pond fish

"Don't be dirty." Zhao Bao'er couldn't help saying, "You are already a little cucumber."

Gu Siyuan shrugged her shoulders, looked at Lin Jiajia and said, why do you want to describe it as yellow and you want to look at me? It is in your understanding. Do you think I am better at it? "

Lin Jiajia nodded, taking it for granted, "Yes!"

Gu Siyuan: "..."

"Get out." Gu Siyuan said involuntarily, and then boasted a bit, "I'm small and fresh. I'm a pure and beautiful girl!"

Lin Jiajia said, "Oh, your words are only deceiving young people who are ignorant."

Gu Siyuan scratched her, "You are more yellow than me!"

Zhao Baoer said with a smile, "If you want to say pure, I am the purest."

Both Lin Jiajia and Gu Siyuan looked at her, with words written all over their faces, I believe you have ghosts.

Zhao Bao'er pursed her lips, coughed lightly, "It's what it is. I'm the one who can resist even the beauty of Gu Si Nian~"

Gu Siyuan said, "If you are stupid, just say it!"

Lin Jiajia immediately said, "My minister seconded the proposal."

Zhao Baoer: "..."

The three laughed furtively for a while, and Lin Jiajia asked Zhao Baoer, "So that's why you married Gu Sinian in a flash marriage? Is it because Gu Sinian helped you suppress the heat? Actually, you like him, right?"

Zhao Bao'er thought about it seriously, and then said, "When Mommy mentioned the flash marriage, I really thought that Gu Sinian had a good reputation, and this person should also be good. In addition, what is the relationship between me and Gu Xiaowu? I married Gu Sinian Missing will definitely not be a loss, why is Gu Xiaowu also on my side? Do you like it? It’s not really a big deal, but I have a good impression, I just think this person is not bad! Oh, my flash marriage is really not what you think It's so complicated, don't you all guess me? I've said it many times, I just want to have a sweet relationship, do you have to misinterpret me?"

Zhao Baoer said a lot, Lin Jiajia blinked, and then said, "Oh, that's it, okay, I got it."

Zhao Baoer: "..."

At this moment, Gu Siyuan's cell phone vibrated, and she remembered that she had sent a message to Gu Sinian just now, and it should be Gu Sinian who replied to the message.

Gu Siyuan immediately turned on her phone excitedly, clicked on WeChat, and saw the message Gu Sinian sent her.

Gu Sinian: That's it?

When Gu Siyuan saw this message, she couldn't help but smacked. These two words clearly revealed contempt and disdain. She probably felt that these young male students were not worthy of being his rivals in love...

Gu Siyuan immediately returned: "Second brother, don't be careless, you will lose Jingzhou if you are careless, you know?" !

Gu Sinian returned: What do you want?

Gu Siyuan was about to cry when she saw this sentence, and handed the phone to Zhao Baoer to read, complaining, "Look at my second brother, is he a dog!!"

When Zhao Baoer saw it, he had to say that it was quite a dog, but it was really missing...

Lin Jiajia also leaned over to take a look, and laughed when she saw it, and couldn't help saying, "This Second Master Gu is a real dog, treating his own sister like this."

Gu Siyuan complained, "My second brother has always been like this!"

After finishing speaking, Gu Siyuan looked at Zhao Baoer and said, "Your biological best friend has been bullied, don't you care?"

Zhao Baoer nodded, "Take care."

Gu Siyuan felt at ease, and patted Zhao Baoer, "Show loyalty! Then you remember, take care of my second brother!"

Zhao Baoer said, "Don't worry! I will definitely avenge you."

Gu Siyuan was happy now, she turned her head and replied to Gu Sinian, "Of course I am firmly on your side! That second brother...my pocket money...isn't it."

Gu Sinian returned: If your second brother is cheated on by a male classmate in your class, Ms. Gu Siyuan, do you think your face is radiant?

After Gu Sinian sent the message, she couldn't help but curl her lips, playing tricks with him? ?

When Gu Siyuan saw this, she was out of control. Knowing that it was a trap, she still had to jump, so she had to reply, "Of course it's dishonorable! Our Gu family's face can't be lost casually. Don't worry, second brother, I will be optimistic about the second brother." Sister-in-law, what kind of pocket money is mentioned, it hurts feelings!!"

Gu Sinian replied with one word, "Yes."

Gu Siyuan: "..."

Gu Siyuan jumped into the pit here, turned her head and complained to Zhao Baoer and Lin Jiajia, "Look, I said that my second brother has gone out of his way. He's still stingy!"

Zhao Baoer was delighted when he saw it, and couldn't help saying, "You jumped into this pit yourself."

Gu Siyuan said, "Then you come."

Zhao Baoer took the phone and dialed, "But my second sister-in-law has already promised a few male classmates to have lunch together. It's just a meal, second brother, don't think too much about it, I will keep watching. "

Gu Siyuan was dumbfounded, and couldn't help giving a thumbs up, "Niuuuuuuuuu!"

Gu Sinian on the other end saw the message from Gu Siyuan, and made a call directly.

Gu Siyuan's cell phone buzzed and vibrated.

Gu Siyuan said, "What should I do?"

Zhao Baoer reached out and hung up the phone, and then replied Gu Sinian with a message: class.

Lin Jiajia said, "I'm going to Zhao Bao'er, you're really sneaky!"

At this time, Gu Sinian also sent a message: The message just now was not sent by Gu Xiaowu.Zhao Baoer, are you going to have dinner with a male classmate?

Zhao Bao'er was also surprised when she saw this message, Gu Sinian was able to guess right!

Now Zhao Bao'er didn't know how to reply, so she couldn't help but look at Gu Siyuan.

Gu Siyuan immediately said, "Why are you looking at me? I don't know how to respond! My second brother is a genius, it's useless for you to play this game with him!"

Zhao Baoer: "..."

Lin Jiajia rubbed her nose and couldn't help but said, "Oh, it hit the muzzle of the gun. So this is called ginger or old spicy."

Gu Siyuan said sadly, "I still expected my second sister-in-law to take care of my second brother, but I didn't expect my second sister-in-law to be taken care of by my second brother..."

Zhao Baoer pouted and said, "Then I won't reply."

Gu Siyuan nodded immediately, "Yes, yes, yes, if you don't return or return, just pretend you didn't see it."

Otherwise, there is no way to return it at all. How can I return it?

Who knew that Gu Sinian sent another message: Where to eat?What to eat?Do you need me to order food for you?How about eating at Dragon Emperor Pavilion?Are there many of you?How many people do you want me to send a car to pick you up?

When Zhao Bao'er saw Gu Sinian's message, her head suddenly became dizzy, and she suddenly felt like laughing.

Gu Siyuan couldn't help laughing when she saw it.

Lin Jiajia had already burst out laughing, and said while laughing, "This Gu Erye is a real dog!!"

Gu Siyuan also said, "Tsk... I, the second brother's preemptive move is great?"

Zhao Baoer: "..."

Now Lin Jiajia's devilish laughter finally caught the professor's attention.

The professor stopped his class and said angrily, "Student, what are you laughing at? Do you think what I just said is funny?"

Lin Jiajia was still laughing unknowingly, until Gu Siyuan poked her, until the professor lost her temper and threw her book on the podium, then Lin Jiajia came back to her senses...

No way, Lin Jiajia was forced to stand up and stammered to explain, "I'm not laughing at you...I..."

The professor said angrily, "You are not laughing at me, then who are you laughing at?"

The professor is in his 40s and is said to be a well-known screenwriter.

Lin Jiajia couldn't answer the professor's constant questions. She couldn't say that we didn't attend the class, and we just talked small things here, and then laughed.

At this time Zhao Baoer stood up and said, "I'm sorry Professor, she is laughing at me."

The professor looked at Zhao Bao'er now, and was taken aback for a moment, then pushed the glasses on his face, and said quite seriously, "Why is she laughing at you?"

Zhao Baoer said, "Well, it's inconvenient to tell you this."

The professor was very speechless after hearing this, and was silent for a few seconds, then picked up the book on the desk, and said, "It's alright, alright, sit down and listen to the class!"

Zhao Baoer immediately pulled Lin Jiajia to sit down.

Lin Jiajia hurriedly said, "Wooooow. Thank you, Bao'er, I really don't know how to answer this professor. Although I don't need to care about him at all, I can leave the classroom directly, but I don't want to make a scene."

Zhao Baoer smiled and said, "It's nothing to be thankful for, it's a trivial matter."

Gu Siyuan said, "It's fine if he doesn't continue to lose his temper. If he continues to lose his temper, I will definitely stand up and have sex with him."

Lin Jiajia said, "I just don't want to make trouble. Originally, Bao'er and I were not in your class, so we could have sex with him, but it would be very troublesome to make trouble like this."

Gu Siyuan said, "What's the trouble, the big deal is to punish the three of us to stand outside. As soon as the three of us go out, we can leave immediately, we don't have to go to class, and then call my second brother to see if the old man is still yelling." Not arrogant."

Zhao Baoer also said, "I also plan to do this if he insists on it. But he asked us to sit down, so forget it."

Gu Siyuan nodded, looked at Lin Jiajia and said, "When did Miss Lin become so cautious?"

Lin Jiajia stuck out her tongue, "It's not that I'm being cautious. After all, we were the ones who talked small things first, and then I laughed like that. They are still in class anyway. Anyway, this matter is troublesome no matter how it is discussed. I think The trouble is not being afraid of him."

Gu Siyuan shrugged, "Forget it, let it be if he doesn't force you."

Lin Jiajia said, "I think Bao'er's face is more useful. The old man is a big beauty, so he doesn't have the nerve to hold on to it."

Zhao Baoer said, "I don't want to cause too much trouble. If someone can come out and explain it, there is no need to talk about it. These professors leave after class, and they don't want to have too much involvement with the students."

Both Lin Jiajia and Gu Siyuan nodded. Zhao Baoer was right. University teachers are not like middle and high school teachers. Most of the professors are hired from outside.

Especially in art schools, most of the professors are hired from outside, and they are all already working, more or less famous and accomplished art talents.

In addition to the basic salary for their external hires, the cost of a class is also expensive. Generally speaking, they will not have too much involvement with students, unless they find a good seed themselves and are willing to have some intersections.

How did this little episode go.

Gu Siyuan handed the phone to Zhao Bao'er, "Here, my second brother has already exposed you, you can answer it yourself, I can't help you take the blame."

Zhao Bao'er picked up the phone, pursed her lips and laughed, and replied: Baby Gu Sinian, you actually know it's me?It seems that you know me very well, so happy, okay.I'm just having a meal with my male classmates. It's fine to eat in the school cafeteria, so there's no need to mobilize teachers and crowds.

Seeing this message, Gu Sinian narrowed her eyes slightly, and replied: Zhao Baoer, is your taste really that bad?

Zhao Baoer: "..."

Lin Jiajia didn't dare to laugh anymore, she only dared to cover her mouth and smiled secretly, "Bao'er, it seems that you really can't do the second master, so Jiang is still old and spicy, see? If you are going to eat, it proves that you have poor taste, should you jump into this pit or not???"

Zhao Baoer also became bald instantly...

This pit is quite deep, not only is it deep, but it is also the kind that you have to jump into...

Gu Siyuan smiled and said, "So my second brother is the terminator."

Zhao Baoer thought for a while, and finally came back: Smelly baby! ! !Just kidding with you, really, ignore you! ! (?????)

Gu Siyuan: "..."

Lin Jiajia: "..."

After extinguishing the phone, Zhao Baoer said in a serious and respectful manner, "He who understands current affairs is a hero!"

Gu Siyuan: "..."

Lin Jiajia: "..."

If you can't do it, you can't do it, what excuses are you looking for!

This little episode just passed away, and Gu Sinian didn't reply anymore, maybe it was because he was busy at the beginning.

It just so happened that get out of class was over, Gu Siyuan said, "Why don't we go, we don't have class today."

Lin Jiajia immediately raised her hand, "Yes, yes."

Zhao Baoer said, "Then where are we going?"

Gu Siyuan said, "Let's find a place to drink."

"Okay." Zhao Baoer nodded, "Then let's be happy and happy today!"

Having said that, the three little ones became very happy again.

Gu Siyuan stood up, pulled the two together and said, "Hurry up, hurry up."

After finishing speaking, the three of them ran out of the classroom door.

Who knew that just two steps after running out of the classroom, someone suddenly chased him up and said, "Student, wait a minute."

The three of them looked back, and it turned out to be the professor who was in class just now.

The three of them could only stand still, and Gu Siyuan asked first, "Are you okay?"

If this professor dares to find a job, Gu Siyuan will definitely not be polite anymore.

However, the professor didn't look for something, but looked at Zhao Bao'er, and said in a friendly manner, "This student, are you a student in this class? Why didn't I seem to have seen you in class before?"

Zhao Baoer replied, "I'm not, I'm here to accompany my friend to class today."

Anyway, it's already the end of get out of class time, so it doesn't matter to be honest.

The professor said, "Ah, that's how it is. I said I've never seen you before. Well, that's it. I see you. You are tall and have a very good image! If you look like you, then enter The entertainment industry is definitely very popular! And it is definitely suitable for many roles. If you want to enter the entertainment industry, I can write a book for you, let you let you play the leading lady!"

When the professor said the last two sentences, he was obviously very proud, especially proud, and straightened his chest and said, "You must know how important it is to have a good notebook! If you can If you play this role well, you will be an instant hit and soar to the sky! Money, fame, fortune, connections and status all come into your pocket! How about little girl, do you want to follow me? I guarantee you will be as popular as half the sky!"

If this professor is really optimistic about Zhao Baoer but a seedling, then there is nothing to say, but Lin Jiajia and Gu Siyuan clearly feel that this professor is not innocent.It's as simple as "praising" Zhao Baoer as he said.

At that time, there was a bit of Zhao Baoer who wanted to unspoken the rules first, and then praised her sense of sight.

Especially when he said the word "following", he was obviously obscene...

With this feeling, Gu Siyuan immediately exploded, and said to the professor with contempt and disdain, "You praise her? Can you afford it?? If she wants to be popular, does she need you to praise her? Let me tell you, you Even if you line up for a lifetime, it won’t be your turn!!”