System experience officer
Chapter 965. Fortune telling system 44
Han Zifeng nodded and said: "Pet! It is my pet that has passed the Ministry of Magic level."
Mag roared: "I regret to inform you that such pets are not allowed into the castle."
Zifeng muttered: "So I asked in advance if there was a place to raise them. After all, it would be bad for their health if they lived in my schoolbag every day."
McGonagall covered her face and said: "Then, I think you should ask Professor Kettleburn next to you. He should be happy to help you and take care of the two dragons. You can also go find him between get out of class and break. Your pets play.”
Zifeng nodded, that's okay. She said to the two dragons: "Xiaohong, Xiaolu, follow that person. You can go to the Forbidden Forest to play, but you are not allowed to hurt strange creatures." She rummaged through her backpack. He took out two bags, hung them on the faucet and said, "Oh, if you want to eat, ask this old man to help you get it."
She looked at Kettleburn and said: "These two guys can understand human speech. If you communicate with them a few more times, you should be able to achieve peace. Oh yes, be careful to communicate with them, otherwise you will be beaten. It’s a problem. You need to chat normally and calmly. If you yell at them and they think you’re provoking, accidents can easily happen.”
Kettleburn nodded, and Zifeng also said to the two dragons: "You'd better be good, otherwise I'll be careful of Didi beating the dragon. Anyway, my brother is looking forward to dissecting you two." The two dragons trembled. , they firmly believed that the Prince family would be happy to dissect them.
The two dragons nodded obediently, they will be good, they will be good. Kettleburn asked curiously: "What did you do to them?"
Zifeng replied: "My surname is Prince. Of the entire Prince family, I am the only one who can't make potions, so they are the safest if they stay with me. Otherwise, I won't be surprised at all if they are dissected. That's all." High-grade potion materials."
Professor Kettleburn was speechless and took the two dragons to the management cabin in the Forbidden Forest. Zifeng suddenly asked: "Wait, is Hagrid with you?"
Kettleburn replied: "Yes."
Zifeng said calmly: "Okay, you can throw them away to play with Hagrid." Kettleburn nodded.
After successfully entering the castle, Zifeng looked at the ghosts flying around and Peeves bullying the new students. Zifeng grabbed it curiously and looked at the ghost Peeves in her hand. She calmly showed her claws and came up with a wave. Claw, and observe Peeves' condition.
Professor McGonagall was behind her, staring with death: "Miss Prince, please don't hurt the ghosts of Hogwarts at will."
Zifeng retorted seriously: "Oh, he is not a ghost, it is just resentment. Oh, the West should be called resentful spirits, right? Resentful spirits are different from ghosts. Don't you guys separate them? Those ghosts, It is the transformation of human souls. This guy is a resentful spirit, the condensed and embodied existence of all the little naughty thoughts."
"Well, you can completely understand that if you kill him, there will be the existence of the spirit later. It is the spirit that truly has unlimited resurrection ability. After all, as long as these naughty children are around, this spirit will not be meaningful in the sense. Disappear, this guy is a naughty bear."
Professor McGonagall said: "Hmm, that's a great idea. Can you let go of this poor spirit?"
Zifeng nodded, put Peeves directly under his feet, and stepped on it several times happily. And he said to Peeves: "I'm warning you, don't bully your classmates, otherwise I will bully you, oh yeah!"
Peeves, who was let go, hid behind Professor McGonagall aggrievedly. This little guy is very cruel! Zifeng stuck out her tongue at Peeves: "A little bit, a little bit."
All the classmates and professors silently praised Zifeng. On the contrary, they looked almost the same. The two Weasleys actually blew hooligan whistles. Zifeng glanced at the two crazy guys with disgust.
The sorting started, looking at the dirty sorting hat. When it was Zifeng's turn, Zifeng was very serious, poked it several times and asked: "Have you taken a shower?"
The Sorting Hat really replied: "No, oh, he is the most powerful Alchemy Hat in history."
Zifeng asked sincerely: "So, how long has it been since you took a shower?"
The Sorting Hat said aggrievedly: "It has never been washed."
Zifeng nodded and said, "Oh, believe me, buy some magic potion and cleanse yourself. This way, you will be more popular."
The sorting hat was placed on Zifeng's head, and Zifeng said calmly: "I want to go to Hufflepuff."
Sorting Hat: "Oh, I want to see your situation."
Zifeng showed her cat's paw and said, "Either you do as I say, or I'll scratch you."
Sorting Hat: "Oh so grumpy, you fit in with Gryffindor."
Zifeng complained: "If you dare to send me to Gryffindor, I will scratch you to death." As he said this, his claws were ready to touch this so-called alchemy tool.
The Sorting Hat said again: "Would you like to go to Slytherin?"
Zifeng replied: "You are really not afraid that I will kill the entire Slytherin!"
Sorting Hat: "Ravenclaw."
Zifeng scolded: "Ask a bastard of a student, you ask me to hang out with a top student, you must have Alzheimer's disease! You really need to wash your hands."
The Sorting Hat is aggrieved, so if you just want to go to Hufflepuff, what can it say? It's just a hat! So, the Sorting Hat said sincerely: "Hufflepuff."
Zifeng immediately threw his hat on the chair, waved his hand and took out his crucible, and put his hand on the crucible: "The water is as clear as a spring." Looking at the whole pot of water, Zifeng's next sentence was: "The Sorting Hat is coming. ." She threw the Sorting Hat into the crucible with both hands, added her hair and body wash, and poured half of it into the pot.
She said with a sinister smile: "Oh, you'd better be a normal hat now." After saying that, she started rubbing like crazy. After a while, with her crucible as the center, the bubbles continued to spread outwards, and Zifeng became even more happy. He turned into a rabbit, jumped into the crucible, and happily kicked the sorting hat.
He was still singing: "Wash, wash, wash, hey, hey, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, hey, hey, wash, wash."
The other three houses had already covered their faces, but the twins sent out rogue whistles again. Zifeng was completely amused, and even kicked the sorting hat into the air with two feet, and then said again: "Clear water is like a spring." Unlucky The Sorting Hat is like a squirt gun. The Sorting Hat is squirted and making circles in the air.
The entire Gryffindor students started to boo, this is definitely the only one who can bully the Sorting Hat like this! When Zifeng felt that the hat was much cleaner, she thought about it, then the wand grew bigger and hit Professor McGonagall with the hat.
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