NBA: I went from being a reasonable talker to being a god against the sky

June 11, Dallas, American Airlines Center Arena.

Against the Spurs, the king's division, and the Mavericks, who have won seven consecutive victories, Carlisle held a pre-war mobilization meeting.

After scanning the crowd, Carlisle suddenly found that Jiang Hao was not there!

"It's outrageous!" Frowning, Carlisle asked angrily, "Where is Jiang Hao! He didn't even attend the pre-match meeting. Is this a free market? Come and leave whenever you want? Who, who knows where Jiang Hao is! Hurry up!" Call me over for a meeting!"

No one answered.

Carlisle's eagle eyes locked on one person, Devon Harris.

Everyone knows that Harris follows Jiang Hao's ass every day, yelling one after another.

"Devin!" Carlisle was annoyed, "What are you pretending to be old 6, where is Jiang Hao, you don't know? Don't be silly, contact him quickly! It's such a big meeting, how can you be absent without saying hello?"

"Report!" Harris grinned and rolled his eyes, "I don't know where Jiang Hao is! But..."

"But what?" Carlisle snatched the words, "If you have something to say, we will start a war with the Spurs tonight. Can Jiang Hao not come?"

"Coach!" Someone suddenly interrupted, "Jiang Hao was called by the three brothers to visit the Great Immortal!" The person who spoke was actually Nowitzki.

Three Brothers?Carlisle let out a long "huh" and immediately figured it out.

I have heard people say that Cuban, Nelson Jr., and DJ Yongqiang have sworn brothers before.

No, it's more than that. Now it's not just a simple DJ Yongqiang. I heard that this bastard from Longguo has become the team's deputy general manager and has become a boss!

The whole team is owned by the three brothers, and he is at best the head coach. Isn't it okay to take care of the boss's affairs?

Thinking of this, Carlisle stopped nagging and began to arrange for the night against the Spurs.

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On the other side, in Cuban's mansion, a unique ceremony is being held.

In front of the statue of Guan Erye, there were three people kneeling neatly.

Needless to ask, they are the three brothers Cuban, Nelson Jr., and Yongqiang.

What are you doing?

It turned out that it was another moth from Yongqiang.

The team won seven consecutive victories, and Cuban was so happy that he couldn't mention it. When he got home, he called his second and third brothers to drink.

What Burgundy, Munich, vodka, bamboo leaf green...

There is a hodgepodge of all the wines stored at home, regardless of the variety.

It's all about drinking, from 10 o'clock in the evening to dawn in the early morning.

The three drank and fell asleep, and Cuban had a dream.

When the three brothers woke up, Cuban grabbed Yongqiang and told him about his dream.

It turned out that Cuban was in a dream, dreaming of Guan Erye!

According to Cuban, in the dream, Guan Erye took him to a fairyland.

That fairyland seems to be Guan City, Longguo...

After taking a shower, the two found a sauna and held their feet together.

Squeezed right, suddenly rushed into a group of people, with noses not noses, eyes not eyes, and Cuban and Guan Erye were pinned to the ground without saying a word.

She was not allowed to raise her head, her hands were cuffed behind her back, and she was not allowed to wear any pants, so she just squatted in the middle of the night!

When Cuban woke up, he was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat!

When little Nelson heard it, he didn't take it seriously. Are you dreaming? You think about it every day and dream at night. It must be that Big Brother Ku wants to go to Longguo Guan City again.

Yongqiang was not the case, with his eyes tightly closed, he was still muttering something mysteriously in his mouth.

Yongqiang was nagging so energetically that Cuban didn't dare to say anything, he could only wait for Yongqiang to do something.

After a while, Yong Qiang let out a long breath, opened his eyes, and finally said leisurely, "Brother, your dream is not ordinary!"

"Eh~" Seeing Yongqiang's seriousness, Cuban was also a little confused, and asked tentatively, "Third brother, stop selling your official position, tell brother, what's going on!"

"Second Master Guan!" Yong Qiang raised his voice suddenly, pointing his right thumb towards the sky, "Second Master Guan is the god of our Dragon Kingdom, brother, you have traveled far and wide to invite people to come to your country of America, and you will not allow them after a long time Do you miss your hometown? Second Master Guan must be homesick!"

"Oh!" Cuban nodded, and even said a few words "yes!", "Third brother is right, don't say you people from the Dragon Kingdom, even we from the United States, who have been away for a long time, also miss home, What should we do then, why don't we take Second Master Guan back to Longguo's hometown for a few days?"

"NO, no, no~" Yong Qiang shook his head like a rattle, widened his eyes sharply, and said sharply, "Brother, you have mortal eyes, do you know who this second master Guan is?"

"I'll wipe~" Seeing Yongqiang's abnormal appearance, Cuban was also taken aback, stepped back half a step, and asked, "Third brother, what do you mean by that?"

"Hey~" Yong Qiang was amused first, and then said, "Okay, my big brother, let me ask you, where did our Mavericks win seven consecutive victories?"

"Eh~" Cuban's face went numb, he pointed to the little Nelson beside him, and said, "Your second brother is good at leading the team."

"Fart!" Yong Qiang's eyes widened again, almost out of the frame, turned to look at Little Nelson, and asked loudly, "Second brother! Tell me, how did our Mavericks win seven consecutive victories!"

"You, rely on you, rely on you, third brother!" Little Nelson knew that Cuban had been fooled by Yongqiang. At this time, he still couldn't expose it. The key point was Cuban, and he couldn't listen to good words.

"Bah!" Yong Qiang spit out, and his voice was an octave higher, "You're farting too! Our Mavericks' seven-game winning streak is due to Second Master Guan appearing, and second Master Guan's reincarnation!"

"What?!" Cuban and Nelson Jr. sighed in unison, "Second Master Guan reincarnated?!"

"Yes!" Yong Qiang nodded slowly, and then said, "Jiang Hao! Erye Guan reincarnated as Jiang Hao, and this is how he got the first five-double in the NBA. Do you understand!?"

Little Nelson didn't say a word, he basically didn't believe it.

But looking at Cuban again, he suddenly realized.

"Fuck, the boss must have been fooled into believing it by Yongqiang. Looking at the pious expression on his face, I really don't know what ecstasy drug Yongqiang gave him!" Little Nelson was bitter, and dared not say anything .

After pondering for a while, Cuban slapped his thigh fiercely, nodded at Yongqiang and said, "Thanks to you, third brother, why didn't I see it! Hurry up, third brother, you have a lot of face, and Jiang Hao is also a fellow of Longguo , invite Jiang Hao over here, we have to kowtow to Jiang Hao a few times!"

When Yong Qiang heard this, his face was expressionless, his heart was holding back a smile, his mind was running fast, and he said, "You don't need to kowtow, since Second Master Guan showed mercy and came to the world, it is his old man's fate."

"Oh!" Cuban snorted, and asked, "Third brother, what should we do? We can't pretend we don't know and neglect Erye Guan, right?"

"That must not be possible!" Yong Qiang's expression turned serious, and he said seriously, "Big Brother, Second Brother, do you know what is the most cherished thing in Second Master Guan's life?"