Fantasy: Awakened the pretense system at the beginning
Chapter 527: Sword King "Shit smells so good"
These elder brothers also looked at Xiao Han's retreating back with great pride, thinking that this man had just become brothers with us and had a good chat. What an honor it was!
Because in their hearts Xiao Han is already the champion of this city-wide competition!Xiao Han jumped on the stage, and then the Sword King looked at Xiao Han, who was so weak, so he laughed and said:
"Boy, you are so skinny, why are you participating in a competition? If I cut you off with a knife later, what will your wife do? Hahahahaha, just give up and go home to take care of the kids!"
Xiao Han didn't expect to be ridiculed by the opponent as soon as he came up, and he was very unwilling to do so. This little knife king was so arrogant, so Xiao Han said to the knife king:
"What's your name? Aren't you just a little older? You're so arrogant. Believe it or not, your sword will be broken soon? I'm going to let you know how stupid you are!"
The Sword King was also very surprised. He didn't expect that although Xiao Han had a small body, his tone was quite loud. So the Sword King raised his Qinglong Sword, smashed it heavily on the ground, and then dug out a Big pit!
He said to Xiao Han: "Boy, listen to me. Your uncle, my name is Shi Zhencheng! Remember, don't die without knowing my name later! Also, didn't you mean to interrupt me?" A big sword? Then come and try it!"
"Let's see if you cut off my Qinglong Sword, or if I use this Qinglong Sword to tear your little body in half!" As he said this, the Sword King waved his Qinglong Sword again!
When Xiao Han heard the name of this sword king, he suddenly discovered something, and then he couldn't control himself and started laughing, and it was the kind of laugh that covered his stomach and hit the floor with laughter!
Everyone was very surprised when they saw Xiao Han suddenly laughing. Everyone was wondering what on earth Xiao Han was laughing at?How can you laugh like this? This is a competition!
The Sword King opposite also saw Xiao Han smiling so wildly, and suddenly felt that he was completely ignored by this kid!So the Sword King also said to Xiao Han angrily:
"Boy, just tell me what you have to say. What does it mean to smile secretly there? Today I am going to let you, a young boy like you, know what despair is!"
Then Xiao Han was still holding his stomach and laughing, and then said to the King of Swords: "It made me laugh to death. I thought the name of King of Swords would be such a majestic name, but it turned out to be called Shit Smells! Hahahaha, it made me laugh to death!"
When Xiao Han said that shit smells so good, he also deliberately amplified his voice so that the whole audience could hear it!Everyone was a little confused when they heard it, but after thinking about it carefully, yes, Shi Zhenzhen, Shi Zhenzhen, doesn't it just sound like shit when you read it?
Everyone also laughed. They didn't expect the name of the number one sword king in Lihuo City to be so funny!Now even the referee was laughed at what Xiao Han discovered!
The Sword King stood on the field and found that everyone was laughing at him. For a moment, he hated the name his parents gave him. In fact, there was a reason why he was named this when he was a child!
Because the family has been historians for generations, and the historian's task is to record the truth of history, and to record all the truth very fairly. The father wants his son to inherit his craft!So I named him Shi Zhen!
But I didn't expect that my son would fall in love with using knives and become a knife king. That's why we are in this embarrassing situation!The King of Swordsman stood in the middle of the field and his face turned red with embarrassment. Now he didn't know what to do at all!
Seeing that Xiao Han on the opposite side was the culprit of this incident, the Sword King also transferred all his hatred to Xiao Han, and saw that Xiao Han was still laughing at himself!The Sword King couldn't help it anymore!
He immediately picked up his Qinglong Sword and rushed towards Xiao Han. Now what the Sword King wanted to do was to chop this Xiao Han to death!Only in this way can you relieve the hatred in your heart!
Xiao Han was still immersed in the laughter of the Sword King's name, laughing so hard that he was out of breath, but suddenly he felt a murderous aura coming towards him, and suddenly looked at the Sword King!
Now the Sword King has arrived in front of Xiao Han, directly raised his Qinglong Sword high, and then prepared to kill Xiao Han!Xiao Han was also startled by the Qinglong Sword, and hurriedly dodged the Qinglong Sword!
The failed Qinglong Sword struck directly on the ground where Xiao Han was just now!Because the Sword King used so much strength this time, the Sword King made a huge hole in the ground!
Xiao Han stopped laughing and began to take the game seriously. After all, this sword king is still very powerful. Although his speed is very slow, it will be very hurt if he doesn't dodge!
When the Sword King saw that his sword had not hit Xiao Han, he was very angry and said to Xiao Han: "Boy, if you have the ability, stop running around and hit me with the sword!"
Xiao Hancai had no intention of catching the attack. After all, the knife was very big, and the sword king was so strong. Although he could catch it, there was no need!
I can completely beat the King of Swords to pieces without the King of Swords being able to touch me!So Xiao Han made a face to the Sword King: "Rui Ruirui, I won't. If you have the ability, just come and hit me. If you can hit me, you are considered powerful!"
The Sword King became even more angry when he saw that Xiao Han was provoking him so arrogantly. He directly raised his sword and rushed towards Xiao Han, but the result was the same, Xiao Han directly dodged him!
The Sword King became more and more angry, and kept attacking Xiao Han, but he was dodged every time by Xiao Han. Xiao Han also had a great time, but after thinking about it, he still had to play the game well. That’s it!
So Xiao Han avoided the Sword King's attack after another attack, but this time it was not over yet. Xiao Han dodged directly behind the Sword King, and then kicked the Sword King directly on the butt!
And because the Sword King's body was too big, Xiao Han used a lot of strength to kick the Sword King down!The Sword King was kicked away by Xiao Han and fell to the ground...
Coincidentally, the current posture of the Sword King was like a person lying on his stomach eating shit. When Xiao Han saw it, he thought of the name of the Sword King again, and then he covered his stomach and laughed again.
"Hahahaha, he really lives up to his name, King of Swords, how about it, shit smells so good! Right? Hahahahahaha, I laughed to death!"
Everyone heard what Xiao Han said, and when they saw the Sword King's posture, they thought of the shit-eating posture, and everyone laughed without concealment!
Everyone didn't expect it. They thought it was a wonderful game, but unexpectedly it turned out to be like a comedy, making people laugh out loud...
Because in their hearts Xiao Han is already the champion of this city-wide competition!Xiao Han jumped on the stage, and then the Sword King looked at Xiao Han, who was so weak, so he laughed and said:
"Boy, you are so skinny, why are you participating in a competition? If I cut you off with a knife later, what will your wife do? Hahahahaha, just give up and go home to take care of the kids!"
Xiao Han didn't expect to be ridiculed by the opponent as soon as he came up, and he was very unwilling to do so. This little knife king was so arrogant, so Xiao Han said to the knife king:
"What's your name? Aren't you just a little older? You're so arrogant. Believe it or not, your sword will be broken soon? I'm going to let you know how stupid you are!"
The Sword King was also very surprised. He didn't expect that although Xiao Han had a small body, his tone was quite loud. So the Sword King raised his Qinglong Sword, smashed it heavily on the ground, and then dug out a Big pit!
He said to Xiao Han: "Boy, listen to me. Your uncle, my name is Shi Zhencheng! Remember, don't die without knowing my name later! Also, didn't you mean to interrupt me?" A big sword? Then come and try it!"
"Let's see if you cut off my Qinglong Sword, or if I use this Qinglong Sword to tear your little body in half!" As he said this, the Sword King waved his Qinglong Sword again!
When Xiao Han heard the name of this sword king, he suddenly discovered something, and then he couldn't control himself and started laughing, and it was the kind of laugh that covered his stomach and hit the floor with laughter!
Everyone was very surprised when they saw Xiao Han suddenly laughing. Everyone was wondering what on earth Xiao Han was laughing at?How can you laugh like this? This is a competition!
The Sword King opposite also saw Xiao Han smiling so wildly, and suddenly felt that he was completely ignored by this kid!So the Sword King also said to Xiao Han angrily:
"Boy, just tell me what you have to say. What does it mean to smile secretly there? Today I am going to let you, a young boy like you, know what despair is!"
Then Xiao Han was still holding his stomach and laughing, and then said to the King of Swords: "It made me laugh to death. I thought the name of King of Swords would be such a majestic name, but it turned out to be called Shit Smells! Hahahaha, it made me laugh to death!"
When Xiao Han said that shit smells so good, he also deliberately amplified his voice so that the whole audience could hear it!Everyone was a little confused when they heard it, but after thinking about it carefully, yes, Shi Zhenzhen, Shi Zhenzhen, doesn't it just sound like shit when you read it?
Everyone also laughed. They didn't expect the name of the number one sword king in Lihuo City to be so funny!Now even the referee was laughed at what Xiao Han discovered!
The Sword King stood on the field and found that everyone was laughing at him. For a moment, he hated the name his parents gave him. In fact, there was a reason why he was named this when he was a child!
Because the family has been historians for generations, and the historian's task is to record the truth of history, and to record all the truth very fairly. The father wants his son to inherit his craft!So I named him Shi Zhen!
But I didn't expect that my son would fall in love with using knives and become a knife king. That's why we are in this embarrassing situation!The King of Swordsman stood in the middle of the field and his face turned red with embarrassment. Now he didn't know what to do at all!
Seeing that Xiao Han on the opposite side was the culprit of this incident, the Sword King also transferred all his hatred to Xiao Han, and saw that Xiao Han was still laughing at himself!The Sword King couldn't help it anymore!
He immediately picked up his Qinglong Sword and rushed towards Xiao Han. Now what the Sword King wanted to do was to chop this Xiao Han to death!Only in this way can you relieve the hatred in your heart!
Xiao Han was still immersed in the laughter of the Sword King's name, laughing so hard that he was out of breath, but suddenly he felt a murderous aura coming towards him, and suddenly looked at the Sword King!
Now the Sword King has arrived in front of Xiao Han, directly raised his Qinglong Sword high, and then prepared to kill Xiao Han!Xiao Han was also startled by the Qinglong Sword, and hurriedly dodged the Qinglong Sword!
The failed Qinglong Sword struck directly on the ground where Xiao Han was just now!Because the Sword King used so much strength this time, the Sword King made a huge hole in the ground!
Xiao Han stopped laughing and began to take the game seriously. After all, this sword king is still very powerful. Although his speed is very slow, it will be very hurt if he doesn't dodge!
When the Sword King saw that his sword had not hit Xiao Han, he was very angry and said to Xiao Han: "Boy, if you have the ability, stop running around and hit me with the sword!"
Xiao Hancai had no intention of catching the attack. After all, the knife was very big, and the sword king was so strong. Although he could catch it, there was no need!
I can completely beat the King of Swords to pieces without the King of Swords being able to touch me!So Xiao Han made a face to the Sword King: "Rui Ruirui, I won't. If you have the ability, just come and hit me. If you can hit me, you are considered powerful!"
The Sword King became even more angry when he saw that Xiao Han was provoking him so arrogantly. He directly raised his sword and rushed towards Xiao Han, but the result was the same, Xiao Han directly dodged him!
The Sword King became more and more angry, and kept attacking Xiao Han, but he was dodged every time by Xiao Han. Xiao Han also had a great time, but after thinking about it, he still had to play the game well. That’s it!
So Xiao Han avoided the Sword King's attack after another attack, but this time it was not over yet. Xiao Han dodged directly behind the Sword King, and then kicked the Sword King directly on the butt!
And because the Sword King's body was too big, Xiao Han used a lot of strength to kick the Sword King down!The Sword King was kicked away by Xiao Han and fell to the ground...
Coincidentally, the current posture of the Sword King was like a person lying on his stomach eating shit. When Xiao Han saw it, he thought of the name of the Sword King again, and then he covered his stomach and laughed again.
"Hahahaha, he really lives up to his name, King of Swords, how about it, shit smells so good! Right? Hahahahahaha, I laughed to death!"
Everyone heard what Xiao Han said, and when they saw the Sword King's posture, they thought of the shit-eating posture, and everyone laughed without concealment!
Everyone didn't expect it. They thought it was a wonderful game, but unexpectedly it turned out to be like a comedy, making people laugh out loud...
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