NBA: I went from being a reasonable talker to being a god against the sky

Dampier and Harris rushed forward and dragged Nowitzki back.

But it's still too late. In the nba stadium, as long as you keep a good sense of swearing and trash talking, it's usually fine.

But you can't do it with your hands!

It doesn't matter whether you take advantage of it or not, as long as you do it, you are the one who is wrong.

People like Bowen are best at small movements.

Arch fire!

As for Nowitzki, he has a thin skin and can't stand this kind of anger the most.

So I suffered a loss.

The game has not officially started, so it cannot be considered a foul, but the NBA has recorded this matter, and there will inevitably be a fine of tens of thousands of dollars after the game.

Before the match between the two sides started, the smell of gunpowder choked their noses.

Jiang Hao was not idle. Ge You was lying on the bench. Others looked at him as leisurely, but he was actually studying the functions of the system.

Jiang Hao discovered that the system had a function that he hadn't noticed.

Just in the lower right corner of the system home page, there is an inconspicuous yellow question mark.

"Sister of the system, what is the yellow question mark for?"

[Brother host, click to try it out]

"Fuck, isn't there some kind of landmine buried?" Jiang Hao's mouth twitched, wondering what he was afraid of if he tried it.

With a thought, the golden cursor clicked on the question mark.

【Ding!The host has selected this prompt, please click to continue, please ignore to exit]

"Oh? What is the prompt in this field?" Jiang Hao quickly clicked again.

【Ding!Tony Parker Emo Memes Tip: Eva Longoria]

"Oh? It's this thing, it's interesting!"

Jiang Hao nodded secretly, and figured out the so-called prompt in this field.

To put it bluntly, it is from which stalk to stimulate the opponent and earn more emotional points.

Tony Parker's stalk is his wife, Hollywood actress Eva Longoria.

Use this meme to stimulate Parker, and you can earn more emotional points.

Indeed, after a few games, Jiang Hao has already made a name for himself in the NBA.

Simply relying on performance on the field, it is already difficult to earn emotional points.

Otherwise, Jiang Hao wouldn't be able to lie flat on the sidelines.

"Eva, Eva, what are some ways to stimulate Parker?"

Jiang Hao's mind was running fast.

On the field, the game begins!

Dampier's mind sneaked away, and Spurs center Oberto dialed the ball to Parker.

Mr. Popovich sat firmly on the sidelines, and glanced at the Mavericks bench from time to time.

"Carlisle, why didn't you send Jiang Hao on the field? That kid doesn't look like he's injured."

Popovich is so thoughtful, how can Jiang Hao's seven-game winning streak as an mvp substitute on the sidelines not attract his attention.

On the court, Parker passed the ball to Finley.

Finley barely stopped the ball and passed it to Oberto.

Oberto back singles Dampier!

Shaking left and right, Dampier jumped up to block the block.

Oberto is a player from Argentina...

Full body feints.

The point flew Dampier, and it was easy to wipe the board, 2:0.

Carlisle shuddered on the sidelines.

The ball was played mediocrely, and there was no flower in sight, but he could score.

The difference, that's the difference.

It's the Mavericks' turn to attack.

Nowitzki calls Dampier for cover.

Just as Dampier flung his arms over, Oberto complained to the referee, clutching his chin.

The referee was stunned, and blew his whistle after hesitation.

Foul by Dampier, Mavericks.

Dampier glared at the referee's bull's-eye, "Fuck! Well, I fouled!"

But the referee pursed his lips for joy, and the whistle of "shh" sounded again.

Mavericks Dampier, technical foul first.

Dampier wanted to rush up, but Harris rushed over and hugged Dampier from behind.

"What a fool! Another technical foul?" Harris reminded angrily.

This is the strategy of the Spurs.

Every point is for you Mavericks.

Dampier's brain is not working well, so he grabbed your weakness and magnified it.

If you can't get rid of you, you can still get rid of your whole body. Anyway, it's enough to weaken your role on the court.

Dampier technical foul, the Spurs made two free throws.

Finley stepped to the free throw line and made two free throws, 4:0.

The Spurs sent the ball up front to Duncan.

Nowitzki close-to-mark.

Duncan on the driver!

The most powerful forwards in nba.

Mavericks fans at home all held their breath.

In the nba, what you watch is star matchups.

Especially the Spurs and Mavericks have the two strongest power forwards in the league.

Nowitzki is the strongest offensive power forward.

Not to mention Duncan, the most powerful forward in NBA history.

Duncan knew the driver too well, so he beat the driver in a bland manner.

"boom!"

Half turned around and wiped the board, scored 2 points, 6:0.

Nowitzki looked aggrieved, facing Duncan, there was really nothing he could do.

Duncan's nickname, Stone Buddha.

So steady.

Turn around and the Mavericks attack.

Driver 45 degrees, singles Duncan.

Feint breakthrough, emergency stop and fallback jumper!

"Boom!"

Hit the iron.

The golden rooster independently ignores the cover, but it needs to feel.

Obviously, the driver didn't feel very good at the beginning.

Bowen received the rebound.

Finley came down almost simultaneously, shouting, "Pass it to me!"

Stackhouse reacted and tried his best to return to the basket to defend!

Bowen didn't delay either, and a "whoosh" long pass crossed the half court and was accurately delivered to Finley.

Finley's running position is not the Mavericks basket?

But the bottom corner!

At this time, Stackhouse, who ran to the basket and returned to defense, was a little confused.

"What? Don't hit 2 points on a fast break? Shoot a three-pointer?"

He watched Finley make a move helplessly.

"Swish"

Finley scored a three-pointer, 9:0!

In the opening 3 minutes, the Spurs scored zero against the Mavericks away.

Carlisle shook his head and called a timeout helplessly.

"What the hell are you doing! Are the Spurs that strong!? How much more will they lose!?" Carlisle was visibly anxious. He had never been a coach who liked to swear.

The players bowed their heads, seemingly powerless to refute.

"Coach." Harris said suddenly, "We need the boss."

Harris' words were too awkward.

Every fool knows that the boss is not talking about Nowitzki.

It's the Mavericks' new boss, Jiang Hao.

Nowitzki felt a little hot on his face.

With a sore throat, he couldn't help but followed: "Devin is right, coach, we need the boss..."

As soon as Nowitzki said this, it was as if the door was unlocked. Dampier, Stackhouse, and Josh Howard immediately called out, "Coach! Boss, please come out!"

Carlisle had bitterness and hatred on his face, but he was happy in his heart.

I am the head coach anyway, so I can't lick my face and beg Jiang Hao to play, right?

Now everyone unanimously invites you Jiang Hao to play, how can you not give face?

Carlisle turned to look at Cuban.

That's right, the boss Cuban will not miss every home game of the Mavericks.

Seeing Carlisle looking at him, Cuban also understood that Jiang Hao is different now, he is his son-in-law, and Carlisle is asking for his opinion.

In fact, Cuban wants Jiang Hao to play more. After all, who doesn't want to win?

But Cuban knows that his son-in-law is not an ordinary person, just kidding!That is the reincarnation of Guan Erye!

Cuban didn't dare to give orders casually.

Thinking of this, Cuban walked up to Jiang Hao, and asked tentatively, "Good son-in-law, how about some exercise?"