[HP/Naruto] Be a ninja magician

After the First World War at Kikyo Mountain, Sand Hidden completely exhausted its last vitality, and the Land of Winds became the first country to withdraw from this large-scale battle, further confirming the name of the Land of Winds that "Sand Hidden Village is useless, fighting Money is also a waste of money' idea.

The Nation of Wind compensated the Nation of Fire, the two countries signed a peace treaty, and Jirai, who had been on the front line of Sand Hidden for more than four years, was finally able to retreat to Konoha.

"Ah! It's great to be able to breathe fresh air directly!" He raised his arms and shouted, "I have to wear a mask every day to protect myself from the virus on the front line, but I'm suffocated to death!"

Harry was still thinking about something: "It's strange to say that Hidden Rain Village formed an alliance with Hidden Sand Village in the early stage, why did they suddenly run away in the middle of the fight? If it wasn't for Hidden Rain's backstab, Hidden Sand might not have retreated so easily... ..."

Jilai also blinked and blinked: "Huh? Didn't I write it in the battle report? ——Half of Yu Yin broke the contract and ran away, because a mercenary organization appeared in the Kingdom of Rain, and it developed to a small scale, claiming to be" Akatsuki', the purpose seems to be to overthrow the leader of Yuyin, Sanshoyu Hanzo, to achieve mutual understanding between people, and to bring the dawn of peace to the Kingdom of Rain...whatever."

"..." Harry was silent for two seconds, furious, "You didn't write it in the battle report! How could you leak such crucial information to me?!"

He was so angry that he simply calculated the old and new hatred together: "You! You bastard, you have time to spread false rumors about me, and don't have time to spend more time on the battle report? Can you be more reliable, Zi Lai Ye! "

Zilai was also chased and hammered, and he still did not forget to defend himself: "It's not a false rumor...a prophecy!...how can the future be called a rumor?"

Harry became even angrier, agitated, and accidentally flashed his tormented waist.

As soon as he hissed, Yihe came over, put his head on his shoulder with one hand, and pressed his waist with the other: "This is an old problem, I told you to exercise more, don't Sitting in front of the table with hunched back all day long, I have to ride a broom for a short walk from the Hokage Tower."

Harry put his chin on Yihe's shoulder and lamented repeatedly: "Oh, what can I do? Sand Yin has made peace, but there are still three lines to fight. Especially the 'Abby' who Yun Yin has been in the limelight recently Combination', Kirabi is the new Eight-tailed Jinchuriki, Xianzi Ai—oh, it’s the new Ai now, and it’s the fourth generation of Raikage—it’s really reborn. There are also Yan Yin and Those tailed beasts of Kirigakure... are so annoying, if the tailed beasts can be completely killed, I will be the first to kill them with a knife!"

He was not ashamed, and Yihe was not surprised, and naturally followed his words: "But this is not impossible to kill. The creatures left over from the ancient times, even if they die, will gather and rebirth in random places."

Zilai also watched the sweet interaction between the two of them, belatedly said in surprise: "You two got back together again?! When did this happen?"

Harry rolled his eyelids, and said eccentrically, "Probably, a million times earlier than you knew."

He continued to whisper to Yihe, while Jiraiya, who had never been able to read the air, insisted on standing beside him, acting like a one-kilowatt light bulb.

After a few minutes, Jilai also suddenly clenched his fists, with a mysterious red light on his face: "I seem... to believe in love again!"

"Master Jiraiya is coming out of the arena again!!"

At first, Harry didn't realize what "returning to the world" referred to. It wasn't until a few months later that Kakashi, who had completed the mission, brought back a book and put it on the dining table to read.

Obito Rare didn't go on a mission, so he came to the professor's house for a meal, and heard Kakashi say that this book was recommended by Minato, so he also went to read it together.

After reading two pages, he confirmed with Kakashi: "This is recommended by Minato-sensei?... Was it really recommended by Minato-sensei?"

Harry felt it was strange. When he looked up, both children were blushing. The book standing in front of them had a vulgar red-purple cover and was called "Splitting and Joining: His and Her Twisted Love", and on the back cover was marked The conspicuous Eighteen Prohibition signs.

Hmm...it doesn't look too good no matter how you think about it...

Harry wasn't the stuffy parent, but the kids were too young—Obito was in his early twelve, Kakashi not yet turned 12—to open the door to a new world so early.

He confiscated the book and went to ask Minato: "Minato, how can you recommend this kind of book to children?"

Kushina happened to come to give Minato the heart-prepared bento, glanced at the book Harry was holding in his hand, and immediately stood on the same front with Harry: "Minato, this is what you recommended? How can you give it to the child?" We recommend this book, I say!"

Minato also took a look, his handsome face was tanned because of frequent running to the front line in recent years, and he hurriedly waved his hands and said: "I didn't, I didn't... This is not what I recommend! Kushina, senior, There must be some misunderstanding here!"

The three of them talked back and forth and understood the cause and effect: Minato recommended "Strong Perseverance and Ninja Biography" written by Jiraiya a few years ago, a full-length novel about ninja stories.But because the sales volume of that book was so poor, it was suppressed by the bookstore owner. When Kakashi went to ask, the boss directly pointed to the new book by the same author that had just been released recently.

That brat Kakashi didn't understand anything, and didn't think much about why this book was only for adults. He used the transformation technique to transform into an adult, and bought it out of his own pocket.

Hearing that Mr. Jiraiya, whom he respects and loves, writes such unscrupulous novels as a hobby, the innocent Minato was greatly shocked, and murmured: "Mr. people……"

"—I'm sorry, he really is this kind of person." Harry ruthlessly broke his mentor's filter, "He was sent to the hospital by Tsunade for peeping at the women's bathhouse when he was a teenager."

Watergate:"……"

Behind the trivial details of life, the flames of war are still raging.

This war has lasted for too many years, and several big countries have been seriously injured. The country of fire, which was originally the richest country, was emptied of its national strength under the attack of the other big countries. Fate, half a year after the Battle of Kikyo Mountain, it is difficult to sustain it anymore.

The Fire Nation daimyo sent three secret letters in succession, instructing Hirizashi to end the war as quickly as possible.

For this reason, it is not unacceptable to make a small concession to other countries.

Konoha fought desperately for so long, most of the ninjas died, and lost the childhood of Lin, Obito, and Kakashi's children. In the eyes of daimyo and nobles, it's just such a light sentence [It doesn't matter if you give a little profit 】.

The Konoha ninjas almost vomited to death with a mouthful of blood, but their name dictated that they could only hold their noses to admit this big loss.

Under Hirazan's arrangement, Konoha successively submitted a peace agreement requesting an armistice to Yan Yin, Yun Yin, and Wu Yin.

Konoha takes the initiative to throw out an olive branch, Yan Yin Yun Yin Wu Yin and the three parties will accept it obediently, everyone shakes hands and makes peace, will we be good friends regardless of the past?

--of course not.

Not only will they not, but they will also sense Konoha's weakness and retreat from this move, and then swarm up like beasts that smell blood, attack in groups, divide and eat.

For several months after that, Konoha was besieged even more fiercely than ever. She was pushed to the door of the house several times, and tried her best to beat the enemy back several times.

A few more people Harry knew died in this tug-of-war in order to protect their important people: Anbu's captain Zixiao, the captain of the intelligence class, his magic apprentice B, Konoha's guard captain Uchiha Cautious...

"It's so aggrieved!" Kushina clenched her fists tightly, her red hair fluttering with emotion, revealing the appearance of nine tails faintly, "Why don't you let me do it! You guys are too strong against Zhanzhuriki Difficult, only I can—"

"No, you can't." Minato first objected.

"No, you can't." Harry followed closely.

"No, you can't." Several high-level officials said in unison.

Kushina: "..."

She was so angry that she punched the table, kicked a hole in the wall, and ran out the door.

Minato bowed to everyone apologetically, and chased after them with Flying Thunder God to coax them.

Among other things, Minato, his ability to coax his little girlfriend is top-notch, with him following, Harry is not worried that the impulsive Kushina will make too much trouble, and continues to hold meetings with several high-level executives.

"...Actually, the war has been going on for so long, not only us, but also the enemies. No, to be honest, there are not enough medical ninjas, and their casualties are much more serious than ours. At present, we only want to see that we are willing to submit. A way to find someone to fight the last wave, forcing us to retreat again and again, and to make more concessions on the peace agreement - anyway, we can't pay, so how much can we earn? This time, it should be over."

"Let's not talk about other lines, at least Yanyin is easy to attack. They will go deep into the hinterland of the Fire Nation to attack us for a long time, so they must consider the issue of supplies." Harry pointed to the phantom map and said, "The location of Yanyin Village is too far back. , The supply line is long, and it is prone to problems during transportation. For insurance, they must find a transfer point in the middle."

Lu Jiu spent the longest time on the front line of Yanyin, so he also attended the meeting as a military staff officer.

He followed Harry's words and said: "From the Land of Earth to the Land of Fire, the shortest straight-line path is through the Land of Grass in the middle. The Grass Hidden Village in the Land of Grass is our ally, so if Yan Hidden If they want to build a supply transfer station, they will have to—"

His finger landed on a certain point on the map: "Attack Caoyin Village."

Harry nodded, and said: "Actually, just earlier today, Caoyin Village just sent a message saying that nearly a thousand rock ninjas are gathering at the border between the two countries, bringing a large amount of supplies, and are about to march into the territory. Not surprisingly, after taking down Caoyin Village, they will turn their heads and come straight to us."

As he spoke, he helped zoom in on the location Lu Jiu was pointing at, showing a detailed topographic map of the Kingdom of Grass, and highlighted several roads. Lu Jiu explained on his behalf: "The territory of the Kingdom of Grass is full of towering giant trees. No, there are many ravines and big rivers. In order to transport supplies, Yanyin must choose to take the main road. We have assisted Caoyin Village to blow up the bridges on several roads. Now there is only one bridge guarded by Iwanin soldiers all year round. .”

Ri Zhan smoked his pipe, looked at the map fixedly, and said in a deep voice: "... Shenwu Biqiao."