Dressed as a sickly villain and survived by farming

Duan Rongshu pushed Zhao Huai's hand, "Your Majesty, it's done."

"All right?"

"Okay, let's continue. I won't pick you up if you touch Cizhen again."

Duan Rongshu: You are ruthless, indifferent, and unreasonable.

Then he was taken to practice archery for a while.

Zhao Huai let him go until he hugged the small bench and refused to get up.

"I asked the imperial doctor, proper exercise is good for your body."

As he spoke, he glanced at his little elbow, with inexplicable emotions in his eyes.

Is this disgusting?This must be disgusting.

Holding the spoon in his left hand, Duan Rongshu took a sip of the soup, looking at the dishes on the table in front of him, unable to start.

Asked how worried you are, just like a group of eunuchs going up to the brothel.

He glanced at Yuangui, Yuangui pinched the orchid and pointed it, "Oh~ why doesn't Master Duan eat it, these are all your favorite dishes."

Then he stretched out his trembling chopsticks, "pata".

"Learning Mo Liu again?"

Looking at his resentful eyes, Zhao Huai picked up a few chopsticks and put them in a bowl for him, "Eat."

Duan Rongshu held the bowl with a spoon and ate it with peace of mind.

Zhao Huai kept adding his favorite dishes to his bowl.

After eating the imperial meal, the person was smoothed out.

"Will Duan Qing come tomorrow?"

Duan Rongshu began to hesitate, "Mr. tomorrow...tomorrow..."

"Tomorrow there will be eight-treasure duck, spicy chicken, boiled fish..."

Duan Rongshu likes spicy food, but he can't eat too much. It's best to use these to lure him. Now Zhao Huai's ability to report the names of dishes is top-notch.

Sure enough, "Of course I will come tomorrow. Your Majesty asked me to come. Why wouldn't I accept Your Majesty's kindness?"

"It turns out that Duan Qing knows that I have good intentions. I will take you to ride a horse tomorrow."

"After a while, the spring hunting will come, and then there is no need to watch other people run horses."

Duan Rongshu was startled, "Is the minister going too?"

Zhao Huai took a sip of tea, looked up at him like a fool, "Aren't you going? There is barbecue."

"I will go, I will definitely go, and no one will stop me."

Zhao Huai had a premonition that he would never try to replace Chi Chi's position in Duan Rongshu's heart.

Duan Rongshu supported the carriage, as if he was nearly eighty years old, he got out of the carriage with trembling hands and legs.

It feels like the whole person has been hollowed out.

Suddenly, a black shadow rushed over, frightened him so much that he stepped on the ground and bumped straight into it.

Immediately dizzy, he stood up and took a look, hey, no wonder this black shadow looks so familiar.

It turned out to be the husky next door, Wu Guang.

Wu Guang frowned, "Aww", "Get up first!"

Duan Rongshu got up, straightened his sleeves, and saw that Wu Guang was still lying on the ground.

"You...don't touch me." Only I touch others.

Then looked at him something was wrong, "Did you fall on your ass?"

"You still said it! It's you, and now everyone in the court knows that my butt is broken!"

Wu Guang covered his buttocks and stood up grinning, "I even told my colleagues that I was injured while practicing martial arts."

"It's almost the same. If you use your butt to catch the knife, the effect will be the same."

"I fell! Now everyone in the city will know that my ass has been opened."

Duan Rongshu pursed his lips humanitarianally, and held back the corners of his lips, "Well... Wu Shangshu said so, and someone corrupted your family at that time, if you don't explain it, won't it be troublesome? "

"Really?"

"Of course, do you want to have two more pork knuckles for you?"

Wu Guang's throat twitched, "I don't think my cook's cooking is as delicious as yours."

"Okay." Duan Rongshu called Uncle Liu, "Braise pork knuckle again, and order everything else."

Then he entered the courtyard together with Wu Guang, and saw Mr. Li, the teacher whom he had just hired a few days ago, sitting in the hall, as if waiting for him.

Mrs. Li was nearly fifty years old, and frowned. When Duan Rongshu came back, he stepped forward and saluted, "I have met Mr. Duan."

"My lord, I really can't teach your children, you'd better hire someone else."

This is also the first time for Duan Rongshu to encounter such a situation, like being called a parent by a teacher, but he is still that parent.

Duan Rongshu smiled embarrassedly, "Master Li, why don't you stay for a light meal and talk?"

Mrs. Li kept refusing, but was pushed down on the stool by Wu Guang.

Master Li:! ! !Cut off the meal?

Duan Rongshu poured him a glass of wine, "Say, if they do something wrong, I'll teach you a lesson."

He was so polite, Master Li felt a little embarrassed.

Master Li sighed, his face full of vicissitudes, "I asked them what they had learned, and then continued to talk about it, and found that they didn't even know the previous ones, and kept deserting."

"Let's talk about the advantages, it's strong! It's really strong."

It's okay not to mention this, because he is strong, he is resistant to hitting, after the palm is useless, Master Li is helpless, and he can't fight hard.

He took a sip of his wine and continued, "For the rest, adults will know after reading their homework."

I will cry if I continue.

Three children stood in a row, each holding a homework book in his hand.

Duan Rongshu opened a book and counted: fourteen plus three equals 43.

He closed his eyes for a few seconds, then opened them again to make sure that he saw correctly.

Duan Rongshu: ...

Good boy, born to be an accountant.

Rong Ming lowered his head and picked his fingers, not daring to speak.

Then the next question: Distribute three fruits to four people, how much does one person get?

Answer: One.

Batch: How to get one?

Answer: Throw out the extra person.

Duan Rongshu: ...It's quite kind, and it didn't mess anyone up.

Then there is the Book of Songs, distorted like a dog crawling.

He carefully read the words on it, and then he was shocked by the soul.

"Master Li, you have suffered."

Master Li and Wu Guang were enjoying their meal, and turned to see Duan Rongshu's trembling hands.

"Oh, Lord Duan, don't be angry!"

This is so similar to when the old Wang next door had a stroke due to anger.

Duan Rongshu smiled weakly, "I'm not angry, it's fine."

"Master, look, I can't stay at home for a long time on weekdays, and my uncles are busy with other things, so feel free to ask for any conditions. They made mistakes, and I will come back and teach them a lesson."

Mrs. Li nodded, "I am an old bone, and I can't beat a child. How about it, ask the adults for some wine. The wine in the adults' house is really good."

"No problem, enough wine, you eat first, I'll take care of the children."

Then let Liu Shu prepare two jars of sorghum wine for Master Li to take with him when he leaves.

Duan Rongshu rubbed his wrists that were sore from exercise, and took the children aside.

Wu Guang pricked up his ears, wanting to hear how he disciplined the child, but he didn't hear the sound for a long time.

He sneaked over to look, and saw several children with homework books on their heads, gaiting.

Duan Rongshu was sitting on the bench, drinking tea with trembling hands.

"Hey, your child is in good shape, do you want to practice with me?"

Duan Rongshu shook his hand, half of the tea was spilled out, "Are you trying to make enemies with our family?"

Practicing with you to demolish the house, or to pull the ass with a knife?

"Hey, why do you think this way? Are you really so angry? Do you want to see the doctor?"

Duan Rongshu wiped the tea with a handkerchief, "It's okay, I'm tired and not angry."