I'm just a cannon fodder villain, why are you attacking me?

Back in the yard where he lived, Lu Sumu was in a good mood.

Just as he was thinking about how to use the thorny weeds in his hand, he suddenly heard the voice of the master.

"Lu! Su! Wood!"

The voice of the sect master was gnashing his teeth.

Lu Sumu's heart skipped a beat.

"Last night, where did you die?"

The head was sitting on the edge of his bed, staring at him with beautiful eyes full of resentment, wishing he could eat him alive.

Where is the attitude of the master towards his disciples?No matter how you look at it, it looks like a daughter-in-law interrogating her own man.

Lu Sumu smiled awkwardly, and said: "Master, I went to the back mountain last night to enjoy the flowers and the moon, the autumn fragrance, and to understand life and the great way."

"Guess I believe it or not?"

Ok.

The person in charge is not so easy to fool, at least she is the fairy sister who is more than 500 years old.

Although it seems that she is only in her early twenties, her mind is by no means comparable to that of a 20-year-old girl.

For a while, the scene was somewhat awkward.

"Okay, my lord, I was wrong."

At this moment, admitting mistakes is the best policy.

Having been with this lady in charge for these years, Lu Sumu knows very well that she is a woman who takes soft things but not tough ones, and she must never be stubborn, and never go against her.

It seems cold and unkind, but in fact, as long as you admit your mistakes in time, you will basically not be punished.

My heart is very soft.

"Aside from admitting your mistakes, do you know anything else?" The headmaster pointed to the washboard on the floor with a serious face: "Kneel down for me."

Ok.

Not returning home at night is still a big problem, and kneeling on the washboard cannot escape.

Lu Sumu knelt down obediently.

The head of the house rested his chin lazily on the head of his bed, and asked, "Tell me honestly, did you sneak down the mountain last night?"

Lu Sumu shook his head.

"Um?!"

The other party's tone changed, and the murderous intent appeared, which frightened him so much that he had no choice but to nod in recognition.

"Bastard! How dare you rely on me to pamper you?!"

The headmaster immediately sat up straight, drew out the small leather whip, and made a gesture to whip him.

However, Lu Sumu, who had been prepared for a long time, took out a box of rouge with lightning speed and handed it to the head of the house.

The head of the sect was angry and funny: "Heh. You want to bribe me with this crap?"

Lu Sumu pretended to be wronged: "I don't have any talent for cultivation, and I have to go down the mountain sooner or later. Now that I have reached this age, I am afraid that the day when I leave you is getting closer and closer. I am thinking, I want to respect you more ...Is there something wrong with that too?"

This sincere nonsense made the headmaster feel a little pain in his heart.

He wants to leave Qingming Mountain?

That's right, in this Qingming Mountain where geniuses walk everywhere and the arrogance is not as good as a dog, it is almost impossible for a good-for-nothing like Lu Sumu to survive.

After returning from Li Zhuang, it should be the five-year trial meeting.

If he can't win two out of ten games, then he will go downhill.

Seeing his cultivation at the early stage of Qi refining, the headmaster had to sigh.

"Lu Sumu, do you really want to go down the mountain?"

"How is it possible! If I can, I certainly want to accompany you more, after all, you are the kindest and most beautiful master in the world!"

The two looked at each other.

There is a bit of sincerity in each other's eyes.

The head of the sect couldn't stop the turmoil in his heart when he recalled the details of the past three years and Lu Sumu's confession to him nearly a hundred times.

However, as a long-thinking head, she would never agree to Lu Sumu's teasing.

"Since you don't want to go down the mountain, show some perseverance and practice hard for me. Don't go out to mess around all day, hum."

As he said that, the master suddenly stood up and left Lu Sumu's small courtyard.

Although she didn't say anything, she had secretly made up her mind in her heart.

She couldn't agree to Lu Sumu's rude request, but she could come over at night and quietly provide Lu Sumu with some small help.

She also carefully put the rouge box in her hand into her pocket.

After going back, she carefully took it out and opened its cover.

This familiar aroma made her smile knowingly.

Few people know that she likes this gardenia-like fragrance, but Lu Sumu has never missed it.

This kid is a bit fiddly, but he is really careful when he is careful.

"What a piece of wood! You actually gave me such a bright red rouge. At my age, can I use such a fancy thing?"

With that said, she closed the lid again.

"You can try it during the celebration..."

Just as he was about to put it into the jewelry box, he heard someone tell from outside the door that several disciples volunteered to accept Li Zhuang's entrustment and follow the master down the mountain to slay demons.

Xiao Yu, who was mixed in the crowd, lowered his head, pretending to be pious.

"Are you all going to rebel? Why don't you do your homework and form gangs to come to me!"

It was just a whisper at first, but now it gradually became louder:

"My lord, we also want to make contributions!"

"Yes, why is Lu Sumu the only one who can follow you?"

"You can't always favor this kid, can you?"

"He has been on the mountain for ten years and he is just a waste in the early stage of Qi refining!"

Hearing these words, the master snorted coldly.

She is a person who is soft but not tough, and also a very thoughtful and assertive person. In the current situation, she can tell at a glance that there is definitely a mastermind in the lead!

Otherwise, with these few pig brains, I wouldn't have the guts to yell at her.

She didn't say anything, just said: "Since everyone has the intention to go down the mountain, then I can't stop it."

As she spoke, she pretended to be unintentional and looked at Xiao Yu in the crowd.

Immediately afterwards, the master head began her performance.

"Li Zhuang's matter is not trivial, and the danger is beyond what you can imagine. I didn't want you, the pride of the sky, to take risks. I wanted you to practice on the mountain for a few more years! Now... oh, that's all, don't say it. Already!"

"Lu Sumu's cultivation base is a bit low, but at least he is bold and careful. Besides, he begged me hard, wanted a chance to redeem his sins, and signed the life and death certificate early, so I agreed to take him down the mountain .”

"Among you, those who voluntarily apply to go down the mountain, go to the steward and sign a certificate of life and death before coming back! If you can't come back, I can also explain to your relatives."

Life and death status? !

Everyone was shocked.

What kind of difficult task is this, and such a thing needs to be signed?

Didn't Xiao Yu say that it was just an ordinary small task?

As for Xiao Yu, he had mixed feelings in his heart.

As a reborn person, he knew that Li Zhuang's mission was not easy.

In the previous life, if Xiao Yu hadn't taken action, these stupid dogs would all have died.

He couldn't help trying to figure out the connotation of the headmaster's words, and the more he thought about it, the more subtle it became: the headmaster didn't take them down the mountain because he was afraid that they would be damaged in Lizhuang, so why did the headmaster insist on taking Lu Sumu down the mountain with this trash? think……

Want to find a chance to deal with Lu Sumu?

The leader's thoughts are a bit vicious.

However, it is reasonable, after all, this trash Lu Sumu will not do anything other than tarnish the reputation of Qingming Mountain.

Thinking of this, Xiao Yu smiled knowingly, and couldn't help looking at the head of the sect with a profound look.

That's right, Xiao Yu is the only place in the head's heart.

It was so in the last life, and it must be so in this life.

Lu Sumu harassed her all the year round, she must have hated this bastard for a long time and wanted to deal with it quickly.

"My lord, I will sign the certificate of life and death!"

Xiao Yu directly raised his hand and shouted arrogantly:

"Manly man, how could anyone run away?! We are all direct disciples of Qingming Mountain, and we have already put life and death aside, and we will never let people see the joke in vain, everyone, right?"

The disciples who were originally flinching were about to roll their eyes when they heard this.

Brother, you are not afraid of death, but we are!

If you pretend to be aggressive, just pretend to be aggressive. What do you do when you pull us on? !

The master nodded, and looked at Xiao Yu with the same meaningful eyes: "So, very good."

Sure enough, it's your brat who stands out.