Fantasy: Awakened the pretense system at the beginning
Chapter 515 The Unlucky Guard
These new guards also hurriedly went up to help those colleagues lying on the ground, and then hurriedly asked: "What's going on? What happened? Why are you all lying on the ground!? And you are also injured!"
The newcomers suddenly discovered that these colleagues were injured, and immediately became vigilant, and then hurriedly asked: "What's going on? Did someone break into the competition venue and want to cause damage?"
The guards lying on the ground watched the guards coming on shift, and felt bitter in their hearts. They thought why they were half an hour late today. If they had come on time, they would be the ones who fell here.
The guard lying on the ground was also very helpless, and then said hurriedly: "It's that guy over there. He claimed to be a contestant in the city's competition, and then he attacked us after a disagreement!"
When the new guards heard what their colleagues said, they all looked in the direction of Xiao Han. At this time, Xiao Han was looking at them, and then found that they finally noticed him, and he felt a little more comfortable.
Because when these people came just now, they found that their colleagues fell to the ground one by one, while I stood aside properly. As a result, these people didn't notice me at all, and they didn't think that they were the ones who did it.
So Xiao Han felt for a moment that he had become invisible, why they couldn't see him, but Xiao Han, who was now being stared at by a group of people, felt more at ease.
The new guard captain asked Xiao Han angrily: "You kid, are you the one who beat my colleagues down one by one? Tell me who you are? What is your purpose! Why do you want to sharpen the guards here! "
As soon as Xiao Han heard this, he knew that the new guard was also a fool. Now that the situation was so obvious and his colleagues had already told him, he still asked so many nonsense questions.It seems that the average IQ of this guard is not high.
Xiao Han shook his head, and then Xiao Han said to them: "Yes, I beat them because they laughed at what I said and didn't take me seriously at all, but I didn't expect them to be so weak. I knocked him down!"
"Bold! Do you know where this place is! How can we allow a kid like you to fool around here? Now hurry up and arrest us. This way we can treat you lightly, otherwise we will not be polite!" The new guard captain Said seriously.
But Xiao Han found it more and more funny the more he listened, and then said to him: "If I don't know where this is, why would I come here? Besides, where am I fooling around? It's obvious that they laughed at me first!"
The captain of the guard was also very puzzled as to why this boy was so arrogant and dared to speak so loudly in front of so many of his brothers, so the captain of the guard asked: "Then tell me, what did you say that made them laugh at you!"
When Xiao Han heard this, he decided to say it again. If these people also laughed at him, then he would beat their heads off immediately!
So Xiao Han sorted it out and said to them: "I said, I am the overall champion of this city-wide competition. You all remember it. Do you understand? Do you want me to say it again?"
When the new guard captain heard that Xiao Han actually said that he was the champion of this year's city competition, he suddenly changed his serious face and started laughing, and he laughed even more than those people just now!
The guard captain laughed so hard that he couldn't stand still, and then he laughed and said to his brothers: "Brothers, he actually said that he was the champion of the city's competition, he said that he was the champion, hahahahahaha so funny!"
The brothers behind him also followed the guard captain and laughed very loudly, as if they regarded what Xiao Han said as the biggest laughing stock of the day.Xiao Han looked at the guards who were smiling and very happy.I was also very angry.
Xiao Han has completely lost his patience with these people who have no eyesight. Xiao Han said to those people with an indifferent expression: "How is it, is it funny? Isn't it particularly funny?"
The guard captain was also laughing so hard that he was a little delirious. He didn't even know that it was Xiao Han who was talking, and then said with a smile: "Isn't this funny? That boy actually said that he was the champion of the city's competition. It was really funny. Hahahaha!"
Xiao Han looked at not only the guards who had just come and laughed, but also the guards who had been taught a lesson by him. Xiao Han couldn't help it. He didn't expect these people to have such short memories. He would definitely have to do it again later. Clean them up.
But now we need to teach these ignorant people who just came here a lesson!Xiao Han said to him: "Do you know why they are lying on the ground? And they are still injured?"
The guard captain asked in confusion: "What? You should tell me how they fell."
Xiao Han looked at him with a smile, and then said: "They became like this after they laughed at me!"
When the guard captain heard this, he thought that this kid must have been a little crazy because of his ridicule, and he was so confident, but before he could say anything and continue to laugh at Xiao Han, he was already lying on the ground!
A very strong wind knocked them all to the ground.Moreover, he was slapped hard twice, and his left and right sides were red and swollen!
Now, whether these guards were here originally or just came here, they were all lying on the ground. Then Xiao Han stood in front of them and said with a cold face: "How about it, now you know?"
These guards wanted to continue standing up.I want to fight Xiao Han.But I found that I couldn't stand up anymore. I touched my legs and found that I had no feeling at all!
This shocked the guards. Their legs were gone in just one move!Then how will I be a guard in the future?The guards all sat on the ground, touching their numb legs and crying.
Xiao Han watched them cry from the side, and then said to them: "Do you remember me now? Do you still think it's funny?" These people nodded hurriedly and shook their heads and said:
"Remember it, remember it, it's not funny or not!" Xiao Han also looked at them nodding and shaking their heads in a very funny way, and then said to them: "Then what do you remember, please tell me? "
Then a guard hurriedly said: "I remember, you are the champion of our city-wide competition, remember, remember! Please save my legs, I have an older one and a younger one. Brother!"
Others also said: "Remember, remember, big brother, please save us, we can't live without legs!" A group of guards began to beg Xiao Han for mercy!
Xiao Han looked at the deflated appearance of a group of them and felt very good. He thought that he just gave them acupuncture points to make their legs numb, so that they would be afraid of this. If he had known better, he would have done this directly.
After all, Xiao Han couldn't do anything to them, because this was a competition venue, and they were also official personnel. If he injured them, he would definitely not be able to participate in the competition.And he is probably wanted by the whole city.
So Xiao Han said to them: "Remember, don't laugh at me again in the future, or I will break your retreat!" Then Xiao Han untied their acupuncture points in a few flashes.
These guards could also feel their feet again, and they felt very excited. They hurriedly stood up and thanked Xiao Han!
"Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be cool and gaining 66 pretending points!"
The newcomers suddenly discovered that these colleagues were injured, and immediately became vigilant, and then hurriedly asked: "What's going on? Did someone break into the competition venue and want to cause damage?"
The guards lying on the ground watched the guards coming on shift, and felt bitter in their hearts. They thought why they were half an hour late today. If they had come on time, they would be the ones who fell here.
The guard lying on the ground was also very helpless, and then said hurriedly: "It's that guy over there. He claimed to be a contestant in the city's competition, and then he attacked us after a disagreement!"
When the new guards heard what their colleagues said, they all looked in the direction of Xiao Han. At this time, Xiao Han was looking at them, and then found that they finally noticed him, and he felt a little more comfortable.
Because when these people came just now, they found that their colleagues fell to the ground one by one, while I stood aside properly. As a result, these people didn't notice me at all, and they didn't think that they were the ones who did it.
So Xiao Han felt for a moment that he had become invisible, why they couldn't see him, but Xiao Han, who was now being stared at by a group of people, felt more at ease.
The new guard captain asked Xiao Han angrily: "You kid, are you the one who beat my colleagues down one by one? Tell me who you are? What is your purpose! Why do you want to sharpen the guards here! "
As soon as Xiao Han heard this, he knew that the new guard was also a fool. Now that the situation was so obvious and his colleagues had already told him, he still asked so many nonsense questions.It seems that the average IQ of this guard is not high.
Xiao Han shook his head, and then Xiao Han said to them: "Yes, I beat them because they laughed at what I said and didn't take me seriously at all, but I didn't expect them to be so weak. I knocked him down!"
"Bold! Do you know where this place is! How can we allow a kid like you to fool around here? Now hurry up and arrest us. This way we can treat you lightly, otherwise we will not be polite!" The new guard captain Said seriously.
But Xiao Han found it more and more funny the more he listened, and then said to him: "If I don't know where this is, why would I come here? Besides, where am I fooling around? It's obvious that they laughed at me first!"
The captain of the guard was also very puzzled as to why this boy was so arrogant and dared to speak so loudly in front of so many of his brothers, so the captain of the guard asked: "Then tell me, what did you say that made them laugh at you!"
When Xiao Han heard this, he decided to say it again. If these people also laughed at him, then he would beat their heads off immediately!
So Xiao Han sorted it out and said to them: "I said, I am the overall champion of this city-wide competition. You all remember it. Do you understand? Do you want me to say it again?"
When the new guard captain heard that Xiao Han actually said that he was the champion of this year's city competition, he suddenly changed his serious face and started laughing, and he laughed even more than those people just now!
The guard captain laughed so hard that he couldn't stand still, and then he laughed and said to his brothers: "Brothers, he actually said that he was the champion of the city's competition, he said that he was the champion, hahahahahaha so funny!"
The brothers behind him also followed the guard captain and laughed very loudly, as if they regarded what Xiao Han said as the biggest laughing stock of the day.Xiao Han looked at the guards who were smiling and very happy.I was also very angry.
Xiao Han has completely lost his patience with these people who have no eyesight. Xiao Han said to those people with an indifferent expression: "How is it, is it funny? Isn't it particularly funny?"
The guard captain was also laughing so hard that he was a little delirious. He didn't even know that it was Xiao Han who was talking, and then said with a smile: "Isn't this funny? That boy actually said that he was the champion of the city's competition. It was really funny. Hahahaha!"
Xiao Han looked at not only the guards who had just come and laughed, but also the guards who had been taught a lesson by him. Xiao Han couldn't help it. He didn't expect these people to have such short memories. He would definitely have to do it again later. Clean them up.
But now we need to teach these ignorant people who just came here a lesson!Xiao Han said to him: "Do you know why they are lying on the ground? And they are still injured?"
The guard captain asked in confusion: "What? You should tell me how they fell."
Xiao Han looked at him with a smile, and then said: "They became like this after they laughed at me!"
When the guard captain heard this, he thought that this kid must have been a little crazy because of his ridicule, and he was so confident, but before he could say anything and continue to laugh at Xiao Han, he was already lying on the ground!
A very strong wind knocked them all to the ground.Moreover, he was slapped hard twice, and his left and right sides were red and swollen!
Now, whether these guards were here originally or just came here, they were all lying on the ground. Then Xiao Han stood in front of them and said with a cold face: "How about it, now you know?"
These guards wanted to continue standing up.I want to fight Xiao Han.But I found that I couldn't stand up anymore. I touched my legs and found that I had no feeling at all!
This shocked the guards. Their legs were gone in just one move!Then how will I be a guard in the future?The guards all sat on the ground, touching their numb legs and crying.
Xiao Han watched them cry from the side, and then said to them: "Do you remember me now? Do you still think it's funny?" These people nodded hurriedly and shook their heads and said:
"Remember it, remember it, it's not funny or not!" Xiao Han also looked at them nodding and shaking their heads in a very funny way, and then said to them: "Then what do you remember, please tell me? "
Then a guard hurriedly said: "I remember, you are the champion of our city-wide competition, remember, remember! Please save my legs, I have an older one and a younger one. Brother!"
Others also said: "Remember, remember, big brother, please save us, we can't live without legs!" A group of guards began to beg Xiao Han for mercy!
Xiao Han looked at the deflated appearance of a group of them and felt very good. He thought that he just gave them acupuncture points to make their legs numb, so that they would be afraid of this. If he had known better, he would have done this directly.
After all, Xiao Han couldn't do anything to them, because this was a competition venue, and they were also official personnel. If he injured them, he would definitely not be able to participate in the competition.And he is probably wanted by the whole city.
So Xiao Han said to them: "Remember, don't laugh at me again in the future, or I will break your retreat!" Then Xiao Han untied their acupuncture points in a few flashes.
These guards could also feel their feet again, and they felt very excited. They hurriedly stood up and thanked Xiao Han!
"Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be cool and gaining 66 pretending points!"
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