Dressed as a sickly villain and survived by farming

The next day, Duan Rongshu went to court as usual, with a calm face, but he was very mad inside.

He had already imagined that he kicked the emperor by gossiping one by one.

Duan Rongshu's face was stern, with a look of keeping strangers away, which was very bluffing, but the gazes from around him were full of admiration, admiration, and... pitiful?

What pity him?He couldn't help speeding up his pace, wanting to escape from all these gossip contact dens.

Several ministers looked at his back, "Look at how brisk Mr. Duan's steps are, you can see that he is a man of foundation."

"If Lord Duan doesn't have martial arts, how can he protect the crown prince safe under the siege of assassins?"

"Ah, yes, it's not that if you don't have internal strength, you won't kick His Majesty three meters away."

"I don't know when Master Duan will kick again. The old man wants to watch."

"plus one."

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The prime minister was beating his heart when he heard this. Didn't he just pass on that Mr. Duan kicked His Majesty?Why is it now rumored that Master Duan kicked His Majesty three meters away?

Three people become a tiger, it is really harmful!

He's not going to end, is he?How about resigning from old age and returning home today?If you don't ask for the bones, there may be no ashes left.

In the court hall, the prime minister came out tremblingly, "Your Majesty, I have something to say, and I am old now..."

"Old and weak, not good enough to serve in the court, minister, please let the veteran retire."

Zhao Huai looked at the prime minister, and couldn't think of what kind of moth he wanted to deal with a person who could eat an elbow in a meal. The prime minister was talented, but he was not rigid. home care.

Has he offended the prime minister in this life?Is he stupid?

Zhao Huai couldn't figure it out.

"turn down."

The prime minister still refused to give up, Zhao Huai said again, "Look at Duan Qing, he is young but... weak in brain, doesn't he often come to court? What reason do you have?"

Prime Minister, "..."

It's okay if you don't remind him, he wants to retire even more.

Duan Rongshu, who was inexplicably cueed while fishing, raised his head, his mind full of question marks: often?I also suspect that the word you skipped trying to say is stupid.

Zhao Huai, you're done, this deal is decided, even if you let him chop a hundred pig's feet and duck feet and become a cold-blooded butcher, he will break up.

After the court, Duan Rongshu ignored Zhao Huai's staring eyes, walked straight to his colleagues in the underworld, and followed them to the household office.

Zhao Huai looked at his receding back, "Isn't my vision clear enough?"

Yuan Gui, "Obviously, naked."

Nakedly want to expose Mr. Duan naked.

Zhao Huai, "Give me a flirtatious eye for the blind."

Yuan Gui looked terrified: Are you winking?People's winking is seductive, and your winking will save Bai Wuchang from wearing a seductive lock.

Along the way, Yi Da took a look at Duan Rongshu for a while.

Duan Rongshu, "Let go."

Yi Da, "How do you know I'm looking at you?"

Duan Rongshu sneered, "Your black face is too eye-catching."

If it weren't for his black pupils, Duan Rongshu would have suspected that this brother migrated from Africa.

"Oh." Yi Da was a little disappointed, "I thought you had opened your eyes."

Duan Rongshu couldn't figure out how he could get into this, "Sky Eye? I only know the weather forecast."

Yi Da, "Is the weather forecast to predict the weather? Try it."

Seeing that he was very interested, Fei Qian also came over to listen, and Duan Rongshu directly dug out the weather forecast sent by the system.

"Well, today is sunny and cloudy, and there will be thunderstorms at noon tomorrow."

Yi Da's eyes widened, "Really?"

Duan Rongshu nodded, "The surrounding Tancheng and Liuyang are also raining continuously."

"Do you still want to change the land? Then do you know how to read?"

"No, why are you superstitious?"

Yi Da said, "Yesterday afternoon, I met an old Taoist. He said that my seal was blackened and there was a bloody disaster. He wanted to charge me five taels of silver to solve the disaster."

Duan Rongshu, "..."

Fei Qian, "..."

"No, how did he see it? Is there darkness in the darkness?"

Fei Qian said, "This is a liar. Everyone can tell that your forehead is dark. You really can't see any other colors from your face except black and white."

Yi Da opened his mouth, stuck out his tongue, and said vaguely, "Red."

Duan Rongshu, "Close your mouth quickly, you seem to be caught by a dog, and it will affect the image of our household department."

Some people around have already cast strange eyes, with a bit of panic.

Fei Qian nodded, "Yes."

"Remember to catch him next time you meet him."

Yi Da retracted his tongue and sucked it, "Well, I see."

As the Minister of the Ministry of Household Affairs, Fei Qian was in charge of Sinon, so he was very interested in Duan Rongshu's weather forecast function.

"Master Duan, how long and how far can you predict?"

Duan Rongshu flashed his dull brain and recalled, "Half a month?"

It can't be said for a month, people observe astronomical phenomena can only look at the recent ones.

Fei Qian took a deep breath, "If this is used in farming, it will be of great benefit!"

Duan Rongshu, "Why do you trust me that much?"

I haven't verified it, so I'm not afraid that he is talking nonsense.

Fei Qian smiled, "Master Duan should not lie about something that can be verified."

"I wonder if Mr. Duan wants to observe the astrology? Is it troublesome?"

Duan Rongshu, "It's not too much trouble."

Observing astrology?He hasn't seen the stars for a long time, and he goes to bed as soon as it gets dark, very punctual.

Duan Rongshu knew what Feiqian meant, and the weather had a great influence on farming.

He thought of newspapers, and now there are residence newspapers, but they are used to let officials know about the court's movements, they are all government documents and political information, not for civilian use.

Duan Rongshu proposed a newspaper to Fei Qian and wanted to start a newspaper office.

Fei Qian frowned, "This will cost a lot of money!"

Duan Rongshu, "I have money."

Lack of everything, lack of heart, lack of brains, but no lack of money, and this is not necessarily a loss-making business, posting advertisements, articles, or even lace news, how can it be a loss-making business?

Duan Rongshu is done, but newspapers can control the direction of public opinion, Zhao Huai will try to talk nonsense again?

Fei Qian saluted, "Lord Duan is so righteous!"

Duan Rongshu hurriedly helped him up. Just now, he was still trying to grasp the gossip, but in Fei Qian's eyes, he was serving the country and the people, because his ideological consciousness was not high enough.

"After I do it, I will just report the weather with my mouth, and I can also make money from this newspaper."

Fei Qian shook his head, "Hey, it's different, besides not making money, isn't it bullying Mr. Duan?"

Then he asked in a low voice, "Where did Master Duan learn from? Not only can he observe the sky, but he can also kick the mighty Majesty three meters away."

Duan Rongshu, "..."

Is this hurdle impossible to pass?

He grinds his teeth, Zhao Huai is shameless, he still wants face!

"Who told this?"

Fei Qian thought for a while, "I'm from the Ministry of Rites, the Minister of Rites is from..., the Minister of Officials should be from the Prime Minister, right?"

Duan Rongshu: No wonder you have to resign!