I signed up to become a god in a mental hospital

Time passed, and another three days passed.

On the wall of the gate of the fasting center, Li Qian, who was wearing a black ascetic prison guard uniform, looked at the two figures under the gate speechlessly.

The floating boat, one fat and one thin figure.

"These two idiots..."

Li Qian put his hands in his pockets and sighed.

"Deputy prison chief, we haven't confirmed the identities of these two guys who came to rob the prison. Would you like to shoot them directly on the spot?"

An old prison guard came to Xie Yu's side and asked.

There was a look of anticipation in the eyes.

They haven't seen such a bold and "stupid" robber for a long time!

As his voice fell, the sound of countless bullets being fired in a uniform order appeared on the sea surface, and what was even more excessive was the positions on both sides of the gate.

The two rockets were already aimed at the two fat and fat people in Baili.

On the high platform, the acting warden Xie Yu's expression was uncertain, and at this moment he was also a little confused as to whether these two people were sent by Mr. Yuyu.

"Damn it, fat man, you're going to sacrifice me to the sky!"

On the swaying boat, Cao Yuan pinched Baili's fat neck and shook it, and the blue veins on his neck were faintly visible.

"Don't... shake it, if you shake it again, I'll die..."

Baili Pangpang's fat face was flushed red.

"Who the hell knew that the fasting center was so heavily guarded, besides, I made a fortune when I left home, and everything will go well, there will be no problems!"

After a while, Cao Yuan let go of Baili's fat hand, and straightened his back. He looked like a man born between heaven and earth, how could he be depressed for a long time.

"Unfortunately, I haven't talked about love yet..."

Cao Yuan closed his eyes, and went to die generously!

"Since the two of them surrendered with no hands, we will arrest them and put them in the fasting center. After the identities are found out, we will do follow-up processing!"

Xie Yu hesitated, and finally chose to arrest the two.

After all, he just got the signal from the lord the day before yesterday, and it is very likely that these two people were arranged by the lord to enter the fasting center.

He didn't accept the previous prison guard's suggestion and killed Baili Pangpang and Cao Yuan, who suddenly appeared in the fasting center, on the spot.

It's just that there was a look of disappointment on the prison guard's face.

"Senior, why are you disappointed?"

Li Qian came to the prison guard and asked.

"newcomer?"

The old prison guard glanced at Li Qian's relatively unfamiliar face, and asked with a smile in his eyes.

"I just came to the fasting center three days ago, junior Chuxiu!"

Li Qian nodded and said.

"What do you think of my gun?"

The old prison guard didn't speak, but just handed the gun in his hand to Li Qian and asked.

Li Qian took the old prison guard's gun and glanced at it, then returned the gun in his hand to the old prison guard.

"The juniors don't know much about firearms, but it can be seen that this gun should be maintained by a professional every month!"

Li Qian thought for a while and said.

"Yes, this gun has been with me since I came to the fasting center 18 years ago, and now I am almost 30 years old, this gun has not even fired the first bullet..."

There was a hint of sorrow in the eyes of the old prison guard,

"Forehead…"

A look of embarrassment appeared on Li Qian's face.

At this moment, he understood why the old prison guard had the disappointment on his face when he knew that he couldn't kill Baili Pangpang and Cao Yuan on the spot.

It's been a long time since I practiced shooting like this...

After a while, the door of the fasting center opened, and a warship arrived in front of Baili Pangpang and Cao Yuan.

"My brother and I went astray and came to Guibao Land. I still look at Haihan. Give the two of us a temporary rest for one night, and we will leave tomorrow!"

When Baili Pangpang saw the warship parked in front of his ship, he was suddenly relieved, and quickly said with a smile.

"Me too..."

Cao Yuan imitated Zhang Fei and was preparing to speak at the side.

Unexpectedly, in the next second, several burly prison guards rushed out of the warship, and they couldn't help but press the two of them on the plank of the ship.

Another familiar prison guard started to walk around the two of them. After a while, everything on the two of them was searched except their underpants.

"We really got here by mistake..."

The future Lingbao Tianzun hugged himself with aggrieved face and said.

"Amitabha, don't force me into hell!"

Just when the prison guard was about to reach out to Cao Yuan's indescribable place, Cao Yuan suddenly put his hands together and said solemnly.

"It's not like being bald and pretending to be a donkey..."

The prison guard said with an unhappy face, and then his right hand was ready to poke in to catch the bird...

"Your uncle..."

A fury appeared on Cao Yuan's face.

Immediately, his right hand was ready to grab the black scabbard that the prison guard found out from him and pinned to his waist.

"Don't, endure the calm for a while..."

Baili Pangpang held down Cao Yuan's hand, lowered his head and said in a low voice.

"We came here to protect Qiye's chastity. We can't bear this grievance. How can we achieve great things in the future?"

Baili Pangpang said with a righteous face.

"Amitabha…"

A look of impotent rage appeared on Cao Yuan's face, and he finally closed his eyes when he heard Baili Pangpang mention Lin Qiye's name.

"I don't have anything on me, take it away!"

The prison guard kicked Cao Yuan onto the warship with a look of disdain.

"Little Fatty, it's your turn!"

After sending Cao Yuan to the warship to be imprisoned, the prison guard came to Baili Pangpang and said with a smile on his face.

"What do you mean?"

A hint of doubt appeared on Baili's fat face.

The fat body subconsciously took half a step back, but his hands involuntarily became the heirs of today's Wudang sect.

"Are you taking it off yourself or should I do it?"

The prison guard asked with a look of disgust.

"The Buddha said that if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, can my brother not take it off?"

Baili Pangpang asked without tears.

"See, those guns are all loaded, and they haven't had real target shooting training for a long time. If you don't take them off, I'll let them use you as a target!"

A smile appeared on the prison guard's face and he said.

"Depend on!"

Baili Pangpang took off his pants without hesitation when he heard this, revealing the money inside.

"Hey~ she's not too young!"

"..."

A moment later, Baili Pangpang was also imprisoned in the warship and went to the interior of the fasting center.

On the high platform, Li Qian took the two newly developed photos and Polaroid into his system space in a leisurely manner.

"I'm looking forward to their expressions when they see these two photos..."

Immediately, Li Qian disappeared on the high platform.

At the same time, Baili Pangpang and Cao Yuan went round and round to Xie Yu's office.

"There are surveillance everywhere in the fasting house. I am not very clear about the task that the adults ask you, but don't leave here before there is chaos!"

Xie Yu said to Baili Pangpang with a serious face.

"Oh…"

Cao Yuan looked confused, but Baili Pangpang nodded quickly.

"Our stuff..."

Just as Baili Pangpang opened his mouth, Xie Yu handed over all the things he had just found from the two of them to Baili Pangpang.

"Remember, don't leave this room!"

After Xie Yu finished speaking, he left the room eagerly.

"By the way, this is also the hexagram image shown in the hexagram you calculated? After you go out, please take me there too, I want to do the hexagram too!"

After Xie Yu left, Cao Yuan's eyes lit up and he spoke to Baili Pangpang.

"I'm damn...is this hexagram really so evil..."

Seeing the lost and recovered things returned to his hands, Baili Pangpang felt that the chastity of saving Lin Qiye was at his fingertips...