[HP/Naruto] Be a ninja magician

In fact, when couples have been together for a long time, it is inevitable that things will be interrupted halfway through.

For example, the child has to be coaxed when he wakes up, someone knocks on the door for help in an emergency, or the potion is about to fry after overheating (Harry is deeply reflecting on this aspect)...

These are low-probability events, but when the base is large, the number of occurrences will inevitably increase.

In this regard, Yihe's attitude has evolved over the years, from initial panic to embarrassment to embarrassment to frustration, and then to getting used to it in recent years, gradually seeing it, so that he can press the pause button halfway like Harry, Wait until you're done with chores before continuing.

After all, if your boyfriend is a strange person who never takes the ordinary route, often encounters all kinds of outrageous accidents, and also likes to pick up Uchiha, rebellious ninjas and homeless people at home, it will be very difficult if he is more serious about such small details. He might be so angry that he dies young.

Therefore, even if it was an emergency that was far beyond the 'normal' category, such as an unknown creature suspected of being a psychic beast falling on the face while doing business, Yihe was only startled for a few seconds before reacting quickly.

He inexplicably thought that he hadn't suffered from a hidden disease so far, so he should have a bit of talent in it...

The other party who experienced the sudden incident together also recovered from the shock at this time.

He looked at Yihe over the three tails on the tip of his nose, and before he could speak, he saw Yihe sighed, and said helplessly, "You do your work first."

Harry has lived for such a long time, and he has never seen any big wind and waves. Even if his hair is messy and his clothes are wrinkled, and he is forced to sit in the yard with a tent in the middle of the night to blow the cold wind, he can still keep his expression and movements very natural. As if nothing happened.

The person who was talking to him happened to be a tailed beast that transcended the mundane world and didn't know much about human society. It was not embarrassing to witness an embarrassing scene with his own eyes, and the impromptu exchange was carried out smoothly.

Harry asked in a low voice, "Didn't you get caught, Jifu? I sensed your state through the contract earlier, and I thought you had..."

As soon as Sanwei left the room, he took a fancy to the landscaped pool in the yard. He was currently diving into the water and swimming around leisurely. He obviously regarded the pool as his new territory.

Hearing Harry's question, it paused for a moment and became obviously depressed. After a while, it replied: "No, I was arrested, and I'm still dead."

"Then you now...?"

"The me you see now is part of the consciousness that was retained by the contract. The previous me, including my body—according to you humans, should it be called a corpse?—were all imprisoned in the Ten-Tails' body. .”

Harry thought about it and asked, "In other words, you are something like a ghost now?"

"No, I'm still me. I haven't changed in essence." Seeing the puzzling appearance of humans, Sanwei decided to explain from the beginning with great kindness, "The death of our tailed beasts is different from yours, and the tailed beasts will not die permanently. , even if the body and spirit die due to an accident, they will be reborn after a period of time."

Harry replied: "Yes, I've heard that Tailed Beasts have an infinite and eternal life, so they can survive from ancient times to this day."

Sanwei gave an approving look, and then said: "Natural rebirth has a prerequisite, that is, there is still our own chakra in the world. After a normal accidental 'death', the body will dissipate, and the chakra will return to the world, until the chakra Convergence and cohesion again, the consciousness is awakened along with the reshaped body."

"Generally speaking, once locked back into the Ten-Tails body, the chakra will not dissipate, and the consciousness will fall into eternal sleep in chaos - but I have a contract with you."

"This is not a simple blood contract based on the body, but a deeper spiritual contract engraved on the soul. The contract binds my consciousness to your soul. As long as you are still alive, I can use you Infinitely reborn for the medium."

"Although..." Sanwei turned over in the water depressedly, "I will lose all my strength in this way, and I will be forced to maintain this most fragile form...until I get back the Chakra in the ten-tailed body."

"Or, just like thousands of years ago, spend more than 100 years or even longer, slowly absorbing and transforming natural chakra from nature, and growing little by little."

"——but at least you're still alive." After listening quietly, Harry pointed out, "We humans have an old saying, as long as there are green hills left, we don't have to worry about running out of firewood."

Sanwei was silent for a while, then thought about it: "That's right."

One person and one tailed beast chatted for a few more words, and Harry learned that the three-tailed beast has no means of defending against enemies at this stage, the tailed beast jade cannot be spit out, and other attacks cannot cause damage due to the size limit, and if it encounters an enemy again, it will have no resistance Power.

The words "Come to ask for favors" that the three-tailed beast said when he was first reborn were actually asking for his asylum - but the noble tailed beast-sama would not say so directly.

There are some things that you just need to know yourself, there is no need to point them out.Harry couldn't help laughing, and just to be on the safe side, he asked an extra question: "Do you need to eat?"

Sanwei replied: "No, just have water."

It looked around and was quite satisfied with the stone pool it was currently in: "This water area is enough for me for the time being."

Harry nodded: "Okay, you can stay here first. The entire house, including the courtyard, is protected and outsiders cannot enter at will. It is a relatively safe area."

After chatting for a long time, he felt a little tired, and hastily cast two short-term magic spells by the pool to confuse the audience, and stood up on his knees: "I'll talk about other things tomorrow, I'll rest first."

Sanwei was not too polite, agreed, dived to the bottom of the water, and lay still on his stomach.

Harry returned to the room while thinking about the follow-up matters, and looked up to see Yihe sitting on the bedside, his eyelashes drooping in a daze.

Yihe is sitting in a very rare lazy posture, his back is no longer straightened with force, but he leans back naturally and relaxed, with one leg bent, his chin resting on the other hand, his elbow resting on his leg, his posture is leisurely and comfortable .

He was only wearing a close-fitting underwear, the belt was not fastened, and the front was loose, revealing a large piece of chest, which was barely covered by the long hair that fell like a waterfall.He has been injured a lot in these years, and he is not of a constitution that is not prone to scars. From his chest to his abdomen, he is covered with scars of various sizes. The moonlight shines through the window, dimly illuminating those deep or shallow The whitening scars, combined with the well-proportioned muscle texture, made him look like a battle-tested heroic God of War.

Harry thought dazedly: Sure enough, self-disciplined men are the most attractive. If you don't say it, who can tell that he is 50 years old...

Yihe was in a daze and returned to being in a daze. He was as sharp as he should have been.Harry was stunned for only two seconds before he noticed the other party's unusual stay, turned his face, and cast his searching eyes towards the door.

After realizing that Harry was staring at him, he sat upright slightly, raised his hand to push his hair behind his back, and slowly gathered the skirt of his clothes - because the belt was still untied, so as soon as he let go, his clothes returned to their untied state. , it’s very important to have your chest exposed or not.

It's hard to tell how intentional it is. The sense of sacred and inviolable majesty when he was sitting still was gone, replaced by a mature charm. The reason is unclear, but it is captivating and captivating. mind.

But he said in a cold voice, "Oh? Finally finished?"

——A fool can hear the dissatisfaction and sourness in this question.

Harry was a little dumbfounded for a moment: "Don't you? You don't even eat the jealousy of creatures that are not human?"

He didn't reply, just looked at him coldly.

Ichiga has a God-given good looks. When he was young, he always had an aura that would repel people thousands of miles away. Extra peach blossoms.

Now that he is older, the sharp edges and corners between his eyebrows and eyes have softened a lot. Not only does he not look old, but he is even more handsome. Every frown and frown are charming, and even the angry look is easy to see in people's hearts.

No matter how many years have passed, Harry couldn't stand such an offensive of appearance, and said softly at the speed of light: "Okay, okay, it's my fault."

He quickly got back on the bed, and smoothed the overturned vinegar jar: "I apologize, forgive me."

Yihe still didn't say a word, but followed his strength and turned sideways, wrapped his arms around his waist, and asked for 'compensation' on his own.

Both of them are not young anymore, and the passion and enthusiasm of their youth have faded away. The interest was already lukewarm, and it was not completely dissipated when it was interrupted midway, but it lasted longer.

It became an exhausting task, and when it was done, Harry was so exhausted that he fell asleep.

Sanwei soaked in the pool in the courtyard and spit out bubbles overnight.

Early the next morning, Ning Ci came out of the room and found an unidentified creature in the house. He stared at it for a long time, wondering if he hadn't woken up yet.

Yihe, who got up early for morning exercises as usual, could see what he was thinking, and said calmly, "I don't know him either. Your father brought it back. You can ask him."

When Harry walked out of the room, rubbing his hair and yawning, the first thing he saw was Neji standing by the pool, while the three-tailed cat remained motionless and pretended to be dead.

Ning Ci greeted him good morning, then turned to look at Sanwei: "This is...?"

Harry thought for a while, then babbled in a serious manner: "It's like this - the pool has a long history, and it will grow a town house monster by itself."

Neji: "..."

One of the fathers has always spoken in such a rambling style, he is used to it, and he also heard the hidden meaning of "this is not a secret that you can touch", so he wisely gave up looking into it and went into the kitchen to help Yihe prepare breakfast.

Harry squatted down by the pool and briefly introduced a few trustworthy family members to Three-Tails.

"I know." Sanwei said with little interest, "But I don't have much affection for humans. If they talk to me, I won't pay attention."

"It's okay, I'm just saying this to let you know the situation, it's up to you if you want to treat them as nothing, or get along with them in peace." Harry looked very openly, "And they also have their own things to do, basically nothing To bother you."

Sanwei glanced at him, and replied: "That's good."

With Sanwei temporarily settled, it's time to think about how to answer other people's inquiries.

Tailed beasts are unusual and wonderful creatures whose bodies are composed of rich to materialized chakra.The three tails are in a weakened state, and their body size has also become smaller. They no longer have the exclusive oppressive feeling of the tailed beast that is so obvious at a glance, but Chakra is still very special, even if Harry can use magic to cover up its appearance. , making it look like an ordinary psychic Ninja Turtle, the perception ninja who is sensitive to Chakra can still detect the clues.

——Not to mention Hinata and Uchiha, who have their own insight eyes and can break through the magic spell.

The closest family members who live together or occasionally come back to visit relatives, such as Ichiga, Neji, Toneri, Kakashi and Obito, all understand Harry's mysterious characteristics and will not insist on asking for details when seeing strange things. .

But there will be visitors from outside their house, so it is obviously unrealistic to fool everyone with the words of "the town house monster". After thinking about it again, Harry thinks that he still has to find a way to cover up the chakra of the three tails.

There are very few reliable and professional counterparts in foreign aid, so he only invited Jiu Xinnai, an expert in sealing techniques.

As soon as Kushina entered the yard, before Harry had time to introduce the two parties, he heard Kushina exclaim in surprise, "Three tails?!"

Receiving Harry's gesture of "Hush! Keep your voice down!", she barely lowered her volume, but said in a breathy voice: "Teacher! How did you bring Sanwei back? Sanwei belongs to Wuyin Village, the country of water. , this is a serious diplomatic incident—”

Harry explained in a low voice: "The three-tailed Kirigakure is dead, and this is the rebirth of residual consciousness. Moreover, Kirigakure will not know that it is a three-tailed one. I invited you here just to hide its existence. "

Kushina has been Mrs. Hokage for more than ten years, and she is somewhat politically minded. Hearing this, she did not strongly object.

She listened to Harry's needs in detail, went around the pool twice, surveyed the environment, and finally said that she would go back and design it carefully, and then draw the sealing formation a day later.

After finishing their business, the two of them sat on the corridor again, drinking tea and chatting.

"How did you know it was a three-tailed one?" Harry asked, "I thought my magic wasn't that easy to see through?"

"It really doesn't look like it with the eyes alone." Kushina replied, "But there is...you know what it is in my body."

After the night Naruto was born, the identity of her Nine-Tails Jinchuriki became an almost open secret in Konoha, but she kept the habit of keeping secrets inherited from her childhood, and never personally said that Kyuubi was sealed inside her body, even if she faced her face. That's right, Harry, who knew about it from the beginning.

She approached Harry and gossiped mysteriously, "The two of them just had a fight!"

Through Kushina's report, Harry was able to attend a childish quarrel among thousand-year-old children——

The tailed beasts seem to have a way to recognize each other and communicate with their minds. The moment they approached the three tails, the nine tails laughed sharply: "Ha! Look who is this? But I haven't seen you in ten years. It's getting weaker!"

Sanwei retorted: "Last time we met, you were still free, but this time you became a slave at the mercy of Renzhuriki. The weak one is obviously you!"

Nine Tails: "You can turn yourself into a juvenile body, you are too embarrassing for us tailed beasts!"

Sanwei: "But at least I'm not sealed."

Nine Tails: "The guy who can't even spit out the tail beast jade is not worthy of talking to me!"

Sanwei: "I'm not sealed."

Nine tails: "Come on! Fight me if you have the guts!"

Sanwei: "I'm not sealed."

Nine tails: "..."

Speaking of this, Kushina held her stomach and laughed "hahaha".

"You don't know how irritating it is like a gentleman!" She gloated, "It's the first time I've seen it deflated like this!"

Harry followed suit, but soon thought of something else.

——Kushina is not perfect Jinchuriki.

When she was still young, Mito, the predecessor of the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, was old and her physical condition took a turn for the worse. As the chosen successor, she was picked up from Uzushio Village by the Konoha Sect, and was immediately sealed to become the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki .She hated Kyuubi for taking away her normal life, and Kyuubi hated her for taking away her own freedom.

Compared with Jinchuriki who can fully use the power of the tailed beast, Kushina's situation is only a little better than that of Sand Hidden's One-tailed Jinchuriki Gaara: she can borrow part of the chakra of the nine-tailed beast, but she cannot transform into a tailed beast at will , otherwise Kyuubi will take the opportunity to compete with her for control of her body.

It is precisely because of this that Konoha never allowed her to go on the battlefield as a jinchuriki; Minato also developed the Rasengan specifically for her, allowing her to take full advantage of the large amount of chakra in a stable state.

Originally, it’s okay to continue like this. Kushina’s strength as a Jonin is strong enough, and Konoha’s combat power is also abundant year by year. There is no shortage of Kyuubi’s strength. As long as Kyuubi doesn’t come out to make trouble.

However, the latest information shows that 'Twilight' is going to collect Tailed Beasts.

The only wild three-tailed one has been captured. Next, the enemy will inevitably extend its claws to the jinchūriki.

The leader of 'Twilight' is a Uchiha who has a kaleidoscope Sharingan.It is known that the control power of Sangouyu Sharingan can have a great impact on Renzhuli and Tailed Beast. The kaleidoscope, which is stronger than Sangouyu, will only pose a greater threat.

As long as Ming takes action against Jiu Xinnai, Kyuubi is very likely to lose control, run amok and demolish the house, and may even be caught and run away...

Harry had seen Yunyin's perfect Renchuriki two teak doors, and he was deeply impressed by the cooperation mode of Tailed Beast and Renchuriki fighting together and one party awakening the other with illusion.

If possible, he hopes that Kushina and Kyuubi can also reach a consensus like Yumumen and Erwei, and protect and help each other in the face of crises that come at any time, just in case.

So Harry took advantage of the episode of the quarrel between Nine-Tails and Three-Tails, and tentatively said: "It seems that in the eyes of these tailed beasts, loss of freedom is the most unbearable top-level humiliation."

Kushina's smile disappeared, replaced by disgust and anger.

She raised her voice angrily, almost shouting: "It doesn't want to be sealed, so am I willing to become Jinzhuriki?!"

Harry stretched out his hand and stroked Kushina's long hair like coaxing a young girl many years ago, and waited for her to calm down a little before saying, "I understand, Kushina. But, think about it—you both It’s not voluntary, but the situation forced us to stay together. Facts are done and cannot be changed. You will die if you leave the seal, and it will not survive after you die. You have become an inseparable community of destiny, and you have been tormenting each other with such hatred Life is uncomfortable for both parties, so why bother?"

Kushina was stunned.

Surprise, touch, sentimentality, resentment, and depression flashed alternately in her eyes, and the resistance was not so strong.

"You... think about it a little more." Harry continued in the calm tone familiar to Kushina, "If you think it's feasible, try to talk to it."

Jiu Xinnai didn't agree, but he didn't refuse either. He just changed the subject bluntly: "I have to go back to cook, teacher. Come back tomorrow afternoon."

"Okay." Harry agreed, got up to see off the guests, and stood in front of the house watching Kushina's back go away.

When he turned around and came back, he heard Three Tails in the pool say: "It won't work. The guy with nine tails can hold a grudge. He has a terrible temper, irritable and writhing. We don't want to talk to him."

Harry shrugged: "Why don't you try it first? You won't lose a piece of meat if you try it."