NBA: I went from being a reasonable talker to being a god against the sky

The person standing in front of Jiang Hao was a fat man in his 30s who was not tall, with a black beard and two black beards.

When he opened his mouth, he could speak fluent Longguo dialect.

The meaning expressed is straightforward.

Yao's team doesn't want to have anything to do with Jiang Hao, please Jiang Hao to be more interesting.

Jiang Hao was stunned for a moment, ignored the fat man, and looked at Dayao.

But at this moment, Dayao is also drooping his head, looking at the ground, dodging his own gaze.

"Oh, it seems that Dayao also has concerns. Needless to say, nine out of ten have something to do with the Longguo Dead Association." Jiang Hao thought to himself, and he didn't blame Dayao. Small arms can't twist thighs, so it's expensive So what if he is the No. [-] pick in the NBA draft.

Seeing this mystery in his heart, Jiang Hao felt relieved, he didn't get entangled with the fat man who stopped him, nodded slightly, and turned around to the Mavericks' rest area.

Yao's team and his team surrounded Dayao and walked to the rocket rest area.

After a brief tidying up, Dayao dressed neatly, walked onto the field in a steady manner, and warmed up by shooting.

Since it was the focus of the live broadcast across the United States, in a short while, the cameras of various media around the venue were already set up.

Local fans also entered the stadium early, eating French fries and drinking Coke, bragging about melon seeds, and showing affection with each other...

TNT even set up a tent on the spot, not only the Flying Pig Barkley and the three-point king Miller, but also invited the "second master" Scottie Pippen, plus analyst Kenny Smith and host Johnson, to form a A luxurious 5-member commentary team was formed.

There are still 10 minutes before the official start of the game, and the five commentators have been neatly in place, and the verbal battle begins ahead of schedule:

"Cough, cough~" Miller cleared his throat and was the first to speak, "Cho Chou Chou Chou, the director team is bleeding today, isn't this our famous second-in-command Master Pi for ten thousand years! Master Pi is doing well recently? Is my sister-in-law here? Please come and sit down!"

Miller's mouth is absolutely stinky, which pot can't be opened and which pot can be lifted. Pippen has been the leader of Joe's gang all his life, and he is indeed the second child of ten thousand years. Hit Pippen in the face.

Miller started to spray, but Pippen hadn't tasted it for a while. He didn't know what to say to refute, but he opened and closed his big mouth, and he was awkward at the moment.

"Shit!" The flying pig Barkley next to him scorned in his heart, cursed, turned his head to stare at Miller, licked his lips and retorted, "Hey, he has 6 championship rings, how about you? How do I remember you? None?"

Speaking of championships, Pippen followed Joe to win 6 championships, while Miller didn't have any, so he was naturally short by half in an instant.

"Hey." Pippen's embarrassment dissipated in an instant, he nodded gratefully to Barkley, smiled and said, "Well! I have to say that the old man is kind, and he doesn't have a ring, and he can uphold justice for me. He is really particular about people! "

As soon as Pippen said this, Miller couldn't help covering his mouth and sniggering, and Barkley's beard was directly crooked.

Dragon country here.

Xinglang Live also ranked the best commentary lineup.

The host is annoying, and the guest commentators Mr. Su, Mr. Yang, and Mr. Ma make up a mahjong table.

"Today we have spent a lot of money on the website. Please invite three heavyweight guest teachers to analyze the highlights of this game for the majority of netizens." Ke Annoyance paused, and looked around the three of them with a sly look on his face. Said, "Which of you three will speak first?"

This is where the host can be annoyingly slippery.

Among the three guests, whoever speaks first will undoubtedly represent the lowest ranking.

I'm sorry to throw this question to you, you decide for yourself, and I, the host, will not offend anyone.

Objectively speaking, among the three guests, Mr. Su is the oldest, Mr. Ma is the most professional in basketball, and Mr. Yang is the youngest and relatively less qualified.

But they have always been enemies in the same industry, who is willing to obey others?

But when this question was raised, Teacher Su immediately took off his glasses, put his mouth together, took a breath, grabbed the glasses cloth and began to wipe, the meaning is very clear, I, Su, must not say it first.

Regardless of his young age, Mr. Yang has been in the media circle all year round, and his mind is spinning quickly, his head is lowered, and his hands are pretending to "chuck, chil" to flip through the materials on the table.

"Well, let me talk first." Seeing the posture of the two, Mr. Ma was too late to act, so he had no choice but to say with great reluctance, "I roughly summed up that there are three points to watch in this competition.

First, can the Mavericks continue to win four consecutive victories?

Second, can the Rockets avenge their loss in the Dragon Kingdom match?

The third thing to watch is who can win this game. "

Teacher Ma's voice fell, and Teacher Yang gave a "puchi" laugh, thinking that listening to the old horse is really exhausting, so he just came up with three highlights, which is nothing short of a fart.

Teacher Ma was the first to speak, and Teacher Yang couldn't help but continue to hold it, and then said, "Mr. Ma summed it up brilliantly. I completely agree with his point of view. I will add a little bit. It may be wrong, big guy." just listen to it,

In today's game, there is nothing else to watch, just watch how the Mavericks single-core can beat the Rockets dual-core. "

Both guests expressed their opinions, and Mr. Su's glasses were wiped and put on.

"What the two teachers said has a certain truth." Teacher Su gave the first two a cannonball to get down, eyes flashed, and said, "

Let’s not talk about the highlights of the game, let me first predict the result of today’s game,

The Mavericks are completely hopeless at home today, there is no suspense, it is nothing more than a question of how many points they will lose! "

Teacher Su's words sealed the coffin and sentenced Maverick to death.

It's annoying to the side, and I'm not happy at the moment.

I said in my heart that you, Mr. Su, are really fucked up. There is no suspense in the game, and the audience still want to watch it?

There are no viewers watching, so we're still doing a live broadcast here?

No one looks at it, the website can’t make money, so please explain it?

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but say: "I don't agree with Mr. Su's opinion. How can there be no suspense in this game, which will be broadcast live across the United States? On the contrary, there is a lot of suspense. What do the two teachers think?!"

The two teachers, Ma and Yang, were very annoyed when they heard this, not to mention how happy they were, they both had the same thoughts: this old Su pretended not to write drafts, and opened his mouth to assert that the competition was not suspenseful, so who he was.

Mr. Ma was born as an athlete and had a quick temper. He said first, "I agree with Ke Fan's point of view. Basketball is round. If you don't play to the end, the result is unknown."

"Hey, everyone, don't get excited." Teacher Yang squinted his small eyes, pretending to be a peacemaker, and said, "Mr. Su is right, and what Mr. Ma said is also reasonable. It's winter, why don't we bet on it?" Have a meal of boiled mutton?

When the Rockets win, Mr. Ma treats them nicely; when the Mavericks win, Mr. Su pays.

What is my idea? "

The three of them were as clear as a mirror in their hearts. They all knew that Lao Yang was greedy and wanted to be an idiot.

But if the words are so hot, in front of the vast number of netizens, who would have the nerve to admit this cowardly.

"Agreed!" Mr. Su said decisively first.

"I agree! That's it!" Kefan and Teacher Ma responded.