When Valoran meets the hero of American comics

"The prank is over, kid!" Tony raised the arm that contained the parts of the suit and said to the little boy who was still smiling.Pinshu.com (..)

This suit is not the one he usually uses, but a lightweight suit specially developed for the dance. The actual performance of the suit on Flying Road can be said to be vastly different.

But fortunately, he has not put into action the idea of ​​"dismantling the independent palladium arc reactor energy supply system". Otherwise, except for himself, who can use the chest reactor to provide energy, others will not be able to use it, let alone to protect Pepper. .

Although the suit is only equipped with the left arm, the armor of the left arm is also equipped with weapons. The low-power current cluster cannon and ejection are enough for him to catch the opponent.

Yes, catch it.

Tony is not a well-trained agent, and he cannot kill a child without changing his face, even if the child is a very bad asshole.

Even when he was controlled by anger and fear just now because Pepper was in danger, he never thought of killing the boy. Now that he has calmed down, he would not make that choice.

However, it is inevitable for him to suffer some pain.

Thinking this way, Tony silently increased the transmission power.

The lilac current beam shot towards the boy, and Tony couldn't wait to see him fall to the ground and twitch.

However, the blue light shield on the boy's body lit up, lightly blocking the current beam directed at him and the subsequent ejection. The mouth of the bottle pointed at Tony did not move at all.

"Jarvis, analyze..."

Before he finished speaking, Tony saw a dazzling blue light on the glass muzzle facing him, and then the boy's voice, which was obviously enhanced by the amplification equipment: "So...Tony, keep smiling, and then... say hello--"

"Whoosh-"

Unlike Tony's imagination, the muzzle of the cannon, which was made of ordinary glass, did not explode. The fusiform shells surrounded the blue light and rushed out of the bottle-shaped cannon. The screams caused pain in the eardrums of the crowd lying around the boy.

Looking at the rapidly flying shells, Tony didn't feel much fear in his heart.

"Maybe it would be good to die like this?"

At first, Tony was confident that he could solve the palladium poisoning situation, but the successive failures made him lose his original enthusiasm. Instead of being killed by the palladium poisoning that could break out at any time, it would be better to die under gunfire like this, like Like a heroic hero.

"Sir, the armor will be ready soon."

Jarvis's words rang through the sound wave collector in his ears, awakening Tony who had almost given up resistance because of his pessimism.

Are you kidding me, if he is killed by a kid, he will be elected as the dumbest superhero in the history of the United States, right?

Thinking like this, he subconsciously raised his left arm loaded with armor, trying to use an electric current beam to detonate the cannonball in advance.

However, even though it was only a moment of trance, for Tony, the two seconds of trance had made him completely lose the chance to resist.

The artillery shell was already close to the eyes, and the flying suit had just reached the window.

Inwardly complaining about his dismantling the decoy system for the sake of the portability of the armor, Tony crossed his left arm in front of him to increase his chances of survival in the subsequent explosion as much as possible.

Facts have proved that most people who have a death wish are temporarily unable to think about it. After that period of time, the desire and instinct to survive still dominate.

However, just like the explosion of the hand cannon, the explosion of the shell Tony was prepared for still did not occur.

The rapidly approaching cannonball stopped in mid-air, as if it had lost all kinetic energy in an instant.

"Crack-"

The front end of the cannon opened automatically, and the red round object flew out, hitting Tony's right cheek before the suit was loaded on him.

The huge impact caused Tony to fly backwards and hit the back wall of the stage hard, causing him to moan in pain.

"Tony—"

The shell did not explode, and Pepper naturally gained control of the portable suit.

She quickly rushed to Tony's side and held her lover in her arms.

"Dear," Tony, whose face was covered with blood, looked at Pepper's red and gold suit and said weakly, "Now you are also red outside."

"you……"

Pepper wanted to hit the inconspicuous guy a few times, but he raised his arm wrapped in steel and was reluctant to slap it.

"Very... very good idea!"

Tony stood up with Pepper's help, looked at the shell casings that had fallen to the ground, and did not hesitate to praise him.

At this time, everyone already understood: the fusiform object flying in the air just now was not a cannonball, but some kind of metal shell.

The red glove connected to the shell with a spring-like connector was the real attack method, and it was the one that hit Tony hard in the face just now.

"Broken Face Missile Fist" is a weapon developed by Yi based on the idea of ​​a certain device that Jinx had when she was a child.

It compresses the real attacking object inside by accumulating kinetic energy, and then releases it spontaneously after reaching the conservation node of the shallow momentum of the internal and external suspension pressure.

Perhaps for those who are intensively studying Hex technology, this kind of item that uses relevant knowledge superficially does not have much technical content, but Yi is very satisfied with his results.

He had never engaged in research and development work in his previous life, and most of the weapons and items he produced in this life relied on Jinx's drawings. "Broken Face Missile Fist" was the first one he independently developed using the knowledge he learned about Hex technology. items.

Although the technical content was very low, it brought him a huge sense of accomplishment.

It is precisely because of this sense of achievement that he really loves R&D and production, instead of being content with being a yes-man who collects and realizes drawings.

So, he spent all the 7800 "legendary points" he had collected after five months of hard work. Except for buying the drawings of the "expansion package", he exchanged the rest for knowledge books.

After "eating" four or five books with the suffix "Jinx Graffiti Edition", Yi really felt that the "painter" lady who did not want to be named should correct her attitude towards learning.

Fortunately, after gaining the "graffiti" ability and then "eating" such graffitied knowledge books, you will gain some of Jinx's criminal experience and weapon operation experience, which can be considered rewarding in comparison.

Otherwise, Yi would definitely cry to death in front of the computer.

You know, this "legendary value" of nearly [-] is hard-earned.

For them, Yi spent all his spare time going to various elementary schools and communities to play pranks, and then spread some strange stories on the Internet to collect a small amount of legendary values ​​and slowly accumulate them.

……

"Your toys are very creative, but the mischief ends there!"

Tony, who had put on the Iron suit, of course no longer needed Pepper's support. He signaled his girlfriend to hide aside, and threatened the little bastard who punched him: "If you admit your mistake, Iron Man will give you A chance to reform, but if you are still naughty, I’m afraid today’s experience will become a nightmare in your childhood.”

"The scariest dream I had as a child was that the red and gold toilet in my house flew away. The truth is, you have done what you promised."

Although he knew that Tony Stark's character was like that, it still made Yi very unhappy when he heard that his most proud achievement was called a "toy".

What's more, the purpose of his trip is to play a young genius with a bad personality to antagonize Iron Man. Of course, he will not let him let himself be wronged.

"Kid, when I lift you up and spank you, you know what you see is not a toilet, but a superhero!"

Yi's bad attitude made Tony angry and weird: looking at the other party's behavior, it didn't look like he was carrying out a terrorist attack, but more like he simply wanted to teach himself a lesson.

If the other person was an adult, Tony Stark, who had always been self-centered, would not care what he thought, but when he was facing a child who was full of resentment towards him, he couldn't help but feel better.

It stands to reason that he should have the most teenage fans. How come there is such a guy who seems to dislike him so much?

"who do you think You Are?"

Yi expressed his disdain towards Tony with his fingers very vividly: "Hero, are you worthy?"

"Kid," Tony was really angry: "You should ask those people I saved if I deserve it!"

"How many people have you saved and are you considered a hero?"

“How cheap!”

Yi snorted and said to Tony: "Compared to those who sacrifice themselves for lofty ideals, you act like a showy bar girl!"

"Oh——" Tony deliberately prolonged his tone: "Do you know about bar girls? Life is very rich, kid!"

"By the way, can you reach her breasts? Your tip won't be in vain!"

Rao Shiyi was mentally prepared for Tony's mouth, and was almost angry with him, but fortunately he reacted in time, deliberately clenching his teeth and twisting the muscles of his cheeks, looking as if he was extremely angry.

Staring hard at the snickering crowd, Yi showed the annoyance that a child of this age should show: "You can't do anything here, I'll wait for you outside, and let everyone see by the way. It's insulting." How the Tin Woodman, the word hero, was purified."

"Purification..." Some familiar words quickly reminded Tony of the "letter of challenge" he received a few days ago, and the name on it: "Are you Prefer?"

"My name is Yi Glazer. Purification is the name of this operation. Did you read the letter I sent you carefully and didn't you notice that there is no arrow next to 'Puriver'?"

"Obviously, that's not a person's name!"

"..." Tony was full of swear words and didn't know where to start, so he subconsciously defended himself: "If it's not your name, why did you write it next to the black stick figure?"

"You don't understand, this is art!"

"I……"

This was the first time that Tony had heard that stick figures drawn with crayons were art. He couldn't help but worry about the aesthetic and artistic development trends of the next generation in America.

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