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Chapter 202 My brother dares to eat shit, does your aunt dare?

Xu Liu was held down by her and could only say: "I don't understand what Miss Qiao said."

Qiao Xi took out her phone and typed in a few words.

"Woof!" A dog barked on the phone.

Qiao Xi: "This is a dog language translator. Do you understand it now?"

Xu Liu: "..."

"Not yet?" Qiao Xi raised his eyebrows, and then changed to the braying of cows, sheep and pigs, "You can't understand? What species are you so difficult to understand?"

Xu Liu: "…………"

He hurriedly spoke before Qiao Xi made a move: "I really don't understand!"

Qiao Xi slapped him on the head, "Don't understand! Don't understand! Should I give you another hint? Pretend! Pretend again!"

After several slaps on the back of his head, his hair was almost bald. Xu Liu whined and looked up at her with puzzled and angry eyes.

Qiao Xi stopped his hand.

No...if it was really the old guy from the Space-Time Administration, he wouldn't have looked like this when he was beaten.

"What do you mean, Miss Qiao?" Xu Liu's eyes were sincere.

Qiao Xi looked him up and down, and just as he was about to speak, there was a loud bang at the door.

"Love is on fire~Obsession is a sin!"

"Humble characters ~ trudging through the swamp!"

Josh:?

Xu Liu:?

She pulled the door open and was almost blinded by the colorful lights.

I saw Cuihua’s mother and others already lined up neatly in the yard, swiping left and right!

Cheng Xi twisted his hands: "You can squander my sincerity as you please!"

Grandma Da Zhuang poked her feet: "I still can't escape the feeling of heartache!"

The young master sat in the middle with a loudspeaker and poked his fingers in the air: "Aunt Cui, move to the left. He Mama, raise your orchid finger a little higher. Cheng Xi, your pants are torn. Go and change them. Big Grandma Zhuang, don’t stare at Xu Liu, the matter between him and Niu is over, don’t make people embarrassed.”

Grandma Da Zhuang blushed, "Oh, don't talk nonsense! I didn't watch it!"

As he spoke, he poked his head and stared at Xu Liu sliding up and down.

Yu Sinian put down the speaker and said as if he had just discovered Qiao Xi: "Why are you out? Grandma Da Zhuang wants to dance, but she can't stop her. It shouldn't disturb your intimate chat alone, right?"

Qiao Xi: "..."

Yu Zheng: "..."

Careless.

It is true that the person did not enter, but the crime that should have been committed was also committed without landing.

Qiao Xi stepped over.

Yu Zheng subconsciously protected Yu Sinian, while Yu Xiao hugged Qiao Xi.

"Sister Xi, calm down! His crime won't lead to death, right?"

Qiao Xi glanced at Yu Sinian.

Yu Sinian pushed Yu Zheng on the spot.

"Daddy, look at you, it's your bad idea that made Xixi angry! Why don't you apologize to her quickly?"

Yuzheng:? ? ! ! !

He shouldn't have stopped him just now!

However, Qiao Xi didn't make a move. Instead, she waved and had someone pick up Qiao Yuyi who was next to the wine tank. She clicked on a breaking news story and handed over her phone.

Qiao Yuyi muttered: "What are you doing..."

The sound suddenly stopped, her eyes widened suddenly, and she looked at the screen

[@ gossip group leader: The hot news I just got is that Li Cheng got a strange disease and his chest hair grew like crazy. He braided his chest hair in the hospital, scaring eight nurses at once! 】

The comments below are all "Hahaha, can you get away with spreading rumors these days? Mr. Li, you have made a lot of enemies."

Qiao Yuyi raised her head: "Really?"

Qiao Xi nodded: "Really."

The next second, Qiao Yuyi dragged her luggage and got ready to go.

"Sister, you play for now, I'll be right back!"

Here, when Yu Sinian saw that the crisis was over, he immediately felt that Yu Zheng was in the way, pushed him away, and got tired of coming to Qiao Xi's side.

Xu Liu also came over with a drink, his smile still warm, "Ms. Qiao, could you please tell me, did you recognize me just now? It seems that you two have a good relationship."

Qiao Xi put her legs up on the stool and didn't drink his drink.

"Yeah, he's my best friend."

"Really? So close, just friends?" Xu Liu asked with a smile.

close?

close? ? ?

Yu Sinian stood up on the spot and rushed out the door!

Qiao Xi grabbed his collar and dragged him back. With smooth movements, he said, "Of course, dogs are mankind's closest friends. The name of my dog ​​is Xiao Hei. To tell you the truth, you look similar to him." Kind of similar."

Xu Liu: "..."

The young master made a movement and was trembling with laughter.

Xu Liu's face turned dark.

In the crowd, Cheng Xi was too far away to hear, so he asked Grandma Da Zhuang: "What are they talking about?"

Grandma Da Zhuang made a shushing gesture and replied seriously: "This kid Xu Liu is so close to dogs!"

After a pause, the two looked at each other:! ! !

Grandma Da Zhuang covered her mouth.

Yaoshou! ! !No wonder there was so much noise in the fields yesterday. Daqing didn’t just follow the cow? ! ! !

Here, Xu Liu couldn't talk anymore and stood up directly.

"Leaving now? Don't you want to stay and play for another 2 minutes?" Yu Si Nian asked.

Xu Liu smiled and suddenly said: "Young Master Yu, I just wanted to say that the turtle next to your mouth was not wiped clean."

Yu Sinian immediately changed his expression.

The next second, a hand lazily stretched out from beside him.

Qiao Xi took a tissue and turned his face over, wiping it while saying calmly: "Mr. Xu misunderstood, this is not a turtle, this is a strange disease. Seeing ugly people will cause allergic reactions. It's funny."

Xu Liu: "..."

Yu Sinian raised his head and rubbed Qiao Xi's hand whenever he could.

The picture is extremely dazzling.

Xu Liu almost couldn't keep the expression on his face and walked away, looking around as he walked.

"Looking for the little fat boy?" Qiao Xi raised her chin with a smile, "He's in the backyard."

She had seen Xu Liu's little moves when she entered the door just now. It was obvious that he wanted to repeat his old tricks and let the little fat boy do damage again.

So she sent out surprise troops first.

Qiao Xi personally took the person to the backyard. Xu Liu was a little wary but still followed.

Sure enough, the sound was heard before anyone arrived.

"Do you still dare to act wild?!"

Bang bang twice.

Niuniu's cry was loud, "Ouch! You, you, you... bad guy! I won't play with you anymore! I want my brother Xu Liu to avenge me! My brother has killed a wild boar!"

Lu Baibai rode on him and said while beating him: "Wild boars are nothing! My aunt can eat three of them in one breath!"

Niu Niu: "My brother is very strong!"

Lu Baibai: "My aunt is stronger!"

"My brother knows how to fish!"

"My aunt knows how to catch chickens!"

After more than a dozen words between you and me.

Niuniu's face turned red and she screamed: "My brother dares to eat shit, how dare your aunt?!"

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