[HP/Naruto] Be a ninja magician

With many years of experience as a househusband, Harry has his own way of dealing with children.In the past, he had countless ways to convince the rebellious child to be obedient, but now, he doesn't have the time and energy to show affection and reason to Kakashi, so he chose the most simple and rude method. a path of -

He petrified Kakashi directly, then used the floating spell to throw the little stone man into the room, and closed the door and locked it.

"Can you beat me? No matter how much you want to win, you can't open your eyes and talk nonsense, right?" He shouted through the door.The petrification spell did not affect the five senses, so he was sure Kakashi could hear it.

Sure enough, as soon as the spell was lifted, the child was so angry that he kicked the bed "clang clang".

Harry knocked on the door twice as a reminder: "Take care of public property, I won't fix the bed for you if it's broken."

There was no movement in the room.

After teaching the brat, Harry turned around, not too surprised to see Hizhan's disapproving eyes.

Hokage-sama also adhered to the upright style of being a parent. With the attitude of a parent who understands righteousness, he gently reprimanded: "Mr. Hui, it's normal for a child to have his own ideas when he grows up. We as parents We should understand more and listen to the voice of the child. Like our Asma, I usually encourage him to do whatever he wants to do..."

Asuma Sarutobi is Hirizan's youngest son, one year older than Kakashi, the same age as Rin, and a classmate with Kakashi and Rin.

Harry raised his eyebrows and asked, "Are you teaching me how to raise a child?"

Hirizhan looked at him incomprehensibly, the bitterness of his great patriarchal authoritarianism still on his face.

Harry smiled: "Okay, then let's have a good chat. In the grade test two weeks ago, my two children: Kakashi ranked first in the whole grade in terms of total scores, and they were even treated by the teacher as a teacher during the actual combat drill." It’s a teaching example; although Xiaolin’s total score is ranked fifth in the grade, she got an unprecedented full score in the theory class, right?”

"Then, Asma from your family," he recalled carefully, and then slowly continued, "If I remember correctly, that kid seems to have failed one subject in theory, and finally—— the second-to-last in the whole class." coming?"

Ri Zhan probably didn't expect that he not only cared about his own children's grades, but also paid attention to how his children's classmates did in the exams. He was a little embarrassed, and he responded dryly: "Indeed, it is true..."

Having said that, Harry did not forget to humbly say: "I am young after all, and I don't have much experience in raising children."

He changed the subject and said, "But at least I know that pampering a child is not respect, it's spoiling."

Sun Slash: "..."

Harry took the initiative to chat to death, the old Ri Zhan couldn't hold back his face, and didn't stay any longer, he persuaded him a few words not so seriously, and left in a hurry.

It didn't stop there, however.

Although Harry sternly rejected the high-level plan in front of Hirazan, he was not the person involved in the plan, and he couldn't keep Kakashi in the room forever, and he couldn't monitor Kakashi at every step and ensure that Kakashi Xi doesn't have any crooked ideas.

That's right—Kakashi made his own claim, bypassed him, and reached an agreement with Hirazan in private.

With the help of Hokage's privileges, Kakashi skipped a grade and took the graduation exam. He graduated from Ninja Elementary School at the young age of five, setting a new record for the youngest graduate of Ninja School.

By the time Harry heard the news, Kakashi had already obtained the ninja protection.

A done deal, Harry had no choice but to compromise.In exchange, he put forward a supplementary condition, requesting that when Kakashi disguised himself as Sakumo to go out on a mission, Anbu would be sent for additional protection to ensure maximum safety.

In terms of emotion and reason, it is impossible for Ri Zhan not to agree.

It was a rare trip to the Hokage Tower, and taking this opportunity, Harry told Ri Zhan that he was going to take Obito as a preparatory disciple.

Since Fuyue and Yi, Harry has never accepted a magic apprentice in Konoha.When the war just ended a few years ago, Konoha's high-level officials tried his tone and put pressure on him openly and secretly. Seeing that his attitude was tough and unwilling to compromise, they slowly gave up.

Now that he took the initiative to bring up this matter again, Ri Zhan unexpectedly didn't react for a while, and he was stunned for a long time before digesting this sudden surprise.

But when it came to the candidates for the disciples, the two had another conversation.

"Obito Uchiha?" Hirizhan had some vague impressions, but couldn't clearly match the name with the real person for a while, "The name sounds familiar, is it a child of the same level as Asma and Xiaolin?"

Harry thoughtfully reminded: "Not only at the same level, but also in the same class - that little Uchiha who came last in almost every exam."

"Ah, it's him." Ri Zhan remembered, and after a sudden, he was a little puzzled, "But, why did he choose him? I heard that he is often late for class. Not only is he a mess in theory, but his actual combat skills are also worrying. ...Actually, in terms of illusion aptitude, not only Uchiha, but children from the Kurama family are also good."

Harry patiently listened to the long list before answering the first question: "Why did I pick him?"

He spoke softly and calmly, but in fact he was in a very bad mood because of Kakashi's affairs, so he spoke with a strong voice: "Isn't it that the two children I raised are too competitive, and they have a poor foundation?" Some, lower the average."

He glanced at Ri Zhan, and the hint was clear: "It's better to give little Asma some room to catch up."

Sun Slash: "..."

Is this stalk really going to go wrong?

No matter how many twists and turns there were in the preliminary preparations, now that the main personnel were in place, the rest of the work would soon follow suit, and White Fang's comeback plan officially kicked off.

At first, it worked.

The surrounding countries all think that the reason for Konoha Baiya's disappearance in the past year is just like Konoha's official statement to the outside world, that is, he was punished for failing the mission.With the return of White Fang, under the awe of the absolute force that can resist a tailed beast head-on with the body, the riots on the border subsided somewhat.

But soon, the situation took a turn for the worse: From the second mission, the team of 'White Fang' was constantly attacked, one after another, like locusts, crazy and tireless.

Kakashi's disguise mission is a high-level secret within Konoha. Except for a few high-level officials, the captain of the illusion class who helped him strengthen the transformation technique, and Harry, no one else (at least on the surface) knows about it.The Chunin Jonin who was on the mission with him thought that he was really Sakumo, and that he could share the firepower for him when he encountered an enemy, but he would not bear all the risks for him.

No matter what Kakashi said, he was just a freshly graduated ninja with very little actual combat experience. Facing the enemy's wheel battle, no matter how fast he made progress, he would inevitably be unable to keep up with his ambition.

After colliding with two full-stack enemy teams consisting of two Jnin and six special Jnin, this bad plan to inherit his father's career was completely declared bankrupt, in an almost tragic way——

Except for Kakashi, the other three members of the four-member team died; the three Anbu who were in charge of the guards fought bloody battles, risking their lives, and snatched Kakashi back from the enemy pile.

The surviving Captain Anbu was none other than Orange Water.

Cheng Shui was stabbed twice in the body, one side of the calf was stabbed in half by a gun, his head and face were covered with blood and dirt, he managed to escape from the comatose Kakashi all the way back with his back because of the magic potion .

The older she got, the more her temper became like the old uncle back then. Obviously, her physical condition was extremely bad. When she saw Harry, she didn't forget to scold Harry first: "This brat, with his little three-legged kung fu, he still wants to fight with others!" What! Saving him is the same as killing him, I am really unlucky for eight lifetimes...!"

She passed out before she finished speaking, and Harry rushed her and Kakashi to the hospital, and then went back home to prepare the potion and notify those who should know, all in a hurry.

Kakashi didn't suffer much physical injuries, but he suffered a lot psychologically.Probably because when Orange Shui rescued him, he slashed him unconscious with a knife and hurt his little self-esteem. The first thing he did when he woke up was to ask Anbu who rescued him for his identity.

Harry had just returned from rescuing the orange water, and was a little tired, sitting on the chair next to him with his arms folded for a nap.Hearing the question, he raised his head and glanced at the hospital bed, then relaxed his body and leaned back on the chair, and answered casually, "That's your Aunt Chengshui. What's the matter? You don't recognize her with a mask on?"

Kakashi frowned, looking very confused: "But isn't Aunt Chengshui's real name Nohara?"

"Yeah." Harry responded casually, seeing the kid's expression was not right, he asked again, "Why do you suddenly care about this?"

Kakashi still frowned, thought hard, and said, "I see, she..."

In the middle of his speech, he was interrupted by a voice from outside the ward.

There are two male voices talking to each other, from far to near.Immediately afterwards, the door of the room was pushed open from the outside, and the doctor in charge of Kakashi stood at the door, holding the door frame to let Hizaru in a Hokage costume come in.

Ri Zhan was followed by seven or eight entourage, men and women, dressed in different styles, but all of them looked serious, as if they were facing an enemy.

A group of people poured into the ward in silence, and lined up in silence, surrounding the little patients on the hospital bed.

Kakashi has never seen this battle, but Harry has seen it—after his unexpected magic riot that year, he went through three similar trials.

It's a pity that Kanako, the old dean who took care of the young children, has retired, otherwise the villains who oppressed the children would never dare to come to the hospital so arrogantly.

However, the absence of Kanako does not mean that Kakashi can only be oppressed like Harry with the little poor man design back then.Want to bully him, and don't even look at who is behind him?

Harry tapped the back of the chair with his fingertips, and two armrests appeared on the side of the chair, then rested his elbows on the armrests, propped his forearms, and crossed his fingers in front of his chest.

His movements are not large, so he is not deliberate, his posture is natural and casual, and there is a little laziness brought about by sleepiness, but everyone can feel the courage and coercion that suddenly erupted from him.

With invisible power, his eyes passed over everyone one by one, and finally stopped on Ri Zhan, and the words he uttered were: "Pinch the smoke, the child has a good nose, and can't smell the smoke."

Ri Zhan was taken aback for a moment, hesitated for a moment, probably couldn't find a reason to refute, and obediently put out the pipe in his mouth.

The start was good, and the subsequent negotiations could not go astray.All the sharp questions and groundless accusations were blocked by Harry, leaving Kakashi only "Which ninja attacked you?", "Are the rest killed or captured?", "Your identity is definitely exposed. Already?" and other practical questions.

Kakashi grabbed the quilt, restrained the obvious nervousness and self-blame, and answered in every detail.

Hearing that before Orange Water took him away, an enemy witnessed the failure of his transformation technique, even though everyone had expected it, their hearts sank in unison.

Someone sighed, it was the captain of the intelligence squad.

Harry knew the reason for his sigh: Sakumo didn't show up before, at most people were suspicious, and Konoha Fang's intelligence department was secretly spreading rumors to confuse the public, and the enemy couldn't get conclusive information, so naturally they didn't dare to do anything absolutely At the same time, there will be room for retreat while probing; now that Konoha has specially sent someone to pretend to be Sakumo, the reason and purpose are clearly revealed. once.

However, can this be blamed on Kakashi as a child?

In front of the little client (and his not-so-provoking surrogate guardian), the good old man Ri Zhan couldn't say anything to blame anyway, and he couldn't close his eyes and blame others indiscriminately, so he could only take the responsibility on himself Lan: "This matter... I really didn't think carefully. I should have considered that all countries are already eyeing Konoha Baiya, and Yun Yin sent Eight Tails Jinchuriki to assassinate him two years ago. Once 'White Fang' reappears body, will definitely become the target of public criticism immediately, not to mention Kakashi, even an elite jnin may not be able to handle it..."

After Hokage said that, it was impossible for the others to listen, and they all scrambled to speak, the one on the left said "the adults said too much", the one on the right said "the subordinates are more responsible", for fear that the immediate superior would not be able to find the next step.

Harry watched them play with cold eyes, and when they had to stop and rest after their arguments got dry, he said, "If you have time to talk about these things, why don't you think about it first, how should we fight this battle?"

"Sakumo was paralyzed on the bed, and Jirai's whereabouts were unknown. Tsunade couldn't go to the battlefield—almost none of the mainstays from the last battle were left. When the enemy overwhelmed us, shall we take our heads?"

What he said was right, everyone was silent, and there was a deathly silence in the ward.

The interrogation was over, and Ri Zhan Tathagata hurried away with his followers as usual when he came.

Mobilization for war preparations, troop mobilization, border defense deployment... There are so many major issues that require him, Hokage, to make up his mind, and each and every one of them is more urgent than futile and meaningless pursuit of responsibility.

However, a mistake has been made, how could the predator who smelled the fish give up?

A week later, the border between the Land of Fire and the Land of Thunder was attacked by Jinchuriki. The defenders on the Konoha side were defeated, and the entire Northeast was lost.

Yan Yin and Sand Yin received the wind, so naturally they couldn't let go of the opportunity to make trouble, and launched surprise attacks on Konoha one after another.

The third Ninja World War, which had been brewing for a long time, hastily but unavoidably kicked off.