[HP/Naruto] Be a ninja magician

Obito originally didn't like dealing with Kakashi very much.

He suffered too much from Kakashi, and he always felt dissatisfied when he was a child. Now that he is older and more sensible, he naturally feels that he was too naive before.

He is not a masochist, he repeatedly provoked and failed miserably, hurt his self-esteem, okay?

However, after promising to make friends with Kakashi, Obito quickly put it into action.

——He started to pester Kakashi all the time like nougat.

When eating, he insisted on sitting together with Kakashi; in practice after class, he insisted on Kakashi being his partner; when it was late at night and it was time to go home, he insisted on Kakashi dropping him off... …In short, all the time outside of class, he couldn't wait to tie Kakashi to the waist of his pants with a rope.

For the first few days, Kakashi was still taciturn, either turning his head and leaving, or silently protesting with a stinking face full of disgust.

Later, he finally couldn't bear the disturbance, and picked up the most powerful language weapon again, sarcasm, ridicule, and tried his best to speak poisonously.

Obito was so angry that he jumped every time, rolled up his sleeves to fight with Kakashi, and after being knocked down by Kakashi two or three times, he yelled: "You are so annoying! I want to break up with you! Idiot Kakashi!!"

Then after a while, continue to hurt each other with Kakashi.

The process was not smooth, but fortunately, the results were good.

The quarrels and fights with Obito consumed too much of Kakashi's energy, he ate a lot, got enough sleep, and his physical and mental condition improved day by day.

Although he was still not full of energy, he could already sit down and say a long sentence to Harry calmly: "I want to set up a mission.—I mean, set up a mission as a ninja."

"Wow." Harry sighed, looked at the silver-haired kid several times, and exaggeratedly counted with his fingers, "The honorable Master Kakashi actually opened his mouth, and said it in one breath... Wait for me Counting, one, two, three, four... more than ten words!"

Kakashi raised his eyelids and asked, 'Are you bored? ' look.

Harry smiled, stopped teasing him, and returned to the topic: "Why did you suddenly think of a mission again?"

"Participating in the Chunin Exam has an indicator of the number of missions completed."

Very Kakashi-like answer, crisp and clear, with a clear goal.

It’s rare for a kid who doesn’t put his elders in his eyes to be willing to communicate well with a negotiable attitude, and Harry doesn’t mind revealing a little bit about his own arrangements: “Don’t worry, you don’t have your own team, and it’s hard to find a suitable one if you want to join the class.” Mentor. Just wait a little longer, let Obito and Xiaolin graduate and let them be your teammates, and I'll pick a reliable mentor for you, it won't delay much."

He expected many kinds of reactions, but he didn't expect Kakashi to say: "It's because they are graduating that I want to become stronger quickly."

Harry was stunned for a moment, and then felt a little relieved: It seems that Obito's influence is not small, and even Kakashi has the consciousness to become stronger as soon as possible in order to protect his little friends.

Before this relief lasted for a second, he heard Kakashi continue to say: "I don't want to form a team with them, especially Obito, that guy will only hinder me."

Harry: "..."

He took a deep breath, and showed the most 'kind' smile in his life: "You boy should stay at home honestly. When can you beat me, I will let you go on a mission."

That is to say, there is a lesson from the past forcibly graduating early, and Kakashi, the unlucky kid, obviously cannot be locked up.

In order to prevent him from signing any contract with someone else on his own, Harry finally compromised.

When Harry and Kakashi walked to the village hall, it was the peak time for task handover.Due to the shortage of manpower during the war, there were no additional staff to guide the crowd to divert. The client who came to release the task and the ninjas who came to receive the task were mixed together, crowded and noisy.

The whole hall was full of people, only the end of the long table where the power of attorney was displayed and the corner with the signboard [D] was relatively deserted. Harry dragged Kakashi straight to that direction without saying a word.

"Here, you can choose for yourself." Harry pushed Kakashi to the front of the table, glanced around among the piles of power of attorney on the table, and briefly read out what he saw, "Catch cats and chase birds Take care of the children, fill in the pits and renovate the house...not bad, the variety is much richer than what I can bear now."

Kakashi stared down at the ugly and bloated [D-rank] seals on those power of attorney, just silent.

At this time, four people, one big, three small, squeezed in next to them. It should be the teacher leading three disciples.The disciples looked a few years older than Kakashi, but the mentor was about the same age as Harry.

The four masters and apprentices were arguing fiercely whether they should accept the D-level task or the C-level task.In the end, the mentor was still defeated by the three mouths saying "How boring the D-level task is!", reached out to pick up a power of attorney from the C-level partition, and was surrounded by cheers from the disciples.

Harry pressed Kakashi's head and turned his face away from the side: "See what others are doing? Focus on it and pick yours."

Kakashi did not give up, imitating those three disciples, and protested to Harry: "D-level mission, boring."

"You have to accept it even if you're bored." Harry didn't like that, "Don't forget what you promised—it's okay to give out missions, but you must follow my arrangement on which missions to accept."

The danger of missions in wartime is not the same as in peacetime. Except for the D-level missions reserved to help Konoha and the residents of surrounding villages and towns solve their daily difficulties, those above C-level missions basically go to the frontline battlefield.Even if the mission itself has no risk, it may be attacked by enemy ninjas during the mission.

To be on the safe side, Harry would never let the children fool around.

However, like all young ninjas who have just walked out of school and have not been beaten by life, Kakashi is deeply influenced by hero dogmatism, and does not understand the good intentions of the elders, only thinking that the other party is deliberately targeting belittle yourself.

Holding back his breath of dissatisfaction, he dawdled, picking and choosing, until the crowd was halfway through, and then he pointed to the corner of the long table reluctantly.

Harry used the Flying Charm to summon the power of attorney into his hand, and glanced at it: "Finding lost puppies? Very good, it happens to be your specialty, let's go."

The two walked to the front desk together and reported their identities for registration.

"There are two people in the team. Ninja, Hatake Kakashi, ninja number 009720." The staff is very skilled in business, flipping through the ninja list with one hand, and filling out the information on the registration form with a pen in the other hand, " Especially Jonin, Ash, ninja number 0030..."

The tip of her pen froze.

"Sorry, senior, you are a special person. Unless you have the letter from Hokage-sama, you can't accept the task." After checking the small book in the drawer, which seems to be a "work manual", the staff apologized.

While talking, he secretly looked at Harry, presumably because he was curious about why this man who was not outstanding in any way was classified as a 'special person'.

Not only was she curious, but the person involved was also a little surprised.

After the end of the last war, Harry retreated to the background as a matter of course, nominally as an intelligence staff officer stationed in Konoha, but actually spent most of his time at home as a full-time dad.He really didn't like the pitiful remuneration, even if he had to leave the village to do private affairs, he still had his own way, and there was no need to pretend to be a mission.If it wasn't for Kakashi, he would never have come to pick up the mission again.

But 'not answering' and 'not answering' are two different things, who knows what more outrageous bad idea is hidden behind the mission ban?

Thinking of this, Harry frowned, and dragged Kakashi to the Hokage Tower again.

He went there with the intention of quarreling. In order not to leave a bad impression on the future flowers of the village, he did not forget to deposit the children in the secretary's office next door before entering the door.

Shikahisa Nara, who had just been promoted from chief clerk to Naruto's personal secretary, raised his head from behind several thick stacks of paperwork with huge dark circles under his eyes, and looked at the 'deposit' in blank dismay.

"Just for a while, help me keep an eye on him, don't let him run around." Harry simply explained a few words, straightened his collar, rolled up his sleeves, and prepared to deal with possible physical conflicts.

After working with Harry for so many years, Lu Jiu knew that something was wrong just by looking at this posture.

He really didn't have the energy to wade through this muddy water, but the duties of the secretary were limited, so he had to bite the bullet and persuade: "Senior, Hokage-sama is discussing important matters with the dark army leaders..."

Harry raised his hand to block back the last half of his sentence: "Understood. Don't worry, I know it well."

The leader of the dark army is such a keen group of people. Harry rushed in aggressively all the way, and chatted with Lu Jiu for half a minute next door. Such a big movement was enough to attract their attention.

By the time Harry officially stepped into Hokage's office, everyone had already run away, leaving Hizawa alone in the room.

"It's you." Hirizhan glanced at the door, rolled the shredded tobacco in his hand, and asked with concern: "How is that kid Kakashi? Has he recovered?"

"Please take care, he's fine." It's okay not to mention it, but Harry couldn't help but feel weird when he mentioned it, "After all, Orange Water hurt much more than he did, and he only rested for half a month before he died." Have you returned to work?"

Ri Zhan coughed in embarrassment, and quickly changed the topic: "So, why did you come to me? Are there any new disciple candidates?"

Harry did not go around much, and directly explained the reason and purpose of the trip.

Sun Zhan was a little surprised, but the point of the surprise was completely different from what Harry had expected.

"You are indeed a special person who needs special care," he said, "As a special consultant of the intelligence squad, of course you have to stay in the village and sit at the intelligence squad headquarters all year round."

Harry: "..."

He was silent for three seconds before asking, "When did I become an intelligence team consultant?!"

Sun Zhan lit his pipe, looked at him through the rising smoke screen, and felt that his strangeness was very strange: "It has always been. In the past few years, every time there was important information, you led the intelligence team to analyze it Summary, no?"

Ri Zhan took a deep sip of the pipe, then let it out like a sigh, and tentatively said: "Actually, if it wasn't for your background... your background is not so good, I would rather promote you as the captain of the intelligence team."

For ordinary people, at this time, it is time to quickly thank the leaders for their trust and cultivation, and then actively show a wave of loyalty.

Unfortunately, Harry does not belong to the ranks of 'ordinary people'.

He is an unmotivated baby-carrying machine, promotion has no attraction for him, and he is inherently immune to all workplace PUAs.

As if he didn't understand Ri Zhan's hint at all, he said: "It doesn't matter, I don't want to be the captain of the intelligence team, and whoever likes to be the consultant. I want to go out on a mission."

It's not a day or two since this person is so ignorant, Ri Zhan can't be said to be used to it, but it can be expected.

He sighed again, flipping through the documents in hand, his eyes suddenly lit up.

He took out a scroll from a pile of scrolls, put it on the table and pushed it to Harry: "That's right, I have an intelligence line mission here, and I haven't been able to find a suitable candidate..."

Harry only glanced at the encrypted logo on the seal, and then flatly refused: "No answer."

Sun Slash: "..."

Hokage-sama made a good move and reasoned, not only to say that wartime talents, especially intelligence talents, are scarce, but also to say that Harry’s rich experience should not be so overkill. Unable to move Harry, he had to grab a pen and help write a [Special Approval] note.

When he handed the letter to Harry, he was still trying to win the relationship and negotiate terms: "By the way, I have also heard about the matter between you and Hinata-kun. What will the children do if you go on a mission? It really can't, You can stay in my house and be with Asma as a companion."

"Thank you, Mr. Hiraku, for your kindness." Harry put away the handwritten letter, thanked him sincerely, but still declined, "But no need, I plan to entrust the children to Fuyue and his wife to take care of them, and I have already said hello."

After leaving Hokage's office, Harry went to the next door to lead people.

He remembered that Lu Jiu was afraid of marriage and even more afraid of having children, and would walk around seeing children on the road, so he didn't expect Lu Jiu to get along well with the bear kid Kakashi.

Unexpectedly, when the door was opened, the room was filled with peace and tranquility.

Shikahisa is playing shogi with Kakashi, Shikajiu is the king general, Kakashi is the jade general, the two sides are sitting on both sides, and the fierce battle is in full swing.

Harry didn't bother them, walked to the side and sat down silently, watching the battle quietly.

For all chess games, there are some commonalities in the rules.With the basics of wizard chess, Harry's shogi is not bad... Well, in fact, everyone who played shogi with him praised his chess skills.

He thought more than once that his three-legged cat level can be praised, and the ninjas obviously lack a little Ron shock.

All in all, Harry only watched for less than a minute before he had a clear judgment on the situation on the field and the level of the two sides.

"He is only five years old, you are bullying a child." He said to Lu Jiu.

Before Lu Jiu could express his opinion, the 'kid who was bullied' cast a dissatisfied look first.

There was pride hidden in Kakashi's seemingly plain statement: "He wanted to have a son, but I didn't agree."

Lu Jiu curled his lips and put on a helpless expression, which was regarded as acquiescing.

"That's why I said he was bullying you." Seeing that Kakashi still looked disapproving, Harry stared at the chessboard and calculated, before making a conclusion: "Within twenty moves, he can checkmate you."

This time it wasn't just Kakashi, but Shikajiu's eyes that were still closed due to sleepiness also widened in shock.

"No, no, senior, you've been flattered, twenty hands definitely won't work..." The young man hastily shrugged off the burden, and halfway through his denial, his eyes fell on the chess game, and he hesitated, "Well...it seems to be...isn't it? "

Kakashi looked at Harry and Shikuhisa, and then at the chessboard—in his opinion, he and his opponent had been playing back and forth, and the number of pieces left on the chessboard was also the same, which was clearly an evenly matched situation.

Checkmate within twenty hands?He doesn't believe it.

After all, he is still a child, and his mental activities are very easy to guess.The two adults read Kakashi's contempt and disdain almost effortlessly.

They looked at each other, determined to let the bear children have a good experience of the sinister and cruelty of the adult world.

The situation became one-sided in an instant, Shikajiu even used only thirteen moves to kill Kakashi to the point of defeat.

Although not completely checkmate, the outcome is a foregone conclusion.

Kakashi was dumbfounded.

Harry "tsk-tsk" twice: "It's a little too much, you should give in a little more to save face. If he is angry and cries, I don't care if you come to coax him."

Lu Jiu yawned, and the shrewdness and sharpness he showed when he was concentrating on killing his opponents faded away, and he returned to his usual half-dead state of sluggishness, and collapsed into a ball in his chair: "Please forgive me, I beg you, don't let me go The child stuffed me."

The vicious adults chatted and laughed casually, while Kakashi recovered after a brief daze, took the chess pieces, and replayed the game step by step based on his impressions, carefully trying to figure out what went wrong.

Lu Jiu didn't take it seriously at first, but found that Kakashi was not only learning his encirclement and suppression techniques through replays, but also came up with corresponding countermeasures. Gradually, a little surprise appeared in the eyes of the little figure. Come.

"This kid, is a malleable talent." He said to Harry.

"Smart, tenacious, daring to try, and fearless. Although he is currently young, inexperienced, and impatient, but give him more room for growth. Given time, he will become a great weapon."

Harry nodded and agreed, "Yes."

Then he sighed again: "But you also know that in this world, there are very few opportunities for trial and error. The war will not give him time to grow up slowly. With his stubborn nature of not hitting the south wall and not looking back, sooner or later There will be a tumble one day."

Lu Jiu pondered for a while, then suddenly said: "Why let him try and make mistakes by himself? He has never seen the world, so you can just take him to meet him."

Harry suddenly realized.

He turned his face away and knocked on Ri Zhan's office door again: "I thought about it carefully——I took that intelligence mission."