System experience officer

Han Zifeng said disgustedly: "But your Baojia fox fairy is hanging around there, and a group of five immortals can't care about you, a naughty kid, right? The problem is that the Huang family and the Hui family are all vengeful, so they require you to take action. , but what about you? It doesn’t matter if you don’t believe in cows, ghosts and snake gods, but you also say that your mother-in-law and mother are feudal superstitions, and you are determined not to inherit the family business.”

"No, the boys who were bullied and beaten by you since childhood are very dissatisfied, so I'll punish you and talk to you about the monster. As for you saying it's been haunted recently, oh no, it's actually your university campus that's haunted. A murder case. The ghost is just scaring you. After being violently negotiated by the Five Immortals, in order to save his life, he has nothing to talk to you about. He is just scaring you."

"It's just that the more you play, the more evil you become. You are actually keen on those live broadcast rooms that break down feudal superstitions. There are too many small scripts. It's just for your family to have these wild fairy spirits. You are surrounded by feudal superstitions. You go and reward those writers. Damn the live broadcast room, your fairy follows the principle of not bullying mortals, so I will bully you."

"Now the way to avoid being bullied is to call someone to help, otherwise the fairy family behind you and your fox mother will approve that you can play happily with you. Who do you think you owe me?"

When the girl heard this, she burst into tears. Can this be done? She took several deep breaths and asked weakly: "So, as long as I act obediently, I won't be bullied by them?"

Zifeng replied: "In principle, yes. But you also have to coax your mother fox. You are really different from the naughty kid from the Little Twelve Family last time. You two use your strength to tell everyone that every Bao family There are several naughty boys under the immortal."

The girl asked weakly: "So. What should I do?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Hu Twelve, come out and take a shower?"

Lucky me: "My fox mother said that if we go over and talk to her fox, my family can help her with the rest. No problem. Uncle Wu asked me to ask by the way, do we need to intervene in the fight?"

Zifeng thought about it and said, "If you have a free spirit in your family, you should go to the imperial city for a stroll. You can never ask people to steal your home, right?"

Lucky me: "Fifth uncle, third uncle and the others have all passed. They had already taken action before, but they were a bit outnumbered, so they were still dead. No, third uncle went back to call for help, so he can't be beaten in vain."

Zifeng nodded and said speechlessly: "Okay, people will gather when they are gathered together. If not, let's go to their broken island to fight in groups and make them cheap." Everyone nodded.

Zifeng began to close his eyes and take a look. What surprised Zifeng was that these onmyojis really had ideas. Zifeng said to the screen: "The order, the Five Immortals of the Northeast, the ghosts and undead, mountain spirits and wild monsters in China, press Instructions to eliminate all invading alien races."

Black light appeared in Zifeng's eyes, and the bodies of the mountain spirits and monsters who were connected trembled, and Zifeng also handed down the task. Zifeng continued: "Internet police, notify all states and counties. If there is an accidental death, just collect the body."

Internet Police: Question, what is the definition of body collection?

Zifeng replied: "Anyone who died unexpectedly, was scratched by animals, or died of myocardial infarction, especially those who died in the corner, are all onmyojis of island nationality. They want to cut off my Chinese dragon vein, but they really look down on us Chinese God! I will ask them to understand what local warfare is."

All the netizens understood that their house was ransacked and a certain lady went berserk. Internet police officer: "Mother, are you really okay with starting a group fight?"

Zifeng said disgustedly: "I am the Demon King. It is normal to be called the Hundred Demons Riot. After all, my Demon King is recognized by Heaven. No problem."

Brother Monkey interjected: "It's really no problem. Although she is an intern, I still have to treat her as the normal version. Hmm. If you don't treat her as the normal version, she can beat you and you can admit that she is the normal version. .”

Zifeng kicked the monkey's tail: "Ouch!"

Netizen: Hahaha, Brother Monkey must be beaten.

Zifeng called the next one unhappily. This one was called Huancai, who came up to a flying fairy. Huancai said to Zifeng: "I want to do the math. My boyfriend and I are getting married soon. Can we be happy?" .”

Zifeng touched her chin and said, "Do you have any photos of your boyfriend? Aang without makeup."

All netizens obviously trembled when they saw the child opposite. They always felt that this beginning was unlucky. She found a photo of her boyfriend without makeup. Zifeng sighed and said, "Without makeup."

Xiancai was about to cry: "This is really without makeup."

Netizen: It feels like another day of asking for melons.

Zifeng sighed and said, "Internet police, work has begun." He asked Xiao Qi to send him an address.

The Internet policeman also felt that there was something wrong with Zifeng's opening, so he was already prepared. After everything was arranged, the Internet policeman replied: "The hole is out." He also made a big watermelon expression. All the netizens laughed, it was so fruitful.

Zifeng was speechless. This was because the Internet police were following suit. Soon, the Internet police said again: "The boyfriend has been controlled."

Zifeng covered her face and asked: "Um, did you bring a female police officer? Her gender is female or female. Forget about the uniform, don't go too far." The Internet policeman actually made a horrified expression.

Symphony: "What?!" is also a scary expression.

Zifeng said calmly: "Ahem, sister, calm down, I guess you don't know him at all from the inside out. First of all, from the perspective of the certificate, this, ahem, your boyfriend, place of origin: Bangzi Country. Gender: Female. Age: 35 years old. The ID she showed you must be a forgery."

Symphony: "Wait a minute, I've seen his upper body."

Zifeng shook his head: "Ahem, poor baby, have you heard of a word? Airport. This girl is born with deficiencies and acquired disguise, a typical sister-killing style. Also, she did not use plastic surgery, but pure makeup. . Coupled with some special behavior, you are his probation target."

Zifeng looked at Xiancai again and said: "Ahem, it's a pity that you, a child, insist on asking for something, and as a result, this girl fell short. My evaluation is that the love brain cannot afford to be hurt! I guess that child , I also want to say this. Girl, please change someone else."

Xiancai was silent for a long time and asked: "Is this considered a bad peach blossom?"

Zifeng was silent for a long time and said: "Why don't you give Yue Lao a slap in the face? I don't know. Rotten peach blossoms are about the opposite sex. You were cheated by the same sex. I can only say that you are a bit of a loser. You don't even get a salary." The law is for you."

Symphony: "Huh? Oh, where..."

Zifeng complained: "It's time to play, this kid is in trouble." All netizens laughed, hahahaha.

Xiancai asked: "Well, what will my future boyfriend be like?"