and the world. You are ignorant. , seeking death!"
Guanyin was really silent. He couldn't help complaining: "You're a psycho."
Zifeng answered calmly: "Yeah, we are famous all over the world for being crazy!"
Jiang Run: "Hey, if you talk like this, it's easy to break up. She has been professionally destroying the world for five hundred years, so you can't speak."
For a moment, the bully felt awkward. When he turned to Nezha, he burst out laughing: "Hahaha, hahahaha, you will also bully us juniors and feel disgusted."
Zifeng nodded happily: "Yeah, I dislike it, I dislike it!" She looked at Guanyin, without saying anything, she struck at Guanyin with her knife. Guanyin was also sure that the cat in front of her was really crazy, so she turned around and prepared to run away. Her idea was very good, but the problem was that she really couldn't run away.
Zifeng relied on teleportation and slashed Guanyin with one knife. Everyone covered their faces. It felt that it was really difficult for Guanyin to run away today. Zifeng had already disliked this Guanyin. Since he did , just cut it off and replace it with another one.
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