NBA: I went from being a reasonable talker to being a god against the sky

【Ding! 】

system hint?

Long time no see, system girl.

In the past month, this system has been like being at home, and I haven't been working at all!

[Balance update: +4000 from Nowitzki; +1000 from Jason Terry]

Cool!

If you don't come, you don't come, you'll be a good guy once you come!

Looking at the jumping balance panel, the corner of Jiang Hao's mouth curled up in a long-lost arc, and the full moon scimitar was launched again.

The boss of the team is different. With this wave of 4000 negative emotion points, Jiang Hao can imagine how upset Nowitzki is with his eyes closed!

Fuck it, the balance is what matters.

Normally, the players who have already played will high-five the boss of the team who played last.

Dampier, Josh Howard, and Devon Harris all high-fived Jiang Hao.

However, Nowitzki pretended to greet the fans at the scene, and ignored Jiang Hao's extended hand at all.

Seeing Nowitzki's vigor, Jiang Hao felt angry with him.

Didn't you, old Nuo, pretend to be b and not give me high fives?

I'll give it to you directly.

Thinking that Jiang Hao didn't retract his outstretched hand, he directly "touched and killed" Nowitzki's head!

The main point of this "touch the head to kill" action is to rub one's palm on the opponent's head vigorously, and at the same time must say something meaningful in the mouth.

"Hey, the future is yours!"

That's right, Stone Buddha Duncan's stunts in the rivers and lakes.

Touched the little emperor James into a bald old man.

Also touched the Argentine demon sword Ginobili into an Argentine monk.

Jiang Hao's "touching the head to kill" came suddenly. How could Nowitzki think that it was impossible to guard against.

As Jiang Hao left Nowitzki's head with his big hand, the system notification sounded again.

【Ding!From Nowitzki +5000】

Plus the 5000 just now, and I haven't played the game yet, so I earned 10000 negative emotion points.

Jiang Hao smiled.

Devin Harris, Dampier, and Howard are also secretly happy.

This Nowitzki usually uses Wuwu to chatter and slash immediately, and he will make a "Golden Rooster Independent" backward shot at every turn.

Forget about the official games, the daily training also made the teammates very embarrassing.

Due to Nowitzki's height, Jinji raised his feet independently and kicked forward, so that the opposing defender was always kicked.

Who can not be angry if he is kicked and still has to suffer?

Especially center Dampier, let Dirk Nowitzki kick a lot during training.

Point guard German Harris has long been dissatisfied with Nowitzki. He was in urgent need of assists as a point guard, but Nowitzki doesn’t like to catch and shoot. Use pigu to dribble the ball against the opposing defender a few times before making a shot.

Even if a goal is scored, it cannot be counted as an assist by Devon Harris.

Over time, both of them felt that you despise me and I despise you.

The No. [-] spoiler Jiang Hao appeared in the team unexpectedly, but these guys found it quite interesting.

The Dragon Kingdom match is not an official NBA game, and the results of victory or defeat are not important. In addition, it is at the Dragon Kingdom's home court, so Jiang Hao is arranged to start this game, except for Nowitzki and Jason Terry, who didn't start, didn't think much about it.

After the introduction of the starting players of the Mavericks here, the scene suddenly sounded with joyful music like the Chinese New Year.

Morey, the general manager of the Rockets in the stands, stroked his sparse beard, narrowed his eyes, and felt refreshed:

"See, this is the big Yao strategy of labor and capital. Looking at the big market of Longguo with a population of more than one billion, I envy you to death."

The Rockets' first appearance was point guard "Streetball King" Alston.

Alston is the king of the streetball field, and he is a freestyle basketball showman. Since he mainly relies on him to pass the ball to Dayao in the Rockets, he has also accumulated a lot of fans and popularity in Longguo.

Next came Battier, a small forward defensive expert, and Hayes, a miniature power forward with only 1 meters.

These two are blue-collar players. If they switch to another team, they will basically not have much fame and influence.

But it was also good luck, being on the same team as Dayao, Battier directly signed a contract with a certain sports brand Pike in Longguo, and Hayes cooperated with Li Ning, earning a lot of money.

"The next ones to play are two-time NBA regular season scoring champions, Tracy and McGrady!"

Following the very rhythmic voice of the commentary DJ, McGrady opened his sleepy eyes, stepped on those ecstasy calves, and staggered to the center of the venue.

To say that McGrady is a serious superstar with a two-time scoring champion in his hands, and he is one of the "Four Great Shooting Guards" in the NBA!

Speaking of the four major shooting guards, they are similar to Jin Yong's Legend of the Condor Heroes, and they were also named by Longguo fans.

That is, "North Carolina, Southern Mai, Xike, Dongai"!

North Carolina is talking about Vince Carter, and when it comes to Carter's biggest flaw is the windmill slam dunk, which is also unique in the entire NBA.

Not to mention Siko, that is the picturesque Kobe Bryant who can even strike iron.

Dong Ai is talking about the boss of the 76ers, the answer is Allen Iverson.

Look at the physical conditions and talents of the No. 1 picks in the NBA draft. Allen Iverson, who is only 83 meters, can become the No. 96 pick in the [-] golden generation, which shows how abnormal his skills are.

Finally, there is "Nan Mai" Tracy who just appeared on the stage.

As Vince Carter's cousin, Tracy started out as the blue-collar kid next to Cousin Carter.

Who knows that Tracy McGrady, who joined the NBA after graduating from college and high school, is far from a pool.

After being traded to the Orlando Magic, he took off directly on the same spot and won back-to-back NBA regular season scoring champions for two consecutive years. Since then, he has surpassed his cousin Carter in one fell swoop and become a serious superstar.

In particular, the Rockets used the former boss Francis as a bargaining chip, traded Tracy McGrady from the Magic, and became teammates with Dayao, which officially entered the ranks of world-class basketball superstars.

In that corner of the United States, Tracy McGrady must be the last number one superstar to play for the Rockets.

But today is in Dragon Country, and McGrady also understands that in the distant eastern country, Dayao is the No. [-] superstar.

Besides, Tracy McGrady is born with a physical disability, has scoliosis, and often plays on and off. If it weren't for the support of hundreds of millions of fans in Longguo, he also knew that it would be difficult for him to have his current status.

Therefore, when the penultimate player played, Tracy McGrady also died.

"The next one will be the number one basketball superstar in the Dragon Kingdom, the son of Modu, the center of the Rockets, and the NBA All-Star voter... Yao Ming (note the four voices!)"

With the introduction of Dayao by the live dj, the scene became lively like a firecracker during the New Year, and the official competition was about to begin!