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A certain little snake felt that he was really hurt, but, but, he really deserved it! Zifeng walked forward calmly, but behind her, a stronger malice made Han Zifeng laugh. She raised her hand, and the hand with the bracelet appeared behind her: "There are many obstacles, and there is an oolong out of the hole..." ..”

Everyone, especially the Hufflepuffs, were holding their wands and preparing to fight. Although they were honest badgers, it didn't mean they allowed the little snake to bully their friends. Zifeng's hand suddenly clenched, and just when the magic came towards her, her bracelet turned into a wand as tall as a person, and Zifeng poked the wand on the ground.

Zifeng said coldly: "Forbidden Demon." Suddenly, with Zifeng as the center, a wave ring was shot out, and all the magic was directly dissipated. Everyone who came out of Slytherin couldn't help laughing. Even Gryffindor's rogue whistle was still not absent.

Even a group of professors were speechless this time. Dumbledore came over curiously, looked at Zifeng's wand, poked it with his hand, and suddenly felt the magic power dissipating. He said speechlessly: "Oh no, your wand itself can ban magic?"

Zifeng thickened the wand in his hand and said: "Old man, does it look familiar? This is a totem pole used by druids and shamans. It is a totem pole for orcs. It has a radius of hundreds of miles and prohibits evil. A totem pole can be called this for you. The castle prohibits demons. This is the totem pole, the dissent that exists."

Dumbledore suddenly felt bad. Zifeng happily turned the totem pole into a bracelet and said, "They hit me first."

Dumbledore was silent for a long time and said: "So you insist on becoming a druid?"

Zifeng said happily: "No, no, no, I think the Minotaur's totem pole is very suitable for one child with a stick. But it turns out that you are not even as good as Muggles, and you don't even have the chance to ask me to swing the stick. Totem As soon as the pillar comes out, you will be stupid if you try to ban the demons. Even you old man can't resist it." After saying that, he spread his hands.

Dumbledore turned his head and asked the Slytherin snake: "So, why are you fighting?"

The guy who was stepped on replied angrily: "My ankle bones were crushed."

Zifeng said quietly: "You tried to trip me up first, but you are Slytherins and don't know the most basic concepts? When you cast a spell on a person, you are more or less malicious. It’s just that white magic is less malicious and black magic is more malicious. Similarly, all pranks are also malicious. You are malicious towards me and it’s normal for your foot to be stepped on, right?”

Dumbledore looked at a group of Slytherins: "Okay, then you give me a reasonable reason to fight."

The little snake who was stepped on said, "We just want to get to know each other."

Zifeng complained: "Look, she said she did it herself."

Dumbledore sighed and said: "Ahem, okay, as the source of the fight, each Slytherin will deduct 5 points, and as Miss Prince who passively fought back, Hufflepuff will deduct 2 points." Zi Feng calmly He waved his hands happily and ran to the dining table to start dinner.

While Zifeng was eating, he said: "You all remember, there is a flat-headed brother among the Hufflepuffs now. From today on, the rules of Hufflepuff become: don't care about life and death. If you don't accept it, do it." .”

A little badger next to her asked: "This sentence should be from Gryffindor, right?"

Zifeng said disgustedly: "No, no, no, there is a honey badger in the badger family. He is nicknamed Brother Flathead. He dares to bite even when a lion comes. The little snake is totally spicy. Can you show us the side of Brother Flathead in our badger courtyard? Yes. If we can, we will be killed on the spot, otherwise they will become our feast, oh yeah!"

All the little badgers looked at the sky together, feeling that what they said was very reasonable, but also very unreasonable. Zifeng looked at a group of little badgers with their three worlds shattered. Zifeng said calmly: "You can't do it, the African savannah, those The hometown of black people, where the honey badgers are so domineering.”

"A lion will be sent into a cage; a snake will be sent into a cage; an eagle will still be sent into a cage; only our flat-headed brother, even if we are sent into a cage, we can escape on our own. The main focus is to let go. The self is either fighting or on the way to fight. With strength, I have made myself the kind of endangered protected animal that refuses to accept protection. This is the true spirit of the honey badger! Fight!"

All the little badgers covered their faces, feeling that this girl's ambition was not in line with theirs! Zifeng continued: "Besides, there are really not many good-tempered badgers in the badger family. You simply shouldn't use honey badgers as a flag. In other words, you can use knives, forks and wine barrels. You have no fighting spirit at all!" "

The little badger next to her looked at her, patted her on the shoulder and said, "I'll be fine as long as you are there."

Zifeng shouted happily: "Let's fight!" All the little badgers shook their heads and went to do their things. Some people didn't forget to drag Zifeng along to class. Zifeng looked at the cat on the podium and said nothing. While Professor McGonagall couldn't transform, she started to masturbate as a sign of respect.

Zifeng was evil-minded and took out a pack of catnip and a pack of cat food. She discovered that when she was transformed, she still liked to eat cat food, dog food, etc. as biscuits. The taste was still very good, so she happily tried it to see if this older cat food would also like to eat like this.

Not to mention, Professor McGonagall is indeed very interested in cat biscuits and other things. However, Zifeng snickered when she saw Magmew being confused by the catnip! Seeing that her classmates were almost here, Zifeng also found a place to sit, but everyone looked at her and felt something was wrong.

Until the time of class, Professor McGonagall had not yet struggled out of the catnip, so a group of students looked at the drunken cat on the podium. The class had been going on for a while, and Professor McGonagall started to get serious. She just looked at the pair of eyes under the podium. She felt that she wanted to sneak out before talking, and it was a bit embarrassing to transform on the spot.

Everyone said that they saw Maomao's embarrassment, and then their eyes turned to Zifeng. Zifeng's hair was now red, so happy! Mag decided to go out first and come in later.

It's just that, there is a funny thing, it's not too big a deal to watch the excitement. Just when McGonagall was leaving the classroom, Dumbledore, who was watching the excitement, came over and said: "McGonagall? You are not in class yet." In one sentence. The atmosphere was inexplicably awkward. Zifeng felt that Professor McGonagall's cat claws could create a Hogwarts.

Zifeng smiled unceremoniously, and the students around him who understood it all laughed too. After all, Professor McGonagall couldn't deduct points from everyone, right? Professor McGonagall was a little angry.