I signed up to become a god in a mental hospital

"So you guys are the special team sent by the top to solve the mystery of the ants that appeared in the Xing'an Mountains this time?"

Inside the Forest Protection Bureau of Anta County, Li Deyang pointed to Baili's fat face with a ghostly expression on his face and said.

"This kid looks exactly like the stupid son of Widow Zhang's next door to me, and he is also a night watchman, and you are the only ones left in the night watchman?"

Li Deyang continued to speak, as if trying to correct the facts that Lin Qiye told him.

"Uncle, let's seek truth from facts, and you don't need to rise to personal attacks, right! Did I provoke you?"

"Your family are the sons of Widow Zhang's family next door..."

A look of displeasure appeared on Baili's fat face and he said.

"But…"

A look of hesitation appeared on Li Deyang's face.

To be honest, he didn't doubt that Li Qian and others were night watchmen, but these guys in front of him were indeed too young!

"Captain Li is really worried that our strength will not be able to solve the mysterious existence of ants this time, right?"

Lin Qiye said with a slight smile on his face.

"Um…"

Li Deyang hesitated and nodded.

"Captain, someone doubts your strength, do you want to show him something?"

Lin Qiye turned his head and asked Li Qian, who was studying some content recorded on the writing board, and said.

"it is good!"

Li Qian nodded.

The next moment, a terrifying imperial prestige emanated from Li Qian's body, and Li Deyang and Chen Han knelt on the ground involuntarily in an instant.

And it gradually continued towards the action of bowing his head and proclaiming himself a vassal.

The next moment, the terrifying Emperor Wei disappeared, and Li Deyang and Chen Han slumped on the ground, with horror on their faces.

Just relying on the breath alone can make the two of them lose their fighting power in an instant, which is probably impossible for ordinary sea-level powerhouses.

"I'm sorry, the shot was heavy!"

Seeing the eyes of Li Deyang and Chen Han as if they were looking at monsters, Li Qian touched his nose with some embarrassment.

But the heart is extremely happy!

Is this the feeling of pretending to be 13? It's really intoxicating!No wonder there are sentences like holding the sun and the moon and picking the stars, there is no one like me in the world.

"How do you two feel? Our captain has a mysterious record of killing Klein!"

Baili Pangpang said with a smile on the side.

"As expected of Daxia's fifth special team, it's Chen Han and I who are a bit of a frog in the bottom of the well..."

Li Deyang said with a wry smile on his face.

"Captain Li's words are serious, we know that Captain Li obstructs us, but it's not intentional to embarrass us!"

Li Qian shook his head and said.

As a human being in two lifetimes, he is not some ignorant fool, so he can naturally see why Li Deyang doubted himself just now.

It seems that after today, I need to go to the people above to ask some information about the special team Zhetian!

"It's not too late, please trouble Captain Li to take us to the place where the mysterious traces of ants were found first,"

Lin Qiye said after seeing Li Deyang's lack of consideration on his face.

"it is good!"

Li Deyang nodded, picked up the shotgun on the table, and then inserted the Star Knife into the black scabbard behind him.

After hesitating for a moment, he put the neatly stacked dark red cloak on himself from a black box.

"Chen Han, you stay here to prevent outsiders."

Immediately, as if thinking of something, Li Deyang said to Chen Han who was arranging his equipment.

"Row!"

Chen Han was stunned for a moment, then nodded and put the star knife in his hand back into the black box, then sat on the chair.

"Let's go!"

After getting ready to go, Li Deyang said.

"Actually, there's no need to make it so grand, it's not just a mystery that seems to be a sea realm..."

Li Qian hesitated for a moment and said.

"The mystery of the sea is just..."

When Li Deyang heard this, a constipated expression appeared on his face.

Why did he suddenly feel that the captain of the Zhetian squad likes to pretend to be 13...

Even some enjoy it.

After opening the door, Cao Yuan went straight to the parked horseman.

"Xing'an Mountain is not very far from here. It takes about an hour to walk, but the road is more difficult to drive. I suggest that it is more appropriate for you to walk with me!"

Li Deyang took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, lit one familiarly and said.

After the words fell, he took another sharp breath, as if dispelling the biting chill on his body.

"Listen to Captain Li!"

Lin Qiye nodded at the side and said.

"In fact, sometimes things are not as troublesome as imagined. For example, finding a mount in this situation is also a good choice!"

Li Qian said with a smile on his face.

"Come out, Brother Squidward!"

In the next lesson, a miniature version of Octopus appeared in front of Li Qian, and in the next second, he transformed into a huge octopus about five meters high!

"boarding!"

Li Qian kicked Brother Octopus.

Immediately, several tentacles of Brother Octopus appeared at the feet of Lin Qiye and the others.

Lin Qiye hesitated for a moment before stepping on the tentacles. The next second, the octopus tentacles lifted him up, and an animal skin chair emerged from a suction cup.

"Brother Octopus! Let's go!"

Li Qian spoke after sitting on the chair.

Immediately, Brother Octopus moved Li Qian and the others quickly towards the abandoned forest farm where the mysterious traces of ants were found.

"Good guy, even the mount is a tentacle monster..."

Baili Pangpang looked at the fast-moving deep-sea monster Brother Octopus, with an extremely obscene expression on his face.

"If I'm not mistaken, the Squid Brother under our feet should be the legendary deep-sea monster Kraken, terrifying and mysterious at the Klein level!"

Lin Qiye who was on the side had a strange expression on his face when he heard what Baili Pangpang said.

"real or fake…"

Baili's chubby face froze and asked cautiously.

"I have seen…"

Lin Qiye said with a complex expression.

The day of Cangnan disaster is still vivid in his mind, as if it happened yesterday.

"I rely on!"

In the next second, Baili Pangpang felt his body spinning, and his whole head was less than one centimeter close to the ground.

"Brother Octopus, I was wrong..."

The voice of Baili Fatty crying for his father and mother followed.

"After being transformed by me in Cangnan, this guy has become my exclusive mount, but it's a pity that I'm a bit too heavy!"

After hearing Lin Qiye's words, Li Qian said with a slight smile on his face.

Immediately, a cup of pearl milk tea appeared in his hand.

"Would you like a drink?"

Li Qian asked.

"No!"

Lin Qiye saw the pearl milk tea in Li Qian's hand, a wry smile appeared on his face, then he shook his head and said.

He is not Li Qian, he possesses infinite levels of strength, and his combat power is comparable to that of a god. He is fearless in the face of the mystery of a sea environment.

I am only in the Sichuan realm. If I am careless, death may not be very far away from him...

"By the way, what did you mean when you said that the shot was too heavy?"

Lin Qiye asked suddenly.

"It's nothing, it's just that Brother Octopus has a problem with his head, and his strength is sometimes like a roller coaster... sometimes strong and sometimes weak..."

Li Qian sighed and said.

"Ma De...pretend to be 13 again...Let's kill this fellow from the Shrouding Team called Li Qian by sending a thunderbolt!"

Near Li Qian and Lin Lin Qiye, after hearing what Li Qian said, Li Deyang involuntarily clenched the shotgun in his hand.

He seems to have killed Li Qian, a criminal pretending to be 13, with one shot!