[HP/Naruto] Be a ninja magician

Harry thought about it carefully.

Human infants have a strong ability to imitate, what they will do and what they will say, all come from the precepts and deeds of other people around them.In other words, Lin's astonishing remarks must not have been realized by herself, but someone said it in front of her or taught her specially.

As men, it is basically impossible to say such words of mutual harm, so the scope of investigation is reduced by half.

Thinking about it in reality, there are only four women who will help take care of Lin when he is too busy to get away, except Grandma Kanako, the answer is ready to come out.

——Orange Water, Tsunade, Kushina.

Harry was shocked to find that no matter which of the three people blamed it, it didn't feel out of place.

Immediately afterwards, he discovered that even if the suspect is locked, it is not so easy to pursue accountability.

Among the three, one he couldn't afford to offend, and the other he didn't dare to offend. After much deliberation, he could only try to start with the youngest one.

Unexpectedly, after listening to his question, Jiu Xinna not only showed no remorse, but also confidently said: "Teacher, you don't know, Xiaolin said without any precautions! The first time she saw Minato before, she actually Just reach out and ask for Minato's hug! Thanks to Minato, if she meets a bad guy, what if she does the same?"

"So, I'll teach her that she can say that when someone makes her unhappy. Although it's just a verbal deterrent, it's okay to scare a pervert who has a heart but no guts!"

Harry actually thought it made sense.

... makes sense, damn it!How can a lady say such vulgar words!

Harry persuaded with earnestness: "Then you can't teach her to say such things, and don't say it casually, Kushina, you are all girls..."

He didn't expect to hear Jiu Xinna answer, "I didn't just teach her to say oh!"

The red-haired girl took a stance on the spot, and started to demonstrate on the spot: "I also taught her toe stamping, head hammering, elbow strikes, knee thrusts, clasped arms and broken little fingers, and severed legs—!"

Harry held his forehead in pain.

There is no one to blame for Xingshi's failure to inquire about crimes, but himself.Good babies with cherub attributes can grow cannibals, and Harry feels that he is the most failed father in the world.

When Yihe came back from his mission, the first thing he saw was him slumped on the sofa like a dead fish, as if he had lost hope in life.

Some pathetic, more funny.

Ichiga hesitated for two seconds between changing clothes in the advanced room and comforting the depressed humanoid first, and finally chose the latter, walked to the edge of the sofa and sat down, catching the arched head naturally, with half-length hair He rubbed it twice and asked, "What's wrong?"

Harry leaned into his lap, sighed heavily, and told him what had happened.

Yihe listened, his expression didn't change, but his eyes and face became obviously stern.

He stood up and led Lin into the room.

One big and one small stayed in the room for a full two hours, not knowing what Yihe said. The little girl obviously cried when she came out, but her mood was very stable. He called someone who was upright and sincere, and never made such dangerous speeches again.

Harry sort of understood why a difficult kid like Rizai would be as cowardly as a chick in front of Ichika.

Coincidentally, Shuo Mao next door also feels that he is a super failed father.

When he took his son in person, the frequency of visiting Harry for help was basically three times a day.

When the son cries, he feels too noisy; when the son does not cry, he feels too quiet; when the son drinks milk, he worries about not having enough to eat; The characteristics of my mother-in-law and mother have been brought to the extreme, and the whole person lives like a walking "One Hundred Thousand Whys".

Little Kakashi is indeed a worry-free child. He was born prematurely, jaundice before the full moon, abdominal hernia after a hundred days, and minor ailments such as cold and fever are not uncommon.

Fortunately, as time went by, he got older and healthier, and finally he was no longer so sick.

Fu Wushuang arrived, and before the elders had time to breathe a sigh of relief, little Kakashi started sneezing for no reason.

This was no ordinary sneeze. It didn't stop in my sleep from morning to night.

Shuo Mao gave him cold medicine, but it didn't improve for a long time, so he had no choice but to come to Harry again for off-site assistance.

Harry is not a professional pediatrician, and the only assistance he can provide is to lead the father and son to the hospital.

Little Kakashi went to the hospital every three days, and the dean, Kanako, was already very familiar with this little silver-haired patient. She took the baby in one-piece baby clothes from Sakumo, squeezed her limp little hands, and said distressedly: "It's you, why are you here again?"

While Sakumo was describing his symptoms, little Kakashi was still sneezing one after another, with a hoarse voice, tearful eyes, and a red nose, looking particularly pitiful.

Kanako flipped through the medical records and came to a conclusion before she finished listening.

"Probably allergies." She said, "His mother came from Inuzuka. The Chakra meridians near the nose of the Inuzuka family are well developed, and they have a keen sense of smell. Young people of the tribe more or less have this problem when their meridians first develop."

But sneezing all the time is not a problem, Sakumo thought for a while, and ran to Inuzuka's house with his son.

Like Hitomi who has passed away, the Inuzuka people are straightforward and dead-headed. Because the first impression is not good, the head of the Inuzuka clan still doesn't like Sakumo, even with her youngest daughter named Inuzuka Claw, Hitomi with the same mother and a different mother. Father's own sister wrinkled their noses hostilely.

For the sake of being a family member, the matriarch didn't let the dog chase after the hapless son-in-law anymore. She stood at the gate of the yard and asked ferociously, "What's the matter?"

Sakumo stepped forward under Harry's cue, and handed little Kakashi graciously.

Seeing her grandson, the matriarch's attitude improved a bit, she wrapped her arms around the small body, and teased her familiarly.

"This child looks like a copy of you, not at all like his mother." Hearing Shuo Mao's appeal for help, she curled her lips in disgust, but there was a little pity and kindness in her eyes, "It's just that we have a good nose. The shadow of home."

Kanako is right, this is a small problem inherited from generation to generation of the Inuzuka family, and of course it is impossible for the matriarch who raised two daughters not to know how to solve it.

She asked her little daughter to enter the room to get a few palm-sized cloths, took one of them, made gestures, and covered the lower half of Kakashi's face.

"Mask, face towel, whatever you want, cover his nose, filter the air, and try not to let him smell too pungent." She stuffed the rest of the fabric to Shuo Mao, and explained how to deal with it by the way, " When he grows up to about two or three years old, he can consciously control the chakra and not gather the chakra at the tip of his nose, and he will naturally get better."

The establishment of this method was immediate. After wearing the special mask for infants, little Kakashi soon stopped sneezing, squinted his eyes sleepily, and fell asleep within 2 minutes.

Shuo Mao's heart fell back into his stomach, he was grateful and thanked repeatedly.

Because of his contribution in the war, Konoha Baiya has become the face and pillar of the whole village. After a few days of peace, Shuomao received another order to send his son to a host family in a hurry, and reluctantly left the village to work as a Mission gone.

Harry was used to this for a long time, and it just so happened that his busy work came to an end, and he was able to stay at home and give early education to his two children.

Kid Kakashi is almost one year old, and the changes that have occurred with his growth are subtle but obvious.

He no longer needs to spend most of his time on eating and sleeping, and the daily waking gaps gradually increase, and his thoughts and characters are slowly reflected.

Compared to when Lin was this age, Kakashi is obviously much more independent.Maybe it's because of nature, or maybe it's because of the frequent changes in the breeder and the environment. He seldom cries, is not too clingy, always plays with his toys quietly, and rarely responds to Harry and Lynn's "Come and play together." "Let's go" call, so I haven't started to learn to speak for a long time.

Once again, Harry teased Kakashi for a long time without getting a response, deeply frustrated.

The considerate little girl Lin keenly sensed that he was unhappy, ran over on her short legs, climbed onto his lap, stuffed the flashcards into his hands, and coquettishly asked him to play with her.

Who can ruthlessly refuse Little Sweetheart's request?At least Harry couldn't.

He sat down on the edge of the baby area, picked up the flashcards, and taught Lin how to read.

Little Kakashi, who doesn't care about people, became interested for some reason, dropped the toy, and stretched his little head to look at the colorful cards with pictures and words drawn on Harry's hand.

Anyway, teaching one is teaching, and teaching two is also teaching. Harry adjusted his posture to make room for him to follow along.

Lin is in the sensitive period of language, she has a strong desire to talk, her small mouth can't stop, she wants to tell Harry everything she sees, there is "Dad" on the left and "Dad" on the right, and the little milk voice is called a whine, which is so cute Trembling.

The old father's heart couldn't take it anymore, and he had to raise his hand to stop: "Baby Lin, you must be serious when studying and keep quiet. Look, can you follow the example of your brother?"

Both father and daughter looked at Kakashi at the same time, and Kakashi also looked at them.

Half of his face was covered by a hypoallergenic mask, and his expression could only be judged by the exposed eyes.And he didn't have a pair of emotional eyes, and most of the time his eyelids drooped weakly, as if he despised everyone he could see.

He looked at Harry, then at Lin, as if he was thinking about something, and after a while, he suddenly called out to Harry: "...papa?"

Harry was stunned for a full 3 minutes, then jumped up and summoned the Patronus, letting the silver-white griffin deliver a message to Shuo Mao.

"Suo Mao, I have good news and bad news for you."

"The good news is that your son has learned to talk."

"The bad news is... you should stand still and support yourself first, don't get excited--bad news, he called me dad."