Hogwarts Superman

Hogwarts Superman - Chapter 008 [Genius?or boobs? 】

[I think I may have discovered some incredible facts! 】

Kerry said silently: "I'm a fucking genius! Of course - except for the curse!"

It has to be said that Kerry's narcissism is innate, which is engraved in his DNA.

Professor McGonagall quickly revoked the spell, and the Great White Pig became a podium table again, and Kerry noticed a small detail.The position of the podium moved slightly, only about two to three centimeters. Although the big fat pig didn't move much, it did move!

Professor McGonagall carefully explained the main points of Transfiguration, including the so-called [Basic Principles of Gamp’s Transfiguration]. Of course, Kerry has read the book and memorized these things by heart, but he just wants to hear whether Professor McGonagall will Bring a different perspective.

"In history, Transfiguration can be traced back to the early days of the birth of wizards, but it was much later that Transfiguration was truly developed as an independent course. It was not until the beginning of the 18th century that Ulrich Gamp discovered the Transfiguration Curse. The fundamental difference that distinguishes it from other spells, and therefore made Transfiguration independent, became what we see now."

"The five major exceptions to Transfiguration, I want to tell you, you must keep in mind..." Professor McGonagall talked eloquently, and at this moment, she moved her gaze to Kerry's side, "Miss Granger, may I ask you Do you know what the five exceptions are?"

"The five exceptions to Transfiguration are: food, life-and-death conversion, magic items, the number of items, and not being able to create something out of nothing." Hermione spoke out the five exceptions very deftly.

"Great! Five points for Gryffindor!" Professor McGonagall walked up to Hermione and gave Hermione an approving glance.

"Then... next...Mr. Feynman! Please tell me, why didn't you bring your textbook?" Professor McGonagall had actually seen that Kerry hadn't brought his textbook, and it was very tolerant of him not to get mad until now.

"I brought them, here they are." Kerry tapped his temple with his index finger.

"A ridiculous reason! Then please tell me the reason why the five exceptions exist!" Professor McGonagall asked coldly.

"Hum..." The classroom became chaotic, and there were many discussions.

Kerry remembered a joke, the one about the sun, the moon and the stars:

The rich merchant hated his youngest son, so before he died, he called all three children to him and said: 'I will ask a question, and whoever answers correctly will receive my inheritance. '

The eldest son—there are several suns in the sky,

The second son—there are several moons in the sky,

Youngest Son—How many stars are there in the sky.

Youngest son dies...

However, Kerry is a person who wants to challenge the limit: "In the final analysis, there are actually only four of the five exceptions to Transfiguration."

Kerry stood up and looked around all the little wizards: "Please listen to me explain to you!

First, the limit of food deformation, that is to say: [Magic cannot conjure food out of thin air], nor can it transform other items into food.

To be precise, it cannot be transformed into edible food.If I had to classify the transformed food, I would call it 'alternative poison'!

In fact, this kind of boundary does not only exist in food, but also in practical creations - such as a stove, you can turn a stone into a piece of coal, but you can't make the coal created by transfiguration really burn, the flame will be consumed first The mana you attach to it, it will burn until your mana runs out.

For example, the train that took us to Hogwarts yesterday, if you used a stone to conjure a piece of coal and threw it in, it would definitely cause damage to the locomotive. "

"Similarly, if you eat the food formed by Transfiguration, your body will first consume the magic power contained inside.

Until the Transfiguration is dispelled, they will appear as prototypes in every part of your body, such as intestines and stomach, such as blood vessels.This is quite dangerous!Extra stones in the blood - your muscles suddenly grow grass or stones...

If you think about it, don't you think, in theory, if a wizard could have enough magic power to use polymorph to conjure an edible food, and keep the magic power long enough, it would last Transfiguration until the eater dies naturally, then we can say that this magical creation is edible.

But unfortunately, this kind of possibility only exists in theory, and you can never do it in practice—because it involves the second of the five major exceptions, the transformation of life and death!I call it: there can be no true resurrection!

Non-living objects are transformed into living objects, such as the little white pig transformed by Professor McGonagall just now—of course, I think it is not small at all, at least two hundred catties.

The moment it appeared, he was constantly exchanging magic power with the outside world, and its magic power escape speed increased exponentially. In the first minute, it only needed to consume as much magic power as a hair, and in the second minute it would Turning into two fine hairs... In the long run, no matter how much magic power you have, you can't help the consumption of time. If you don't believe it, you can try to calculate what is 1 to the 2th power.That will be the magical power that cannot be satisfied by the accumulation of all magicians from the birth of the universe to the present.

In reality, of course, the consumption of magic power will not be so fast. We can use some special spells to reduce the escape speed of magic, but no matter what, this speed is moving towards infinity. If you have studied the "Calculus" of Muggles— - this is a disgusting lesson invented by Newton and Leibniz - then you will understand that its escape velocity is a diverging function, which will grow beyond the reach of the universe in a very short time!

We can switch between life and death within a certain period of time, but we cannot resurrect a person—or a stone—on the scale of infinite time!

Turning the desk into a pig is actually a resurrection technique in essence!

If you can understand this point, then the third point is very simple - you can't use Transfiguration to conjure magic items, because the magic power exchange of magic items is too fast, how fast is it?

Faster than light, it can't be stabilized at all, the moment you complete the transformation of the magic item, its mana consumption will become positive infinity - no matter how powerful you use, how huge the magic array, sorry , it will consume all the magic power you attach to it in that instant!

Because a wizard's power is limited, there can never be a magic item that appears using Transfiguration.

Article [-], Transfiguration cannot change the quantity of items.The biggest flaw of Transfiguration is this - one item cannot be enchanted into two items.

You can use the copy spell to make two copies of one item, but at the end of the day, the copy spell is really an illusion, it's not polymorphing.

It is easy to see through, so--students, after you learn the Copying Curse, don't use it to copy homework, trust me, it will be a complete tragedy.

Let's go back to the defect of the Transfiguration Spell, the reason why it cannot become two is because the transformed item will cause damage to the original item after becoming two.

If you turn it into two parts, its body will be split into two parts, and once the original item is damaged, the magic power will first prevent the damage of the item in order to maintain its own existence - because once damaged, the magic power The mantra itself has no existence—this creates a paradox.

A transformation spell that can copy items is to split the item into two, but the first step of the magic power is to keep the item from being divided into two, so the magic power is completely consumed when it is pulled repeatedly.

These are the five great exceptions, and there are actually only four—isn’t it common sense that there are only four out of five exceptions?

You're asking why the fifth exception doesn't exist at all.That's because of the fifth one, you can't conjure items out of thin air.

Its essence is exactly the same as the fourth article - the essence of the fourth article is that one plus one is not equal to two (1+1≠2).

The fifth is that zero plus one is not equal to one (0+1≠1)!

Some wizards will conjure a white dove or white rabbit from their hats during performances. In fact, they are not created out of nothing. They use 'air' as their transformation technique. To be precise, it is small dust in the air that is invisible to the naked eye. , They turned the dust into animals instead of creating animals out of thin air.

If you conjure an item out of thin air, we can call it [Creation Curse].

Then it will present a new paradox—the magic power of the Creation Curse itself is to change the item, but the Creation Curse needs to be attached with a magic power to make the item become the item, so the magic power of the Creation Curse is It gets consumed layer by layer—the matryoshka dolls. "

Kerry cleared his throat and said, "In other words, the general interpretation of the fourth and fifth clauses is: Any mathematical law, such as addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, does not apply to Transfiguration!

If we use magic language to superimpose, we cannot make the existence of magic go against magic itself.

This is my little understanding of the five exceptions to Gump's Law of Transfiguration, and I'm done!Thanks! "

When Kerry finished speaking, the audience was dumbfounded—all the little wizards including Hermione were dumbfounded—I could understand every word this man said, but why couldn't I understand it at all?

Who was Leibniz, and what kind of wizard was Newton?

Only Professor McGonagall was lost in thought. Professor McGonagall rested his index finger on his chin and paced back and forth in the classroom.No one dared to disturb her, so five minutes of silence passed, everyone looked at each other - only Hermione was frantically recording what Kerry said just now, and wrote a whole page.

Five minutes later, Professor McGonagall came back to life, her eyes full of doubts, and she said, "Are you thinking of these yourself?"

"Of course! I'm a transfiguration genius!" Kerry boasted crazily.

Professor McGonagall smiled helplessly, adjusted his expression slightly, and stood on the podium and said solemnly: "Because of Mr. Feynman's amazing accomplishments, I will give Gryffindor 25 points!"

"Wow..." The whole classroom exclaimed.

But—clearly, that's the end of Kerry's show time, because Professor McGonagall pulls out a box of matches, and everyone gets one.

"Now, I will teach you the spell of transfiguration, and the task of this lesson is to turn this match into a sewing needle.

Accurate and clear spells, as well as unwavering faith, are your most powerful helpers!

The transformation spell..."

With Professor McGonagall's incantation, the match was easily transformed into a sewing needle - it looked metallic, hard and perfect.

It's Kerry's turn to have a headache...

Kerry reluctantly took out 【Heracles】, and said softly, "Transfiguration!"

Of course - nothing happened!This disappointed Professor McGonagall, who was full of expectations, but it was the first time after all, and maybe Kerry would use the Transfiguration Curse perfectly after a few times.

But what was waiting for Professor McGonagall was—consecutive disappointment—Kerry yelled more than 40 times, and the wooden match was still a wooden match.

Professor McGonagall simply turned her head to look at others, but as soon as she raised her head, she saw Hermione's match—the tail had been deformed into the shape of a needle.

"Five points for Miss Granger, Gryffindor!" Professor McGonagall said, taking a glance at the disappointing Kerry.

It's a pity that until the end of get out of class, Professor McGonagall didn't see even the slightest change in Kerry's matches...

[Damn it!Why doesn't my magic come out? 】Kerry left the Transfiguration classroom covering his face, followed by Hermione, covering her mouth and secretly laughing.

At lunch time, Kerry didn't say a word, and cooked in silence.Because of his anger, he ate food for about five people in one go. Of course, due to the super digestion ability of the superhuman blood, he did not go to the infirmary.

The Charms class in the afternoon is the same for Kerry. Professor Flitwick of the Charms class is a dwarf. Although his teaching level is not as good as that of Professor McGonagall, he is barely qualified.

It's a pity that Kerry can understand every word, and can easily infer other things from one instance, but unfortunately, Kerry can't cast even the simplest spell - wingardium leviosa - you know, Gryffindor has been occupied all year round. Neville, who is No.1 from the bottom, can make his feathers float a little bit, and Kerry is not even as good as Neville.Professor Flitwick thanked God for not deducting Gryffindor points for this, and Kerry was devastated.

However, fortunately, young wizards are now more concerned with learning theoretical knowledge, and practicing only the simplest spells. Kerry feels that if he can cast even one spell, then he may be able to find the final solution.

The last class is herbal medicine class—in fact, this class should be translated as [Planting Class], which is more appropriate.

Kerry finally regained his confidence in the last class on Monday—the planting class, which is endorsement + hands-on operation.

As for the ability to endorse, who can compare to the [Super Memory] that comes with the blood of Superman?

Hands-on ability, who can compare to the [Super Strength] + [Super Control] that comes with Superman's blood?

In the first class, Professor Sprout fell in love with Kerry completely, because Kerry successfully demonstrated his [living version · human flesh camera · herbal encyclopedia] ability.

Professor Sprout gave Kerry a full fifteen points in one class!

So on the first day of school, Kerry completed the achievement - [God who got forty college points in one day]

After dinner, Percy, who heard about this, changed his mind about Kerry in a flash, and affectionately called Kerry "Classmate Christian".