I'm just a cannon fodder villain, why are you attacking me?

Lu Sumu was somewhat confused at the moment.

The first thing I struggle with is molesting this thing myself, what is the probability of being disabled?

Judging from his experience as a disciple in the past three years, the probability of being beaten to death is zero, the probability of being injured and needing to recuperate for a few days is 80%, and the probability of being crippled and needing to recuperate for a month is 10%. , the probability of being beaten into a vegetative state...

Forget it, forget it.

Brave villains, not afraid of difficulties!

Judging from the strong killing intent on the other party, if you don't molest her, you will die tonight, maybe you will be eaten alive without leaving a whole body.

Only by following the system's prompts and being brave once can there be a possibility of survival.

What are you afraid of?

Mere female zombies!

"Hey, Xiao Daoist, you are very handsome."

The woman in red obviously noticed that Lu Sumu was pretending to sleep.

She walked into the room with small steps, and sat on the edge of Lu Sumu's bed without any hesitation.

As soon as she entered the room, those magical tools for exorcising demons began to hum and burst one by one. Even the ancestral magic-breaking talisman of Qingming Mountain pasted by Lu Sumu on the bedside spontaneously ignited and burned to pieces. ashes.

Made!

How could such a monster be slashed by the little scum of the hero's Qi refining period? !

Lu Sumu seriously suspected that the original book was a lie.

Even if it's for the male protagonist, it's not like this, is it?

He took a deep breath and slowly opened his eyes: "Little lady visited late at night, could it be that she has taken a fancy to me and wants to do something ulterior with me?"

This tone is still the kind of frivolity that he has cultivated in the past three years.

A pair of misty peach blossom eyes, with a hint of ambiguity that was just disguised.

The woman in red was stunned.

Is this kid really not afraid of death?

Which part of my body looks like a good stubble?

How dare he speak lightly of her!

Hmm, very bold and interesting.

"Xiao Daoist, look at what you said. This is the first time I have met you today. How can you want to do that kind of thing with someone when you meet for the first time?"

Lu Sumu shook his heart and directly grabbed the opponent's slender hand.

This pair of cold hands made his teeth crack.

However, he still braced himself and continued to play hooligans: "If the relationship lasts for a long time, how can it be day and night? The little lady is affectionate, so I naturally intend..."

"puff."

The woman in red really smiled.

The way she smiled was actually a bit playful and cute.

"You boy, can't you see that I'm not human?"

Lu Sumu smiled: "It doesn't matter if you're human or not? It's hard to say about love. When the feeling comes, anywhere can be a battlefield."

"Hehe, he's a fat man."

Such courage, even if it was pretended, was enough to make the woman in red look at him with admiration.

She grabbed Lu Sumu by the collar and dragged him to her.

The beautiful face suddenly turned into a terrifying appearance with blue face and fangs.The sharp long teeth, only a few centimeters away, can directly bite into Lu Sumu's neck!

Although Lu Sumu had been mentally prepared, he was still so frightened that he almost lost his mind.

"Now? Little Daoist, do you still like me?"

"I like it! I like it so much! I feel that my sister is very strong. I just like a strong woman like my sister. I can't put it down!"

Lu Sumu's ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense is a must.

Is being an apprentice for three years for nothing?

The woman in red caressed his fair face, as if she was looking at a beautiful piece of art: "Hey, Master Xiaodao, if you were born a thousand years earlier, maybe we could really become a couple of gods."

Lu Sumu: "Can't we do it now?"

"Now? Hehe, people and ghosts go their own way, there is no balance between good and evil, Master Xiaodao."

In this tone, it sounded a bit regretful.

Lu Sumu didn't dare to take it lightly, and still looked at her without blinking, trying to pretend to be affectionate.

The two stared at each other for a long time, speechless for a long time.

There was a sudden crowing sound outside the window.

"That's all! Little Daoist, it's getting late, I'll come to see you another day."

The woman in red was about to leave, but she stopped and looked back at Lu Sumu.

This kid is full of lies to coax women, no matter how you look at it, he is unreliable.

It was obviously the person I wanted to kill immediately, but I wanted to do it several times, but I was not willing, which is really strange.

"You keep saying that you want me, then, do you want to leave some tokens with me?"

"Then, this is for you."

In order to save his life, Lu Sumu had to take out a thorn grass that he carried with him and hand it to her.

No idea!

You can't take off your pants and give them away, can you?This is too shameless.

"I don't care for this kind of thing. I want something close to you." The woman in red narrowed her eyes slightly, and the murderous intent gradually came up again.

She hates men who fool her!

If she doesn't bring his most precious thing, she will kill him tonight.

Lu Sumu complained inwardly.

Personal things, right?Okay, if you don't mind, I'll give you the underpants!

In order to save his life, Lu Sumu decided to be a hooligan to the end. He took off his underpants, took them out of the bed, and threw them to her.

"Little lady, do you dare to ask for this thing?"

"you……"

The woman in red was really frightened.

When the underpants flew over, she subconsciously picked them up, and only after receiving them did she realize what a dirty thing it was!

However, if she really threw it away, it would seem that she couldn't afford it.

She snorted and put it into the storage bag pretending to be calm.

"Is there anything you dare not ask for? Hmph."

She turned around and left without stopping.

Lu Sumu, who was lying on the bed, was about to cry: Is this female zombie serious?They even want this kind of thing!According to normal logic, every lady should scream and throw this thing away after picking it up, right?

"I gave away my underpants, and the evil value has not increased by a single point."

Lu Sumu shed tears of sadness.

Could it be that what I did just now was not enough to make this female zombie feel "disgusted" and "offended"?Wouldn't her patience be so good!

"This world is too unfriendly to hooligans."

……

the next morning.

Everyone in Qingming Mountain was woken up by bursts of sharp cries.

Lu Sumu quickly dressed and got up, pushed the door and went out.

"It's not good, buddy! It is said that the people in the yard next door are all dead." Zheng Cheng got up earlier than Lu Sumu, and even filled the water tank in the yard, and steamed two large pots of steamed buns.

"By the way, buddy, do you want meat buns? I'll get you two big, free meat buns!"

Lu Sumu waved his hand.

What time is it, can you still eat?This kid's mentality is really outrageous.

He followed the crowd to the next yard.

At this time, Xiao Yu, Nan Xing, and several other senior sisters had already arrived here.

Xiao Yu squatted down, lifted the white cloth, and glanced at the condition of the deceased.

Sure enough, just like the previous life, all the meridians in the body were cut off, and the blood was sucked dry to die!

Still, things are slightly different...

In Xiao Yu's memory, corpses of this kind of death can only be found in ruined temples where ghosts hide. How could there be such corpses here?

How could that thing come to Li's yard!

If they came, how could they only kill so few people?

Xiao Yu couldn't figure it out, but he had a rather ominous premonition in his heart: Since he was reborn, many things have been different from what he expected. Why?

"Everyone, have you discovered anything now?"

Li Yuanwai's concubine walked in from outside the courtyard, stroking her slickly combed hair and walking gracefully.

"Oh! It's really scary, so many servants died?"

She pretended to be panicked, and subconsciously wanted to pick up a handsome young disciple and lean on him.

However, both Xiao Yu and Lu Sumu had the foresight to avoid it.

As a result, she was caught off guard and lay on top of Zheng Cheng who was concentrating on eating steamed buns.

Zheng Cheng didn't notice that the people around him had changed, he thought that the one standing beside him was still his good buddy Lu Sumu, so he put his arm around the other's shoulder and patted him hard twice.

"Hey! Brother, tell me, shall we have chicken for supper tonight?"

The little concubine was almost smashed to pieces by him, and when she was angry, she pushed him away: "Presumptuous! Who allows you to be so rude?"

however……

This move of hers startled the other people present.

You know, Zheng Cheng's weight is not 190 jin, but also 180 jin, and he was pushed five meters away by the palm of her, a pitiful little woman? !