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Han Zifeng whistled and said, "No need to play." Lily snickered beside her, and Snape covered his face. He felt that his life in Slytherin should be as difficult as ever, right? Sighing, forget it, I am a man and I have to take care of the two girls, hey.

Snape asked speechlessly: "So, you were just forced to come to school?" Zifeng nodded, and Snape sighed again.

Dumbledore put away his hat speechlessly and continued: "First of all, students are not allowed to approach the Forbidden Forest. Secondly, the review of Quidditch players will be held in the second week of this semester." After that, the meal was served, but Zifeng looked at these junk foods and felt disgusted.

Sighed: "Fanfan, pack twenty portions. I want to eat shredded pork with Beijing sauce, braised pork, curry chicken, braised chicken, braised pork with pickled vegetables, braised pork rice, seafood, Buddha Jumps over the Wall, fish-flavored shredded pork, fat Beef rice. Two portions of the same, with soup, corn soup, seafood soup, West Lake beef soup."

In just half an hour, two elves brought a stack of food boxes and three large basins. Zifeng thought it would work and asked Sirius, Lily, and Lupine to work together. She said to Fanfan: "You can teach the elves at Hogwarts when you have time. What you did is too unbearable to look at."

Fanfan nodded, and Zifeng yelled at the professor's chair: "Old Bee, call your elves, send a few of them to my place to study, the things they make are too unbearable to look at." What could Dumbledore say? So be it.

Fanfan found the elves at Hogwarts and took a few away to teach Chinese cooking. Needless to say, Zifeng really didn't underestimate Sirius's appetite. As expected, twenty portions were enough for her and Lily. Even Snape only finished three portions, and Sirius almost complained about the rest. Zifeng didn't mind grabbing food from Snape's lunch box, and Lily wasn't polite to Snape either.

After eating and drinking, Zifeng and Lily shared a bedroom, and Snape, Lupine, and Sirius shared a bedroom. Anyway, there aren't many Slytherin students, so we just live there casually. As for the class, Zifeng said yes, not interested at all.

Not only did she miss all classes, but she also brought her own trophies every day. On the first day, she dragged back a mermaid and took some water plants; on the second day, she dragged a bunch of Acromantulas; on the third day, she abducted A unicorn, Snape was having fun anyway, and no one cared whether other people were happy or not.

After playing for a few days, Zifeng began to look for a few major Horcruxes. Anyway, after one year, Voldemort's Horcruxes were successfully destroyed. Just before the holiday, Zifeng had dragged Voldemort's body back with a snake. Blame Nagini. Happy asked Snape to drag Snape to the principal's office to dissect this rare trophy.

Dumbledore didn't want to say anything anymore. Asking this sister to come to class was simply torturing everyone. After the holidays, Zifeng’s Wishing opened again. However, what makes Zifeng speechless is that few of the people who come to make wishes are reliable and sincere.

Some want gold galleons, some want a certain official position, some...

Anyway, they were all easy to realize. What drove Zifeng the most crazy was Sirius's wish, which was to find a wife, give birth to a baby, and revive the Black family.

Zifeng nodded and patted the elder brother's shoulder calmly: "I don't want to do your business. Damn it. In your last life, you and your brother were just two bachelors. I always dislike it."

Sirius: "Business requires making wishes."

Ursula asked curiously: "Wait a minute, what is your definition of reviving the Black family?"

Sirius thought about it and said, "If you have many children and grandchildren, there will always be one who is reliable."

Ursula discussed with Zifeng and concluded that this was indeed possible. After all, having more children and more happiness would make it possible. This seemed to be no problem.

Zifeng said with disgust: "Sister, you are really unreliable. The key point is that finding a wife is the most difficult problem for this arrogant guy, okay?"

Ursula looked at Sirius with disgust. Sirius was speechless, but he still said, "My family will provide a wife for someone like me."

Zifeng was speechless. After entering the second grade, Zifeng was still lazily leaning on Snape, disgusted, disgusted! Just kidding, when he was lazing around Snape, a first-year student named Zifeng instantly boosted his anger level.

Snape felt something was wrong and quickly grabbed Zifeng: "Sister, sister, calm down, calm down."

All the friends looked at Snape, and Snape spread his hands and said, "I don't know, it must be a personal grudge, right?"

A group of professors happily came over to watch the fun, but they were speechless after just one glance. At this time, Jiang Run had been sucked into the black lake by Zifeng. Then, Jiang Run became depressed, for no other reason. , Zifeng turned into a mermaid and led a group of strange-looking mermaids to beat him, the zombie king.

But the problem is that when he came over, he was just an ordinary person and did not have the body of a zombie king, so the embarrassing thing was that he was really bleeding when he was beaten! When a person is mashed up by the purple maple fish tail, they basically look like a dead person.

What could Madam Pomfrey say? Ma Li was dragged to the hospital. Snape came up and asked, "Sister, what's going on?"

Zifeng gritted her teeth and said, "My ex-husband had a mistress during our marriage. As soon as I got angry, I divorced you. So, if we can't end up together, you might as well live with the potion for the rest of your life." Snape shook his head and realized Damn it, sister, it’s not the right time to talk now. She calmly pulled Lily to retreat. Lily snickered. It’s really difficult for this sister to lose her temper. Lily just followed and retreated silently.

Feeling that there was a new disaster in the world, Merlin looked at the location of Hogwarts. Hey, he couldn't handle the two masters who came down this time. The key is that one is a zombie and the other is Hei Nuwa, sighing again. He can definitely believe that this zombie will definitely experience what it means to chase a wife in a crematorium.

Those who know the truth, friends, study who is better to bully. Snape gave everyone a precise answer: "Come on, my sister, the others can't beat the person who dragged her to the infirmary. That guy is at the level of a vampire archduke."

Suddenly, all the friends were shocked. One Slytherin said in horror: "He sucks human blood?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Oh, no, he can also eat normal food. But if it's a fight, it's more reliable to bite people." Everyone nodded, which means they can't beat him in a fight.

Zifeng looked at a group of little beans and said: "Well, don't talk about you, even the professors above, it's best not to be mean. This guy has a high magic resistance. You crispy guys, it's best not to do it, otherwise If you are beaten to death, you will be beaten to death. Even your Merlin, I can only hold a minute's silence for you at most."